Child Neighbor
Appearances
Table Read
The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1
Santa? You sure are taking your tinsel time getting to those orphans in Indiana. Is everything plum pudding over there? Orphans?
Table Read
The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1
Just turn the sleigh on to autopilot and bring Santa back to the North Pole. I can do that.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1
Meet Nick's on a strict schedule. We've already lost Indiana, and who knows how long it'll take to get Santa feeling pine once he's here. Christmas may be lost for some, but not all if you move your fifth Christmas ham.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1
That would make no frankincense! This is clearly your fault, because before you, Bernie Gold, Santa never went silent night on the job. You clearly bring bad tidings.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1
Dad, no! If we go in there, Santa will think I'm Jewish. He'll skip our house, and I won't get my Nintendo Switch.