Doug Stanhope

Yeah, and I have to force myself to, like, if I could just go to bed right now, why would I?

But that's, yeah, the three blocks walking here, I immediately fucking hated everything so much. I came in with a good attitude. I got in late. I was at midnight. I got in a hotel. There was not traffic to worry about. There were no personal space issues. I just walked three blocks and a fucking cop. I go, was 39th this way or that way? And he's pointing what I thought was the wrong direction.

But that's, yeah, the three blocks walking here, I immediately fucking hated everything so much. I came in with a good attitude. I got in late. I was at midnight. I got in a hotel. There was not traffic to worry about. There were no personal space issues. I just walked three blocks and a fucking cop. I go, was 39th this way or that way? And he's pointing what I thought was the wrong direction.

But that's, yeah, the three blocks walking here, I immediately fucking hated everything so much. I came in with a good attitude. I got in late. I was at midnight. I got in a hotel. There was not traffic to worry about. There were no personal space issues. I just walked three blocks and a fucking cop. I go, was 39th this way or that way? And he's pointing what I thought was the wrong direction.

And I'm like, oh, no, I'm sorry. I misread the fucking sign. And I'm already yelling at people in my head. And I'm like, oh, great. I could do this whole show with fucking...

And I'm like, oh, no, I'm sorry. I misread the fucking sign. And I'm already yelling at people in my head. And I'm like, oh, great. I could do this whole show with fucking...

And I'm like, oh, no, I'm sorry. I misread the fucking sign. And I'm already yelling at people in my head. And I'm like, oh, great. I could do this whole show with fucking...

Is it warm there? Yeah, yeah. It is crazy. Air on fire racing out of the Palisades. Yeah, shit is gone. I have not seen any of the footage. I just heard about this fucking Annie Letterman who said to say hi, and I go, I'll wait till we're on the air. Annie Letterman called. She left a message at one in the morning. And I'm like, maybe she's like, help save us. We're on fire.

Is it warm there? Yeah, yeah. It is crazy. Air on fire racing out of the Palisades. Yeah, shit is gone. I have not seen any of the footage. I just heard about this fucking Annie Letterman who said to say hi, and I go, I'll wait till we're on the air. Annie Letterman called. She left a message at one in the morning. And I'm like, maybe she's like, help save us. We're on fire.

Is it warm there? Yeah, yeah. It is crazy. Air on fire racing out of the Palisades. Yeah, shit is gone. I have not seen any of the footage. I just heard about this fucking Annie Letterman who said to say hi, and I go, I'll wait till we're on the air. Annie Letterman called. She left a message at one in the morning. And I'm like, maybe she's like, help save us. We're on fire.

Maybe she wants to come stay in Arizona. Holy shit.

Maybe she wants to come stay in Arizona. Holy shit.

Maybe she wants to come stay in Arizona. Holy shit.

I'm going to spit it in my fucking hot toddy.

I'm going to spit it in my fucking hot toddy.

I'm going to spit it in my fucking hot toddy.

Deadbeat Hero.

Deadbeat Hero.

Deadbeat Hero.

Yeah, that's fucking 20 years ago. But that was where I do. I support the troops on an individual basis was the premise of a bit. Great. I wish I knew how to do clips where I could just cut that bit out of that special and hashtag it with New Orleans and whatever the other.