Bert Kreischer

Buddy, you haven't seen the marks on my chest and on my back. They slapped me so hard that I literally, my **** hurt. It was incredible. Hold on, hold on. Can I real quick talk to you? Did you see the last match I was at in Minneapolis? Yeah. Did you see the stuff that wasn't filmed? Yeah, we.

Bro. Yeah. Can I tell you, that was the hardest Tom laugh today. I think it's Austin got in. I think it was Austin. got in and started taunting me. And he goes, what's up, fat boy? Shut your mouth, fat boy. Tommy was crying, laughing. This is really good for Tom.

Bro. Yeah. Can I tell you, that was the hardest Tom laugh today. I think it's Austin got in. I think it was Austin. got in and started taunting me. And he goes, what's up, fat boy? Shut your mouth, fat boy. Tommy was crying, laughing. This is really good for Tom.

Bro. Yeah. Can I tell you, that was the hardest Tom laugh today. I think it's Austin got in. I think it was Austin. got in and started taunting me. And he goes, what's up, fat boy? Shut your mouth, fat boy. Tommy was crying, laughing. This is really good for Tom.

In the kind of way that it's good for Tom, you know, I mean, not to soft plug us, but with our vodka, Porosos, when you get Tom loose and you get like, you know, 10 milligram Tom and he starts having a good time. It's the best thing for him. Some people are introverts, some people are extroverts, and Tom is a real genuine introvert. And this is not his speed.

In the kind of way that it's good for Tom, you know, I mean, not to soft plug us, but with our vodka, Porosos, when you get Tom loose and you get like, you know, 10 milligram Tom and he starts having a good time. It's the best thing for him. Some people are introverts, some people are extroverts, and Tom is a real genuine introvert. And this is not his speed.

In the kind of way that it's good for Tom, you know, I mean, not to soft plug us, but with our vodka, Porosos, when you get Tom loose and you get like, you know, 10 milligram Tom and he starts having a good time. It's the best thing for him. Some people are introverts, some people are extroverts, and Tom is a real genuine introvert. And this is not his speed.

But, man, I'm telling you, he was through the roof tonight. He had a blast.

But, man, I'm telling you, he was through the roof tonight. He had a blast.

But, man, I'm telling you, he was through the roof tonight. He had a blast.

Yeah, did he yeet? No, we pissed during the yeet, and we hung out with Titus. Who the hell is that? I go, it's Titus. He's got the biggest hands in the world. I was like, and Tom did not know who it was. He goes, sir, can we get a picture? Sure.

Yeah, did he yeet? No, we pissed during the yeet, and we hung out with Titus. Who the hell is that? I go, it's Titus. He's got the biggest hands in the world. I was like, and Tom did not know who it was. He goes, sir, can we get a picture? Sure.

Yeah, did he yeet? No, we pissed during the yeet, and we hung out with Titus. Who the hell is that? I go, it's Titus. He's got the biggest hands in the world. I was like, and Tom did not know who it was. He goes, sir, can we get a picture? Sure.

Yeah. True. I told Triple H when we got there, I talked to Triple H and I told him, I was like, yo, I want to take a bump. And he was like, like, You've got to come to Orlando for like a week. We did that with Bad Bunny. You've got to like jelly roll. You've got to like train. We can't just put you in the ring. You're going to get physically hurt. You're 52. And I was like, I think I can do it.

Yeah. True. I told Triple H when we got there, I talked to Triple H and I told him, I was like, yo, I want to take a bump. And he was like, like, You've got to come to Orlando for like a week. We did that with Bad Bunny. You've got to like jelly roll. You've got to like train. We can't just put you in the ring. You're going to get physically hurt. You're 52. And I was like, I think I can do it.

Yeah. True. I told Triple H when we got there, I talked to Triple H and I told him, I was like, yo, I want to take a bump. And he was like, like, You've got to come to Orlando for like a week. We did that with Bad Bunny. You've got to like jelly roll. You've got to like train. We can't just put you in the ring. You're going to get physically hurt. You're 52. And I was like, I think I can do it.

He was like, yeah, it's not going to happen. And Leanne was with me the whole time. She's like, you're not getting in the ring. I'm so happy this isn't happening. So we do the whole show. And it was great. We did the thing with Otis. We killed a beer, had the belt. Everything was awesome. It was so fun. All of it. Matches were amazing. And I know CM Punk. I know him. I know him.

He was like, yeah, it's not going to happen. And Leanne was with me the whole time. She's like, you're not getting in the ring. I'm so happy this isn't happening. So we do the whole show. And it was great. We did the thing with Otis. We killed a beer, had the belt. Everything was awesome. It was so fun. All of it. Matches were amazing. And I know CM Punk. I know him. I know him.

He was like, yeah, it's not going to happen. And Leanne was with me the whole time. She's like, you're not getting in the ring. I'm so happy this isn't happening. So we do the whole show. And it was great. We did the thing with Otis. We killed a beer, had the belt. Everything was awesome. It was so fun. All of it. Matches were amazing. And I know CM Punk. I know him. I know him.

And I've seen him earlier. I said, are you doing something tonight? He's like, no. And then at the end, him and Seth Rollins have their thing. And all of a sudden, Grace Wallen's hung out. And they slam Punk. And I'm watching, and I know CM Punk. I'm not doing this as like a... As a fan or like anything, entertainment, sports entertainment, I know CM Punk. And I'm like, well, ****, man.