Doug Stanhope

That's the only time I've ever been tempted to watch a... Fucking awards show. Yeah. There's just so like self-congratulatory. Just the, they exist bothers me. I remember they got an award. She was so fucking good on that Tom Brady thing. Yeah. Yeah. I think she got her boobs done.

Well, first of all, who else has their tits out in that photograph? Her and Mike Lauren.

Well, first of all, who else has their tits out in that photograph? Her and Mike Lauren.

Well, first of all, who else has their tits out in that photograph? Her and Mike Lauren.

And how the hell are... What are you doing in the city? Do you know Pat McAfee? Sure. He used to always wear, like, fucking tank tops. Tank tops. And you're like, who wants to see your arms? I feel the same way about women, like, anchor women that wear, like... What? Sleeveless fucking... Put some fucking... Cover up your arms.

And how the hell are... What are you doing in the city? Do you know Pat McAfee? Sure. He used to always wear, like, fucking tank tops. Tank tops. And you're like, who wants to see your arms? I feel the same way about women, like, anchor women that wear, like... What? Sleeveless fucking... Put some fucking... Cover up your arms.

And how the hell are... What are you doing in the city? Do you know Pat McAfee? Sure. He used to always wear, like, fucking tank tops. Tank tops. And you're like, who wants to see your arms? I feel the same way about women, like, anchor women that wear, like... What? Sleeveless fucking... Put some fucking... Cover up your arms.

Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Cheap shit. That's the cheap shit, but I traveled with it, which means I had to check a bag. But I bought these sleeves that you get at Duty Free. Are you not doing it? I'm going to go hot toddy. All right, fuck it.

Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Cheap shit. That's the cheap shit, but I traveled with it, which means I had to check a bag. But I bought these sleeves that you get at Duty Free. Are you not doing it? I'm going to go hot toddy. All right, fuck it.

Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Cheap shit. That's the cheap shit, but I traveled with it, which means I had to check a bag. But I bought these sleeves that you get at Duty Free. Are you not doing it? I'm going to go hot toddy. All right, fuck it.

Dude, I remember the first episode of this show I watched. I forget who the guest was, but all three are drinking fucking LaCroix. Oh, yeah. I'm like, really? Did they go sober, dude? Drunk is in the title, but it just took you a minute. Yeah, we got there.

Dude, I remember the first episode of this show I watched. I forget who the guest was, but all three are drinking fucking LaCroix. Oh, yeah. I'm like, really? Did they go sober, dude? Drunk is in the title, but it just took you a minute. Yeah, we got there.

Dude, I remember the first episode of this show I watched. I forget who the guest was, but all three are drinking fucking LaCroix. Oh, yeah. I'm like, really? Did they go sober, dude? Drunk is in the title, but it just took you a minute. Yeah, we got there.

Like there's sober people that don't remind you that you're a drunk. Right. That are great. Like fucking Tell or Norton. I fucking love Norton. Love Norton. Yeah. But there's others where you go, that guy's such a not drinker. Yes.

Like there's sober people that don't remind you that you're a drunk. Right. That are great. Like fucking Tell or Norton. I fucking love Norton. Love Norton. Yeah. But there's others where you go, that guy's such a not drinker. Yes.

Like there's sober people that don't remind you that you're a drunk. Right. That are great. Like fucking Tell or Norton. I fucking love Norton. Love Norton. Yeah. But there's others where you go, that guy's such a not drinker. Yes.

Oh, geez. Those stories go way back.

Oh, geez. Those stories go way back.

Oh, geez. Those stories go way back.

What? That's actually in one of my books. He forwarded me the email, Cliff, the manager at the time. Is that the Asian thing? No. And you know what it's called? The ringtone? It's called Comic. Oh, Wicked.