Doug Stanhope

It does. Again, back to comfort, when you don't have hate. Like, now I feel kind of abandoned by comics, where you go, all these comics have, like, taken sides, where it used to be us against them. I hate it. Now, somehow, they fucking bought in, and they, like, picked, oh, you're either woke or this. I'm like, no, you... It's us against fucking Boulder, Colorado tonight.

And even if I hate you as a comic, all right, well, I hate the audience worse. Yeah.

And even if I hate you as a comic, all right, well, I hate the audience worse. Yeah.

And even if I hate you as a comic, all right, well, I hate the audience worse. Yeah.

I put that on my website. I go, hey, if I walked into a fucking airport bar and all my biggest fans and Dane Cook are in there, I'm drinking with Dane Cook. No, he doesn't even drink. No, he doesn't. I drink with a sober Dane Cook before my biggest fans because we have something in common.

I put that on my website. I go, hey, if I walked into a fucking airport bar and all my biggest fans and Dane Cook are in there, I'm drinking with Dane Cook. No, he doesn't even drink. No, he doesn't. I drink with a sober Dane Cook before my biggest fans because we have something in common.

I put that on my website. I go, hey, if I walked into a fucking airport bar and all my biggest fans and Dane Cook are in there, I'm drinking with Dane Cook. No, he doesn't even drink. No, he doesn't. I drink with a sober Dane Cook before my biggest fans because we have something in common.

It's like the Yankees and Red Sox. Yes. They'll fucking hang out after... They're not hanging out with the fucking... Cheap seats.

It's like the Yankees and Red Sox. Yes. They'll fucking hang out after... They're not hanging out with the fucking... Cheap seats.

It's like the Yankees and Red Sox. Yes. They'll fucking hang out after... They're not hanging out with the fucking... Cheap seats.

Yeah. Oh, my favorite was Patrice. Oh, that was a great one. And Bob Saget. Yeah, and Sandra Bernhardt, right? And Sandra Bernhardt and Roseanne. Roseanne. But fucking Patrice tried to fucking, like, there's, and we can talk scariest comedians, but Patrice was. Easily. Patrice and Norton, like, I would never want to, like, they could break you down so fucking badly. So good at it.

Yeah. Oh, my favorite was Patrice. Oh, that was a great one. And Bob Saget. Yeah, and Sandra Bernhardt, right? And Sandra Bernhardt and Roseanne. Roseanne. But fucking Patrice tried to fucking, like, there's, and we can talk scariest comedians, but Patrice was. Easily. Patrice and Norton, like, I would never want to, like, they could break you down so fucking badly. So good at it.

Yeah. Oh, my favorite was Patrice. Oh, that was a great one. And Bob Saget. Yeah, and Sandra Bernhardt, right? And Sandra Bernhardt and Roseanne. Roseanne. But fucking Patrice tried to fucking, like, there's, and we can talk scariest comedians, but Patrice was. Easily. Patrice and Norton, like, I would never want to, like, they could break you down so fucking badly. So good at it.

You know, at any point.

You know, at any point.

You know, at any point.

Yeah. And that's what we do. That's why I like when people say, oh, Rogan will fuck you. He could fuck you up. But he wouldn't. No. Rogan was not going to choke someone out. That'd be a bad episode. Yeah. Fucking Patrice. Patrice and Jim Norton would eviscerate you verbally, and no one could do it at a higher level. And Patrice fucking tried to call Saget out on that episode. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. And that's what we do. That's why I like when people say, oh, Rogan will fuck you. He could fuck you up. But he wouldn't. No. Rogan was not going to choke someone out. That'd be a bad episode. Yeah. Fucking Patrice. Patrice and Jim Norton would eviscerate you verbally, and no one could do it at a higher level. And Patrice fucking tried to call Saget out on that episode. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. And that's what we do. That's why I like when people say, oh, Rogan will fuck you. He could fuck you up. But he wouldn't. No. Rogan was not going to choke someone out. That'd be a bad episode. Yeah. Fucking Patrice. Patrice and Jim Norton would eviscerate you verbally, and no one could do it at a higher level. And Patrice fucking tried to call Saget out on that episode. Oh, yeah.

He's like, say something off the top of your head. Don't say the shit you fucking wrote in the back room. And fucking Saget came with it, and he went, all right. Right. He was like, fuck you, Bob.