Bill Rhodes
Appearances
KILL TONY
#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE
I know when you look at me, you're like, this guy definitely voted for Trump. After January 6th, I couldn't vote for Trump. That's a joke if you're a federal law enforcement. I was teaching kids. If you're local law enforcement, I was nowhere near those kids, guys. Thank you.
KILL TONY
#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE
Anything? Actually, I got fired from my set on Kill Tony a year ago. You got what? I got fired from teaching over being on Kill Tony a year ago. So you did a set on Kill Tony? Yes, sir. The people saw it, reported you to the school? Yeah, AME and Human Resources saw it. You're the Pflugerville guy, right? Hutto. I was that Hutto guy.
KILL TONY
#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE
They're not nipple piercings, I'm fat. These are terminals for my pacemaker. This guy's full of jokes. What exactly did they fire you for? When I was on before, I compared, I worked in the prison system, so I compared working with inmates to working with students. So basically I said the only way to get fired from either job is to fight one or fuck one.
KILL TONY
#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE
Well, no, actually, I got it done during the school year, my last year of teaching. What do your kids think about them? My daughter was with me when I got them done. That's fucking weird. You should go to jail. Yeah. How old's your daughter? She's 16. I took her to get her nose pierced, and she was like, I bet you won't get your nipples pierced.
KILL TONY
#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE
I've been Fort Lauderdale, Salt Lake City, Las Vegas, Oklahoma, Little Rock, Arkansas. Okay.
KILL TONY
#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE
I get up early. I fish in my spare time when I have time. My wife works from home, so I get to spend time with her too now, more time with her. How long have you been with your wife? We're coming up on five years.
KILL TONY
#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE
I get to sit up here and just talk shit and have fun, enjoy making people laugh. Well, how does it feel being in an arena? This is great. I graduated high school like three miles away from here at Leander High School, so it's cool just being in my hometown.
KILL TONY
#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE
I used to hold a pencil back there sometimes when I was a teacher. Let's cut to a clip.
KILL TONY
#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE
Coconut, coconut, coconut pie. Harley Williams, you look like Tyler Perry presents Back to the Future.
KILL TONY
#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE
What's up, guys? Did you guys know that in Texas alone, we have 8,161 indoor shooting ranges? That's a lot. They're easy to find. All you have to do is Google public schools. I don't condone public school shootings. I was a teacher for 11 years. Thank you. Out of 11 years, nine years, my students voted me favorite teacher.
KILL TONY
#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE
Two years, my peers nominated me to be the teacher of the school year for the entire district. After talking to my peers and my students, the local police department started referring me as a person of interest. I'm not a teacher anymore. Because some bitch named Amy in Human Resources didn't think my comedy was as funny as everybody else. Fuck Amy in Human Resources.