Chuli Joy

What's up, Austin? How you guys feeling tonight? So I just moved to Austin a couple months ago. And I've already seen a bunch of fights. And the other night, I saw the most confusing one yet. It was two non-binary people fighting each other. I turned to the guy next to me, and I'm like, who's winning? And he's like, they are. And I'm like, who? And he goes, they. And I'm like, okay.

How the fuck am I supposed to know which one he's talking about? Well, I guess all that matters is they won.

I'd agree with that.

No, I would say so.

I'm Cuban and Puerto Rican. Whoa. Oh, my goodness.

Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, it was a pretty weird cause I was so excited to finally get on kill Tony, you know? And like you say that and like, my whole Puerto Rican side were like, we are not trash. We are not trash. And I was like, oh, this is not going to end well for me. Like, my whole family. That's how I felt at the time, too. Well, we were in the same boat. It got so bad, Tony called me for advice.

You were driving the boat.

Yeah, I told them that you were a cool guy, you know? And it was like, jokes are jokes. And I also said that I was on the show before you said that. Oh. Yeah, yeah.

They're going to think it's fucking awesome.

Yeah, yeah. They're back on the Kill Tony team. You're damn right. Seems like everybody is. Yeah, yeah. What do you do for work, Chuli? Well, you know, I have a house in Florida, but, like, I'm in between jobs. I just moved to Austin, so, like, I need a job. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm looking. What are your skills? What do you bring to the table? I would say sales. What else?

Public speaking, you know, just like being in front of people. I don't know. What have you sold before? What would you be good at selling? I was selling clothes. I worked at different stores. Like vintage stores? Yeah, different things. Is that where you got the elbow-less jacket? No, actually... Actually, no, my buddy gave this to me, but like everything else.

I was in the first government-funded PSA for marijuana. Wow. Yeah. Thank you, guys. I would have guessed that. What did you do? I know. It was like drive high, get a DUI. And I was in front of a... a grill pressing the button, but there was no tank. So it was like grilling high is now legal. But getting... All right, Chuli.