Bert Kreischer
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He's a steel-driving man. Damn. And then they said to me, if you need to, just wear boxers if you're embarrassed. And then you'll see that we're not embarrassed, and then you don't have to be embarrassed. And I went in in boxers, and I took my boxers off, and I was good. Yeah. High school, good. College, almost problematic. Like, I was so comfortable being naked. Yeah, for me too.
He's a steel-driving man. Damn. And then they said to me, if you need to, just wear boxers if you're embarrassed. And then you'll see that we're not embarrassed, and then you don't have to be embarrassed. And I went in in boxers, and I took my boxers off, and I was good. Yeah. High school, good. College, almost problematic. Like, I was so comfortable being naked. Yeah, for me too.
But then sometimes, of course, everyone has different limits. I was in our fraternity and the DGs were having a slip inside party. And I was a pledge and they asked me to make sure there was no glass because we were putting out a slip inside. Make sure there was no glass. And I was hungover. I didn't check for glass at all. I was like, what are the odds there's fucking glass in here?
But then sometimes, of course, everyone has different limits. I was in our fraternity and the DGs were having a slip inside party. And I was a pledge and they asked me to make sure there was no glass because we were putting out a slip inside. Make sure there was no glass. And I was hungover. I didn't check for glass at all. I was like, what are the odds there's fucking glass in here?
But then sometimes, of course, everyone has different limits. I was in our fraternity and the DGs were having a slip inside party. And I was a pledge and they asked me to make sure there was no glass because we were putting out a slip inside. Make sure there was no glass. And I was hungover. I didn't check for glass at all. I was like, what are the odds there's fucking glass in here?
I walk this yard every day.
I walk this yard every day.
I walk this yard every day.
And they said in order to go before first person to go is the guy who checked in for glass. And so I'm 18 years old and I take my pants off totally naked, whole sorority there, whole fraternity there. And I run slide down and perfect slide. I played baseball, perfect slide and stood it up at the deck, stood up like just like in baseball, slid to a stand up.
And they said in order to go before first person to go is the guy who checked in for glass. And so I'm 18 years old and I take my pants off totally naked, whole sorority there, whole fraternity there. And I run slide down and perfect slide. I played baseball, perfect slide and stood it up at the deck, stood up like just like in baseball, slid to a stand up.
And they said in order to go before first person to go is the guy who checked in for glass. And so I'm 18 years old and I take my pants off totally naked, whole sorority there, whole fraternity there. And I run slide down and perfect slide. I played baseball, perfect slide and stood it up at the deck, stood up like just like in baseball, slid to a stand up.
Turned around, totally naked, raised my hands and I heard, oh my God. And I'm like, that's my dick. I slipped. I cut my ass on glass and I ripped it and blood was pouring out of my asshole. And I was like, oh, wow. Oh, there is glass. I guess we can't slip and slide now.
Turned around, totally naked, raised my hands and I heard, oh my God. And I'm like, that's my dick. I slipped. I cut my ass on glass and I ripped it and blood was pouring out of my asshole. And I was like, oh, wow. Oh, there is glass. I guess we can't slip and slide now.
Turned around, totally naked, raised my hands and I heard, oh my God. And I'm like, that's my dick. I slipped. I cut my ass on glass and I ripped it and blood was pouring out of my asshole. And I was like, oh, wow. Oh, there is glass. I guess we can't slip and slide now.
I've never had a slip and slide. You've never had a slip and slide?
I've never had a slip and slide. You've never had a slip and slide?
I've never had a slip and slide. You've never had a slip and slide?
There's no hills in Estonia?
There's no hills in Estonia?
There's no hills in Estonia?