Christian Hansen
Appearances
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The Octopus Murders with Christian Hansen & Zachary Treitz [Patreon Preview]
So I wake up and I was like, oh, you know, that was a fucking annoying experience to have. And then there's like a woman laying next to me in bed or it's like, I guess it's a woman. It has like long hair and it's like kind of in like a nightgown type thing. And I'm, like, fully up. It's a twin bed, so it's not a big bed. And I'm, like, fully up against the wall. Just, like, what is that?
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The Octopus Murders with Christian Hansen & Zachary Treitz [Patreon Preview]
Like, who is that? Logical explanation is it's either, you know, there's a house full of women that I live in. I have three sisters and a mom. So it's, like, maybe it's my older sister, Greta. Like, she's...
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The Octopus Murders with Christian Hansen & Zachary Treitz [Patreon Preview]
pro she's known to have occasionally bizarre and erratic behavior and who knows what like maybe she's laying next to me in bed and then it's like but then some sort i i sort of like um you know guess who like i i guess i that game you know i i clicked through her physical traits i was like oh no it's not her maybe it's my mom and then i remembered like
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The Octopus Murders with Christian Hansen & Zachary Treitz [Patreon Preview]
very recently up to that point i was climbing down the ladder in the middle of the night to get water and my mom was like at the bottom of the ladder like right by where the bathroom was and she was like um uncle pete died you know and i was like oh like oh no you know and i was like why was she there i'm thinking all this like while i'm like up against the wall like why was like
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The Octopus Murders with Christian Hansen & Zachary Treitz [Patreon Preview]
maybe like somebody else died and like, maybe she was on her way up to wake me up and tell me that uncle Pete died or like, you know, I don't know. Like, but cause I caught her at the bottom. So maybe she came up and then she didn't want to wake me up and then she just fell asleep. But then I was like, It's not her. It's actually not my mom or my sister. It's somebody else.
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The Octopus Murders with Christian Hansen & Zachary Treitz [Patreon Preview]
Maybe it's, like, a ghost, you know, or something. There's a lot of conscious thoughts taking place.
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The Octopus Murders with Christian Hansen & Zachary Treitz [Patreon Preview]
Your brain is awake. Like, your brain's, like— Yeah, I'm, like—I'm, like—I feel awake, and I'm, like, awake. And then—so then I lunge. There's, like, a light, like, with a— One of those like black little like twisty to turn it on thing. And it was already kind of like you had to perfectly twist it to make the light, you know, turn on, right?
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The Octopus Murders with Christian Hansen & Zachary Treitz [Patreon Preview]
Or you would like overdo it and it would like flash on and wouldn't turn on. It was a cheap thing. So I'm like, well, if it's a ghost... It will definitely go away if I turn the light on. So I like lunged up finally, got the bravery to turn the light on and I hit it so hard. It just like flashed on and then like the thing stayed broken until my parents sold the house.
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The Octopus Murders with Christian Hansen & Zachary Treitz [Patreon Preview]
Like it just like broke and we never replaced it. And, um, the thing like raised up out of the bed and like, this is fucking insane. And then like, like just like sort of floated backwards and it had like it's long hair and it's, uh, and it's like gown or whatever. It's like nightgown. And then just like kind of disappeared like in, like in the other side of the room. And I stayed awake.
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The Octopus Murders with Christian Hansen & Zachary Treitz [Patreon Preview]
I didn't know really where to go. I, cause I would usually just like hang out in, not like, you know, in my room at night, you know? So I just stayed in the room and I was like into fish, you know, the band at the time, like listen to some fish, like play some songs. Played some guitar.
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The Octopus Murders with Christian Hansen & Zachary Treitz [Patreon Preview]
And so then a few hours later, my dad, he would call up. He would yell up the ladder. He'd be like, Christian, time to go to school. And so then I went to school. So I didn't like... A lot of people would think that, like, oh, you woke up from a dream into, like, another dream that was sort of real, but I just stayed awake. I have a lot of thoughts about this.
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The Octopus Murders with Christian Hansen & Zachary Treitz [Patreon Preview]
I mean, the fish part is a whole curveball, because, like, I would have— It's like discovering weed in high school and, like, listening to jam bands. I don't know. It's like a wild reaction.
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The Octopus Murders with Christian Hansen & Zachary Treitz [Patreon Preview]
I was in the dream, though. And I was... Okay, and, like, when I woke up, like, remember I was, like, up against the wall? I was, like, kind of, like, paralyzed with fear. That's totally different. But maybe I was paralyzed with fear and... I don't know.
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The Octopus Murders with Christian Hansen & Zachary Treitz [Patreon Preview]
The hair was covering the face. Okay. And it was just sort of like an ambiguous female form, you know, and really only because of the style of clothes, just because it was wearing like a dress.