Bert Kreischer

It's good for summer. Except my asshole sweats. And so I have an ass sweat stain in my asshole. So, like, if I sit down for too long, you just see, like, a wet mark. Dude. It's real sexy. It is.

It's good for summer. Except my asshole sweats. And so I have an ass sweat stain in my asshole. So, like, if I sit down for too long, you just see, like, a wet mark. Dude. It's real sexy. It is.

There are 80 guys.

There are 80 guys.

There are 80 guys.

I'm like, okay. This, I mean, let's talk for a second about Barstool Chicago. This is... This is competitive with Rogan's setup, in my opinion. I'd argue... The facility? This is better than Rogan's setup. Well, it's a totally... Very different. Rogan's one guy, so it's his thumbprint. It's just him. Yeah, it's just him.

I'm like, okay. This, I mean, let's talk for a second about Barstool Chicago. This is... This is competitive with Rogan's setup, in my opinion. I'd argue... The facility? This is better than Rogan's setup. Well, it's a totally... Very different. Rogan's one guy, so it's his thumbprint. It's just him. Yeah, it's just him.

I'm like, okay. This, I mean, let's talk for a second about Barstool Chicago. This is... This is competitive with Rogan's setup, in my opinion. I'd argue... The facility? This is better than Rogan's setup. Well, it's a totally... Very different. Rogan's one guy, so it's his thumbprint. It's just him. Yeah, it's just him.

But, like, this is, like... I mean, High School Bird is, like, going, well, can I quit my job and just work for you guys for free? Oh, my God, I know. I would be... I'm blown away. They have a basketball court. They have a golf simulator. They have a gym. They have fucking... By the way, it's like something about the chicks that work here. They're all pretty and cute.

But, like, this is, like... I mean, High School Bird is, like, going, well, can I quit my job and just work for you guys for free? Oh, my God, I know. I would be... I'm blown away. They have a basketball court. They have a golf simulator. They have a gym. They have fucking... By the way, it's like something about the chicks that work here. They're all pretty and cute.

But, like, this is, like... I mean, High School Bird is, like, going, well, can I quit my job and just work for you guys for free? Oh, my God, I know. I would be... I'm blown away. They have a basketball court. They have a golf simulator. They have a gym. They have fucking... By the way, it's like something about the chicks that work here. They're all pretty and cute.

And they got little sister energy. And they're like, what's up? Hey, you want a high noon? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I fucking love this place. I feel like I fucked my life up. My studio is like... It looks like we sell knitting supplies out of it. There's so many fucking women. There's so many women. Why do I have so many fucking women working for me?

And they got little sister energy. And they're like, what's up? Hey, you want a high noon? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I fucking love this place. I feel like I fucked my life up. My studio is like... It looks like we sell knitting supplies out of it. There's so many fucking women. There's so many women. Why do I have so many fucking women working for me?

And they got little sister energy. And they're like, what's up? Hey, you want a high noon? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I fucking love this place. I feel like I fucked my life up. My studio is like... It looks like we sell knitting supplies out of it. There's so many fucking women. There's so many women. Why do I have so many fucking women working for me?

Why can't you get some more dudes in there? I fucking can't hold on to dudes. Really? Yeah. I lose dudes quick. I think it's a den of snakes, those women. Yeah. They're just all fucking little fucking just... Like women, they're mean girls. And so when they decide they're going to do something, they do something. I got to fucking have a coup d'etat. Do it.

Why can't you get some more dudes in there? I fucking can't hold on to dudes. Really? Yeah. I lose dudes quick. I think it's a den of snakes, those women. Yeah. They're just all fucking little fucking just... Like women, they're mean girls. And so when they decide they're going to do something, they do something. I got to fucking have a coup d'etat. Do it.

Why can't you get some more dudes in there? I fucking can't hold on to dudes. Really? Yeah. I lose dudes quick. I think it's a den of snakes, those women. Yeah. They're just all fucking little fucking just... Like women, they're mean girls. And so when they decide they're going to do something, they do something. I got to fucking have a coup d'etat. Do it.

I'm going to start sexually harassing them.

I'm going to start sexually harassing them.

I'm going to start sexually harassing them.