Dolores Catania
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of the morning to you ladies. Welcome to London for my birthday trip. I'm so excited for us to let bygones be bygones and celebrate sisterhood.
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My turn. Still talking. You know what, Shannon? You're just a dirty alcoholic bitch.
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You dirty drunk. You know what you should order for dinner? Chips. Because you need them, bitch.
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Oh, yeah? Well, Shannon investigated Gina because her boyfriend threw her down the stairs.
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I bought that man a Diet Coke a few years ago. Where's my $2?
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Oh, you're a TV star. drunk batch. Tamara? Tamara? Yeah. Tamara? Yeah. How dare you investigate Ryan? How dare you bring this upon me? How dare you hurt me like this? I will not take this from you anymore. Tamara, thank you so much for listening to me. Thank you so much.
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I am leaving. I will not subject myself to terrorism.
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Again, Jennifer Tilly, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She's nominated twice.
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I mean, I don't feel purty. Take me on date nights.
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Hi, everybody. I miss you. I miss you so much.
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The Housewives. It was a break from, it was like a little vacation for me. And while I was there, you don't have a phone. So a lot of shit was going down over here.
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No, no. Jersey Mike's, that was recent. But I'm talking about like after the finale and everything.
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It was fun. I had my mob, you know, I was, like, had my mob suit on that day. And I was feeling it. By the way, Paul just watched The Godfather the other day.
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Oh, wow, yeah. But so yeah, so I was just ready for him.
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Imagine your name being thrown around all day and you know you have to sit at that round table and you have to fight for yourself. Yeah.
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It's always easy to fight with someone that no one likes.
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It prepared me for a war. Like, it totally prepares you. Like, that's why they're afraid of the housewives when we get there. Yeah. They're like, take them out. I mean, we're not the best game players. They're wasting the kills on us, if you haven't noticed. Chanel still doesn't know she played the game. You know, I... Dorinda was just being mad.
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Oh, forget it. You're right. You know what? Bring them back.
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And bring them back. She was ready. Her wardrobe was off the hook.
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I would do it. You have to be a candidate for it.
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I'm like, shit, I hope this doesn't have glass in it, but at this point, I hope it does. I'm done.
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Not because it's me, because you know I'm never about me, but... We win.
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I would. I'm going to keep this forever. It's a big poop. I love this.
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Next up, we've got Jennifer Tilly from Beverly Hills.