Bryce Mitchell
Appearances
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Hottest & Baldest Episode Ever w/ Sean Evans | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Hitler, hailing the Nazis, I really don't think that he was because I honestly think that Hitler was a good guy based upon my own research, not my public education indoctrination. His face is the best. I feel for that co-host.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Hottest & Baldest Episode Ever w/ Sean Evans | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
He fought for his country. He wanted to purify it by kicking the greedy Jews out that were destroying his country and turning them all into gays. they were queering out the women they were queering out the dudes you know what her first tranny surgery ever was happened to be in Germany before Hitler took over you know the books that everybody makes fun of Hitler burning you know what the books was
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Hottest & Baldest Episode Ever w/ Sean Evans | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Queer books. Taylor Barn queer books.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Hottest & Baldest Episode Ever w/ Sean Evans | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
And everybody is just totally talking shit about me because of how stupid I am. Let me explain myself a little bit better because this is what I meant by what I said. And I think nobody's gonna disagree once I explain it. I stated that you can prove the earth don't rotate because you can take a helicopter. hover it 20,000 feet for 24 hours and come back down in the same spot.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Hottest & Baldest Episode Ever w/ Sean Evans | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Now everybody said, oh, a helicopter has inertia. I know what inertia is, dude. I'm not stupid. Let me tell you what I mean. Here's a picture of the circle of the Earth, supposedly, if you believe in a globe. And the red circle is the helicopter. When the helicopter ascends above the Earth's surface, it now has a larger flight path.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Hottest & Baldest Episode Ever w/ Sean Evans | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
look at this it's not gonna land in the same spot or it is and that means that the earth don't spin you're like i got it and then he also goes into i don't know he's he's also not it's your issue with seatbelts uh seatbelts i think it's just like a like you get to choose if you want to wear a seatbelt the government doesn't you know they don't wipe my ass for me and they don't they shouldn't be able to tell me if i want to wear a seatbelt i personally don't like them because i think uh what if you got to jump out of the car and roll you know duck and roll nobody ever thinks about that so
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Hottest & Baldest Episode Ever w/ Sean Evans | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I don't personally wear a seatbelt, but I grew up, my mom never wore one. I just don't believe in them. It's not up to the government to decide.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
You know what I mean? You know what I mean?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
And everybody is just totally talking shit about me because of how stupid I am. Let me explain myself a little bit better because this is what I meant by what I said. And I think nobody's going to disagree once I explain it. I stated that you can prove the earth don't rotate because you can take a helicopter and hovered 20,000 feet for 24 hours and come back down in the same spot.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
Now everybody said, oh, a helicopter has inertia. I know what inertia is, dude. I'm not stupid. Let me tell you what I mean. Here's a picture of the circle of the Earth, supposedly, if you believe in a globe. And the red circle is the helicopter. When the helicopter ascends above the Earth's surface, it now has a larger flight path around the Earth.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
As in, when the Earth, the inside circle, the black circle, does one full rotation... The red circle, or the flight of the helicopter, actually has to cover more distance to get back to the same spot. What?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
That's what I meant, okay? If you don't understand geometry of spheres and circles, that's going to go right over your head. But what I said makes perfect sense. Yeah. Yeah. I'm one of them. Yeah. And keep thinking what you want and calling me stupid, but I know geometry. I know inertia. An object in motion stays in motion.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
If I put my foot up your ass, it's going to keep going up your ass until I stop it. How about that, buddy? Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
I love you.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
What's your issue with seatbelts? Seatbelts, I think it's just like you get to choose if you want to wear a seatbelt. The government doesn't, you know, they don't wipe my ass for me, and they shouldn't be able to tell me if I want to wear a seatbelt. I personally don't like them because I think, what if you've got to jump out of the car and roll, you know, duck and roll?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
Nobody ever thinks about that.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
So I don't personally wear a seatbelt, but I grew up, my mom never wore one. I just don't believe in them, and it's not... up to the government to decide if I should wear a seatbelt or not. So that's just my view on it, and that's why I don't wear them. But maybe, you know, I strap my baby in, you know. I strap Tucker in. Why? But I just don't like wearing them. I like the maneuverability.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
What's your pronoun? What's your pronoun? Yeah. Queering out the women. They were queering out the dudes.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800
I can't wait.