Drew Nickens
Appearances
KILL TONY
#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER
Tony's not racist. Look what he did for me, and I'm a black comedian. When he told that black joke, all I could think of was, I placed last in that watermelon carving competition. I lost to Dee Madness. Cam got disqualified, because he spelled Halloween wrong, got mad, and shaked the watermelon 50 times.
KILL TONY
#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER
We all know Tony won the whole competition, because you can't beat the gays at arts and crafts, am I right? But it was rigged. I only got safety scissors to carve my watermelon with. I didn't even get a real knife, because it's dangerous. But the positive thing is, David Lucas had fruit for the first time, and he loved it. He got all the watermelon innards. He looked like a diabetic Kool-Aid man.
KILL TONY
#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER
I'm not allowed to say the N-word and I'm black. His dad is black. Hell yeah, brother.
KILL TONY
#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER
No, I did a Rise, Rainbow Sherbert, Slept On flavor. Can't find it anywhere. And then I shot another Red Bull in the bathroom. Because people judge me now and say, Drew, you're going to kill yourself. I'm like, uh-uh. But then I had one down there.
KILL TONY
#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER
Hey, hey, Tang is slept on, dawg. You ever put Tang in a Red Bull? It's fucking fantastic. It's a kick in the glass. In your ass.
KILL TONY
#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER
Domino's. Pizza. I love their crazy bread. And so like, I can only imagine if you don't cook it, it's still fucking delicious. Am I right, Tyler? Yeah, dude. Oh my God.
KILL TONY
#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER
So the last couple of weeks, I've won two out of three poker tournaments that I played in. Pretty cool, right? Pretty good for a dumb guy.
KILL TONY
#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER
So what I do is I just be my natural self and they're like, God, he's special needs. We can't really take his money.
KILL TONY
#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER
It works like a fucking charm. And then I get them all like bamboozled and they're like, wow, great story. Oh, and then I'm like, oh, bluff. Oh, I got the nuts. I get them. And I can do it for like five to six hours. Comedies really help because I can have constant conversation, but still concentrate on what's my hand and I can distract them.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
My dad is my best friend. Even though he talks shit about me on Reddit. And he's a kooky guy. I was scrolling through Facebook. I got a group recommend that said sexy superheroes. And my dad was a member. So I checked on it just to see what type of diddy freak off shit he's into. That's when I realized my dad is a Batman cosplayer.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Imagine this, he is a six foot six, 450 pound black man in a Batman costume in a wheelchair that he calls the Batmobile because he can't walk. He goes, I love, I'm Batman. I love solving crime, unless there's stairs. Like, why can't you be trans, Dad? It was awkward. I walked into my parents' house, AKA the Batcave. That's when I realized my parents were creating content.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
My dad, full costume, Batarang hanging out. My mom hunched over in a pleather costume. It smelled like an Arby's roast beef sandwich in that bitch. They had the meat. But I'm not going to King Shane. So you can find me in that group. It's the Retarded Robin. Thank you all so much. All right.
KILL TONY
#695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
One of my brother's nicknames was Mr. Brittany Griner Jr. His name was Jesse. He was an Allstate athlete, but he was wild. He was a combination of Antonio Brown and Kanye West with a sprinkle of Seth Curry. Yeah, he didn't identify as male or female for a week. He thought he was Crash Bandicoot, the video game character. My man escaped three mental hospitals on pure athletic ability.
KILL TONY
#695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
I thought he was Mexican the way he was hopping fences. He reminded me of an outside cat because he would disappear for four days. We wouldn't hear a peep from him. But then he'd come back like nothing happened, and then he'd be real hungry. He'd go from Crash Bandicoot to Garfield really quickly.
KILL TONY
#695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
One time he came back, he had a bunch of cardboard, and he proceeded to dance to the Step Up soundtrack for two hours. My parents were so worried. They were like, where have you been? He's like, don't worry about where I've been. I'm safe now. Do we have pizza rolls?
KILL TONY
#695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
Okay, so he was, like, extremely bipolar, like, a little bit above Kanye. And he would run away for a long time. But one time, he took too many dabs, and then he was walking down, like, a farm-to-market road, and he got hit by two cars. Two cars? Two cars!
KILL TONY
#695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
So he got hit by one, and then he spun out like a cartoon character, and then he got hit by another, and it made him collapse and hit his head really hard, and he rolled into a ditch.
KILL TONY
#695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
Enough about your brother and your... There is one thing about my brother. So he died, and then two years later, there was a program called Jesse's Place that was made in his name It's a shelter for young adults 18 to 24, and they get all the help they need. They get medical help, they get job help, and it's in Yakima, Washington.
KILL TONY
#695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
500 people have come through the doors of Jesse's Place and have been helped through it. So I just wanted to talk about the Jesse Minute so I could talk about Jesse's Place.
KILL TONY
#695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
So the reason why Jesse's Place was made is he would come to the thing and the guy, Mike K, would be afraid that he would beat him up. So he'd give him cheeseburgers and hang out with him and he got to know him. So it's all for people that have troubled pasts, 17 to 24. So it's a really amazing place I wanted to highlight.
KILL TONY
#695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
You can go to the Camp Hope website, and you'll see Jesse's Place, and you can donate to Camp Hope. It'll go towards Jesse's Place. I'll also have something in my Instagram that'll also have a way for you to donate. They have an Amazon list for bed linens and hygiene products and everything of that nature. So anything of that that you guys want to donate, that would be awesome.
KILL TONY
#695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
I don't want to support any place like that. No, there's no needles or anything. Drug use is prohibited. They have a drug drug that comes every week over there.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
a lot of returns of people that have been on this show before a lot a lot a lot let's see what happens here this looks like a newer name oh the lovely heidi all this talk of