Bert Kreischer

And I've seen him earlier. I said, are you doing something tonight? He's like, no. And then at the end, him and Seth Rollins have their thing. And all of a sudden, Grace Wallen's hung out. And they slam Punk. And I'm watching, and I know CM Punk. I'm not doing this as like a... As a fan or like anything, entertainment, sports entertainment, I know CM Punk. And I'm like, well, ****, man.

And I've seen him earlier. I said, are you doing something tonight? He's like, no. And then at the end, him and Seth Rollins have their thing. And all of a sudden, Grace Wallen's hung out. And they slam Punk. And I'm watching, and I know CM Punk. I'm not doing this as like a... As a fan or like anything, entertainment, sports entertainment, I know CM Punk. And I'm like, well, ****, man.

This isn't how I saw the story going. That Pat Maggiore thing's gone. The camera crew's gone. Everyone's gone. Only the fat bouncers are left, right? The fat ones. I'm so sorry, sir. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean you. But like, anyway, he's sitting right in front of me. Anyway. And then... Once his name comes out, he starts going, what's up, fat boy? What are you going to do now? I was so confused.

This isn't how I saw the story going. That Pat Maggiore thing's gone. The camera crew's gone. Everyone's gone. Only the fat bouncers are left, right? The fat ones. I'm so sorry, sir. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean you. But like, anyway, he's sitting right in front of me. Anyway. And then... Once his name comes out, he starts going, what's up, fat boy? What are you going to do now? I was so confused.

This isn't how I saw the story going. That Pat Maggiore thing's gone. The camera crew's gone. Everyone's gone. Only the fat bouncers are left, right? The fat ones. I'm so sorry, sir. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean you. But like, anyway, he's sitting right in front of me. Anyway. And then... Once his name comes out, he starts going, what's up, fat boy? What are you going to do now? I was so confused.

I was so confused. And then the one bouncer goes, jump over, man. Fight him. What? I was like, what? I was like, huh? I was like, I don't think that's how this works. I think I'm going to run this by triple H. Yeah. I'm like, no, don't fight him. Get over. So I climb over.

I was so confused. And then the one bouncer goes, jump over, man. Fight him. What? I was like, what? I was like, huh? I was like, I don't think that's how this works. I think I'm going to run this by triple H. Yeah. I'm like, no, don't fight him. Get over. So I climb over.

I was so confused. And then the one bouncer goes, jump over, man. Fight him. What? I was like, what? I was like, huh? I was like, I don't think that's how this works. I think I'm going to run this by triple H. Yeah. I'm like, no, don't fight him. Get over. So I climb over.

The dude who grew up in St. Paul. And he's like, get over, jump over. And I was like, wait, hold on. So I jump over. And then the look in his eyes threw me off because I was like. I don't know you, and I don't know why this is happening, but I do know CM Punk, and you know that the only person's name I dropped backstage was CM Punk. Is CM Punk here? Where's CM Punk? Is Cody Rhodes here?

The dude who grew up in St. Paul. And he's like, get over, jump over. And I was like, wait, hold on. So I jump over. And then the look in his eyes threw me off because I was like. I don't know you, and I don't know why this is happening, but I do know CM Punk, and you know that the only person's name I dropped backstage was CM Punk. Is CM Punk here? Where's CM Punk? Is Cody Rhodes here?

The dude who grew up in St. Paul. And he's like, get over, jump over. And I was like, wait, hold on. So I jump over. And then the look in his eyes threw me off because I was like. I don't know you, and I don't know why this is happening, but I do know CM Punk, and you know that the only person's name I dropped backstage was CM Punk. Is CM Punk here? Where's CM Punk? Is Cody Rhodes here?

Hey, guys, the two guys who are in WWE is Cody Rhodes and CM Punk. Does anyone know those guys? And I watched people's air get walked by. I swear to God, Seth Rollins really doesn't like me. He walked by me twice and mad dog. Sam, no KK. I'm telling for real. Seth Rollins does not like me, and he hates Tom. Is that the name? Good.

Hey, guys, the two guys who are in WWE is Cody Rhodes and CM Punk. Does anyone know those guys? And I watched people's air get walked by. I swear to God, Seth Rollins really doesn't like me. He walked by me twice and mad dog. Sam, no KK. I'm telling for real. Seth Rollins does not like me, and he hates Tom. Is that the name? Good.

Hey, guys, the two guys who are in WWE is Cody Rhodes and CM Punk. Does anyone know those guys? And I watched people's air get walked by. I swear to God, Seth Rollins really doesn't like me. He walked by me twice and mad dog. Sam, no KK. I'm telling for real. Seth Rollins does not like me, and he hates Tom. Is that the name? Good.

Anyway, we walked into Seth Rollins' dressing room while he was getting ready. Good. And we took a piss in his s**t. And he was like, the f**k? Anyway, so, I'm doing way too much. I'm so sorry. Anyway, so they take me over and I just pull my belt off to defend myself. I don't know what's going to happen. You're in over your head. Yeah. And then all of a sudden CM Punk's like, get in the ring.

Anyway, we walked into Seth Rollins' dressing room while he was getting ready. Good. And we took a piss in his s**t. And he was like, the f**k? Anyway, so, I'm doing way too much. I'm so sorry. Anyway, so they take me over and I just pull my belt off to defend myself. I don't know what's going to happen. You're in over your head. Yeah. And then all of a sudden CM Punk's like, get in the ring.

Anyway, we walked into Seth Rollins' dressing room while he was getting ready. Good. And we took a piss in his s**t. And he was like, the f**k? Anyway, so, I'm doing way too much. I'm so sorry. Anyway, so they take me over and I just pull my belt off to defend myself. I don't know what's going to happen. You're in over your head. Yeah. And then all of a sudden CM Punk's like, get in the ring.

And I'm like, huh? And by the way, I had heard Cody Rhodes say to me, yeah, man, like we talk to each other sometimes. And I was like, and CM goes, get in the ring. So I get in the ring. He's like, can you show Sam him? And I was like, I think so. And so he just put his throat in my hand and I see him go one, two. Brother, I will just say.

And I'm like, huh? And by the way, I had heard Cody Rhodes say to me, yeah, man, like we talk to each other sometimes. And I was like, and CM goes, get in the ring. So I get in the ring. He's like, can you show Sam him? And I was like, I think so. And so he just put his throat in my hand and I see him go one, two. Brother, I will just say.

And I'm like, huh? And by the way, I had heard Cody Rhodes say to me, yeah, man, like we talk to each other sometimes. And I was like, and CM goes, get in the ring. So I get in the ring. He's like, can you show Sam him? And I was like, I think so. And so he just put his throat in my hand and I see him go one, two. Brother, I will just say.