Drew Nickens
Appearances
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
My dad is my best friend. Even though he talks shit about me on Reddit. And he's a kooky guy. I was scrolling through Facebook. I got a group recommend that said sexy superheroes. And my dad was a member. So I checked on it just to see what type of diddy freak off shit he's into. That's when I realized my dad is a Batman cosplayer.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Imagine this, he is a six foot six, 450 pound black man in a Batman costume in a wheelchair that he calls the Batmobile because he can't walk. He goes, I love, I'm Batman. I love solving crime, unless there's stairs. Like, why can't you be trans, Dad? It was awkward. I walked into my parents' house, AKA the Batcave. That's when I realized my parents were creating content.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
My dad, full costume, Batarang hanging out. My mom hunched over in a pleather costume. It smelled like an Arby's roast beef sandwich in that bitch. They had the meat. But I'm not going to King Shane. So you can find me in that group. It's the Retarded Robin. Thank you all so much. All right.