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Bert Kreischer

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And then I started getting... I don't know if it's pandering, but there's an island called Nihao. Do you know that island? It's privately owned by a white dude. And he has not let... Anyone on that island. There's like 80 Indigenous people like real Hawaiians.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And then I started getting... I don't know if it's pandering, but there's an island called Nihao. Do you know that island? It's privately owned by a white dude. And he has not let... Anyone on that island. There's like 80 Indigenous people like real Hawaiians.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

They sound different They talk different and they live on that islands the furthest island west in Hawaii And it's just they bought it for ten fucking grand back in the day when you could Well, I know they're not big fans of Zuck Zuckerberg Steve Case They all own, like Steve Carey owns.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

They sound different They talk different and they live on that islands the furthest island west in Hawaii And it's just they bought it for ten fucking grand back in the day when you could Well, I know they're not big fans of Zuck Zuckerberg Steve Case They all own, like Steve Carey owns.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

They sound different They talk different and they live on that islands the furthest island west in Hawaii And it's just they bought it for ten fucking grand back in the day when you could Well, I know they're not big fans of Zuck Zuckerberg Steve Case They all own, like Steve Carey owns.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Larry Ellison owns. That guy's. Lanai. Yeah, he owns 98% of Lanai. Yeah. And by the way, looks like a villain. I mean, honestly, looks like, you know when Schultz does his thing with his mustache? Yeah, yeah. It looks like that guy.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Larry Ellison owns. That guy's. Lanai. Yeah, he owns 98% of Lanai. Yeah. And by the way, looks like a villain. I mean, honestly, looks like, you know when Schultz does his thing with his mustache? Yeah, yeah. It looks like that guy.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Larry Ellison owns. That guy's. Lanai. Yeah, he owns 98% of Lanai. Yeah. And by the way, looks like a villain. I mean, honestly, looks like, you know when Schultz does his thing with his mustache? Yeah, yeah. It looks like that guy.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Do you think Schultz knows that he's doing the villain thing when he rolls his mustache like that?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Do you think Schultz knows that he's doing the villain thing when he rolls his mustache like that?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Do you think Schultz knows that he's doing the villain thing when he rolls his mustache like that?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

don't know it's probably it's like it's like it's like i always wanted to ask him because it is a it is a it is the it is the villain thinking move yeah and he does it so much i think it's probably unconscious it's like it's like if i was just like anyway you know what i'm saying like just it's like hold your thoughts yeah yeah that's good maybe i'll start doing you should start doing that that would be perfect wait i have a question yeah yeah

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

don't know it's probably it's like it's like it's like i always wanted to ask him because it is a it is a it is the it is the villain thinking move yeah and he does it so much i think it's probably unconscious it's like it's like if i was just like anyway you know what i'm saying like just it's like hold your thoughts yeah yeah that's good maybe i'll start doing you should start doing that that would be perfect wait i have a question yeah yeah

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

don't know it's probably it's like it's like it's like i always wanted to ask him because it is a it is a it is the it is the villain thinking move yeah and he does it so much i think it's probably unconscious it's like it's like if i was just like anyway you know what i'm saying like just it's like hold your thoughts yeah yeah that's good maybe i'll start doing you should start doing that that would be perfect wait i have a question yeah yeah

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Tom Segura. They gave him James Cook rules, okay? We have two rules, guys. Number one, do not mention Pearl Harbor. Number two, do not make fun of the Hawaiians. Tom goes on stage and goes, I got bad news. He goes, opening joke. They said island life is slow. I didn't know they were talking about your metabolisms. Wow, you guys are fat. I got lost walking around Pearl Harbor today.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Tom Segura. They gave him James Cook rules, okay? We have two rules, guys. Number one, do not mention Pearl Harbor. Number two, do not make fun of the Hawaiians. Tom goes on stage and goes, I got bad news. He goes, opening joke. They said island life is slow. I didn't know they were talking about your metabolisms. Wow, you guys are fat. I got lost walking around Pearl Harbor today.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Tom Segura. They gave him James Cook rules, okay? We have two rules, guys. Number one, do not mention Pearl Harbor. Number two, do not make fun of the Hawaiians. Tom goes on stage and goes, I got bad news. He goes, opening joke. They said island life is slow. I didn't know they were talking about your metabolisms. Wow, you guys are fat. I got lost walking around Pearl Harbor today.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Lucky I ran into a couple Japanese folks. They really know this space like the back of their hand.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Lucky I ran into a couple Japanese folks. They really know this space like the back of their hand.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Lucky I ran into a couple Japanese folks. They really know this space like the back of their hand.