Bernie's Relative
Appearances
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
Not great. Mom went into anaphylactic shock and is on an epinephrine drip.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
Yes, don't be so dramatic. Anyway, I'm calling because I'm feeling much better. Even pregnant, my immune system is robust.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
I have service here? We're being released in a couple of hours. Final warning to clean. I'm really hoping for once you finish something you started.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
I'm going to convince the doctor to release me so I can head back early and clean up the party. I assume you haven't, and Mom doesn't need any more stress. No!
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
Hopefully by morning. I hate that Samuel has to spend the night here.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
Okay, but to be frank, everyone is at their wits' ends with you. Mom and Dad are getting older. They can't handle the drama. If they come home to a mess, I don't know how much longer you'll be welcome. Oh, that's the nurse. I gotta go. Bye.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
Vodka? Gin? Yes. That'll be $40. Water will be fine. Still $40. Please go.