Doug Stanhope

Dumbing down a forced backstory.

Comedian Mark Norman. I know all about you. You're born in New Orleans. Your wife's name is May. Wow. I have a child on the way.

Comedian Mark Norman. I know all about you. You're born in New Orleans. Your wife's name is May. Wow. I have a child on the way.

Comedian Mark Norman. I know all about you. You're born in New Orleans. Your wife's name is May. Wow. I have a child on the way.

Speaking of fucking knowing, where's Winnie?

Speaking of fucking knowing, where's Winnie?

Speaking of fucking knowing, where's Winnie?

I was going to bring dog treats for fucking Winnie, and I was late getting to the airport, and Bing was like, you've got to bring treats for Winnie.

I was going to bring dog treats for fucking Winnie, and I was late getting to the airport, and Bing was like, you've got to bring treats for Winnie.

I was going to bring dog treats for fucking Winnie, and I was late getting to the airport, and Bing was like, you've got to bring treats for Winnie.

She's all right. Is she doing road work?

She's all right. Is she doing road work?

She's all right. Is she doing road work?

I missed the joke. Okay. That's how I feel about you. Better not be the last time. Is that like a chuck? What do they call those? I guess it would be called a chug.

I missed the joke. Okay. That's how I feel about you. Better not be the last time. Is that like a chuck? What do they call those? I guess it would be called a chug.

I missed the joke. Okay. That's how I feel about you. Better not be the last time. Is that like a chuck? What do they call those? I guess it would be called a chug.

No, no, no. What it lays on. Like the pad. It's always on a pad. Is it making puddles?

No, no, no. What it lays on. Like the pad. It's always on a pad. Is it making puddles?

No, no, no. What it lays on. Like the pad. It's always on a pad. Is it making puddles?

That first book I wrote, the funniest fucking... Oh, God.