Dan Bakkedahl
Appearances
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Spring Break
It's spring in Florida, and that means one thing.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Spring Break
Woo! Market! Spring break! Yes, it's the time of year when marketers from every corner of the country head to the beach to let their hair down and take in the natural beauty of the 18 to 24-year-old demographic.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Spring Break
Right. So on college campuses, there's only a 50% chance they're going to be stoned and impressionable. Here, you've got a guarantee.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Spring Break
High five! Right on. All That Booze helps the students explore sophisticated new scents, make lifelong commitments to credit cards, and romp around on the National Guard's realistic inflatable Iraq War simulator. But surprisingly, some find reason to complain.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Spring Break
But the kids themselves are way into it. What's up, dudes? What's going on? You just hanging out, consuming some goods and services?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Spring Break
Hey, dude. Yeah. What do you say we bust out of here and go get some low-interest debt refinancing? Uh, nah, I don't want to do that. Come on, man, it's spring break! I know, look around you. You want to go out and get debt financing?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Spring Break
Dude, I totally got her number. And a pretty good sense of her purchasing power. Spring Break marketing is a success because people like Mr. Youth know exactly what kids like.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Spring Break
Let's pretend I'm a co-ed on Spring Break and you try to market to me. Okay.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Spring Break
You're stupid. Why are you wearing that?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Spring Break
Oh, what, do I have to show my d**ks to get free stuff?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Spring Break
This co-ed was sold. I was going to have the ultimate spring break. First stop, free Roto-V mentholated eye drops. It's like fire and ice in my eyeballs.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Spring Break
Then it was time to wash it all down with some complimentary fruit-flavored Dasani.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Spring Break
I soon found myself signing things I'd never sign at home.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Spring Break
Sadly, my spring break ended like everyone else's. 29.9% APR? What have I done? The only way to cure this hangover was to get drunk and bang some 18-year-olds.