Dasha
Appearances
The Viall Files
E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Oh, Alex.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Oh, yeah. I did.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Charles Oakley. It's Charles Oakley.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Who do you think has that personality?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Good morning, Cynthia.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I'm here for it.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Huh?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Hey, thank you.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Thanks for having me. I'm pretty good. How are you doing?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
No, I'm so good. So good. So good. St. Patrick's Day, so I'm feeling pretty thrilled.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But that's not as fun. No.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
You're a butter guy. I always get toothpaste on my shirts.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Spit it out. Spit it out, girl.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Okay. You changed. So God's on the side. That's great. Love that. Love that. Where are you originally from? I'm from San Luis Obispo, California. So up the coast about three hours.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yes.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I know Zach Efron.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
um no he went to my uh what's it called rival there we go rival high school he went to ag and i went to slow so okay there you go yes like a real high school musical no literally like we hate ag and they hate slow wow so okay yeah i do feel like the name of your town is a bunch of just letters jumbled together yeah everyone's like simple disco yeah that's how i feel too
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Are you currently, do you live in Nashville now? I do live in Nashville.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I just bought a place there in August. My first big girl purchase. Thank you. Oh my God. It's very exciting. Um, live alone for the first time. That's fun. How is it? Love.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I don't see myself ever living with someone except when I find someone, but well, yes, of course.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Wow. I got scared a little bit because I'm like, it's such like a big mature move, you know, as like a young woman, like living on your own for the first time. But it was necessary.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Exactly. It's like if you're mad at anyone. That butter on the floor is my butter.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
you'll pick it up whenever you want on your way home you're like I hope Chad's not watching some show or has friends over on the couch the best thing is like I like do like my self tanning you know and you can walk around butt naked just like letting it dry like that's something I found that I really like about living alone it's the little things yeah
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
No, I'm like a sharer. I don't really care. Plus like I'm the type of girl that'd be like, they won't mind if I have a scoop of this or like I can use their sauce.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
No. And it like makes me so anxious when people, when I open like a friend's fridge and it's all labeled, I'm like, no.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Can I have this?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I don't know. You needed to tell yourself? Do you guys label your food in your household?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
My bad.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
What do you mean? You don't like leftovers?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Even if you cooked it? That's such a first world problem. That's crazy.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I think I'll eat leftovers when there shouldn't be eight. Same. Some of how I was raised, my dad is kind of like a hippie. Nothing goes bad. He's like, no, it's fine. Like a sniff check. Even things that are expired.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Jesus. That's just wrong. No, no, no. Wait, what type of sauce is it though?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
That's some stanky meat. That is stanky meat.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
He needed a snack, you know?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Well, I'm on tour with Kane Brown right now, which is pretty cool. Yeah, I'm getting like a lot of reps in like arenas, which is sick. I love it. It's so fun. It's so fun having like a big catwalk because I'm very much like over the top performer and I love stretching my stuff out there. And that's been great.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
And then I'm working on my album, getting ready for Stagecoach, which I'm so excited about.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah, main stage on Saturday. I'm stoked. Yeah, very excited.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah. But that is so exciting. How are you feeling about it? I'm feeling pretty good. It's the first time I've had the means and the production and, like, the budget to, like, do something, like, over the top for a performance. I've done, like, TV performances and stuff that's kind of, like, in kind of a box, like, on their terms. But genuinely, it's, like, whatever I want to do, I can do.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
And I grew up doing musical theater, so I kind of went, I'm, like, total theater kid. Yes. So I kind of want to do like a, I don't want to give too much away, but like kind of like a Western like shootout at the beginning to like open the stage up.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
And I'm going to have like dancers up there. I'm going to have maybe some like lasso people up there. I don't know. I'm still kind of shooting things into the dark, but.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
So how crazy can I get? I was even thinking about, can I come in on horseback?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I'm down for whatever you know but also like I have to understand it's like 3.30pm on a Saturday like I'm not headlining it so like let's calm down a little bit right right right but it's Saturday day drink it is Saturday everyone it's yeah it's gonna be good
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Oh, God, yeah. I think it's good that I get nervous, though, because it means I care. And I think it's going to stress me out more the day that I'm so zen before going on stage because it means I've lost the spark.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Hitting those notes, saying those things. In that studio.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
or do you like being live just kind of like dancing around dancing performing connecting with the audience i think because i fell in love with music through like performing through musical theater it's definitely performing but also i started songwriting when i was eight years old and so like me with a guitar just tapped in is so cool too it's just different i don't know but
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I feel more like myself when I'm on stage. It's like the most badass version of myself, which is so fun. And did you know when Austin came out that it was going to blow up? I had a gut. It's funny. I had a gut feeling. My brother and I work on a lot of music together, Bardo. And I wrote the song when I had no management, like no nothing. I just fired my entire team. Wow.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I had many label deal before management. And I was just like, y'all don't get what I'm doing. Were you living in Tennessee at this time or were you still? I was, I had, I went to college in Tennessee in Nashville, came back to LA. So I was living in LA at the time. Okay. So I was writing this whole album by myself, just like doing it all myself, DIY. And I wrote Awesome with a couple of friends.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
And I remember sending my brother the demo right as I was leaving. And he like always shoots me so straight. He does like not blow any smoke on my ass. Like he's so straightforward with me. He calls me immediately and he's like, what is this song? When did you write it? And I was like, I literally wrote today, like, I don't know, I'm just fucking heartbroken. Like, I'm so sad right now.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
And he's like, no, this is like the best song you've ever written. And I was like, really? And so I listened to it more and more and I was like, this is really catchy now I think about it. And I was just like, so in my own head and so in my feels. And it's such like a personal song. And so I wasn't really thinking of it that way.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But the people's reactions, like my friends and like managers that I knew showing them the song for the first time was always like, girl, what is this? And so then I kind of started believing it a little bit more. And then when it blew up, I was like, oh, my God, they were right. It was like so surreal. So this is based off of like an actual event that happened in your life?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I loved it.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Except I will say at the time I'd never been to Austin, Texas. It's about Nashville. The entire story is so true, except it's in Nashville. But Nashville has no rhymes. Yeah, yeah. So as a songwriter, I was like, what can we do here?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Switch it up a little bit.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Austin rhymes with lost it. That's true.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
There you go.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
your girl was losing it so it made sense yeah did you when this song came out it blew up it's everywhere did the person that you wrote it about reach out to you oh he's fully aware i actually sent him the demo oh we had yeah um so i love y'all are right together no god no okay well we got well okay Yeah, we have. No, he was like my first like real big girl heartbreak.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yes. And I we never even dated, though. That's like the worst part of it all. Situation. Yeah, it was like a two year long stretched out. And I was ready. I wanted to give my babies like I was ready.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But he was so like he had so much trauma to heal from from his childhood, like a shitty, shitty, shitty childhood. My song Even Cowboys Cry like goes into it. His dad was in and out of prison. Wow. Super poor. Grew up in literally a one-room house in Memphis. But he is such a sweetheart. He's such a good guy. And I knew that underneath. So he just wasn't ready for me when I was ready for him.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
And then circling back, he had a girlfriend for a year while I was doing my thing. And then we kind of reconnected a few months ago. And now he was like, yo, I'm low-key ready for this now. And I'm like, sorry, man. Your time's passed. I love that for you. Yeah, it felt good. But we definitely... reconnected a little bit. So he's a fan of the song? Yeah, he's a fan of my music a lot.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
He's so supportive. The entire album's about him, and he's very aware. I don't care about your feelings anymore, but... I will use...
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Your face said it, okay?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I mean, yeah. I'm just a girl. What am I supposed to do? Also, I love doing things to the plot. I only write about my own life. And so sometimes I'm like, okay, I got to write an album. I got to do some things. I purposely stir the pot a bit.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
So there was a couple days spread out. So the first day that I posted that line dance video with me and my friend Zoe, overnight it had like 2 million views. And that had never happened to me before. And I was like, whoa, that was insane. You know, everyone, my whole team was like buzzing. It was like a team of six people.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah, I've been line dancing since I was a kid. We'd go to the Mid-State Fair and that's how you'd flirt with boys is you'd have to go line dancing. So you bet your ass I learned all the line dances. I was out there. And so, yeah, that first day was kind of crazy. And then two weeks later, it started getting added to like all these playlists on Spotify and like just like kind of buzz.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Like I think it got its like first organic radio ad. And we're just like, wait, what is going on here? And then, God, what was the day? I think, like, late February. It was, like, my birthday week when labels started calling. And we got flown out first class to New York. And I had, like, $900 in my bank account at this point.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Like, I was calling my mom being like, girl, I don't know how I'm going to pay my rent next month. And then I called her back when I was flying out to New York. And I was like, I think I'm going to be good. I think I'm going to be good, actually. Hold the Venmo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
um so yeah that was the week where i was like it's all gonna it's all gonna work out because like i had literally every single label in the entire world knocking at my door and then i and i kind of took this position of like realizing the power i had and realizing like i had all the negotiation power whatever i wanted and so i was like super coy in these conversations and like barely understated and like well what can you do instead of being like thank you so much for seeing me i was like
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Well, I was like with the CEOs of Republic Records being, they showed me this whole spiel about The Weeknd and Ariana Grande and Taylor Swift.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
No, that was Def Jam.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But yeah, it was just so cool to be like, what's that?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
It just felt like family. I just like really saw that they valued my art and like me making art. And they were just like, we so see your vision and just run with it. Wow. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. So it went Austin to boots or. Wait, it's the same song. Austin to boots. Wait, what? Sing it. Did your boots stop working? Did your truck break down? But it's. Are you sure?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Wait, no, because later on it got added, like, it was Austin, and then they wanted to add Boots Stop Working to the title.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Actually, that is exactly what you're thinking of. Why am I confused? They did that because everyone was like, what's the Boots song? And then everyone was typing. You could see the research of, like, people typing in Boots. And that's when we added, did your boots stop working to the title?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Kane and I met back at the People's Choice Country Awards, I think. We were sitting next to each other. And he's just like the homie. He's kind of good in the country scene. And I like that he's like pop leaning as well because that's kind of where my music sits. And I got pitched the tour and he was like, hell yeah.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
His stage design is so cool because it's, like, a loop. It's a catwalk, but it's a loop. And I've never seen a stage like this. And the pit, like the GI pit is inside the loop. And like I'm saying, I love a catwalk so much. Oh my God. And so I'm just like doing circles the entire time I'm performing. And it's great because the people in the back kind of get a front row seat.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
And then it's just like adds more dynamic to it.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah, I'm going to shotgun a beer. And then I'm going to, yeah, for sure.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah. I think, well, there's a lot. I mean, who knows? I might be doing some pop-ups. There's going to be a lot of parties to go to. Yeah, I'm going to be popping around.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Absolutely. I also love a party. So, yeah. Can you tell? I love a party.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
So how did that happen? Yeah, what happened with that? Yeah, let's break that down real quick. So I had a glam call at 4 a.m. that morning. That's early. Yeah, it was very early. Got up, very DeLulu, had the full face on. The parade started at 7.30 or 8. We were on the float. It was... pouring rain. Pouring rain. I was out there for two hours just in the pouring rain.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I thank God I had an umbrella, but like I was waving, freezing cold two hours. And then the way it works is like right as you pull up, your float pulls up in front of the Macy's like front, your song starts and they hand you a mic and you go. Like there's no like, okay, five minutes. It's like going. The float barely stops. Like my manager literally fell off the float because it didn't stop.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
It was like a whole, she almost got ran over.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But we're there. Song starts. Killing it. My extensions were looking beat. And I was like, God damn it. Because I really couldn't. The raining. Humidity. And I was like, God bless. It's all good. Praying for me. And she had just, my makeup artist had just reapplied my red lipstick to look good for camera. And everyone was like, don't touch the mic to your lips. Don't do it. So I do that a lot.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But, like, when I sing, I'm, like, all up on that thing. And I'm not thinking about that. I'm trying to, like, sound good. You know what I mean? For sure. So, like, the last thing I'm thinking about is, like, the distance of my mic to my lips. So what happened?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Is there a picture out there? Oh, there's a picture. Can I see it?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Is that okay? It got me, like, a billion impressions. So, period. Is that okay? But, yeah, it was pouring rain and the mic was all up. And I just, like, remember pulling the mic away from the last Austin and giving the audience a big old smile. Oh, my God. Giving the audience a big old smile. And I just looked like I was in the back with Elmo. Like straight up. Wait.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
It's kind of giving Taylor Swift.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
It's so bad. It is giving Taylor, but so like trailer Swift, you know? It's giving trailer. Trailer Swift.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
It's like all over.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
And I remember seeing the monitors after pulling the mic away. And I was like, oh. And I was like, it's probably not that bad. It's probably just like me being in my head. And then my manager called me. He's like, girl. You should probably say something about this. It was fucked. Have you worn red lipstick since?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah, I don't know if I could either. I got the super stain, the Maybelline super stain for my birthday as like a joke from like a lot of people, which was funny to be fair. But no, fuck that.
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For Halloween?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
That would be a good idea. Love.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
So flattered. I don't give a fuck. It's lipstick.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
People are so mad about it. Like, you're a whore. And I'm like, okay. What? I get called the craziest shit. Because country is such a more conservative-leaning fan base. And that's cool, whatever. But they were mad about the shorts I was wearing. I can't believe people called you that. Oh, yeah. They're like, it's a family show. Why is she wearing that and getting lipstick all over her face?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I'm like, you think I tried? to do this this is intentional it's crazy that's crazy that's just moms projecting back in their like kind of little yeah when they were but like the thing about the lipstick fiasco is I'm really weirdly grateful that it happened because I feel like the message of my music and like how I write songs is showing like
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
especially to like my super young fans like hey it is okay to not have it all together it's okay to be messy and not know what the fuck you're doing and make bad decisions with men like it just is the way it goes and it's okay if you get lipstick all over your face on national television like it's okay i'm just a girl literally you know literally literally i'm kind of glad it happened because it just showed like how i'm very human and i'm like whatever yeah
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I'm like, period. I kind of like that.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Because I am. Like, I'm way more white trash than her. She's so classy. And that's okay. That is okay.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Well, I have, like, options, but I'm just so... Yeah, player. Fucking player, you slut. How's your roster? The roster's deep, for sure. But I don't care. I don't want a man. And so, yeah, I will text them and entertain. Are you in your fuckboy era?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
If I was a man, they would hate me so much because I'm a girl. I can do whatever the hell I want. Yeah, no, I just don't want a boyfriend at all. Even if I met the most perfect man right now, I'd be like, period. Give me a few years.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Also, just be on tour. You're so busy. And the last thing I want to do. Also, anything I do right now is going to be long distance because I'm always on the road. I'm never in one place. And at the end of the day, all I want to do is maybe call my mom.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
and then i want to read a book in bed i want to read my dragon smut and then go to bed you know like i don't want to busy i don't want to have a man around what's dragon smut i could fourth wing have you read it i can't do like fantasy sci-fi you can do this book i can't do fairies fucking like i need real people you can do these fairies fucking it's so this is a court of thorn and roses it's better in my opinion okay i think the story's more it's more like war it's less like
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Shishi Fufu, you know? It's more war.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
It's more like real.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
No, you should read forth.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Oh, like what? Can you give me some like... I don't got a boyfriend, so like give me some... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I was reading this crazy sex scene in Fourth Wing as I was on vacation with my grandma. It was just me and her in Belize. And we're like sitting on these beach chairs. She's like yapping about New York times. And I'm like reading, he slides it into my slick entrance. And I'm like, fuck, excuse me, grandma. I need to use the restroom. And I won't be gone for a minute.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I can't get out of my head. She says slick entrance in the book. I love that. Is that disgusting? I love it. But it's so descriptive. And I love it. It kind of turns me on like a weird way. I'm like, why do I hate it? It's very descriptive. It is very descriptive. My slick entrance. My slick entrance. Because that's what it is.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Raw. Oh, I guess a sock is not raw.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
That would, no one's, have y'all seen that?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
She's in the arts. She watches films.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
She watches films. I didn't watch anything past 2000, actually. No, neither did she.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I actually just watched White Lotus last night.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I'm caught up.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I cannot believe the brothers made out last night. No, yeah, that was really... That made me so uncomfortable.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
That was insane too. And how he was like, I want to be a little Asian girl. And I pay her to sit there and watch me get fucked because I'm her. And I'm like, holy hell. And then what's his name?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
No. That's where my brain went.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Exactly. I was watching with my roommate who's an actress, and so we talk about acting and writing all the time, but we were just giggling to ourselves. Imagine having to be in that, reading the script for the first time and being like, okay, here I go. I want to get fucked by a daddy and be an Asian girl. Oh my gosh. Yeah. And then the suicide scene almost near suicide scene freaked me out.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
The dad who was writing the note. And then she came out. I thought he pulled the trigger when she opened the door. I know. That was so gnarly. Yeah, that was crazy.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
No.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Wow. Her character is so annoying.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But also I think that's what she's supposed to be.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Oh my God. I feel like we've all probably almost done that before. I feel like we probably actually have. But that's just like being a girl.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah, I don't like that.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
And she's clearly the hottest one. And she's also, like, a movie star. So, like, put it in those terms, being that guy who works at the White Lotus, I would be, like, her.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah, 100%.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I'm sure it's just like a part of being a girl I don't know there's like this weird competitiveness that sucks but it's just like the way it goes sometimes also just like watch me go you know it's kind of fun watch me cook right now watch me cook watch me cook who do you think did it who do you think dies and who do you think the killer is Oh, because there's always going to be someone that dies.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Well, I think it's going to be the gun that the dad takes.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But I don't think it's going to be him. I think it's going to be like Rick or some shit, you know, because Rick's kind of a wild card. Maybe the monkeys steal it. Maybe the monkeys steal it. I feel like it's giving Patrick.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Oh, yeah. Patrick might do it.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Oh, Greg is also sketchy. Or what if Greg dies? Maybe Saxon figures it out, tries to be a hero for the masseuse.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
True. Greg is weird.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
You think? I don't know. You're going to come to a murderous defense? Yeah, huh? Are you serious?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
She would be really annoying as that character, as a wife. Yeah, she would be. The guys are coming. I'm so bad at that. I'm not going to try. I'm not going to try. I can't do it. I can't do it.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Like, low-key, not really. I don't even have time to watch anything. Let's see what I did watch. The last time I watched reality TV, it was Love Island, the last season.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Because I know Rob from before he was Rob.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
His sister Lily's my best friend.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
So we met the summer before that.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Little brother. Yeah. America's heartthrob. It was really... I didn't watch it at first because I didn't want to get cringed out. And I love Rob. He and I are friends. So I didn't watch it. And I watched three or four of the episodes and I stopped. Because I just like... I know him and I know like... I could just feel how overwhelmed he was getting. And he's like a very sensitive guy.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
And I just felt bad. Like they put him in such like a hard situation and like make him break these girls hearts. And like he didn't want to do any of that. I don't know. So I had so much empathy for him. I just like couldn't even watch it.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
She had to. No, I was definitely checking out on her. I was like, what's up? How you doing? Well, she was excited because she thought he was going to make it to the hometown tours or the hometown part, whatever. She was like, I'm ready for my moment. Like, here we go.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Sometimes they call. They have like the families call in and meet.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But she didn't get her moment, unfortunately.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
sorry lily sorry lily yeah maybe next time maybe next time your brother's next time at that point is kind of having casual sex with people on tv yeah you know he was like i'm not gonna find love like i can't imagine my brother being on there i wish they're watching it you know and watching it i just like that's such a crazy experience you're just like you're watching people like my brother yeah i mean the fact that he's married is already shocking enough so i'm like no
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
He's just like, I need to feel something.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
This is kind of a little like Too Hot to Handle-esque.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But I've only seen Harry Jowsey's season, which was forever ago.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
oh yeah and ashley took danny into it she was like i really just want to like set off wait show me danny danny oh he's cute he's very cute my first scan is i like danny the best well that's like my type i love a mustache he's 22 that's her guy i'm 25 so well it's kind of it's not bad it's not bad it's not bad kind of cradle robbing just ask i'm just i just said he's 22
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Maybe next time. Wait, I love Taylor and Tyler. That's fun. Taylor and Tyler. Yeah, they're talking.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I just feel like anyone that goes on the show with their boyfriend is going to break up.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
On this show. Or, like, maybe they're just, like, feeling like it's the end, but they just, like, want a last hurrah. Go out with a bang. You know? Like, that's some shit I would do.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah. He brought a vibrator he can play.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
You have no idea how many men that I'm lightly talking to will be like, well, let me just show you this song real quick that are not artists. It's the most painful thing.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I can't tell you how many times this has happened. Men, that scene at a Barbie.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
So unbelievably accurate. Like they play guitar at you. Looking you straight in the eye. And you just have to act like, oh, wow. Never heard this before. The fuck is going on? No one ever.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
No, I'll, like, get up and, like, get myself a glass of water and, like, try to give them cues of, like, I'm so, like, I'm dry. Like, I have to go. Like, I have to leave. Yeah. This is actually hurting your chances of getting with me right now. Is that my car I hear started in the driveway? Yeah.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Sorry. So sorry. So crazy. Oh, my God. Brutal.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
It's not great. What is your birth name? Anna Dasha Novotny.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Anna is my first name okay but I've always gone by Dasha you have yeah well kindergarten through sixth grade I was Anna because I thought Dasha was too weird I wouldn't have friends I don't know why I went there but I released my first song in seventh grade when I switched schools so I went by Dasha from then on and now she's like perfect wow where did your parents get Dasha
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I wasn't named until three weeks after I was born. What? My parents are hippies. California hippies. I know literally one of those. And they wanted to feel like I cannot make this up. They wanted to feel my vibe like straight up. And they're calling me baby for a while.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
And like, I love my nickname Dash. Like my friends call me Dash, which is cute. That's fine. But my aunt called my parents three weeks in and was like, what about Dash? And they're like, love? She's a girl. What about Dasha? And it just like stuck because like traditionally like it's like Dasha or Dasha, which is like a Russian name. It's like it's like Emily over there.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Like everyone is named Dasha. Yeah. But Dasha is my American name. Dasha. Dasha. So, yeah.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
What could happen in a year? So exciting. But okay, find me on tour. You can just search my name on Google. You'll find the tickets, I'm sure. And find me at Stagecoach. And I'm working on a new album. So keep your eyes peeled. Woo. Yeah. Let's go. So much fun. Hell yeah. Thanks, guys.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
What did he tell her?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
When did he tell her?