Doug Stanhope

Oh, I played there once. Once? You? I got fucking booed off stage almost every night. What? Like, people throwing things at me, like empty cigarette packs. And I was following Chris Porter. Oh, he's a killer. This was probably 20-some years ago. Wow. So around 2000, because I was dating a comic, which, oh fuck, we'll talk. Judy Gold? No, no one famous, and she quit. Okay, great. Lucky you.

Oh, I played there once. Once? You? I got fucking booed off stage almost every night. What? Like, people throwing things at me, like empty cigarette packs. And I was following Chris Porter. Oh, he's a killer. This was probably 20-some years ago. Wow. So around 2000, because I was dating a comic, which, oh fuck, we'll talk. Judy Gold? No, no one famous, and she quit. Okay, great. Lucky you.

so Chris Porter just had it was very urban it was very ethnic Miami probably maybe 70% Cuban 20% black and then people who are not going to have my back The 10% are mute. Right.

so Chris Porter just had it was very urban it was very ethnic Miami probably maybe 70% Cuban 20% black and then people who are not going to have my back The 10% are mute. Right.

so Chris Porter just had it was very urban it was very ethnic Miami probably maybe 70% Cuban 20% black and then people who are not going to have my back The 10% are mute. Right.

And he just had every fucking reference to every fucking hip hop song. And he just, he was built for that room and he fucking destroyed. Yeah. And I would get up and like, that was where I was primed. Maybe it might've been after 9-11 because that was when I was really peaking on fucking anti-authority, fuck the government and like all this shit. They don't want to fucking hear it.

And he just had every fucking reference to every fucking hip hop song. And he just, he was built for that room and he fucking destroyed. Yeah. And I would get up and like, that was where I was primed. Maybe it might've been after 9-11 because that was when I was really peaking on fucking anti-authority, fuck the government and like all this shit. They don't want to fucking hear it.

And he just had every fucking reference to every fucking hip hop song. And he just, he was built for that room and he fucking destroyed. Yeah. And I would get up and like, that was where I was primed. Maybe it might've been after 9-11 because that was when I was really peaking on fucking anti-authority, fuck the government and like all this shit. They don't want to fucking hear it.

No, it doesn't play in Miami. Yeah, they're here to hear fucking Gloria Estefan. And it was like, just after the first night, I assumed I'm getting fired and I'm going, hey, it's, and they're like, why, why would you leave? Like, did you see what the fuck? They were throwing fucking empty packs of cigarettes at me and fucking just, like, not even like angry heckling, like that roll your eyes.

No, it doesn't play in Miami. Yeah, they're here to hear fucking Gloria Estefan. And it was like, just after the first night, I assumed I'm getting fired and I'm going, hey, it's, and they're like, why, why would you leave? Like, did you see what the fuck? They were throwing fucking empty packs of cigarettes at me and fucking just, like, not even like angry heckling, like that roll your eyes.

No, it doesn't play in Miami. Yeah, they're here to hear fucking Gloria Estefan. And it was like, just after the first night, I assumed I'm getting fired and I'm going, hey, it's, and they're like, why, why would you leave? Like, did you see what the fuck? They were throwing fucking empty packs of cigarettes at me and fucking just, like, not even like angry heckling, like that roll your eyes.

Yes, yes. Like dismissive, like, gee, get the fuck out of here.

Yes, yes. Like dismissive, like, gee, get the fuck out of here.

Yes, yes. Like dismissive, like, gee, get the fuck out of here.

He loves you.

He loves you.

He loves you.

I would if they had a decent one. But, yeah, I mean, here it doesn't matter. But on the road, would you prefer to stay next to the club or next to the airport on a one-nighter?

I would if they had a decent one. But, yeah, I mean, here it doesn't matter. But on the road, would you prefer to stay next to the club or next to the airport on a one-nighter?

I would if they had a decent one. But, yeah, I mean, here it doesn't matter. But on the road, would you prefer to stay next to the club or next to the airport on a one-nighter?