Bert Kreischer

Give me a minute. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Or I can just go angrily jerk off in the shower.

love a shower jerk um dude my it's my favorite part of the podcast with you and rogan was just his aversion to showering with dudes yeah i have you slapped dick buddy buddy i've slapped dick like like this my friend's dicks i mean i wouldn't do it if i'm not comfortable around you but we had a guy who's now a cardiologist i won't say his name shout out to

love a shower jerk um dude my it's my favorite part of the podcast with you and rogan was just his aversion to showering with dudes yeah i have you slapped dick buddy buddy i've slapped dick like like this my friend's dicks i mean i wouldn't do it if i'm not comfortable around you but we had a guy who's now a cardiologist i won't say his name shout out to

love a shower jerk um dude my it's my favorite part of the podcast with you and rogan was just his aversion to showering with dudes yeah i have you slapped dick buddy buddy i've slapped dick like like this my friend's dicks i mean i wouldn't do it if i'm not comfortable around you but we had a guy who's now a cardiologist i won't say his name shout out to

who when we were in and he was very pale pale yeah we used to call him powder and so there was a very popular movie about a white dude who was so white his name was powder and he attracted lightning and so pull up a picture of powder real quick so uh And when one only wanted to shower by himself. Of course he did. We had a guy like that too.

who when we were in and he was very pale pale yeah we used to call him powder and so there was a very popular movie about a white dude who was so white his name was powder and he attracted lightning and so pull up a picture of powder real quick so uh And when one only wanted to shower by himself. Of course he did. We had a guy like that too.

who when we were in and he was very pale pale yeah we used to call him powder and so there was a very popular movie about a white dude who was so white his name was powder and he attracted lightning and so pull up a picture of powder real quick so uh And when one only wanted to shower by himself. Of course he did. We had a guy like that too.

And the second we were on alert and the second we shower, we didn't make an announcement in our fraternity house. And we're like, Hey, everybody in the shower and everyone would get naked and get in the shower. And it got, so this was powder. And then it got out of hand where, like, someone smacked him on the ass. And real quick, their handprint showed up on his ass because he was so white.

And the second we were on alert and the second we shower, we didn't make an announcement in our fraternity house. And we're like, Hey, everybody in the shower and everyone would get naked and get in the shower. And it got, so this was powder. And then it got out of hand where, like, someone smacked him on the ass. And real quick, their handprint showed up on his ass because he was so white.

And the second we were on alert and the second we shower, we didn't make an announcement in our fraternity house. And we're like, Hey, everybody in the shower and everyone would get naked and get in the shower. And it got, so this was powder. And then it got out of hand where, like, someone smacked him on the ass. And real quick, their handprint showed up on his ass because he was so white.

It's so funny. And then we all just naked are smacking him. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. Now, I wasn't always comfortable in front. Fourth grade, the year that the Karate Kid came out.

It's so funny. And then we all just naked are smacking him. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. Now, I wasn't always comfortable in front. Fourth grade, the year that the Karate Kid came out.

It's so funny. And then we all just naked are smacking him. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. Now, I wasn't always comfortable in front. Fourth grade, the year that the Karate Kid came out.

It was tennis camp was the first time I showered with boys. And it was funny because I did it and then I didn't do it again. But the second I got to like eighth grade, I had two guys who were like, we all played seventh grade. We had two guys who played football with Truett Gardner and Thompson Rankins. Keep their names. I love that you say full names. I do that too.

It was tennis camp was the first time I showered with boys. And it was funny because I did it and then I didn't do it again. But the second I got to like eighth grade, I had two guys who were like, we all played seventh grade. We had two guys who played football with Truett Gardner and Thompson Rankins. Keep their names. I love that you say full names. I do that too.

It was tennis camp was the first time I showered with boys. And it was funny because I did it and then I didn't do it again. But the second I got to like eighth grade, I had two guys who were like, we all played seventh grade. We had two guys who played football with Truett Gardner and Thompson Rankins. Keep their names. I love that you say full names. I do that too.

Always full names, always full names. And they said to me, hey, we're getting in the shower. We just played football. And I was like, yeah, I'm not gonna. And they go, hey, it's okay. I said, what? And they go, don't worry about it. And they said, what you got to do, name your dick. And I said, really? And they said, yeah, name your dick. Give him a good name. And I named him John Henry.

Always full names, always full names. And they said to me, hey, we're getting in the shower. We just played football. And I was like, yeah, I'm not gonna. And they go, hey, it's okay. I said, what? And they go, don't worry about it. And they said, what you got to do, name your dick. And I said, really? And they said, yeah, name your dick. Give him a good name. And I named him John Henry.

Always full names, always full names. And they said to me, hey, we're getting in the shower. We just played football. And I was like, yeah, I'm not gonna. And they go, hey, it's okay. I said, what? And they go, don't worry about it. And they said, what you got to do, name your dick. And I said, really? And they said, yeah, name your dick. Give him a good name. And I named him John Henry.

He's a steel-driving man. Damn. And then they said to me, if you need to, just wear boxers if you're embarrassed. And then you'll see that we're not embarrassed, and then you don't have to be embarrassed. And I went in in boxers, and I took my boxers off, and I was good. Yeah. High school, good. College, almost problematic. Like, I was so comfortable being naked. Yeah, for me too.