Dolores Catania

of the morning to you ladies. Welcome to London for my birthday trip. I'm so excited for us to let bygones be bygones and celebrate sisterhood.

of the morning to you ladies. Welcome to London for my birthday trip. I'm so excited for us to let bygones be bygones and celebrate sisterhood.

My turn. Still talking. You know what, Shannon? You're just a dirty alcoholic bitch.

My turn. Still talking. You know what, Shannon? You're just a dirty alcoholic bitch.

You dirty drunk. You know what you should order for dinner? Chips. Because you need them, bitch.

You dirty drunk. You know what you should order for dinner? Chips. Because you need them, bitch.

Oh, yeah? Well, Shannon investigated Gina because her boyfriend threw her down the stairs.

Oh, yeah? Well, Shannon investigated Gina because her boyfriend threw her down the stairs.

You can't yell at me.

You can't yell at me.

I bought that man a Diet Coke a few years ago. Where's my $2?

I bought that man a Diet Coke a few years ago. Where's my $2?

She doesn't even go here.

She doesn't even go here.

Oh, you're a TV star. drunk batch. Tamara? Tamara? Yeah. Tamara? Yeah. How dare you investigate Ryan? How dare you bring this upon me? How dare you hurt me like this? I will not take this from you anymore. Tamara, thank you so much for listening to me. Thank you so much.

Oh, you're a TV star. drunk batch. Tamara? Tamara? Yeah. Tamara? Yeah. How dare you investigate Ryan? How dare you bring this upon me? How dare you hurt me like this? I will not take this from you anymore. Tamara, thank you so much for listening to me. Thank you so much.

I am leaving. I will not subject myself to terrorism.

I am leaving. I will not subject myself to terrorism.

I will be leaving right after this.

I will be leaving right after this.

Again, Jennifer Tilly, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She's nominated twice.

Again, Jennifer Tilly, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She's nominated twice.

You have high body count hair.

You have high body count hair.

You're a TV star!

You're a TV star!

I mean, I don't feel purty. Take me on date nights.

I mean, I don't feel purty. Take me on date nights.

Hi, everybody. I miss you. I miss you so much.

Hi, everybody. I miss you. I miss you so much.

The Housewives. It was a break from, it was like a little vacation for me. And while I was there, you don't have a phone. So a lot of shit was going down over here.

The Housewives. It was a break from, it was like a little vacation for me. And while I was there, you don't have a phone. So a lot of shit was going down over here.

No, no. Jersey Mike's, that was recent. But I'm talking about like after the finale and everything.

No, no. Jersey Mike's, that was recent. But I'm talking about like after the finale and everything.

A few reasons probably, but yeah. Yeah.

A few reasons probably, but yeah. Yeah.

How else can you handle him?

How else can you handle him?

Ariana, why'd you waste all that time there?

Ariana, why'd you waste all that time there?

Look at how good she's doing now.

Look at how good she's doing now.

Don't waste your time.

Don't waste your time.

It was fun. I had my mob, you know, I was, like, had my mob suit on that day. And I was feeling it. By the way, Paul just watched The Godfather the other day.

It was fun. I had my mob, you know, I was, like, had my mob suit on that day. And I was feeling it. By the way, Paul just watched The Godfather the other day.

Oh, wow, yeah. But so yeah, so I was just ready for him.

Oh, wow, yeah. But so yeah, so I was just ready for him.

He was so nervous.

He was so nervous.

Imagine your name being thrown around all day and you know you have to sit at that round table and you have to fight for yourself. Yeah.

Imagine your name being thrown around all day and you know you have to sit at that round table and you have to fight for yourself. Yeah.

It's always easy to fight with someone that no one likes.

It's always easy to fight with someone that no one likes.

It prepared me for a war. Like, it totally prepares you. Like, that's why they're afraid of the housewives when we get there. Yeah. They're like, take them out. I mean, we're not the best game players. They're wasting the kills on us, if you haven't noticed. Chanel still doesn't know she played the game. You know, I... Dorinda was just being mad.

It prepared me for a war. Like, it totally prepares you. Like, that's why they're afraid of the housewives when we get there. Yeah. They're like, take them out. I mean, we're not the best game players. They're wasting the kills on us, if you haven't noticed. Chanel still doesn't know she played the game. You know, I... Dorinda was just being mad.

I was really mad we didn't get our Dorinda.

I was really mad we didn't get our Dorinda.

I want a square table.

I want a square table.

Oh, forget it. You're right. You know what? Bring them back.

Oh, forget it. You're right. You know what? Bring them back.

Give Dorinda a chance.

Give Dorinda a chance.

And bring them back. She was ready. Her wardrobe was off the hook.

And bring them back. She was ready. Her wardrobe was off the hook.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Shocker. Shocker. Okay.

Shocker. Shocker. Okay.

I would do it. You have to be a candidate for it.

I would do it. You have to be a candidate for it.

I'm good enough for LASIK.

I'm good enough for LASIK.

Uh-oh. Oh, my God. That was chaos.

Uh-oh. Oh, my God. That was chaos.

Oh.

Oh.

I was.

I was.

And I was, and I knew our fate then.

And I was, and I knew our fate then.

I'm like, shit, I hope this doesn't have glass in it, but at this point, I hope it does. I'm done.

I'm like, shit, I hope this doesn't have glass in it, but at this point, I hope it does. I'm done.

Not because it's me, because you know I'm never about me, but... We win.

Not because it's me, because you know I'm never about me, but... We win.

This is exciting. It is.

This is exciting. It is.

Gondola Ride in Mexico!

Gondola Ride in Mexico!

I would. I'm going to keep this forever. It's a big poop. I love this.

I would. I'm going to keep this forever. It's a big poop. I love this.

Next up, we've got Jennifer Tilly from Beverly Hills.

Next up, we've got Jennifer Tilly from Beverly Hills.

of the morning to you ladies. Welcome to London for my birthday trip. I'm so excited for us to let bygones be bygones and celebrate sisterhood.

My turn. Still talking. You know what, Shannon? You're just a dirty alcoholic bitch.

You dirty drunk. You know what you should order for dinner? Chips. Because you need them, bitch.

Oh, yeah? Well, Shannon investigated Gina because her boyfriend threw her down the stairs.

You can't yell at me.

I bought that man a Diet Coke a few years ago. Where's my $2?

She doesn't even go here.

Oh, you're a TV star. drunk batch. Tamara? Tamara? Yeah. Tamara? Yeah. How dare you investigate Ryan? How dare you bring this upon me? How dare you hurt me like this? I will not take this from you anymore. Tamara, thank you so much for listening to me. Thank you so much.

I am leaving. I will not subject myself to terrorism.

I will be leaving right after this.

Again, Jennifer Tilly, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She's nominated twice.

You have high body count hair.

You're a TV star!

I mean, I don't feel purty. Take me on date nights.

Hi, everybody. I miss you. I miss you so much.

The Housewives. It was a break from, it was like a little vacation for me. And while I was there, you don't have a phone. So a lot of shit was going down over here.

No, no. Jersey Mike's, that was recent. But I'm talking about like after the finale and everything.

A few reasons probably, but yeah. Yeah.

How else can you handle him?

Ariana, why'd you waste all that time there?

Look at how good she's doing now.

Don't waste your time.

It was fun. I had my mob, you know, I was, like, had my mob suit on that day. And I was feeling it. By the way, Paul just watched The Godfather the other day.

Oh, wow, yeah. But so yeah, so I was just ready for him.

He was so nervous.

Imagine your name being thrown around all day and you know you have to sit at that round table and you have to fight for yourself. Yeah.

It's always easy to fight with someone that no one likes.

It prepared me for a war. Like, it totally prepares you. Like, that's why they're afraid of the housewives when we get there. Yeah. They're like, take them out. I mean, we're not the best game players. They're wasting the kills on us, if you haven't noticed. Chanel still doesn't know she played the game. You know, I... Dorinda was just being mad.

I was really mad we didn't get our Dorinda.

I want a square table.

Oh, forget it. You're right. You know what? Bring them back.

Give Dorinda a chance.

And bring them back. She was ready. Her wardrobe was off the hook.

Yeah.

Shocker. Shocker. Okay.

I would do it. You have to be a candidate for it.

I'm good enough for LASIK.

Uh-oh. Oh, my God. That was chaos.

Oh.

I was.

And I was, and I knew our fate then.

I'm like, shit, I hope this doesn't have glass in it, but at this point, I hope it does. I'm done.

Not because it's me, because you know I'm never about me, but... We win.

This is exciting. It is.

Gondola Ride in Mexico!

I would. I'm going to keep this forever. It's a big poop. I love this.

Next up, we've got Jennifer Tilly from Beverly Hills.