Bruce

What do I win?

Yeah. Put down, thank you for showing me exactly what I needed. I'll try to call you tonight.

What the hell?

Who is she? Okay, okay. Crystal is a girl that I met when you were out with your friends one night, like every night, and we just sort of clicked. And she's not crazy or wild, and she doesn't want to push every boundary in the world, and we haven't even had sex because I'm married, and I like that about her. I'm sorry.

She's someone who doesn't make me feel like I need to pretend to be something I'm not. You know, she doesn't want to have sex at every club we go to or, you know, share each other. Oh, isn't that funny?

I've said no to a million things. I, You just don't listen. You don't listen. I complain all the time. You just don't. You are incapable of hearing it.

That was your idea.

Okay. Okay, yeah. So I guess she hung up. Hey, thanks for that, whoever the f*** you are. And go f*** yourselves.

Hmm.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah.

And so like, I think, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.