Eve
Appearances
Table Read
The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
Bernie? I have been blowing you up all night. You got arrested? Where are you?
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
Why? Is that George R.R. Martin motherfucker listening? Are you okay? Long story. Okay, I'll explain later.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
I have questions. No time, Eve. Gotta be a hero. Is your party over? How did it go?
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
Indiana? What's in Indiana? An orphanage, Eve. Two tickets. You're getting on a plane? Standby doesn't let you do first class.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
What is going on? Who is this man? Is this your uncle or something? Yeah, that's good. Let's go with that. What happened to your crippling fear of flying heights and the first final destination?
Table Read
The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1
Sexual! I tried. Okay, wait. Nestle, the only cookie suitable for Santa. Fuck yeah.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1
That was so good. I do both those jobs. That's incredible.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1
You just shoved that up my butt and now you're going to serve it to your family? Duh.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1
If your crude ass celebrated my reason for the season, you'd get nothing but coal. Since you don't, I got you a little something for Hanukkah.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1
You've been putting it off. Look, B, I still really want to go through training together, but I can't wait any longer. I'm manifesting getting my wings in the new year. This was hate mail, not a present. I know you don't believe in signs, but I printed out my application until it came out. See? Everything happens for a reason.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1
I'm just saying that clearly a higher power is guiding me to be your light. Follow me. Let me help you.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1
Ow! Someone had to check your ego. Did it have to be to Missouri? Everyone needs help sometimes, Bernie. When are you going to get a grasp of that?
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1
Bernie, you look gorgeous. Dressing up as someone special or you still single?