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Another city literally caught the entire town on fire during the reveal.
you know, I don't want to be obnoxious like that, but I just, I love this chocolate cheesecake and I made it when I had COVID last week and it brought me so much joy.
The city of fashion and you're trying to win people over in your, like, dollar store, like, short-sleeved shirt buttoned down with your tie.
And your shroop-forward hair.
And the hair shroop.
And she has a nanny that you only see the socks of.
So, you know, if you guys are looking for a good chocolate cheesecake recipe, that's simple.
A tiny little bathtub.
Everyone be quiet and stop fantasizing about what you would look like in sock footage because a large lady with striped socks is walking in and there was never any discussion, nanny, one way or another, of whether you were allowed in this room right now.
So we see a wonderful montage of them fighting, which is really excellent.
There's just so many great highlights.
I always enjoy the forgotten highlights, because we always know the big ones, but the forgotten ones.
So for me, this was Lisa wrapped up in a blanket saying, I always thought I was a safe space for Meredith.
I forget what Meredith said back.
I just love Lisa wrapped up doing her falsetto to try to win her back over.
Meredith does the thing where she's like, alright, let's be friends, so let's gloss over everything.
Well, we've had this very long friendship, and I think we've both made mistakes.
Some were much worse than others, some were much more damaging than others, and some came from a stupider person than the other person, but...
I think we both have regret, and I think we both are sorry for things that we have done and said and whatever personal attacks we may or may not have made against poor, innocent toddlers.
I used to go to the Saratoga Spa.
You know, the first time, the first concert I ever went to, I saw a triple bill.
The first concert I went to was up in Saratoga Springs, New York.
They have a place called SPAC, the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.
And it was a triple bill concert.
Cracker, Gin Blossoms, and Spin Doctors.
And I went as part of a camp trip.
So I feel very connected to Lisa because you know what?
She did grow up around a lot of culture.
She was around a lot of culture, like Gin Blossoms.
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People who oversee trusts, because that's literally their job.
So I trust people.
Don't you love when people say that?
You know how I'm going to go forward in life?
I'm just going to put blinders on and really eliminate my periphery vision, and that should probably work out well.
So Lisa's like, I'm very sorry about my hot mic moment.
And like, I know my words hurt.
And like, that made me feel horrible.
And I don't want to hurt you or your family ever, even if you are the biggest slut New York City's ever seen.
And Meredith is like, well, I'm sorry that I made a reference to wildly verified rumors about you and...
tickets for the jazz and blowjobs and such, and I should have just left it alone the way you were left alone after that moment with the owner of the tickets at the jazz.
So they just are going to go forward and hope for the best.
And they're basically like, and that storyline is over.
So now we go to some hot springs.
And Heather arrives in all pink.
And Whitney shows up.
And Whitney's like, is this a water park?
It has invisible slides.
Look at all those invisible slides everywhere.
There's not a slide in sight.
no i i think whitney on a bike would be um chaotic so she says um last time we went to a hot spring she didn't have my back when jen threatened to drown me but never say never jen's gone and we see the clip again of jen being like oh my god shut the fuck up whitney i'm gonna drown you and i love that whitney to this day for now four seasons has taken that so literally
I think Whitney watches the Honeymooners and when the guy's like, I'm going to knock you to the moon or something like that.
and when he's like what hats is that butter in the shape of popcorn no i'm it's just it was just a reference and you know jelly beans can be buttered popcorn too and like i think that like she sees that this is all blowing whitney's mind what jelly beans is that like what meredith makes with her family no do you put them on peanut butter or do you put them on tortillas no
There's so much I have to explain to you in this very simple moment.
Well, you know, I only invited you and Lisa and Meredith and everyone invited friends.
Yeah, right now we're in workshop mode.
Apparently Angie in 10th grade looked like Josh Altman.
It was a totally different person.
Josh Altman with a perm.
So Heather says, she had what I thought was naturally curly hair, and it turns out it was a perm.
So yeah, I have truss tissues.
We're like Hamilton in, like, you know, 2010.
We're in, like, Chicago tryouts mode.
She was like regular spring water.
No extra sense of butter popcorn.
I need that shit right away.
Angie was probably very excited when she's like, oh my God, there's a movie out that really describes my high school experience.
It's called Grease.
No one's throwing plates.
I don't get why they appropriated my culture like this for this musical.
Yeah, the Heather and Angie feud is funny to me because it feels like it's just like they were told to feud this season, and they're just kind of trying to find backstory to make it make sense.
And I'm like, it doesn't totally, but I'm okay with it.
you know, that they went to have math class together.
So I like that they've known each other for years.
Point is Ronnie had a perm.
I have a theory that they were both sidekicks to Jen in certain ways, and they were kind of like dueling sidekicks, and they always had to play nice.
Listen, because they had to play nice because Jen was their master.
Now Jen's gone, and now they can finally be angry at each other because they both were vying for Jen's attention.
Yes, and I think it could live with your theory together.
And so Heather's like, I just would be curious to know what this motivation was.
For me, I literally – I went on my mission because my friend Diane was at some point in her life, and she was graduating from college.
She didn't have a perm, and neither of us had boyfriends.
And she's like, I'll go if you go.
And I was like, I'll do anything Diane says.
So we went, and next thing we know, me and Diane – this is the story of Heather and Diane –
And we were in the temple making death oaths, death oaths with Diane.
And we were wearing garments for the rest of our lives till death do Diane and I part.
Like in the arms of the angel or whatever it was called or in the gates of heaven or something.
Girl, I don't know.
There were so many of them.
Long underwear and death oaths.
Heather's like, you know.
If you ever, it's just Heather Dubrow.
It's just Heather Dubrow in like a hat saying, if you ever tell the secrets of this church, this will cost you a lot.
If you ever let Diane tell the secrets of this church, this will cost Diane a lot.
Listen, she's basically saying that Jack has a much larger forehead than Lisa ever could have expected, and he's gonna come back with a different hairstyle, and it's gonna be jarring.
Go on with your theory.
Yes, the first Trixie.
I didn't interpret it that way.
And you know, I have, so I've heard of Trixie Mattel before, obviously, because Trixie Mattel has become really famous.
I interpreted it as Lisa is like not a good Mormon.
She's sort of like a quasi-Mormon, doesn't really seem to do it.
But Jack's going to go off and he's going to be super religious and he's going to come back and he may be really religious and he may actually try to like...
He's excited about the triple.
So Heather says, you know, missions are hard work.
You knock on doors.
You're a door to door salesman.
I thought you just plucked them from the forest.
But I haven't actually seen her in action.
That's mushrooms, not missions.
Well, the last thing I want to do is ruffle feathers.
And she cracked me up.
Let me just finish what I'm saying, Whitney.
It's pretty orthodox.
It's a pretty orthodox thing to do.
You're thinking about three different things.
We've overloaded you.
And just like the two, like, she wasn't on very long.
And so Heather's basically like, this just seems like something that Lisa as a mom would not be supportive of.
It's a little hard to figure out what Heather's bone is to pick, but...
But I loved the way she was just kind of like laughing in Whitney and Angie's face.
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I was like, okay, I see why Trixie Mattel is very famous.
And we're at Meredith's house and Meredith is on a laptop looking at a website.
And so Seth comes in, he's like, Hey, and she was like, and he's like, well, you are, you were nowhere to be found earlier or something.
So she basically has a glass of wine and, and he's like pouring like a little bit of wine from this glass into a shot glass.
That way she can have some too.
And she was like, not into it whatsoever.
And she's like, well, everything that Seth is fantastic.
He's spending a lot more time with me.
He hasn't quite figured out that I don't like to drink wine out of a shot glass.
I don't know what wife would like that.
But, you know, it's what he does.
And we're learning from each other.
And we're just going to get there sooner or later.
Like Roxanne or...
I am going to talk about something.
What I'm going to talk about is the fact that this episode was so good.
It's called Hanging by a Thread, which is also...
a description of our little baby boy's mobile we have over his crib so uh we're gonna have episodes be 20 to 30 minutes long perfect for a nap time and we don't want to be too long because we could end up in a massive fight and then we see a clip of this podcast in action and she's like
When we sat down to do the notes, I saw it was supersized.
Yeah, it's great content.
Everyone should, by the way, listen to our Below Deck episode that we just did, wherein Ronnie reminds me that my eyebrows are really big and I have to map them down.
I always groan when I see it's a supersized episode because it just means more time taking notes.
Uh, so, um, so Seth is like, so he's like, so mayor, what are you looking at on that, on that website?
You, are you building a dollhouse?
Do you remember Trixie?
You met her at glad stands for Trixie.
gay and lesbian ad, she's like a major, major drag queen.
And Trixie invited me to the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs.
And you think that's a real thing?
And that always bums me out.
Because, you know, if it's a viewer, supersized is great.
So you're going to invite Lisa?
Well, remember I asked her to talk?
Well, we just needed to really sit down one-on-one and move forward.
So I'm having Lisa come, and I think I want to invite this new woman.
Her name is Harmonica or something like that.
And she was at Heather's event, and I saw her throw a snowball, and the producer said, you better invite her.
But taking notes, I'm like, ugh.
And I'm like, okay, she seems cool.
She seems like she might enjoy a white bean salad, so why not?
But this episode was so good that the supersizedness of it just flew by.
Leave the last C off for savings.
Just so Angie, you know.
It's a French, is that a French, it's not a French poodle.
It's a big white poodle.
It's a big white poodle with the pink ears and the pink ankles and stuff.
It is all very color-coordinated because the house is stark white, except for pink accents, and there's not a single thing out of place because they clearly were like, oh my god, we are filming for Bravo Television.
So everything is pristine, except there's one...
like children's drawing on the fridge that was like so deliberately placed for the camera.
It was like, this is to show that we are a happy family.
So far in two episodes, this show is just working at such a high level.
I have put up one thing that shows personality in this house on the refrigerator.
You are a good Greek.
So, and she says, so I started assisting in a hair salon when I was 19 years old.
And I see this hot guy with huge muscles, blow drying hair.
And I thought, I got to get to know this guy.
Good looking, muscles, and he can do my hair.
It was love at first sight.
30 years later, here we...
r it was 13 but i also wrote 30 and then i had to do the math in my head and it literally hurt my head 13 makes so much more sense because the photo that they showed was from 2010 and i was so confused about the math on this one but then she said she was 19 though i do wait hold on so that means she would be 33 she is not 33 no way
And Mia has been amazing.
She is 30 years old.
a gift that keeps on giving every Mia scene.
She went through a time warp.
I was, I got into a hot baklava time machine.
Hot tabooly time machine.
Time flies when you're having moussaka.
I was, I had a moment where I laughed out loud.
Okay, there we go.
Now, Ronnie is doing great work here with this visual.
I think it's like the minced garlic.
If I had to rate my order, my life, in order of importance, number one, of course, would be this garlic.
This is, this is why you need to be watching crap is on demand because Ronnie has come through with some Angie Hay glasses.
Number two, of course, would be my daughter, Elektra.
And then number three is our businesses.
And number four, well, my poor husband, Sean.
I mean, it's funny because in the back of my mind, I'm like, he can wait.
He's not going anywhere.
I mean, I'm just on The Real Housewives.
That's pretty good for marriages.
So let's hope he's smart enough to know that if he sticks around long enough, he'll be back in the front seat soon.
Like, well, what does that mean?
What, Elektra gets demoted?
Your businesses are closing?
He better wear his seatbelt.
But luckily there's a passenger side airbag.
Don't touch the radio.
he's like, so Lisa Barlow calls, but she doesn't take the call because she wants to have time with her husband.
And so Sean is like, you know, it's been kind of, it's been kind of like, you know, weird, like not hearing you talk to Lisa 24 seven.
He's like a super Midwestern accent.
And she's like, well, she doesn't have too much time with Jack anymore because he's, he's going on a missionary position, retreat, something like that.
If you would like me, you would not have found that to be funny.
So she says, I'd like to move forward and not have that awkward energy between us.
You know, I've known Heather since high school and she was 15.
And we, when she moved here and I was one of the first people that she met, well, she met my perm first and then she met me and she was a good student and I wasn't, and I was more wild, you know, what's, what's so funny though, is that we were both funny.
Although I guess only one of us, one most funny person ever.
So anyway, let's just think about that moment again.
And there's a great moment in my life.
That's how we really connected, by her being funny but not quite as funny as me.
And we've gotten really, really far away from that.
And I just would love to get back to a place with Heather and have her realize, I'm still that same person.
Why is she going off?
It's an electric Alexa.
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especially in california so let's go to this episode so we get our taglines for the season and the first one's the best one there i said it i'm not even gonna wait for you to judge wait yeah i can't okay i found i was lots of my notes because i was on i was on below deck notes by accident oh yeah okay i might you want me to start or you want to start it it's your favorite one you should start it you should do it because you like i'm on a mission to serve lisa and i'd love that for myself
And by the way, in classic Lisa Barlow, every single season, Lisa Barlow does not know how to deliver her line.
She always rushes through too fast.
She goes, I'm on a mission to Lisa, and I love that for myself.
Then Heather's like, I own a beauty empire, so I don't need any of your lip service.
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I see dread people, but also like her storyline, this episode, she revealed that she actually did not keep a secret.
So then we have Meredith in a town full of dirty lies.
Everyone could use a bath, which falls into the category of taglines that are a bit of a stretch.
I mean, what the hell?
I was hoping hers would be something like I've been to many places and I've made a lot of bean salads.
Well, she just did that.
But what if that was just her tagline?
I may be Greek, but don't expect an Acropolis from me.
Can we workshop that?
That felt a little forced.
I may be Greek, but my yogurt is runny.
But I have a phylo doll on all of you.
I'm just still workshopping.
Like, okay, Angie, just say don't expect an olive branch from me.
And Larsa Pippin tried to date its son.
She's marrying his son, actually.
So Meredith gets out.
So Meredith is arriving in, she has metallic blue pants on and like a Monsters, Inc.
But then Lisa Barlow shows up and she's wearing, she's like, hi, I'm Lisa Barlow and I'm wearing a jacket that represents Andy's Mints right now.
She really looks like she's wearing wrappers for Andy's Mints.
Everything is going great.
I just want to do one bit of personal shilling for my sub stack.
Meredith and I have not in two years had one productive conversation at all.
So then they are having just small talk about the kids.
They're acting like they've never even heard of each other's kids.
And Meredith's like, so you've got five kids, right?
She's like, no, I have like Jack and Henry.
And also Sharon, right?
And Jack, he's about three years old.
I mentioned earlier this week, I put up my chocolate cheesecake recipe.
Oh, we call her NB, not Brooks.
Yeah, well, she's graduating from someplace, and she's really, really excited about it.
So it's a recipe that I love.
They're taking a stroll around electric transformers.
They're like, oh, I thought we could meet and have a reconciliation around a power plant if that was of interest to you.
So if anyone wants to know this chocolate cheesecake recipe, go to nbdfancy.substack.com.
And I want a fresh...
And I want a fresh start, which is why I dressed up like a dinner mint.
So he's like, so, well, how is, what's his name, Frack?
So how's his college search going?
Is he still interested in majoring in fudge?
And Lisa's like, actually, Jack is deferring.
He's going to serve a mission for our church.
And so he's going to go into mufflers.
I'm just blatantly shilling my sub stack.
He's in tire sales?
No, that's Michelin.
And I don't know why I'm messing up my own words.
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Well, complaining about self-promotion when you're shy is like a baby calling a toddler poopy.
OK, it just doesn't make sense coming from you.
So just like this villa is stunning.
It honestly looks like it belongs in Greece, which is what I would have started.
And I'd like to think if I was from a different time period, because me and Olivia Newton-John would have been like this if our kids were in preschool together.
So they're all looking for rooms.
Not Medusa, though.
That hair is just incorrigible.
They give Jenna the shittiest room, of course.
And Brynn's like, I'm sorry, Jenna.
I think she'll be fine.
Her entire apartment is...
Like her entire closet is bigger than your entire apartment.
Like I think she'll be okay.
I love poor people thinking they're getting went over on somebody.
Having to stay in a shitty room.
She's like, I'm spending time with all of you.
No matter where I am, it's going to be the shitty room.
It just came from the Four Seasons Anguilla, you idiots.
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Also, Aaron is such an asshole.
You know I say this every five minutes, but Aaron is such a fucking asshole on this show.
Who goes to somebody's sickbed?
They've just had major surgery.
They're probably on drugs.
And you take what they say and use it against them the first second you get.
You're all horrible human beings.
You had one person being nice to you on this show, and you just shat all over their fucking chest.
So Aaron is like, Abe, should I bring this?
Also, no one wants your fucking stupid pumpkin soup.
Was it butternut squash?
Slightly different.
I thought pumpkin.
I was like, fuck you and your pumpkin fucking shit.
Butternut squash is good, though.
Butternut squash, that's good.
It's good, it's good.
That changed my mind.
You're a good person for that.
Abe, like, does this sound fun?
When she said open and honest, I was officially done.
But with Erin, I was like, that's it.
You're using Kyle Richards.
Where's your fucking hypocrite fedora?
Like, I'm going to Anguilla.
Where's your hypocrite fedora?
That's what you should be wearing right now, okay?
Should I bring this thing I got in Italy, Abe?
But also, she was totally honest with you.
She's more open and honest than every single one of you.
She had someone in there filming her gnarly ass.
It looked like a horror movie, her dental surgery.
I mean, it was rough what she went through on camera, okay?
And then she talked about her disorder.
And then she admitted her genetic disorder.
And their kid's like, dad, dad, dad.
Then she talked about getting bullied.
Then she talked about how she hates Coach.
She told you all of this stuff and was perfectly honest with you about it.
What are you talking about and saying she has a problem with being honest?
And then using someone's sick bed information.
So Aaron's like, she flew first.
He's playing with the kids.
It's like, she's like, it's faster and it has no lines.
Also, she didn't say that.
And so I goes, that's embarrassing.
While she's like taking a picture of herself.
She's like, this is the moment I found out that Jenna was full of shit in a Fendi scarf.
And the biggest shock in this scene, I don't know if they just brought these kids out of some holding chamber, but they're not in parkas.
Also, girlfriend's handbook, Brynn, you were just like,
jokingly flirting at your friend's engagement party last week after walking with your sunglasses dissing how shitty the party was the entire time and i and i support all of that by the way i do too but after the when it started with the first episode with you saying you didn't go out and you went home but instead you went to another place and put everything on social media rubbing everyone's faces
And then everything anyone's ever told you this whole season, you go use it against them.
You've turned against everyone.
Nobody on this show needs to listen to Brynn about how to be a good girlfriend anyway.
So I don't know what's going on.
Even one single fucking time, okay?
You're mad that somebody's richer than you, okay?
And you've got some weird mommy issue that you're taking out on Jenna.
Keep it in your purse, girl.
Nobody needs it out on the vacation.
I've never seen anybody...
be this warm in Aaron's freezing home.
hallmark in a way and people are like i live for this petty drama not when it's just made up bullshit thrown at a wall this is like jen shaw style where it's like you don't have anything so you're just going to try yelling about nothing you know what i mean also i sense a little uh erica versus vanderpump stuff here where erica just obviously has mommy issues that she's going to take out on the older person in the group
I don't think their personalities are similar at all.
I just see that same kind of thing happening here where you're like, why is Erica so mad at Vanderpump?
And then we find out that she never got along with her mom and she always had these issues and blah, blah, blah.
So just planting that seed for maybe later.
Maybe it'll be correct later.
And I can say, remember when I said it?
Okay, so then Aaron's like, I wonder if she really even wanted to tan.
So you're going to go even lower?
What do you think?
She's lying about her fucking genetic disorder now?
Did she all just make that up for you during butternut squash soup day to really stick it to you guys?
And we see the text.
She goes, I mean, I was just like, beach?
I'll swim in a wetsuit, and the rest of the time I'll be on a lounge chair in a burqa.
Obviously not a joke, guys.
I'm glad we're all taking it very, very seriously, okay?
Like, why does no one on this cast get a fucking joke?
Like, bring Lisa Vanderpump on for two seconds to traumatize every single last one of you.
And say, I want to hear one British humor to watch you fucking cry for 12 more episodes, you bunch of wimps.
So Jessel says her thing, and Brynn's like, I don't know, but you know what?
Isn't it hard sitting in your mansion on the beach in Anguilla in the beautiful weather at a catered event?
I'm so sorry, guys.
This is rough for you.
This is so funny to me because everybody was worried that since the old New York is over that we have to stop watching people go to the bathroom on the ground.
And then we see a clip of Jenna doing her little baby voice.
I was like, also, you have no legit reason to be mad at her.
So why are you acting like you need to keep up this front so you can stay mad at her?
This is my favorite thing.
I'm so sorry I keep taking it back.
I'm not going to let you progress this.
I'm in a crazy mood.
Uba's walking over to them.
Uba's got a plate that is literally piled with food, okay?
And Brynn looks at it, and she goes, did you make a plate?
It's continuing on with this show, okay?
And literally, your name is spelled wrong.
I know so then S-I-G-H it totally works like finally I can see the numerology in your name did you change the fucking spelling because that's literally all I do when you come on so someone asked her about her headache and she's like still hurts and so Brynn's like you know but it helps a headache you know I'm shocked that that's Brynn's fucking answer to a headache you know who else says that every fucking guy I've ever known jerk it off all right it's like oh my god
It's not Ramona Singer.
And so I was like, yeah, I make my husband have sex with me to get rid of my headache.
But hey, baby steps.
You know why it does that?
Because it releases endorphins, all right?
Jessica's walking around with her head pounding all day for fucking nine years or whatever.
I wonder if her husband has constant bon me breath.
And Sai's like, yeah, I'm sure Jessel's been suffering from migraines for over a year.
And I was like, oh, she did say it.
I was just joking before.
Well, of course she's going to make a joke about Jessel not getting laid.
And here it was, two lines later.
And so it's like, well, why don't you just stop doing the unboxings then?
And Brent's like, I don't do that.
Let me get this straight.
So you guys are saying none of you are posting about it on Instagram, yet the gifts keep coming.
Could it be that she doesn't care if you post about them on Instagram?
Could it be that if you guys actually had actual jobs, you might be able to spread some goodie bags as well?
You fucking losers, Brynn.
I'm so sorry, Brynn.
Did you not get any goodie bags to share with people when you were an advisory board member on sacred all caps yoga?
or an advisory board member on tongue try all one word i just yeah i just feel like this is disrespect to a good swag so um i know no one's gonna no one's gonna give anything free to anybody else anymore you guys are trying to ruin the reputation of free shit okay you literally live in the statue of liberty with a lady holding her head her fucking arm in the air like a
Fucking advertising free deodorant to people who are on their boats on their way in here for the first time.
Don't dis free shit.
So Aaron's like, yeah, that feels weird.
It looks like a funnel cake, which I'm lobbying to get a license for near Madison Square Garden.
I didn't see that, but also I didn't have the bag yet.
So I didn't know whether I should be upset about it.
But now that you guys have told me to be upset about it, thank you for adding that to my arsenal of things to be mad about.
I'm going to file this right next to cackling hacks.
So Bryn's like, yeah, it's like a very New York friendship.
An older person with a lot of money, success, giving me a lot of gifts.
I'm like, I love gifts, but you're not sharing.
There's no connection.
Okay, so now it's a problem that you can't feel anything from the old men that try to use you for your hotness while you use them for their money.
Girl, you are projecting.
I've already seen one picture of your giant rock next to somebody's Porsche.
symbol okay go cry about your lonely ass life somewhere else yeah you can't put all old people giving you gifts into the same box and also you're really making yourself sound like a pro over there
It's a transactional relationship.
It's like a girl at the checkout counter complaining that all of her friendships are transactional.
Get your mind off of street food for one second, you moron.
You work at the checkout counter.
Like, am I supposed to feel sorry for Brynn now?
It was just a mistake that she happened to be with Gideon.
A richer than God guy who hangs out in Rolls Royce's stores sadly hoping that someone will one day understand him.
I'm packing, all right?
I think she's dating, like, a lot of older rich men and then wondering why she's got no real feelings going on.
Because you're dating a bunch of old rich men.
Hey, what do you think?
Stop projecting that onto Jenna.
So what is this, by the way, about you going to Vietnam?
The woman just gave you some fucking eyelashes, for Christ's sake.
They're just the most ungrateful fucking people I've ever seen.
I can't just imagine... I mean, talk about looking a gift horse in the mouth.
You know, and this gift horse literally just had mouth surgery.
It makes it 10 times ruder than the saying.
When someone gives you a horse as a gift and then you immediately check the teeth, like how good is this horse?
It's called looking them in the mouth.
You know why I know the meaning of it?
Because I always thought it was licking the gift horse in the mouth.
Why are you going to lick a gift horse?
I didn't bring you this horse to fuck.
Leave the gift horse alone.
The horse tried to give you a free goddamn ride and you're all complaining about it.
And he's like, it shows a clip of him telling the mom.
They try to, but it just doesn't work on Jedha.
Like, they're getting to her, though.
But they're going to give it a good old-fashioned try.
And so they keep cutting...
I'm going to Vietnam.
from Jenna just getting out of the car and walking in happily to them talking about her.
And Brynn's like, so I don't know if it's the surgery or the breakup, but I wouldn't know because she doesn't tell me about the breakup.
And then he cuts back.
She never tells me about anything she's going through.
She's so guarded because you've always got your fucking guns pointed at somebody.
How can she not be guarded?
It's like, wow, glad they got that clip in there.
She's like, you're coming for someone in every single scene.
Who's going to tell you shit?
So then we see Jenna walking into the house and we cut back to Brynn like,
I mean, you don't share.
Like I don't even know your real name.
And she's like, I'm sorry.
I got lost there because I was reading.
Guess what I was doing.
Guess what I was doing.
I was still reading Aaron's LinkedIn.
I mean, Bryn's LinkedIn page.
Okay, I closed the window.
Now you're being catty about someone's genetic disorder that they're definitely like self-conscious about.
She got there early, got a base tan.
Do you think she's making up her genetic disorder now?
Or do you think she did exactly what she wanted to do, which was show up and get a base tan so she would feel more comfortable showing some skin, which she is now doing?
Do you think she shaves off her eyelashes?
Do you think she did that on her way over too?
This lady's terrible.
So Brynn's like, yeah, she looks like someone that just went first class and stayed at the Four Seasons for a couple of days.
It is hard for me to be angry with someone when they look that good.
okay but that's not really exactly what i said which she kind of did but then we uh jenna tells us uh or she tells them she's like yeah but like when i found out we were flying coach i asked my assistant if they would look for another flight and they were like but i'm your goddaughter and i was like yeah but i mean i pay you still like i pay you in that title
Like, you're allowed to call yourself my goddaughter because you do things for me.
So do it or get out.
And they looked for a different flight.
And the only one was available Monday.
And I was like, well, that'll give me enough time to, like, get some sun because I have a genetic disorder.
So you guys are so perfect.
And they're like, no, no.
No, you don't get that.
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So I was pretty busy, okay?
I was flying on a hoverboard shaped like the key to the city.
Orange people everywhere were thanking me in first class, by the way.
And so I was like, of course she doesn't think she did anything wrong.
Jenna Lyons never thinks she did anything wrong.
She literally did nothing wrong.
You guys are trying so hard.
You're like a bunch of Walmart pours trying to behead Marie Antoinette because she offered you some branded cake.
The woman just tried to give you a piece of cake.
She goes, there's literally banh mi everywhere here, Povit.
I'm like, oh, wow, okay.
The supermodel and the hot-ass 20-something-year-old or 30-year-old are going to tell somebody suffering from all this stuff that them being more confident because they have gorgeous youth and good looks is a cop-out.
Fuck off to both of you, check your privilege.
I can get you a hotel room here if you need some me time.
You're too famous to worry about shit like that, basically, is what it sounded like to me.
But now, also, just to flip, because I'm a flip-flopper, I am running for president at the Hippocrat Party, as you all know.
I get being annoyed that this woman won't just say, I don't want to fly coach.
I came two days early.
You can get a banh mi.
And I get her being like, yeah, but genetic disorder.
And I have all this pain.
And that's really why I did.
But also, I didn't want to fly coach.
You don't have to use the genetic disorder as an excuse.
You shouldn't have to.
Even if it's real, you should just be able to say, I wanted to come two days early and I can't.
I don't love the mixing trauma in with other things just to get off the hook and make yourself invincible.
There's actually me in the banh mi.
I don't like it on any show.
And I think that Jenna is a little bit guilty of doing it right now on this show.
Instead of just saying, fuck off.
Listen, why use trauma and really hurtful things when a simple fuck off will do?
It's like double me time, Povit.
Like, how many me's do you need in your sandwich, Povit?
Well, when Psy tells her, I mean, come on.
Your skin's lovely.
You're a lovely human.
I was like, oh, there's lean on me, Psy.
Now she can just lean on you, huh, Psy?
And Jenna's like, oh, but like, what?
I mean, have you guys ever seen my skin?
I mean, I've like literally never walked on a red carpet with my skin.
And Brynn's like, I wouldn't know because you've never shared anything with me.
She goes, yeah, but I don't share my skin.
Like, have you ever seen a picture of me on the red carpet with my skin?
She goes, I don't look at you.
I don't look at pictures of you on the red carpet.
And they all start cracking up.
Which is kind of hilarious because you're all pretending that you're on red carpets all the time and she actually is.
So later I think he's accused of sex tourism.
I know you're acting like she's an asshole for being on one.
So by the way, Aaron, who started all of this just for fun.
I think that's what's coming down the line.
Oh, we just want to do here.
Yeah, I think the other ladies – I read somewhere that like an upcoming storyline is that he's being accused of sex tourism.
And then Aaron tells us, she like gives this like little smirk to the camera and she goes,
actions have consequences jenna you can't expect us just not to be mad but you didn't do anything to them you suck dude that is such like a mean girl high school shit you know aaron came on our instagram last week and was like why do you guys load me so this this is why rewatch the episode also stop listening to this this is not for you we are two friends who deserve to talk shit about whoever we want go away this is not for
you but in case you're still wondering this is why just watch this little smirk on your face going actions have consequences jenna she trusted you in a moment of weakness like a fucking idiot and she still had to pretend your disgusting butternut squash soup was good
Now, first of all, I think that's racist, right?
Unfortunately, it's not charming because I would love to rub shoulders with those parents.
Can you imagine an entire dynasty devoted to keeping buttholes clean?
I don't think you should say that.
Yes, she is saying charming like my room is disgusting because you guys gave her the disgusting room, right?
So Brynn's like, okay, stop.
I'm trying to befriend my friends.
So take her luggage to her room and then say Brynn did it.
So he does, which is, you know, friendship through exploiting workers, which is a fun way to classic Real Housewives of New York trope.
Second of all, is that a sex destination, Vietnam, like a sex tourism destination?
If you missed the first part, go back and catch it.
Tell me all about it.
And Jenna's like, I mean, I just can't figure it out.
There seems to be some kind of, I don't know, because I'm just never around girls.
But maybe there's some, like, resentment.
And I don't know what it is, but it's, like, grown.
And I don't know how to figure it out.
She's probably had an amazing day on the beach getting massages.
And she looks so golden and relaxed.
And Jessel's like, it's just weird pent-up animosity, I think.
Now, I get Brynn as being the most outwardly rude at this point, but why is she not pissed at Aaron?
Like, why is she not pissed that Aaron showed up and turned all the girls against her immediately?
I would be pissed.
So Cy and Brynn are talking and Cy's like, what do you think about Jenna?
And Brynn's like, I mean, I get the whole, like, I'm insecure.
And Cy's like, yeah, how are we supposed to know?
She literally did tell you both.
You fucking idiots.
I can't with these two.
So Brynn's like, be vulnerable.
I mean, listen, I've had sex in a Dillard's dressing room, so I guess going to Dillard's is sex tourism.
And then Cy's like, oh, I mean, her whole thing.
I had to run around.
I had to talk about a puppy.
I had to go to a bodega.
I added a bodega in this, okay?
Because I'm real New York.
And so Brynn's like, um, one of my pet peeves is excuses.
I mean, listen, I've spent my whole life just trying to bend for people.
And I have a genetic anti-bending disease.
I literally can't bend.
I can't make shadow puppets.
Like, it's that bad.
I mean, it's just like two hands.
People are like, what are those two hands?
And I'm like, no, it's supposed to be a duck flying.
Like, I have to buy laceless shoes.
That's how much I can't bend.
Like, either we'll talk on Find a Path or we won't.
Like, I don't even know at this point.
And then it just cuts to the other two.
When I heard that, I was like, ooh.
What kind of people hold...
Hold it against a woman that she has her own mind.
We're just going fucking backwards at this point.
I hope you find something better to find about.
Because you're literally looking so stupid.
And I hope the internet is dragging your asses.
I hope they're dragging you.
It made me watch the scene very differently.
Well, it was a fun show.
I'm enjoying the show, too.
I'm seeing these ladies complaining about the same things every week or finding little things.
And Aaron, finding your stupid little things to bitch out every week.
I hope you guys are getting dragged.
Hope you're having fun with it.
And if not, tell people to come here so I can drag them.
They can hear me drag them because it was really fun for me.
I was like, oh, I don't know how I feel.
Thank you so much for being with us, you guys.
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Right, but I think there are certain places where it's considered a sex tourism place where it's underage stuff, which is really, that's what puts the darkness on it.
Watch what happens when there's so much that happens.
So everybody, just wanted you to know, I read about it.
I'm not really sure how to tackle it on this podcast, which is a comedy podcast.
But just I did hear that that was coming up and it just is making me cringe at this whole scene.
So I'm going to go ahead and erase that from my brain and pretend that the man just really wants a banh mi sandwich so badly that he's going to fly 18 hours to get one and then fly right back.
Because that is fucking weird, too.
I mean, hindsight's 20-20.
Look at Ben stupid-shaming the people who died in the Titanic.
He's like, I ate the Banh Mi and it imploded in my stomach.
Well, that's what you get.
I hope you enjoyed your 18-hour flight back in the bathroom.
So I just wrote, get some cameras on his ass immediately, girl.
Yeah, I heard that.
I wanted to talk to you because I figured you could educate me.
Turns out we're both uneducated.
So there's where you go.
So Jussel's like, are you fucking with me?
You're smiling, kind of.
You're slack-jawed and staring at a wall.
And I can't really tell what that means.
He's like, what do you mean?
He's like so slack-jawed staring at a wall.
I think that's Povit's coping mechanism in this marriage.
Whenever they cut to Povit, he's literally slack-jawed and staring at a wall.
So he's like, well, you're going to Anguilla for five days and I'm going to Vietnam for three days.
What's the difference?
I mean, fudge college, honestly.
He's like, what are you going for?
Beyonce has never written a song about a banh mi.
All right, can we put more us in the banh mi puppet?
Oh, so Jussel's like, so how long does it take to go to Vietnam anyway?
I mean, that dodo bird is going to spend more time flying to the country than he's spending in the country.
And he's like, some people hate flying.
To me, flying is a vacation in itself.
That is like me trying to put logic on things that I just don't understand.
Like, why would someone fly to – because I'm with her.
I'm like, why the fuck would you do that?
None of this makes sense.
But then I remember those twins running around, all the oatmeal-colored furniture.
And I'm like, you know what?
I'll fucking sign up to be a steward.
That's how much I want to fly now.
I want to always be on a plane now.
Not everyone's watching your movies, okay?
Stop trying to make Coco happen on flights.
You only watch things that make you cry on TV.
What are you going to fly 18 hours?
Do they even have an 18-hour movie called Marley and Bon Me?
You're ridiculous and you're absurd.
So then we go to the airport camera.
Sai gets there first.
And Uba's, like, stretching outside, wackily and crazily.
And Brynn's like, I've been looking forward to this trip for so long.
They're outside the Kristen Taichman pop of color vending machine, which I actually did see at LaGuardia.
There's like an Obon pan.
She had like a pop of color vending machine at the LaGuardia airport.
I mean, it was years ago.
Speaking of, now Josh, I would definitely not trust to go anywhere on a plane without him.
He doesn't even do sex tourism.
And she's like, should I take the lingerie that Jenna gave to me?
He just does like visit local.
I'm going to take it.
Yeah, well, you're not going to win with Brynn.
So you're just going to try and turn everybody against somebody else.
Because everybody hates you right now.
So let's see how she does it.
I have no idea how she's going to do it.
So then they go to the flight.
Then they're driving from the airport.
So there's a lot of misplaced wooing about things.
I've lost some weight.
Yeah, it's like we're getting from the freeway.
We're taking an exit off the freeway.
Actually, I might not look like a Christmas tree in it anymore.
This place is amazing.
I don't know why I was mad about this.
They get a big mansion on the beach.
And Cy's feeling richy rich.
And so Aaron's like, wow, really good job, Cy.
This place is really great.
It's actually kind of cute.
I hope no one suggests that my husband sleep with them on this trip.
And then we meet Patricia, concierge of Sea Villa.
She's like, hi, welcome to Sea Villa, you bunch of tramps.
Puppet, why are you eating the lingerie, Puppet?
He's like, it's in a banh mi bun.
I was excited to go down the trail.
Look, I opened the soda.
Well, it's just hilarious to me because she's constantly taking photos of herself and promoting everything.
It's like, okay, that wasn't personal enough to you, the collab stuff.
But posing next to a stairwell in a free place in Angola.
That's what it was.
It's like, that's fine.
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She likes arts. well done it's it's it's really it was it's an amazing video uh two two videos at least i don't know if there's another video but they're they're they're really worth watching uh also as long as i mentioned this a few days ago but in case you didn't listen to that episode i will say it here on the salt lake city episode i apologize for devaluing bronwyn's passport holder gift
She likes arts. well done it's it's it's really it was it's an amazing video uh two two videos at least i don't know if there's another video but they're they're they're really worth watching uh also as long as i mentioned this a few days ago but in case you didn't listen to that episode i will say it here on the salt lake city episode i apologize for devaluing bronwyn's passport holder gift
I personally thought they were tchotchkes. Many people who are up on their passport holder knowledge wrote me messages to say they were actually $600 a piece. They were like Kelly Ben Simone's or something like that. I forget the Judith Lieber, Kelly Lieber, Joanna Lieber, whoever it is. It's a designer passport case. I stand corrected. It turns out they were not tchotchkes.
I personally thought they were tchotchkes. Many people who are up on their passport holder knowledge wrote me messages to say they were actually $600 a piece. They were like Kelly Ben Simone's or something like that. I forget the Judith Lieber, Kelly Lieber, Joanna Lieber, whoever it is. It's a designer passport case. I stand corrected. It turns out they were not tchotchkes.
Although to me, they look like they were from Zazzle. But either way, now we know. Now we know the truth.
Although to me, they look like they were from Zazzle. But either way, now we know. Now we know the truth.
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You guys have really no idea how many messages I got every single day. It'd be like, hey, I was just catching up on Salt Lake City, and that passport holder, it's actually $600. Here's the link. I was like, how does everyone know about it? Did it go viral? Was it a thing? Why do people know about the passport holder? I don't know. But then again, I guess everyone knows different things, right?
You guys have really no idea how many messages I got every single day. It'd be like, hey, I was just catching up on Salt Lake City, and that passport holder, it's actually $600. Here's the link. I was like, how does everyone know about it? Did it go viral? Was it a thing? Why do people know about the passport holder? I don't know. But then again, I guess everyone knows different things, right?
It's just so funny that a passport holder landed on so many people's radars.
It's just so funny that a passport holder landed on so many people's radars.
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This is some good old aqua aerobics shade. So they do. This is what they also did on Orange County last year, I think. Didn't they do some aqua aerobics? So I wonder if it was the same guy. Did they go to Puerto Vallarta last year when they went on the Mexico trip? I don't know.
This is some good old aqua aerobics shade. So they do. This is what they also did on Orange County last year, I think. Didn't they do some aqua aerobics? So I wonder if it was the same guy. Did they go to Puerto Vallarta last year when they went on the Mexico trip? I don't know.
So they do this, and they're doing aquaerobics, and then we see Whitney's like, Angie has zero rhythm, because they all have to do this alligator thing with her hands, like left, right, left, right. And we see Angie is 100% out of sync. All their hands go up and her hand is down. All their hands go down, her hand is up. It was amazing. It was like me.
So they do this, and they're doing aquaerobics, and then we see Whitney's like, Angie has zero rhythm, because they all have to do this alligator thing with her hands, like left, right, left, right. And we see Angie is 100% out of sync. All their hands go up and her hand is down. All their hands go down, her hand is up. It was amazing. It was like me.
Speaking of pressure, no, don't start from the beginning.
Speaking of pressure, no, don't start from the beginning.
You went too far, too far back, Angie. Come on. I mean, Whitney, Whitney, forward, Whitney, forward. You exploited my vagina. That's too far back.
You went too far, too far back, Angie. Come on. I mean, Whitney, Whitney, forward, Whitney, forward. You exploited my vagina. That's too far back.
Speaking of pressure. Wow. That water aerobics was good. It was much harder than I thought. Speaking of harder than I thought, God, Bronwyn. Whitney's segue into talking shit. So she's like... Yeah, I felt bad. She, you know, cause we've all been in that position.
Speaking of pressure. Wow. That water aerobics was good. It was much harder than I thought. Speaking of harder than I thought, God, Bronwyn. Whitney's segue into talking shit. So she's like... Yeah, I felt bad. She, you know, cause we've all been in that position.
And Heather's like, I feel bad for her when she was talking about how the dog bites, all the dog bites and how Todd wouldn't even come to the ER. And then we see them talking about the dog bites and stuff. And apparently, oh yeah, this is the flashback. Lisa's like, so were you in shock or were you screaming or were you crying? Like, what was that like?
And Heather's like, I feel bad for her when she was talking about how the dog bites, all the dog bites and how Todd wouldn't even come to the ER. And then we see them talking about the dog bites and stuff. And apparently, oh yeah, this is the flashback. Lisa's like, so were you in shock or were you screaming or were you crying? Like, what was that like?
Was it like that time I went to Taco Bell and the Diet Coke machine was broken? Oh, the trauma is coming back. Oh.
Was it like that time I went to Taco Bell and the Diet Coke machine was broken? Oh, the trauma is coming back. Oh.
Hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is the one, the only, Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. How are you, Ben? I'm just fabulous doing just fabulous. You know, it's Thursday. We're about to head in for our winter break. We're so excited for it.
Hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is the one, the only, Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. How are you, Ben? I'm just fabulous doing just fabulous. You know, it's Thursday. We're about to head in for our winter break. We're so excited for it.
Well, when he saw the gaping wounds and the pools of blood and the festering rabies in my leg, he thought, okay, well, maybe it's not a scratch. And Heather's like, it is not a scratch.
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Speaking of pressure, I need to grab a water bottle. It's just off of camera, so I'm going to step away for three seconds while I grab it. Vamp, vamp, vamp.
Speaking of pressure, I need to grab a water bottle. It's just off of camera, so I'm going to step away for three seconds while I grab it. Vamp, vamp, vamp.
Imagine if there was something called Werther's Fakes. um also by the way there is a delicious irony in todd there's an there's delicious irony in todd ceo of palm pilot talking about like about knowing when to walk away i'm like sir where are the palm pilots where are the palm pilots now yeah uh so um yeah this is pretty crazy you know but they're gonna make this a huge
Imagine if there was something called Werther's Fakes. um also by the way there is a delicious irony in todd there's an there's delicious irony in todd ceo of palm pilot talking about like about knowing when to walk away i'm like sir where are the palm pilots where are the palm pilots now yeah uh so um yeah this is pretty crazy you know but they're gonna make this a huge
So Heather is like, well, I just don't benefit of the doubt. I'm sorry. I tried to give him benefit of the doubt earlier in the season, but it's it's gone. It's gone.
So Heather is like, well, I just don't benefit of the doubt. I'm sorry. I tried to give him benefit of the doubt earlier in the season, but it's it's gone. It's gone.
And we got Salt Lake City to talk about today. In case you are under a rock, we are going back on tour next year. And we're going to tons of different places. And actually, we have a pretty big announcement. which is we can now officially say that we are doing our very first ever Vegas show. We are going to Las Vegas. It took us long enough, right?
And we got Salt Lake City to talk about today. In case you are under a rock, we are going back on tour next year. And we're going to tons of different places. And actually, we have a pretty big announcement. which is we can now officially say that we are doing our very first ever Vegas show. We are going to Las Vegas. It took us long enough, right?
You're the giant corporation. Marla Thomas and Jennifer Aniston are going to, they were like, Jennifer Aniston's like, I was, I was just about to go to the crappies, but now I'm going to have to back out.
You're the giant corporation. Marla Thomas and Jennifer Aniston are going to, they were like, Jennifer Aniston's like, I was, I was just about to go to the crappies, but now I'm going to have to back out.
He's in a hot tub playing a saxophone, hoping he can... He can tell people he's a California raisin. Yeah, no, it's not the same. Well, whatever. I don't care. I don't know. I actually have no... I don't care. And I don't know why I'm about to just take a stance. I was like, sometimes when you take a stance, I'm like, I'm going to take a stance too. And I was like, I have no idea.
He's in a hot tub playing a saxophone, hoping he can... He can tell people he's a California raisin. Yeah, no, it's not the same. Well, whatever. I don't care. I don't know. I actually have no... I don't care. And I don't know why I'm about to just take a stance. I was like, sometimes when you take a stance, I'm like, I'm going to take a stance too. And I was like, I have no idea.
So that show is, of course, I don't actually have the date, but it's going to be in May, and we're really excited. It's going to be at Wiseguy's. Tickets are on sale tomorrow, but there's actually a presale happening now for our Patreon patrons. That's going to be on May 15th. So we are so excited to do our first Vegas show. It's going to be wild and crazy.
So that show is, of course, I don't actually have the date, but it's going to be in May, and we're really excited. It's going to be at Wiseguy's. Tickets are on sale tomorrow, but there's actually a presale happening now for our Patreon patrons. That's going to be on May 15th. So we are so excited to do our first Vegas show. It's going to be wild and crazy.
yeah i think i would like to stay in that beetlejuice house and just have fun you know um i think can you imagine all that dog poop in a two-bedroom apartment i mean then you're really sleeping this doesn't work it doesn't work uh by the way when heather says you know in my marriage i put myself on the back seat that now now this whole season makes sense because when she met bronwyn and they were hanging out bronwyn was in the front seat and heather was in the back seat of the car so no wonder why heather was tr was triggered by her the back seat is her trauma space
yeah i think i would like to stay in that beetlejuice house and just have fun you know um i think can you imagine all that dog poop in a two-bedroom apartment i mean then you're really sleeping this doesn't work it doesn't work uh by the way when heather says you know in my marriage i put myself on the back seat that now now this whole season makes sense because when she met bronwyn and they were hanging out bronwyn was in the front seat and heather was in the back seat of the car so no wonder why heather was tr was triggered by her the back seat is her trauma space
It all makes sense now.
It all makes sense now.
Yeah. She just has to be in the right row.
Yeah. She just has to be in the right row.
If ever I need a good piece of fish, a good piece of meat, I am going to Whole Foods. It is without question the best place for me to find those sort of things.
If ever I need a good piece of fish, a good piece of meat, I am going to Whole Foods. It is without question the best place for me to find those sort of things.
Fuck them.
Fuck them.
Shame them for their actions. Yes. Okay. So now everyone is... All the girls, they're going out to a patio and there's gifts. And Lisa's like, Hi! Is everyone ready for yacht day? Here's some Vita bags. They have your names on them. So then Bronwyn, she gives...
Shame them for their actions. Yes. Okay. So now everyone is... All the girls, they're going out to a patio and there's gifts. And Lisa's like, Hi! Is everyone ready for yacht day? Here's some Vita bags. They have your names on them. So then Bronwyn, she gives...
them all a tote bag a canvas a nice canvas tote bag with stuff in it and Bronwyn's like obviously Lisa thinks I'm too bougie to function and I'm spoiled so like the grateful guest I am I will accept this gift but you know I'm also wondering I mean who would use a canvas bag am I right like okay Bronwyn This is not the hill to die on.
them all a tote bag a canvas a nice canvas tote bag with stuff in it and Bronwyn's like obviously Lisa thinks I'm too bougie to function and I'm spoiled so like the grateful guest I am I will accept this gift but you know I'm also wondering I mean who would use a canvas bag am I right like okay Bronwyn This is not the hill to die on.
I think this is like, she's trying to be like, what a ridiculous, like, I'll be grateful for this totally unusable, lacking in function gift. I'm like, and she's like, what would you use a canvas bag for? Even the producer's like, do you go grocery shopping? She's like, no. I mean, what do you, what do you, do you put this on your head?
I think this is like, she's trying to be like, what a ridiculous, like, I'll be grateful for this totally unusable, lacking in function gift. I'm like, and she's like, what would you use a canvas bag for? Even the producer's like, do you go grocery shopping? She's like, no. I mean, what do you, what do you, do you put this on your head?
Also, people have been asking for the ticket links. for Austin and Dallas and Charlotte. We finally have the links up. The pre-sale there is happening also today. And all the tickets for Vegas, Dallas, Austin, and Charlotte, those will all be on sale to the public tomorrow, which is Friday, December 20th, as well as all of our other dates, including February 1st, which is the Golden Crappies.
Also, people have been asking for the ticket links. for Austin and Dallas and Charlotte. We finally have the links up. The pre-sale there is happening also today. And all the tickets for Vegas, Dallas, Austin, and Charlotte, those will all be on sale to the public tomorrow, which is Friday, December 20th, as well as all of our other dates, including February 1st, which is the Golden Crappies.
It's actually the most useful gift we've ever seen on any Housewives show. On a franchise where, like, every gift is some strain. It's like a lotion that no one's ever going to use or some tchotchke jewelry or whatever. Like, a tote bag is an actively useful gift. I want to beat a tote bag. And Bronwyn is like, what do you even use this for?
It's actually the most useful gift we've ever seen on any Housewives show. On a franchise where, like, every gift is some strain. It's like a lotion that no one's ever going to use or some tchotchke jewelry or whatever. Like, a tote bag is an actively useful gift. I want to beat a tote bag. And Bronwyn is like, what do you even use this for?
almost drove off a cliff so she's counting iconic lines as she goes to sleep whitney whitney of course is so obnoxious because meredith is clearly mapping so when he's like meredith meredith are you okay I'm just closing my eyes. I didn't sleep very well. Maybe you noticed that when most people close their eyes, they're trying to nap. But thanks a lot for waking me up.
almost drove off a cliff so she's counting iconic lines as she goes to sleep whitney whitney of course is so obnoxious because meredith is clearly mapping so when he's like meredith meredith are you okay I'm just closing my eyes. I didn't sleep very well. Maybe you noticed that when most people close their eyes, they're trying to nap. But thanks a lot for waking me up.
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you know at the beginning of the year it's been a very challenging year for henry um in the beginning i feel like he like didn't want to make friends and he like wasn't trying to make friends but then after being forced to go on several mini dates with me and john he was like oh my god i need a social life so it all worked out in the end yeah it's not his friends like i'll drop him off at the movies and i'll meet his friend john
you know at the beginning of the year it's been a very challenging year for henry um in the beginning i feel like he like didn't want to make friends and he like wasn't trying to make friends but then after being forced to go on several mini dates with me and john he was like oh my god i need a social life so it all worked out in the end yeah it's not his friends like i'll drop him off at the movies and i'll meet his friend john
Yeah. And we just like love him. We're like doting on him. He's like, and how about all of his cologne collection? Oh yeah. He's up to 15 colognes. I was like, something's going on with the collections on this show between the Starbucks cups and the colognes. I don't know. We got to check in on Salt Lake City. Let's get some better collections.
Yeah. And we just like love him. We're like doting on him. He's like, and how about all of his cologne collection? Oh yeah. He's up to 15 colognes. I was like, something's going on with the collections on this show between the Starbucks cups and the colognes. I don't know. We got to check in on Salt Lake City. Let's get some better collections.
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Brittany goes, and so she's, by the way, we're, this is actually kind of nice because Henry was having issues, you know, like I still think that story about no one coming to his birthday party is so heartbreaking. And so, and I know it was like, okay, invitations were sent out late, but it's still really sad. And it makes me, it does, does make me happy.
Brittany goes, and so she's, by the way, we're, this is actually kind of nice because Henry was having issues, you know, like I still think that story about no one coming to his birthday party is so heartbreaking. And so, and I know it was like, okay, invitations were sent out late, but it's still really sad. And it makes me, it does, does make me happy.
And this is like, this is actually a nice moment for Lisa. And then Brittany just pushes forward and she goes, oh, you guys this is so unsupportive because like last night i gave you a story about olivia and then it was like a really big deal and then it was just like crickets and they're all like who's olivia
And this is like, this is actually a nice moment for Lisa. And then Brittany just pushes forward and she goes, oh, you guys this is so unsupportive because like last night i gave you a story about olivia and then it was like a really big deal and then it was just like crickets and they're all like who's olivia
And Bronwyn is like, well, let me give that a little nod. And I was like, the difference is I know Henry and I see him. He's a real person to me. I don't know who Olivia is. I mean, are you just talking about scandal? Because knowing you, you could just be talking about scandal.
And Bronwyn is like, well, let me give that a little nod. And I was like, the difference is I know Henry and I see him. He's a real person to me. I don't know who Olivia is. I mean, are you just talking about scandal? Because knowing you, you could just be talking about scandal.
Hi, Ma. It's like, you know, wait. This is my daughter, Olivia.
Hi, Ma. It's like, you know, wait. This is my daughter, Olivia.
And I feel, I feel like, well, we weren't even talking about you. Uh, we were talking about Lisa's son.
And I feel, I feel like, well, we weren't even talking about you. Uh, we were talking about Lisa's son.
Are you talking about What's-Her-Face?
Are you talking about What's-Her-Face?
Raven-Symoné? That's Raven, right? Is it? Raven-Symoné?
Raven-Symoné? That's Raven, right? Is it? Raven-Symoné?
Great, great, great new year.
Great, great, great new year.
I just want to show you the big bold letters on my screen. You're like, why don't we have it in big bold letters? It's literally big bold letters. It's on screen. Crap is on demand. Sorry.
I just want to show you the big bold letters on my screen. You're like, why don't we have it in big bold letters? It's literally big bold letters. It's on screen. Crap is on demand. Sorry.
You know what? Can I tell you something? Wait, look at this picture of Raven-Symoné. This is actually kind of an amazing thing right here. I'm bringing it up right now. Present. Here it is. Oh, wait, it's Judith Lieber, everyone. Judith Lieber. That's so Judith.
You know what? Can I tell you something? Wait, look at this picture of Raven-Symoné. This is actually kind of an amazing thing right here. I'm bringing it up right now. Present. Here it is. Oh, wait, it's Judith Lieber, everyone. Judith Lieber. That's so Judith.
Britney just is. She's just so clunky with her housewifery that she just doesn't realize how clunky she is. And the bar is low on this show. Again, we have Whitney Rose. Speaking of pressure, and if you can't even get up to Whitney's level of clunky, Whitney is base level clunkiness. The base amount of clunkiness you're allowed to have in order to do, like, have acceptable housewife moments.
Britney just is. She's just so clunky with her housewifery that she just doesn't realize how clunky she is. And the bar is low on this show. Again, we have Whitney Rose. Speaking of pressure, and if you can't even get up to Whitney's level of clunky, Whitney is base level clunkiness. The base amount of clunkiness you're allowed to have in order to do, like, have acceptable housewife moments.
Mm-hmm. So Brittany is like, Bronwyn, you are a fucking bitch. And Bronwyn's like, well, do you have anything else to say? She's like, I mean, why are you such a troublemaker? She's like, oh, no, I'm looking at Lisa.
Mm-hmm. So Brittany is like, Bronwyn, you are a fucking bitch. And Bronwyn's like, well, do you have anything else to say? She's like, I mean, why are you such a troublemaker? She's like, oh, no, I'm looking at Lisa.
so she's like it turns out this was actually all a ploy this was all a ploy to make uh lisa fall into a trap like will lisa defend me right now she's like let me let me push britney to the edge that way britney says something mean about me now let's see if lisa defends me
so she's like it turns out this was actually all a ploy this was all a ploy to make uh lisa fall into a trap like will lisa defend me right now she's like let me let me push britney to the edge that way britney says something mean about me now let's see if lisa defends me
Sorry, I got tangled in my carpet. So did Lisa.
Sorry, I got tangled in my carpet. So did Lisa.
Meanwhile, the first three seasons of this show was a round robin of people accusing other people of not having the back. I'm your ride or die. I will ride or die. You're not being ride or die for me. I'm your ride or die. You've got to be ride or die.
Meanwhile, the first three seasons of this show was a round robin of people accusing other people of not having the back. I'm your ride or die. I will ride or die. You're not being ride or die for me. I'm your ride or die. You've got to be ride or die.
Like, this whole show was built on complaining about other people not having each other's backs, so then Lisa being surprised that Bronwyn's just gonna enter the fray and pull, like, the standard Salt Lake City card, and she's like, wait, why?
Like, this whole show was built on complaining about other people not having each other's backs, so then Lisa being surprised that Bronwyn's just gonna enter the fray and pull, like, the standard Salt Lake City card, and she's like, wait, why?
Because, although, on the other hand, the whiplash or the pivot from, like, nice scene talking about Henry to all of a sudden Lisa has done something terribly wrong and she didn't even realize, it's pretty funny.
Because, although, on the other hand, the whiplash or the pivot from, like, nice scene talking about Henry to all of a sudden Lisa has done something terribly wrong and she didn't even realize, it's pretty funny.
I'm trying to be a great friend to you and there's like nothing good enough because except when I tell you that I don't feel close to you and you don't
I'm trying to be a great friend to you and there's like nothing good enough because except when I tell you that I don't feel close to you and you don't
fucking care lisa braun lisa tells us braun you're a big girl i don't know why every time you're in a fight with someone i have to be in a fight with them too i don't expect you to be in fights with everyone that i'm in fights with or trust me you would have no friends and then she smiles at the camera like bitch meanwhile fast forward to angie and meredith at the end of the episode and lisa jumping in on meredith's behalf so she's like i don't understand what i have to if you're fighting with someone why do i have to be involved and later on she like happily inserts herself
fucking care lisa braun lisa tells us braun you're a big girl i don't know why every time you're in a fight with someone i have to be in a fight with them too i don't expect you to be in fights with everyone that i'm in fights with or trust me you would have no friends and then she smiles at the camera like bitch meanwhile fast forward to angie and meredith at the end of the episode and lisa jumping in on meredith's behalf so she's like i don't understand what i have to if you're fighting with someone why do i have to be involved and later on she like happily inserts herself
You know what, it's not a show about Utah unless there's a reference to a swing. So she- Literal swingers everywhere we turn. Literal, literal swingers. So she gets a text from Whitney and to go meet Whitney and to say, come meet me and Angie for water aerobics in 20 minutes.
You know what, it's not a show about Utah unless there's a reference to a swing. So she- Literal swingers everywhere we turn. Literal, literal swingers. So she gets a text from Whitney and to go meet Whitney and to say, come meet me and Angie for water aerobics in 20 minutes.
I don't know if there is a villain this season. I think they're all just, they're all just stepping up to the plate, going after each other. They like do their time and then someone else comes up. So I don't know. I'm not getting villain. I think Lisa is just being Lisa.
I don't know if there is a villain this season. I think they're all just, they're all just stepping up to the plate, going after each other. They like do their time and then someone else comes up. So I don't know. I'm not getting villain. I think Lisa is just being Lisa.
Hey, everyone. This is the end of part one of this recap. For part two, keep an eye on your podcast feed. It is coming up in just a moment. Thanks so much for listening. Catch you on the second half. Put your hands together for Carly Clapp.
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Dana C. Dana Do. Erin McNicholas. She don't miss no trickless. Jamie. She has no less namey. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones.
Dana C. Dana Do. Erin McNicholas. She don't miss no trickless. Jamie. She has no less namey. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones.
She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
Have a heck of a time with Rebecca.
Have a heck of a time with Rebecca.
Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
Nobody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD.
Nobody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD.
Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley.
Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley.
And we see just people, like, Bronwyn's brushing her teeth, Meryl's drinking coffee, Lisa's getting glam, and Lisa is texting everyone. She's like, Hi! Hi, girls! We have a beautiful breakfast in the villa today, and then we're going on a little yacht ride, and be sure to be ready for the yacht! I don't love on! Did you see Lisa's tweet that she tweeted out last night? No. What'd it say?
And we see just people, like, Bronwyn's brushing her teeth, Meryl's drinking coffee, Lisa's getting glam, and Lisa is texting everyone. She's like, Hi! Hi, girls! We have a beautiful breakfast in the villa today, and then we're going on a little yacht ride, and be sure to be ready for the yacht! I don't love on! Did you see Lisa's tweet that she tweeted out last night? No. What'd it say?
Give him hell, Miss Noelle. Ring that bell for Rochelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
Give him hell, Miss Noelle. Ring that bell for Rochelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
um it said this is her tweet this is the entirety of her tweet liars need to shut their mouth mom mom it has it has so many retweets it's just her liars need to shut their mouth sometimes you just keep need to keep it simple you know
um it said this is her tweet this is the entirety of her tweet liars need to shut their mouth mom mom it has it has so many retweets it's just her liars need to shut their mouth sometimes you just keep need to keep it simple you know
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Swings, am I right? So then we go over to Bronwyn's room and she's also getting into glam. And so she calls Todd. She's like, what's going on there? Are the dogs okay, Todd?
Swings, am I right? So then we go over to Bronwyn's room and she's also getting into glam. And so she calls Todd. She's like, what's going on there? Are the dogs okay, Todd?
a hallway away you know this was bronwyn's um this was her like sob story episode and i don't mean that in a i don't mean that in a dismissive way but like all great housewives they know how to clap back they get into fights they hold their own but when the when the pressure's on they they give the sob story this is like what leon locken would do at all times like when leon locken was caught with every episode
a hallway away you know this was bronwyn's um this was her like sob story episode and i don't mean that in a i don't mean that in a dismissive way but like all great housewives they know how to clap back they get into fights they hold their own but when the when the pressure's on they they give the sob story this is like what leon locken would do at all times like when leon locken was caught with every episode
Leanne Locken was the best. She's like, well, I'm sorry.
Leanne Locken was the best. She's like, well, I'm sorry.
Now I'm not saying also that what Bronwyn says later in the episode is just like some, like what, like a, like a silly story that she manipulates for tears. It's like, it doesn't matter.
Now I'm not saying also that what Bronwyn says later in the episode is just like some, like what, like a, like a silly story that she manipulates for tears. It's like, it doesn't matter.
But the point is that she, this is her episode. This is her episode.
But the point is that she, this is her episode. This is her episode.
Netflix's new series, No Good Deed, follows three families vying to buy a 1920s Spanish-style villa that they think will solve their problems.
Netflix's new series, No Good Deed, follows three families vying to buy a 1920s Spanish-style villa that they think will solve their problems.
The CEO of Bomb Pilot cheated on me.
The CEO of Bomb Pilot cheated on me.
Double. And she was mauled by a dog the other day.
Double. And she was mauled by a dog the other day.
Like it's a World War I victim in Downton Abbey. It's like your dick is on the Popsicle stick in the living room in Downton Abbey.
Like it's a World War I victim in Downton Abbey. It's like your dick is on the Popsicle stick in the living room in Downton Abbey.
No Good Deed, starring Lisa Kudrow and Ray Romano, is now playing only on Netflix. This episode is sponsored by DoorDash.
No Good Deed, starring Lisa Kudrow and Ray Romano, is now playing only on Netflix. This episode is sponsored by DoorDash.
But you'll fit right in. she's i mean she's going to she's going too fast like she we saw season one bronwyn season two we're on like are we already on season four bronwyn and we haven't even finished like episode 14 or whatever like this is uh she's like her her
But you'll fit right in. she's i mean she's going to she's going too fast like she we saw season one bronwyn season two we're on like are we already on season four bronwyn and we haven't even finished like episode 14 or whatever like this is uh she's like her her
The fact that she's already at this place of taking one comment and reading so far into it that then she comes out of it saying like, and you just called me a snob. You have to be you have to have a few seasons on your belt before you're doing that sort of thing. So she's really she's she's going too fast. She's going to explode.
The fact that she's already at this place of taking one comment and reading so far into it that then she comes out of it saying like, and you just called me a snob. You have to be you have to have a few seasons on your belt before you're doing that sort of thing. So she's really she's she's going too fast. She's going to explode.
I know. Was this Bobby? Bobby, were you taking secret footage of your parents doing water aerobics?
I know. Was this Bobby? Bobby, were you taking secret footage of your parents doing water aerobics?
Bobby, why are you talking like that?
Bobby, why are you talking like that?
We haven't seen much of Bobby this season. She's probably out, like, swerving that golf cart around.
We haven't seen much of Bobby this season. She's probably out, like, swerving that golf cart around.
which is the quote that Karen Huger said. The video all came out of Karen Huger. We don't have, there's not a crappy hour until the new year. So we probably should, well, the big news is that Karen Huger is found guilty for DUI and all the video footage, all the footage of her in the patrol car and at the police station has now hit the internet. It's pretty wild. I'm sure we'll talk about it.
which is the quote that Karen Huger said. The video all came out of Karen Huger. We don't have, there's not a crappy hour until the new year. So we probably should, well, the big news is that Karen Huger is found guilty for DUI and all the video footage, all the footage of her in the patrol car and at the police station has now hit the internet. It's pretty wild. I'm sure we'll talk about it.
And honestly, there's so much to watch on Max. From True Detective, The Last of Us, Succession, there's really so much that I would want to watch while I have my DoorDash deliver me stuff.
And honestly, there's so much to watch on Max. From True Detective, The Last of Us, Succession, there's really so much that I would want to watch while I have my DoorDash deliver me stuff.
Do you have a tissue? He's like, no, ma'am, I don't have a tissue. Every like two minutes, she has like two lines that she keeps coming back to, which is, oh, I'm very rich. I'm very rich. Do you have a tissue? Do you have a tissue? Ma'am, we do not have tissues in the patrol car.
Do you have a tissue? He's like, no, ma'am, I don't have a tissue. Every like two minutes, she has like two lines that she keeps coming back to, which is, oh, I'm very rich. I'm very rich. Do you have a tissue? Do you have a tissue? Ma'am, we do not have tissues in the patrol car.
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Like, before it gets good again. This is the M&M's. This is the getting M&M's in Act 2. Intermission. But honestly, okay, I'm not going to keep doing this disclaimer about like, I think Raquel seems like a cool person. She's awesome. Like I like her personality. Please know going forward, any criticism of Raquel has that couch in it. I'm just sort of sick of doing that disclaimer.
Like, before it gets good again. This is the M&M's. This is the getting M&M's in Act 2. Intermission. But honestly, okay, I'm not going to keep doing this disclaimer about like, I think Raquel seems like a cool person. She's awesome. Like I like her personality. Please know going forward, any criticism of Raquel has that couch in it. I'm just sort of sick of doing that disclaimer.
I don't even know why I feel like I have to do it anymore. But that being said, Raquel's kind of a dud as a housewife, if you ask me. She's nice. She has shared some very emotional moments that I have enjoyed. But, like, for her to come on here and be like, oh, I'm excited to see this side of Rebecca. Maybe she just needed a little vacay. They're all like, finally, Rebecca.
I don't even know why I feel like I have to do it anymore. But that being said, Raquel's kind of a dud as a housewife, if you ask me. She's nice. She has shared some very emotional moments that I have enjoyed. But, like, for her to come on here and be like, oh, I'm excited to see this side of Rebecca. Maybe she just needed a little vacay. They're all like, finally, Rebecca.
You're not being boring. I'm like, have you guys held a mirror up to your faces and seen what's happened on this season? Rebecca, to me, has been one of the most interesting parts of this season. And you guys are all sitting here doing pranks and being boring as fuck. So stop coming down on Rebecca.
You're not being boring. I'm like, have you guys held a mirror up to your faces and seen what's happened on this season? Rebecca, to me, has been one of the most interesting parts of this season. And you guys are all sitting here doing pranks and being boring as fuck. So stop coming down on Rebecca.
When you guys are the ones who need to be doing the heavy lifting because you guys are the full-fledged housewives.
When you guys are the ones who need to be doing the heavy lifting because you guys are the full-fledged housewives.
I just, they're coming down on Rebecca. They're coming down on Rebecca for not being interesting. But like, what are you guys doing? I mean, I think some of them are trying. I think actually Psy, I cannot believe that Psy is on the upper echelon of this cast now. Because I do think that she is trying to make an effort. Erin drives me nuts. She is making an effort though.
I just, they're coming down on Rebecca. They're coming down on Rebecca for not being interesting. But like, what are you guys doing? I mean, I think some of them are trying. I think actually Psy, I cannot believe that Psy is on the upper echelon of this cast now. Because I do think that she is trying to make an effort. Erin drives me nuts. She is making an effort though.
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But she's direct. She's direct. It's so weird to me. People say online that one of the problems with this show is that the cast is not very authentic. And I think that, unfortunately, they are authentic. And I'm like, I don't know why it's just not really working.
But she's direct. She's direct. It's so weird to me. People say online that one of the problems with this show is that the cast is not very authentic. And I think that, unfortunately, they are authentic. And I'm like, I don't know why it's just not really working.
It's just the cast does not have a chemistry. And on top of that, production does not have a good vision for the show and they are not creating a good narrative for us to follow.
It's just the cast does not have a chemistry. And on top of that, production does not have a good vision for the show and they are not creating a good narrative for us to follow.
yeah if you want to hear us about this show for an hour literally stay here because that's what we're going to do and if you don't i totally understand but don't expect anything different because i'm not giving it to you okay i mean we still try to have fun with it we still try to find the comedy and things and like you know we still poke fun but it's just it's so hard like you just want in terms it's hard to watch
yeah if you want to hear us about this show for an hour literally stay here because that's what we're going to do and if you don't i totally understand but don't expect anything different because i'm not giving it to you okay i mean we still try to have fun with it we still try to find the comedy and things and like you know we still poke fun but it's just it's so hard like you just want in terms it's hard to watch
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I actually am really excited to hear George Orwell's 1984 again because last time I read that was back in, I don't know, middle school or something like that. And the world has changed so much with technology and everything like that. I feel like now is the perfect time to revisit and listen to it on Audible.
I actually am really excited to hear George Orwell's 1984 again because last time I read that was back in, I don't know, middle school or something like that. And the world has changed so much with technology and everything like that. I feel like now is the perfect time to revisit and listen to it on Audible.
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She says, she says, I mean, for whatever reason, my hair, it's down there. It's just like straight. It's like, it's like Jessel's hair. And Jessel's like, so basically I have Jenna Lyons' pubes on my head.
She says, she says, I mean, for whatever reason, my hair, it's down there. It's just like straight. It's like, it's like Jessel's hair. And Jessel's like, so basically I have Jenna Lyons' pubes on my head.
Guys, we are such a funny group. I think we've proven to America that we earned our spot.
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So they go back to the house, and it's cold. They're so cold. I'm cold. No, I'm cold. No, I am cold like a basic bitch. So they're cold, and they're going to all get into bed, and then they're just talking about how cold it is because it's cold.
So they go back to the house, and it's cold. They're so cold. I'm cold. No, I'm cold. No, I am cold like a basic bitch. So they're cold, and they're going to all get into bed, and then they're just talking about how cold it is because it's cold.
hello and welcome to watch where crap ends a podcast about all that crap on bravo that we just love to talk about i'm ben mandelker joining me today the one and only ronnie carom hi ronnie how are you oh hello ben i'm great how are you i'm fantastic very excited today we are recapping real housewives of new york uh but more excitingly which is literally anything in the world
hello and welcome to watch where crap ends a podcast about all that crap on bravo that we just love to talk about i'm ben mandelker joining me today the one and only ronnie carom hi ronnie how are you oh hello ben i'm great how are you i'm fantastic very excited today we are recapping real housewives of new york uh but more excitingly which is literally anything in the world
Uber's like, oh, dude, I am not feeling good because of that fucking cheese.
Uber's like, oh, dude, I am not feeling good because of that fucking cheese.
And Uber's like, oh, can I have my room back?
And Uber's like, oh, can I have my room back?
It's Keurig.
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Yeah, she says there's different levels of homophobia. Like, oh, I love gay people. They're everywhere. But when it's your daughter, it's like a little different. So she hasn't met... Her mom hasn't met Mel in years. They met years ago. And she hasn't seen the kids. And, you know, it's basically because of this, you know, Raquel's kids don't really have a grandmother, you know.
Yeah, she says there's different levels of homophobia. Like, oh, I love gay people. They're everywhere. But when it's your daughter, it's like a little different. So she hasn't met... Her mom hasn't met Mel in years. They met years ago. And she hasn't seen the kids. And, you know, it's basically because of this, you know, Raquel's kids don't really have a grandmother, you know.
And she says, one of the most hurtful parts is that my children have been robbed of a grandmother. And they feel it. They feel the absence. And... It's very difficult. And then Sai tells us that she will never not speak to her children. She would never allow it.
And she says, one of the most hurtful parts is that my children have been robbed of a grandmother. And they feel it. They feel the absence. And... It's very difficult. And then Sai tells us that she will never not speak to her children. She would never allow it.
And, you know, but like there's a lot of like old school Latinas who have a hard time admitting their faults and they sweep things under the rug.
And, you know, but like there's a lot of like old school Latinas who have a hard time admitting their faults and they sweep things under the rug.
Yeah. So then she's like, well, I was speaking on the phone to my mother and she was explaining she's got these heart palpitations that she's been getting and she thought she was having a heart attack. And I asked her before and she was like, I said, is it anxiety? And she goes, I don't know. And, you know, normally she said, no, it's not. But this time she said, I don't know.
Yeah. So then she's like, well, I was speaking on the phone to my mother and she was explaining she's got these heart palpitations that she's been getting and she thought she was having a heart attack. And I asked her before and she was like, I said, is it anxiety? And she goes, I don't know. And, you know, normally she said, no, it's not. But this time she said, I don't know.
And I just feel like it's scary. And like, children, we're just more open in our generation. And, you know, I understand why she has heart palpitations because, you know, the killing of the Russian general sends a message, but it doesn't change the war. Sorry, scrolling. Scrolling, Ronnie. Scrolling.
And I just feel like it's scary. And like, children, we're just more open in our generation. And, you know, I understand why she has heart palpitations because, you know, the killing of the Russian general sends a message, but it doesn't change the war. Sorry, scrolling. Scrolling, Ronnie. Scrolling.
We just got our links. We just got our links for Texas, our Texas shows and our Charlotte shows. So as soon as we're done doing this recap, I'm going to. Copy and paste them and put them on our website so you can get your tickets to go see these shows. Here is the update. This is the schedule, okay? There's going to be an artist presale on Thursday, December 19th. That's gonna be at 10 a.m.
We just got our links. We just got our links for Texas, our Texas shows and our Charlotte shows. So as soon as we're done doing this recap, I'm going to. Copy and paste them and put them on our website so you can get your tickets to go see these shows. Here is the update. This is the schedule, okay? There's going to be an artist presale on Thursday, December 19th. That's gonna be at 10 a.m.
Again, this speaks to the poor direction of this show. I think they're giving us these scenes to give texture to these women and subtext and texture and make us understand and see them as three-dimensional people. I get all that. But also, it's just like...
Again, this speaks to the poor direction of this show. I think they're giving us these scenes to give texture to these women and subtext and texture and make us understand and see them as three-dimensional people. I get all that. But also, it's just like...
I feel like the big mistake with this reboot is that Bravo is trying to make these people our best friends and make us want to bond with them and want to hang out with them and want to aspire to be them. And that is just not what the real Housewives is all about. And in fact,
I feel like the big mistake with this reboot is that Bravo is trying to make these people our best friends and make us want to bond with them and want to hang out with them and want to aspire to be them. And that is just not what the real Housewives is all about. And in fact,
The goofier and sillier and campier these women are, that's usually when we actually feel bonded to them and want to hang out with them. We all want to hang out with, like, Luann and Sonya. Well, maybe not Sonya. Maybe too much of a mess. Dorinda. Like, heck, if someone said they want to hang out with Kyle Richards, I would get it.
The goofier and sillier and campier these women are, that's usually when we actually feel bonded to them and want to hang out with them. We all want to hang out with, like, Luann and Sonya. Well, maybe not Sonya. Maybe too much of a mess. Dorinda. Like, heck, if someone said they want to hang out with Kyle Richards, I would get it.
But, like, we want to hang out with them because we've been in the trenches with them in the silliness of the show, not because we can sit there and bond over the sadness in our lives.
But, like, we want to hang out with them because we've been in the trenches with them in the silliness of the show, not because we can sit there and bond over the sadness in our lives.
And Rebecca's like, but last night, did you not think that we had it out? Did you not see how much I was squinting? It was just like a machine gun of squints. Like I was like Rambo. I was like squint Rambo. Was that not enough for you? She's like, no. She's like, really? Squimbo. That was a squimbo.
And Rebecca's like, but last night, did you not think that we had it out? Did you not see how much I was squinting? It was just like a machine gun of squints. Like I was like Rambo. I was like squint Rambo. Was that not enough for you? She's like, no. She's like, really? Squimbo. That was a squimbo.
And Rebecca's like, she's like, I mean, it's like, Jenna says, no, I just, it just doesn't seem like you were having it out. She goes, oh, well, it's just, it's how you deal with a child when they're having a tantrum. Just squint at them. It works every single time.
And Rebecca's like, she's like, I mean, it's like, Jenna says, no, I just, it just doesn't seem like you were having it out. She goes, oh, well, it's just, it's how you deal with a child when they're having a tantrum. Just squint at them. It works every single time.
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And Rebecca's like, I mean, I think you can't throw stones if you like. And Jenna goes, if you live in a glass house. Oh my God, thank you. I didn't know where I was going with that sentence. Jessel's like,
And Rebecca's like, I mean, I think you can't throw stones if you like. And Jenna goes, if you live in a glass house. Oh my God, thank you. I didn't know where I was going with that sentence. Jessel's like,
well i think she has a lot to get through i mean if she's gonna do this baby with gideon i mean and rebecca's like really it's like yeah and then jenna's like yeah i know i just i didn't realize they were doing it together i mean but it's awesome it's cool that they're gonna try to do that yeah and uh they're all talking about wow gideon's so great and oh it's not hypocritical at all that brent
well i think she has a lot to get through i mean if she's gonna do this baby with gideon i mean and rebecca's like really it's like yeah and then jenna's like yeah i know i just i didn't realize they were doing it together i mean but it's awesome it's cool that they're gonna try to do that yeah and uh they're all talking about wow gideon's so great and oh it's not hypocritical at all that brent
If ever I need a good piece of fish, a good piece of meat, I am going to Whole Foods. It is without question the best place for me to find those sort of things.
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And I say this as someone who made quite a mess in her virginity bed, which I still have. Literally just squirted. Squirted all over that virginity bed. Rebecca's like, I think in just in a situation where it's just like her and I, we can like sort of come to like, oh, let's all get along and let's just like be nice.
And I say this as someone who made quite a mess in her virginity bed, which I still have. Literally just squirted. Squirted all over that virginity bed. Rebecca's like, I think in just in a situation where it's just like her and I, we can like sort of come to like, oh, let's all get along and let's just like be nice.
And I can just remind her that I have succeeded in every way that she has failed in life. And I think that'll be okay.
And I can just remind her that I have succeeded in every way that she has failed in life. And I think that'll be okay.
Mom seems fine, but we know it's not. We know it's like she's on camera, she's on best behavior, but the mom seems fine to us. I'm not going to discount Raquel on this one, though, but it's just funny.
Mom seems fine, but we know it's not. We know it's like she's on camera, she's on best behavior, but the mom seems fine to us. I'm not going to discount Raquel on this one, though, but it's just funny.
One of the classic tropes on Bravo is that someone will just talk for episodes about how awful their mom is, and then their mom comes onto TV, and they're like, hi, honey, how's it going?
One of the classic tropes on Bravo is that someone will just talk for episodes about how awful their mom is, and then their mom comes onto TV, and they're like, hi, honey, how's it going?
um so she introduces her mom to everyone and um hugging and Brynn empathizes because she hasn't spoken to her biological mom in 15 years so she you know she she imagines how special this is they talk about bacalao which I've never had but now I actually really want to try it because it sounded delicious all I heard was like salt fish and I love a salty fish so Yeah, no, I give me some bacalao.
um so she introduces her mom to everyone and um hugging and Brynn empathizes because she hasn't spoken to her biological mom in 15 years so she you know she she imagines how special this is they talk about bacalao which I've never had but now I actually really want to try it because it sounded delicious all I heard was like salt fish and I love a salty fish so Yeah, no, I give me some bacalao.
Find me some bacalao, people. And then Rebecca is, I think Rebecca was like.
Find me some bacalao, people. And then Rebecca is, I think Rebecca was like.
And, of course, Jenna leaves out Jessel. She's like, where's my smoochy smooch on the lips? Like, what the heck? I literally look like a vagina. Wouldn't you want to put a mouth in me? And then the producer's like, by the way, Jessel, have you ever dipped your toe in the lady pond? She's like, no, I never did that. So maybe I'll do that when I'm 56 and bored of Parvitt.
And, of course, Jenna leaves out Jessel. She's like, where's my smoochy smooch on the lips? Like, what the heck? I literally look like a vagina. Wouldn't you want to put a mouth in me? And then the producer's like, by the way, Jessel, have you ever dipped your toe in the lady pond? She's like, no, I never did that. So maybe I'll do that when I'm 56 and bored of Parvitt.
The links, I'm putting them up as soon as we're done here. Really excited. Also, help us out with the crappies. We are formulating the ballot. But by this point, the story asking for suggestions is going to probably be gone. But we will get a post up on Instagram and leave comments with your favorite moments of the year, your favorite fights.
The links, I'm putting them up as soon as we're done here. Really excited. Also, help us out with the crappies. We are formulating the ballot. But by this point, the story asking for suggestions is going to probably be gone. But we will get a post up on Instagram and leave comments with your favorite moments of the year, your favorite fights.
And then a genuine funny moment happens and Jessel's like, so when was the last time you guys saw each other? And Raquel's like, about six years ago. And Marianne's like, yeah, it was a few months after Maria. So she came down to help me out. And Jessel's like, and Maria is your daughter. Hurricane Maria. More of this, please.
And then a genuine funny moment happens and Jessel's like, so when was the last time you guys saw each other? And Raquel's like, about six years ago. And Marianne's like, yeah, it was a few months after Maria. So she came down to help me out. And Jessel's like, and Maria is your daughter. Hurricane Maria. More of this, please.
That's not how hurricanes work, Jessel. Are you sure? Are we talking about lanterns? No, actual hurricanes. So she's like, what? I mean, in all fairness, that hurricane happened when? Like 2019, 2018? I thought Maria was his sister or something. I don't fucking know.
That's not how hurricanes work, Jessel. Are you sure? Are we talking about lanterns? No, actual hurricanes. So she's like, what? I mean, in all fairness, that hurricane happened when? Like 2019, 2018? I thought Maria was his sister or something. I don't fucking know.
What's the deal with Bridgerton anyway? I mean, there's no bridges and nothing weighs a ton. Might as well call it land a few pounds. Sidewalk life. Sidewalk. Hey. Have you ever seen a show called Sidewalk Light? I have. It's actually what Bridgerton's really called. Sidewalk Pound. Hey, I guess it's British, though, so it would be Sidewalk Graham. Street Level Lounge.
What's the deal with Bridgerton anyway? I mean, there's no bridges and nothing weighs a ton. Might as well call it land a few pounds. Sidewalk life. Sidewalk. Hey. Have you ever seen a show called Sidewalk Light? I have. It's actually what Bridgerton's really called. Sidewalk Pound. Hey, I guess it's British, though, so it would be Sidewalk Graham. Street Level Lounge.
Yeah, it was terrible. There was not, there's just like, there's no, the streetlights were out for like a year. They didn't like, water would come in, water would come out. You know, Jess was like, I'm sorry, are we still talking about your boring cousin Maria? But Maria should pay her electricity then. I'm just saying. It's not that difficult. Just like stop at the stop signs and drive forward.
Yeah, it was terrible. There was not, there's just like, there's no, the streetlights were out for like a year. They didn't like, water would come in, water would come out. You know, Jess was like, I'm sorry, are we still talking about your boring cousin Maria? But Maria should pay her electricity then. I'm just saying. It's not that difficult. Just like stop at the stop signs and drive forward.
Why do you need electricity, Maria?
Why do you need electricity, Maria?
Done. Is that for Maria? Listen, don't take it personally, Raquel. Once you get to a certain age, you do not understand how to use Apple products. That's just how it is.
Done. Is that for Maria? Listen, don't take it personally, Raquel. Once you get to a certain age, you do not understand how to use Apple products. That's just how it is.
So, you know, Apple TV, if they call me, it's like, I have a quick question. Apple TV is not working. She'll never call me, though.
So, you know, Apple TV, if they call me, it's like, I have a quick question. Apple TV is not working. She'll never call me, though.
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So, Uba goes to hang out with Sai, and Uba was saying that she was afraid that there was going to be a lot of tears. And Sai was saying, like, no, no, no. She's like my mom. You know, like, they just ignore everything. Some mothers are just very tough. And she's like, mine, if she did something wrong, she'd just pick up exactly where she left off. Like, we don't even talk about it.
So, Uba goes to hang out with Sai, and Uba was saying that she was afraid that there was going to be a lot of tears. And Sai was saying, like, no, no, no. She's like my mom. You know, like, they just ignore everything. Some mothers are just very tough. And she's like, mine, if she did something wrong, she'd just pick up exactly where she left off. Like, we don't even talk about it.
You know, I think she just has the same sort of mom as me. Puerto Ricans, especially back in the day, they just were...
You know, I think she just has the same sort of mom as me. Puerto Ricans, especially back in the day, they just were...
Yeah. And now we're in old San Juan. And Uba has chosen to wear a kitten heel with a spike, which is scandalizing people, especially Jessel, because Jessel's like, how do you even walk like that? And Brynn is... Rebecca goes up. Rebecca tells Brynn, like, hey, by the way, at some point, I'd like to talk to you. I will not even squint. It'll be full-eyed. And I hope you will accept this.
Yeah. And now we're in old San Juan. And Uba has chosen to wear a kitten heel with a spike, which is scandalizing people, especially Jessel, because Jessel's like, how do you even walk like that? And Brynn is... Rebecca goes up. Rebecca tells Brynn, like, hey, by the way, at some point, I'd like to talk to you. I will not even squint. It'll be full-eyed. And I hope you will accept this.
Let's scroll because it's like basically the group splits up into content creators who just like to take photos of themselves and non-content creators. And then it just goes and goes and goes.
Let's scroll because it's like basically the group splits up into content creators who just like to take photos of themselves and non-content creators. And then it just goes and goes and goes.
i would love that so then um uh bren so they're shopping and bren is with jenna uh wait who is she with no she's just talking and they're in a store with cocktails and aaron says oh my kids are facetiming me it's like oh my god let's answer so aaron's daughter layla is on the phone and she's crying and she's like
i would love that so then um uh bren so they're shopping and bren is with jenna uh wait who is she with no she's just talking and they're in a store with cocktails and aaron says oh my kids are facetiming me it's like oh my god let's answer so aaron's daughter layla is on the phone and she's crying and she's like
And Aaron's like, oh, I'm sorry. Do you want to go home?
And Aaron's like, oh, I'm sorry. Do you want to go home?
Come on, show. Jenna was like trying to talk shit or whatever. I don't know what it was, but like it was awkward. And then she immediately is like taking it back because she's like giggling. And Aaron's like, oh, yeah. Do you want to see his dick? And so then she pulls out a picture of Abe's dick. And they're like, oh, wow. They're like, okay. And Brynn's like,
Come on, show. Jenna was like trying to talk shit or whatever. I don't know what it was, but like it was awkward. And then she immediately is like taking it back because she's like giggling. And Aaron's like, oh, yeah. Do you want to see his dick? And so then she pulls out a picture of Abe's dick. And they're like, oh, wow. They're like, okay. And Brynn's like,
For the record, I did not solicit this. I did not, which I will give Brynn credit for that. So they're looking at it and they're like, oh, this is great.
For the record, I did not solicit this. I did not, which I will give Brynn credit for that. So they're looking at it and they're like, oh, this is great.
and now they talk about the penis for a while uh now are you offended by this penis what do you think offended well i think it's like a little weird just to like show like a private like dick pic or whatever the the analog would be for for like a woman i guess like i think a nude pic in general of like
and now they talk about the penis for a while uh now are you offended by this penis what do you think offended well i think it's like a little weird just to like show like a private like dick pic or whatever the the analog would be for for like a woman i guess like i think a nude pic in general of like
the person you're with just to show it to other people on tv too i don't know i mean but that could just be their relationship i mean if if they're cool with it then i don't care but like i don't think i would yeah i think it just depends on the reaction of the person you know what i mean like if if he's upset by it then i guess he would have something to stand by he would have a leg to stand on for a third leg to stand on apparently
the person you're with just to show it to other people on tv too i don't know i mean but that could just be their relationship i mean if if they're cool with it then i don't care but like i don't think i would yeah i think it just depends on the reaction of the person you know what i mean like if if he's upset by it then i guess he would have something to stand by he would have a leg to stand on for a third leg to stand on apparently
I just am like, I wouldn't do it, but if their relationship, if that's like within the parameters of their relationship, then I don't really care. So now they all go to lunch and they're all sitting around and they're all talking and Jenna is like, she's like, ooh, Uber, can I touch your boobs? And she's like, no, squeeze them. Don't do it like a basic bitch. They're the best.
I just am like, I wouldn't do it, but if their relationship, if that's like within the parameters of their relationship, then I don't really care. So now they all go to lunch and they're all sitting around and they're all talking and Jenna is like, she's like, ooh, Uber, can I touch your boobs? And she's like, no, squeeze them. Don't do it like a basic bitch. They're the best.
My ass feels the same and I don't even work out. This is a non-basic bitch ass.
My ass feels the same and I don't even work out. This is a non-basic bitch ass.
So Rebecca's just talking about how she got this pic that Aaron showed it. And Rebecca's like, what, you got something Aaron dropped to you?
So Rebecca's just talking about how she got this pic that Aaron showed it. And Rebecca's like, what, you got something Aaron dropped to you?
So they talk about the dick and they're saying it was a great dick, great dick pic, et cetera.
So they talk about the dick and they're saying it was a great dick, great dick pic, et cetera.
And Rebecca's like, it leads me to imagine like, was it hard? Was it soft? And Raquel's like, I don't want to see Abe's dick. Even when I was straight, I wouldn't want to see someone else's dick. By the way, this is the other sign that when a show doesn't have any content, they ask like everyone to weigh in on some stupid shit like this. So it's like a carousel of people talking about Abe's dick.
And Rebecca's like, it leads me to imagine like, was it hard? Was it soft? And Raquel's like, I don't want to see Abe's dick. Even when I was straight, I wouldn't want to see someone else's dick. By the way, this is the other sign that when a show doesn't have any content, they ask like everyone to weigh in on some stupid shit like this. So it's like a carousel of people talking about Abe's dick.
So then Uba says, Uba's like, no, not into this or whatever.
So then Uba says, Uba's like, no, not into this or whatever.
They're like any JPEG. So it was like, actually, I have to say, I don't want it. I don't want to see it. Whatever. I wouldn't want it. And Raquel's like, she's like, oh, that's weird. Like, I don't want to see his dick. And it was like, I absolutely don't want it. I respect Abe too much. And she just basically winds up saying, and Aaron's like, well, am I being disrespectful by showing it?
They're like any JPEG. So it was like, actually, I have to say, I don't want it. I don't want to see it. Whatever. I wouldn't want it. And Raquel's like, she's like, oh, that's weird. Like, I don't want to see his dick. And it was like, I absolutely don't want it. I respect Abe too much. And she just basically winds up saying, and Aaron's like, well, am I being disrespectful by showing it?
now I'm going to feel bad about this. And she was like, I would be dumb if I show out of his dick, literally like I would never do that. You know, I, for me personally. So I think Uber's just saying where she stands on it. And then Aaron of course is like, Oh, It's very hard for me to decipher what's going to trigger Uba's intense reaction.
now I'm going to feel bad about this. And she was like, I would be dumb if I show out of his dick, literally like I would never do that. You know, I, for me personally. So I think Uber's just saying where she stands on it. And then Aaron of course is like, Oh, It's very hard for me to decipher what's going to trigger Uba's intense reaction.
And I don't know why my personal situation with my husband and what I've shown has made her so upset. She's not so upset. She's just saying, no, I wouldn't do that. If I did that with Oliver, that would be stupid because she's basically saying Oliver wouldn't like it. She's not like, oh my God.
And I don't know why my personal situation with my husband and what I've shown has made her so upset. She's not so upset. She's just saying, no, I wouldn't do that. If I did that with Oliver, that would be stupid because she's basically saying Oliver wouldn't like it. She's not like, oh my God.
But this is such an errant thing to do is to paint Uba like she's having this big, intense, triggered reaction when Uba's just saying what everyone else is saying. Like, no, this would not be for me.
But this is such an errant thing to do is to paint Uba like she's having this big, intense, triggered reaction when Uba's just saying what everyone else is saying. Like, no, this would not be for me.
This is a live podcast. Um, last week, last week, I started the episode with a bold proclamation that I really enjoyed last week's episode of Real Housewives of New York. And I am proud to announce that the streak continues as in the streak of boring episodes. And it resumed this week. Back to hating it. What, I mean, what are they doing to us?
This is a live podcast. Um, last week, last week, I started the episode with a bold proclamation that I really enjoyed last week's episode of Real Housewives of New York. And I am proud to announce that the streak continues as in the streak of boring episodes. And it resumed this week. Back to hating it. What, I mean, what are they doing to us?
Because I'll do it. Si then looks at Jessel's feet and she's like, oh my God, look at Jessel's feet.
Because I'll do it. Si then looks at Jessel's feet and she's like, oh my God, look at Jessel's feet.
And look at Brynn trying to agitate people again.
And look at Brynn trying to agitate people again.
them happy they didn't no they were just like it feels sort of like a violation of his privacy a little bit and brynn is like and uber was about to go crazy you guys for so much talk about gaslighting on this show like there's a like i don't know whether or not this is the correct definition this seems to be the colloquial definition the informal definition you guys are really gaslighting uber right here she just thought it was tacky and you guys are making it seem like she was having this giant loud violent reaction
them happy they didn't no they were just like it feels sort of like a violation of his privacy a little bit and brynn is like and uber was about to go crazy you guys for so much talk about gaslighting on this show like there's a like i don't know whether or not this is the correct definition this seems to be the colloquial definition the informal definition you guys are really gaslighting uber right here she just thought it was tacky and you guys are making it seem like she was having this giant loud violent reaction
Tequila bottle in Aaron's mouth. Oh, there's a body shot and everything.
Tequila bottle in Aaron's mouth. Oh, there's a body shot and everything.
And then Brynn gives kind of like a template apology. It was actually a good apology because she kind of hit all the right notes, but it was actually funny to me because it was, it almost felt like she'd gone to HR and they said, here's how you should apologize to someone. She's like, I'm sorry for ripping your head off. That's not cool. And it's not okay.
And then Brynn gives kind of like a template apology. It was actually a good apology because she kind of hit all the right notes, but it was actually funny to me because it was, it almost felt like she'd gone to HR and they said, here's how you should apologize to someone. She's like, I'm sorry for ripping your head off. That's not cool. And it's not okay.
Even if I'm going through stuff, it's never okay to have that reaction. Thank you for being the better person and apologizing and initiating this conversation. But I should be the first to apologize because it wasn't right. My reaction was a reflection of me and my insecurity and not having anything to do with you.
Even if I'm going through stuff, it's never okay to have that reaction. Thank you for being the better person and apologizing and initiating this conversation. But I should be the first to apologize because it wasn't right. My reaction was a reflection of me and my insecurity and not having anything to do with you.
I love how she's like surprised that Gideon's not into it. Like anyone who watched that episode where she was like, so I was thinking like maybe you can have a baby with me. And he just stares at her and blinks and gives her like a polite British smile. It's like. I would love that. I would love absolutely nothing more. He's like, oh, wow.
I love how she's like surprised that Gideon's not into it. Like anyone who watched that episode where she was like, so I was thinking like maybe you can have a baby with me. And he just stares at her and blinks and gives her like a polite British smile. It's like. I would love that. I would love absolutely nothing more. He's like, oh, wow.
Hey, Bryn, it's like she's in her own TV show called Bryngerton. This is totally Bryngerton material. You ever hear about Bryngerton? It's like Bridgerton, but it's with Bryn and a British guy.
Hey, Bryn, it's like she's in her own TV show called Bryngerton. This is totally Bryngerton material. You ever hear about Bryngerton? It's like Bridgerton, but it's with Bryn and a British guy.
um okay so now where are we so they kind of bond and Rebecca's like says that her attention was never to hurt her it was just it was a it was a culmination of like the first time they met like Brynn was just poking and poking and poking and being an asshole so we see flashbacks to that and Rebecca's like I just was like that frustration like I should have just nipped it in the bud the first time and I just feel like why is she coming for me like that like I barely know you and I'm
um okay so now where are we so they kind of bond and Rebecca's like says that her attention was never to hurt her it was just it was a it was a culmination of like the first time they met like Brynn was just poking and poking and poking and being an asshole so we see flashbacks to that and Rebecca's like I just was like that frustration like I should have just nipped it in the bud the first time and I just feel like why is she coming for me like that like I barely know you and I'm
Love to get to know you better. That's a lie. I don't, I actually have like very successful friends that I'm friends with instead, but like, I just don't want to have conflict with you because you're just not important enough to have conflict with. So it's just like annoying that I have to have it. You know what I'm saying? Right.
Love to get to know you better. That's a lie. I don't, I actually have like very successful friends that I'm friends with instead, but like, I just don't want to have conflict with you because you're just not important enough to have conflict with. So it's just like annoying that I have to have it. You know what I'm saying? Right.
But she accepts the apology, and they hug it out, and they're going to move forward and everything. And, you know, Rebecca's like, yay. They're going to get mani-pedis and everything. And Brynn's like, maybe I'll have to go shopping. Maybe I'll go to Nordstrom Rack. So then they just say they're going to just start over. Start over. Start over. Yay. Everything is great. A new line in the sand.
But she accepts the apology, and they hug it out, and they're going to move forward and everything. And, you know, Rebecca's like, yay. They're going to get mani-pedis and everything. And Brynn's like, maybe I'll have to go shopping. Maybe I'll go to Nordstrom Rack. So then they just say they're going to just start over. Start over. Start over. Yay. Everything is great. A new line in the sand.
Three hours later, finally, the show gets a policy. And it looks like there's going to be a big tussle next week. There's Jessel drama, Aaron drama, Uba drama.
Three hours later, finally, the show gets a policy. And it looks like there's going to be a big tussle next week. There's Jessel drama, Aaron drama, Uba drama.
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Just take it away. This whole episode should have been like a seven minute segment as part of like, you know, like whatever's coming up next week. But like, this is the age old thing when they have, if the episode order is too long, they've got to stretch out the content. And then we as the audience are the one that actually suffers.
Just take it away. This whole episode should have been like a seven minute segment as part of like, you know, like whatever's coming up next week. But like, this is the age old thing when they have, if the episode order is too long, they've got to stretch out the content. And then we as the audience are the one that actually suffers.
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yeah it's just sad because ronnie was a jewel in the crown and now it's a scroll show but you know what it is what it is and hopefully we will move onwards and upwards so we are still in puerto rico we're at dinner and uh rebecca has just told brin that um she's a bully basically you've been a bully ever since i met you like i am literally having diarrhea because of how much you're bullying me and brin's like
yeah it's just sad because ronnie was a jewel in the crown and now it's a scroll show but you know what it is what it is and hopefully we will move onwards and upwards so we are still in puerto rico we're at dinner and uh rebecca has just told brin that um she's a bully basically you've been a bully ever since i met you like i am literally having diarrhea because of how much you're bullying me and brin's like
Strong line of judge. No, the moment I saw her squinty, her squinty eye, I was like, oh, I love her. I love her because there was so much judgment. Like if you can have so much judgment without even saying words, it's like an automatic win in my book. And like you said, it's like we've been like, like she's been soaking it all in.
Strong line of judge. No, the moment I saw her squinty, her squinty eye, I was like, oh, I love her. I love her because there was so much judgment. Like if you can have so much judgment without even saying words, it's like an automatic win in my book. And like you said, it's like we've been like, like she's been soaking it all in.
And finally the lasers came out of the squints and she's like, oh, Brian, you're a bully.
And finally the lasers came out of the squints and she's like, oh, Brian, you're a bully.
But also, I was like, you know, so, you know, I'll get into this in a second. I'm going to hold my point for a moment. But the point is that Rebecca basically, like, has Brynn, and Brynn is like, you know what?
But also, I was like, you know, so, you know, I'll get into this in a second. I'm going to hold my point for a moment. But the point is that Rebecca basically, like, has Brynn, and Brynn is like, you know what?
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Mm-hmm. Then let me tell you something. This is coming from two queens here who cannot stand when people are like talking about like, well, as a mother, as a mother, it's like our least favorite thing. And we don't like it when people say like, I don't like it when people are like, are you going to have a baby? You're going to have a baby. I'm like, I'm not going to have a baby.
Mm-hmm. Then let me tell you something. This is coming from two queens here who cannot stand when people are like talking about like, well, as a mother, as a mother, it's like our least favorite thing. And we don't like it when people say like, I don't like it when people are like, are you going to have a baby? You're going to have a baby. I'm like, I'm not going to have a baby.
I'm not going to have a baby. Okay. So I get all that.
I'm not going to have a baby. Okay. So I get all that.
Would I still say that Rebecca Minkoff has children crawling all over her bed and she just wants some peace and quiet. And I can concede that I can concede that.
Would I still say that Rebecca Minkoff has children crawling all over her bed and she just wants some peace and quiet. And I can concede that I can concede that.
Now, I do think there are parents that use the parent card to get shit. Be like, I just have kids. You don't understand. And I'm like, you're using the parent card. I don't like that. But I just think in this case, I'm allowing the parent card because Brynn has been obnoxious. And she was obnoxious about this whole room thing. And she forced Rebecca to room, just assigned her a roommate situation.
Now, I do think there are parents that use the parent card to get shit. Be like, I just have kids. You don't understand. And I'm like, you're using the parent card. I don't like that. But I just think in this case, I'm allowing the parent card because Brynn has been obnoxious. And she was obnoxious about this whole room thing. And she forced Rebecca to room, just assigned her a roommate situation.
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And then she's like, why are you annoyed? And Rebecca's finally like, because I'm a kid. parent and i wanted to have some sleep because i've got four kids crawling on me and i guess what i just had to design a handbag that looks like elfaba's crotch for this damn tv show so i'm tired i am tired
And then she's like, why are you annoyed? And Rebecca's finally like, because I'm a kid. parent and i wanted to have some sleep because i've got four kids crawling on me and i guess what i just had to design a handbag that looks like elfaba's crotch for this damn tv show so i'm tired i am tired
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I will tell you, this show does remind me of Wicked, mainly the part where the poppies opened up and everyone fell asleep. So Rebecca is like, you took that, like, way too seriously.
I will tell you, this show does remind me of Wicked, mainly the part where the poppies opened up and everyone fell asleep. So Rebecca is like, you took that, like, way too seriously.
And Brynn's saying this because the expected response is Rebecca saying, and I don't want to fight with you two. I actually really like you. But instead, Rebecca goes, well, then you can stop.
And Brynn's saying this because the expected response is Rebecca saying, and I don't want to fight with you two. I actually really like you. But instead, Rebecca goes, well, then you can stop.
The house in Newport Beach that has a dent in it gets to say time to move on.
The house in Newport Beach that has a dent in it gets to say time to move on.
Yeah, I have two separate rants that I would like to intertwine if I can, possibly. Number one, act one. Act one. Act one is Bryn, you can't be coaching Rebecca on camera saying, come on, you got to give it back a little bit. Spice it up. You can't be talking about all this time. Oh, you're doing the prank. You're going to lean into it because you want to spice it up.
Yeah, I have two separate rants that I would like to intertwine if I can, possibly. Number one, act one. Act one. Act one is Bryn, you can't be coaching Rebecca on camera saying, come on, you got to give it back a little bit. Spice it up. You can't be talking about all this time. Oh, you're doing the prank. You're going to lean into it because you want to spice it up.
And honestly, there's so much to watch on Max. From True Detective, The Last of Us, Succession, there's really so much that I would want to watch while I have my DoorDash deliver me stuff.
And honestly, there's so much to watch on Max. From True Detective, The Last of Us, Succession, there's really so much that I would want to watch while I have my DoorDash deliver me stuff.
You want to lean into the housewife stuff. You're all about this. And yet now we finally have a fight that like, I personally am invested in and I think is a good one and could be entertaining. And then you just are going to be like, okay, well we should just move on. No, we sat through a boring season. Let us have a full, a full fleshed out fight.
You want to lean into the housewife stuff. You're all about this. And yet now we finally have a fight that like, I personally am invested in and I think is a good one and could be entertaining. And then you just are going to be like, okay, well we should just move on. No, we sat through a boring season. Let us have a full, a full fleshed out fight.
You don't get to do that defying gravity and close act one, act two. Okay. Raquel, Raquel, I'm going to come for you a little bit here too. Okay. I, I mean, this is the last time we have to do this disclaimer. No, not Raquel. What'd Raquel do? This is a minor one. This really should have been Act 1. But, like, Raquel, here's the thing. This should have been the overture. This is the Act 2 lull.
You don't get to do that defying gravity and close act one, act two. Okay. Raquel, Raquel, I'm going to come for you a little bit here too. Okay. I, I mean, this is the last time we have to do this disclaimer. No, not Raquel. What'd Raquel do? This is a minor one. This really should have been Act 1. But, like, Raquel, here's the thing. This should have been the overture. This is the Act 2 lull.
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wow heather heather and i have had so many poor people put their blood sweat and tears into this house and i used to feel like i wanted to be buried in the backyard i never wanted to leave and i strangely feel like it's not mine anymore and i'm okay with that because now i'm even more wealthy than i was before god i can't wait to just order more nobu and throw it out
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What I'm trying to say to you, honey, is that when I look at you, I think of a banister.
So she's like, oh, I'm not perfect.
By the way, can we talk about that?
Emily was horrible tonight.
That's why I didn't tell any of them that we sold her house.
And he goes, well, what are you going to say when they ask you, why didn't you tell us?
And she goes, well, I think I'm avoiding it.
I mean, how do you share something when you're damned if you do, damned if you're much wealthier than everyone else?
It's like I always say to Gina, don't poke holes in my yacht.
It won't make your canoe go faster.
Gina, that's not plywood.
Yes, there are weeds in the sea.
It was 100% Michael Buble doing that.
So Heather starts crying.
She's like, I am so excited.
And I will walk out of this house, through the owner's entrance, of course, with such a happy heart.
And really hope that the people we sold it to have the same amazing, beautiful memories of scolding their staff and putting Richard Marks in the basement and pouring water on his head and saying, it's a new water feature, Richard Marks, and you're the star of it.
And Heather goes, where are we going next?
And Terry goes, wherever it is, it'll be on a private jet.
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Archie's like, I just don't really want to have the ball anymore.
So Tamara FaceTimes and she goes, hey, are you outside?
I'm like, what part of Shannon standing at her pool says this is the kitchen?
She goes, how do you feel?
My stomach's drooping.
Apparently gravity is a real issue for me and my anger's at nine.
I haven't been able to find a replacement jam.
So yeah, I'm not feeling so good, but it's not COVID at least.
I just want to say I would have joined in on that Heather Dubrow laugh, but I physically can't do it.
Well, I got a call from Heather last night and I wasn't happy about it.
It was hard to hear her because her voice just sounded like a thousand echoes.
It was like she was standing in a giant empty hall.
I don't know why that was.
And Tamara's like, oh yeah, what was the purpose of the call?
And so then we see a date earlier.
Heather calls from the mansion and is like,
I'm sorry you didn't feel well, but why didn't you text me back on Tuesday?
She's like, well, I didn't know.
I had been de-jammed, and I was in a seat.
There's a run on smugglers right now, apparently, in Orange County, and it's a real problem for me.
So Shannon's like, eight years later, Dubrow's still scolding me for not responding on time.
So Tamara's like, she's talking about Mexico, and Tamara's looking at the resort, and then she goes, holy shit, holy shit, I just got a text message.
Yeah, we're hot for each other.
Wait, another text message.
Heather and Terry the bro are selling their famous bitch home.
Multiple bitches confirmed.
Wow, the couple just closed on sale for $55 million.
yeah yeah so then everyone starts to facetime and everyone's cannot believe especially jen jen is like this is the thing that has finally rocked jen she is like 55 million fucking dollars yeah this is crazy i've why can't i why what do we need to do i want 50 million dollars i play the lottery sometimes uh
I think the answer is we have to start up our own show on Fireside.
I think that's where the money is.
The house that Knitting built.
The house that Taking Down Deb and Carol built.
So then everyone, of course, makes it about them.
Everyone's like, wow, she didn't even tell us.
And Gina's like, wow, you would think that you would say, hey, guys, this just came up.
Do you not remember that you spent the whole middle section of the season throwing Heather under the bus multiple times over and over and over again, and now you want her to potentially jeopardize the sale?
I personally think that Heather wanted to have a moment.
Like she said later, she probably wanted to have a moment in Mexico where she announced it.
Well, one of the reasons why I wanted to do this is to invite people that I love or at least feel bad for, in the case of Gina, and who I think could be content creators or at least, you know, should feel content in their life, like Gina, perhaps someday.
But, yeah, it got out.
Because you know that Josh Altman is going to sing it from the –
Sing it from the rooftops.
If there's a top, he's going to sing it from it.
so now it's nighttime and jen and her mom go to a restaurant uh that has a sign inside it that says bitch don't kill my vibe so classy bliss and ryan's there yeah and like every place in this town is called cocina something or cucina something so um it's certainly not cocina toscana that's for sure
So Ryan is wearing just about as bad of a jacket.
Like he is like, it's a special occasion.
The worst jacket that I have.
It's like a jean jacket, but it has big camo panels in it.
And then the camo pad on the back has stuff written on it.
It's so, it's like, I love pussy in cursive.
It's just like, keep up good vibes or something like that.
Well, this is a massive moment because my family means everything to me, even though I apparently mean nothing to them.
Funny how that works.
And the producer's like, do they know that Ryan's cheating?
And Jen says, well, my mom said, is he going to do it to you?
Do you have any concerns?
Are your standards really that low?
Are you really my daughter?
Wow, have you remembered anything I ever taught you about self-respect?
Okay, well, have fun with him.
And I like that he wore two different shirts at once.
It was like one shirt on the left and one shirt on the right.
He's like, I'm auditioning to be in the Orange County version of Victor Victoria.
So then there's some lady, I think her name is Layla.
I'm the waiter and the busboy.
She's like, oh yeah, you can do scripted, you can do unscripted.
And at 40, I decided to get a divorce.
I said, I want a new life.
I want a life where I put on jackets of different kind of patterns and has some writing on it.
And I wasn't happy with single pattern shirts.
So I decided I needed to save myself at the end of our marriage.
So if you have any questions to ask, none of this is rehearsed and I'm not being slick whatsoever.
You can do anything with Fireside.
Again, did you miss a concert 15 years ago?
Because let me tell you something.
Will was a great man.
He was a great father and a great husband.
You know, he bought me so many Barbra Streisand CDs.
He just knew what I needed.
And I would have to say probably the best man that Jen's ever going to marry.
And Jen's like, well, he was a great dad and a great husband because he put up with your trash face.
We might be able to show it.
The world is your oyster on Fireside.
So Ryan says, you know, I would never anticipate at 46 sitting here with like Jen and Ryan plus seven deadly sins.
Is that seven deadly sins?
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, I could see that coming from mile away.
Actually, it's pretty easy.
I feel like I've had this backpack of bricks that has been on my back where a pack usually goes.
And as time goes on with Ryan and my mom, I feel like I'm like removing brick by brick by brick.
And then I got to a point where I say, why did I bring so many bricks to the restaurant?
What a strange choice to make.
She's like the Oklahoma Anne Margaret, you know?
So Emily is now packing for Mexico with Fisker.
Now it's time to transition to Mexico.
And so she's packing and talking to Fisker.
And then Jen is talking to Ryan about her mom.
The mom already called Ryan about making Thanksgiving plans.
And Jen's like, is that too much?
Is it too much for you?
And he goes, no, she's amazing.
And I'm excited for Mexico for you.
I'm excited that you are leaving this home right now for several days where I will be completely alone doing nothing by myself.
all on fireside now wait a second i would watch a mystery show with christopher winters i know but it's like they're they're what i'm saying is like they're i'm sure they're gonna have like top tier drama that we're all dying to see right next to the knitting lady and terry like drawing on people's faces oh watch us get an email be like hey do you want to do hey just watch your crap just want to do a show on fireside like yes absolutely fuck yeah i'm
And so anyway, the women all arrive at the airport and she's like, oh, my God, let's go to Mexico.
Get on your Pelotons, everyone.
We got some paddling to do.
So they they arrive there.
They get to Mexico very quickly.
Not even any footage of them on the plane, really.
And so then they're in the they're in the party bus and Shannon opens up some tequila and everyone's drinking from the bottle.
And Shannon's like, well, I always have fun on vacation.
You know, nonstop jam.
Fun vacation, Shannon.
But Mexico, well, that brings it to a whole other level.
Yo quiero más tequila, por favor.
You know, dodgeball in fifth grade is so traumatic and tragic.
It's much more fun when you just tell all your personal chefs, here, here's a pot, throw it at each other.
Now that's the kind of dodgeball I like.
So all this talk about like, oh, those two are going to be in a room and those two, and okay, we'll give the bigger one to those two because Heather's going to join them.
All these rooms are ginormous.
They have enormous, enormous suites that are like, they're so huge.
And Gina's like, oh my God, this suite is bigger than my condo.
Oh, is it a one bedroom?
So was the Domino's pizza you insisted we stop at on the way to the suite.
An open concept, quite frankly.
so they get ready for dinner and then so they go they basically they get to dinner they've got this beautiful beach side set up it's it's like windy it's and there's a lot of um these women patronizingly going hola hola hola hola hola oh my god alfredo you're here too i was afraid i wouldn't see you again hola senoras yo hablo espanol so that was uh shannon life in spanish
They're drinking these drinks out of these glasses that look like birds.
And Gina just keeps on prattling.
This is so beautiful.
I love all the hanging lanterns they have.
Look at the palm trees.
And then she tells us, so we're really not going to talk about the house and selling the house.
I'm like, you're the one talking about all the bullshit around.
Oh my God, they have the same flaws that I do.
I guess technically ours is dirt.
And by the way, Gina, and if Gina's here too, I just want to remind you that NDA has nothing to do with your children.
I can see you getting mad right now.
So then that lady, that same lady, they didn't even give her a mic.
Gina's just like, oh, my God.
What service is that?
So she's like, to be honest, I wasn't really sure how to discuss it.
She's like, I mean, she's talking from so far away.
I feel like in this group lately, if I say I'm excited about this, I'm bragging.
And if I didn't feel like I could, and I didn't feel like I could share it.
Because, you know, when you casually just make $55 million in a day, apparently that doesn't go over well.
She's like, it could be me hosting in my kitchen or you doing a scripted series.
Gina goes, you know, I care about Heather, you know, when it's convenient for me.
And we tell each other what's going on in each other's lives.
Like, I really have been there for her, except for those times when I wasn't responding to any of her phone calls or text messages.
This makes me question our entire friendship, which has been very transactional with me basically taking advantage of it well.
Yeah, well, maybe not you.
And Heather goes, well, we did not want this to get out to the press.
You don't even have a mic, so I don't think you're getting on our show.
And Jenny was like, yeah, but that's...
She goes, yeah, but that's like saying, if you tell me, it's going to get out to the press.
It's like, yes, that's exactly correct, Gina.
But anyway, yeah, I like the thought of that, though.
And Heather's like, what part about all the gossip of the season says anyone should trust anyone in this group with any secrets?
Gina's like, well, it'd be nice if we found out not from the press.
Like, literally, my iron actually told me this.
I have a talking iron.
I can't afford cable anymore, so I just pretend I hear the news from Asshole Appliances.
Exactly, lady who we hired to take Shannon's seat at the table.
I'm actually just trying to stop the Zika virus by catching little mosquitoes in my fingers.
I can do four at a time by doing air quotes.
Don't worry, they're sending me to New Jersey to take care of Lantern Flies Next.
So she says, when I get told that I'm staging paparazzi photos, I say, don't you know I went to the Syracuse School of Drama and Acting?
If I'm going to stage something, it's going to look a whole lot better than that photo.
And by the way, someone messaged us to say that actually the Dubros are a Disney family.
Apparently their kids go to Disney several times.
And this person said, I've actually seen them there twice.
So there you go, everyone.
Well, maybe I crack a joke once in a while, but at least hand me a taco.
You have not been nice to me.
I am a wealthy person.
And Emily goes, well, you should be able to take the... Should I...
Take the way you treated me at my event.
And Emily goes, well, I'm sorry.
You have HGs everywhere, so I made a comment about it.
I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
She goes, yes, HG Network.
So the waiter, the waiter up to the side goes, oh, the soap opera is good.
And of course Tamara told her.
Well, you were tossing the caviar this way.
I handed it to Tamara.
And then you had a piece of cucumber hanging out of your mouth like a fruit roll-up.
He goes, why can't you not differentiate between someone making a joke and someone being not nice?
And she's like, so everything's live on there?
And she goes, it's live.
But then the lives live on in perpetuity like a Peloton class.
I was like, oh, really?
So it's okay to body shame?
First of all, you started it.
You were being a dick first.
Second of all, this was not body shaming.
The big boobs, I feel like that's not a body shaming thing.
You're just trying to win this.
Heather snaps right back.
She goes, body shame?
As you're talking about my dolphin training suit?
Acting like I'm a regular person training animals to jump out of water?
Well, I wouldn't say Gina because not even Gina could.
Dolphins won't even listen to Gina.
Peloton is something that people who are rich or maybe even next to rich have and they get on a bike but the bike doesn't go anywhere and there's a TV attached and you pay money to do it.
It was embarrassing and inappropriate.
So Emily goes, well, I was very hurt by you because the day before, this is what Heather says to me.
In New York at BravoCon, I was in Shannon Bedore's room and she had a lot of crappy things to say to you guys and I'm not going to tell you.
So then Shannon's like, she was never in my room once.
Not once was she in my room.
She's like, I was not in her room.
And I was like, but it's not scapegoat if that's what you said.
So then Gina says on the side in her interview, you know, I was in the room with Heather and Emily when Heather made that comment about Shannon saying bad stuff about us.
But I was pretty sure she said Tamara, not Shannon.
That's getting my hair blown out.
I'm like, well, thanks for speaking up.
So Heather brings out a brand new technique, which is that she puts her hands out and she does little karate chops with them.
And she goes, just because you say something emphatically doesn't make it true.
And then Emily goes, just because you use your fucking hands like this doesn't make it true either.
Sorry, just wanted to make sure my references made sense to everyone at the table.
She counteracts karate hands on their very first debut.
And then they cuss at Taylor's face, and Taylor's face is shocked.
It's like, Taylor hasn't said anything.
Listen to my voice now after having done this recap.
I thought about it, but I felt like I felt like these it's just it was all too good.
I should have just skipped New York and Atlanta.
That's what I should have done.
But this stuff was too good.
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She don't miss no tricolors.
It's the green fairy.
She has no last name-y.
You're never alone with Lacey Monteleone.
Let's give a kisserino to Lisa Lino.
There ain't no problem that Sarah Salvia can't solve ya.
The Bay Area Betches, Betches.
Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD.
She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch.
It's Kyle Pod Shadley.
Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall.
Give him hell, Miss Noel.
Let's get real with Caitlin O'Neil.
Shannon out of a can and Anthony.
Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
It's just a, it actually goes in the bedroom.
Although maybe not your size bedroom.
Okay, it doesn't go far.
And by the way, before you even ask your next question, Gina, the answer is it cannot carry any fish in its beak because it's Peloton, not Pelican.
Gina, you're not on a game show, but if you'd like to have a game show on my network, we would consider it.
Listen, my creative team has been thinking about a great show that you could host, Gina.
It's called Who Wants to Be a Tendalionaire?
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So by the way, now that we've been on Fireside, I realize you can tap a button that gives like a clap, you know, like little clap emojis.
So she has obviously no idea what this platform is.
She's like, yeah, it's interactive because you can hear things and there's clapping.
Tamara's like, isn't this just like Instagram Live or TikTok or OnlyFans?
I wanted to learn how he makes his cigars.
I hear they're the best.
I also hear they have a huge gay community, right?
And then we see four pictures, a collage of Ryan's fashion on screen.
We've been saying it all season, but seeing it all together and all the different looks, it's pretty bad.
It is really, really bad.
And Jen should be nervous because Tamara has created a shitstorm with this whole Heather and the vault and Chad and all this stuff.
And that's taken over the season.
And I think Tamara's realizing, wait, I created a shitstorm, but I'm actually not part of the shitstorm.
I need to be part of the show again.
So she's going back to the Jen well.
By the way, I might need your help.
My husband's now trying to start decorating our house.
All he does is put up penises because he's so horny all the time because we fuck.
And Gina's like, oh, is it because he's retired?
And Emily's basically like, you know what?
You need an Eddie break.
It's basically an excuse for them to say, let's go to Mexico.
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I thought it was a bird cage.
I'm like, what sort of dead birds do you have in your childhood?
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My mom wasn't around to tell us that we had to take our cloches off the birds, so they just kept on dying.
And so when Emily says, I thought it was a birdcage, Heather just looks at her with evil Coraline mother eyes and goes, it's a cloche.
We do not say the word birdcage on the HD network.
It's a cloche and nothing more.
And Emily's like, caviar, that comes out of fish's vaginas.
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so next course is um a salad wrapped in a big cucumber slice and emily's eating it with her fingers because she's wasted she's trolling on this solid what is on here and it's just i mean emily's being really obnoxious this cucumber is like dangling out of her mouth and because she's annoyed at heather and she's just drunk and strolling her and so heather's getting so mad she's like
The dressing is on the plate, which is where dressing normally is if you are not a caveman.
And you just cut your vegetables and you mix it in because that's how salad works.
So Heather's getting so mad.
And then they're like, Emily is wasted.
She goes, hey, Heather, I think you should put more initials on things.
Okay, let's get back to it.
And Heather's like, okay, we're done.
And Emily's like, I just ate some sand.
So Heather starts talking.
And even Gina, even Gina is like embarrassed.
She's like, okay, you know what?
You're being a dick right now.
So Heather makes a speech to like 10 people.
There's sand in the cucumber.
Focus and get that shoot down the chute, girl.
And Heather's like, for Emily to be sitting here acting like an ass, so crass, so rude, so inappropriate, but I'm not going to allow her to take this away from me.
And by this, I mean my premiere on a streaming service that's very similar to things we've seen before.
She's like, thank you everyone for coming.
So, this whole Fireside app is the first interactive streaming service, which is amazing.
So Gina's like, I agree, but don't address that today.
She's like, yeah, but fine.
And I'm thrilled about the whole thing.
Heather, we're going to the bathroom.
I feel like I have to tell you so you don't think something's going on.
And Heather's like, fine.
So they go to the bathroom and they go through that.
They have to go through a curtain and it's like Wizard of Oz.
Have you ever wanted to see Shakira perform 13 years ago?
I'm sorry, but at this age, that's not an excuse.
So Heather, she's so mad.
She's like, I don't think Emily's behavior is funny at all.
Please, if you're that hammered, leave the table.
I'm like, she just literally left the table, by the way, in case you didn't notice.
Well, we got a place for you at the Fireside Network.
Yeah, dessert plate comes that says HD.
So now Terry and Heather, now they go to visit their house.
And Terry is like, wow, look at this house.
This is the last time I'm ever going to see this house.
I would be crying if my mouth muscles would allow me to do that anymore.
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please accept this apology for my lack of respect at the carolina code so sure okay that's a good first line and then he goes and then he starts like saying my intent was meant my intent oh god a tent was meant meant intent oh god it doesn't make sense what am i right i'm like just right Dear Miss Patricia, I am terribly sorry that I offended you. You know, what I did was totally disrespectful.
please accept this apology for my lack of respect at the carolina code so sure okay that's a good first line and then he goes and then he starts like saying my intent was meant my intent oh god a tent was meant meant intent oh god it doesn't make sense what am i right i'm like just right Dear Miss Patricia, I am terribly sorry that I offended you. You know, what I did was totally disrespectful.
It was an attempt to welcome you in on a joke, but I think it went way wrong and it was not worth it in the end. And any joke that you have to explain is not a good joke. And please accept my humblest apologies.
It was an attempt to welcome you in on a joke, but I think it went way wrong and it was not worth it in the end. And any joke that you have to explain is not a good joke. And please accept my humblest apologies.
Inclusion is solidarity. That is not what you say. It makes no sense.
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And it's all scrunched up at the bottom, too, by the way, because the first two lines were written in gigantic handwriting. And then he had to squeeze in the with warm regards the bottom. It was just so childlike.
And it's all scrunched up at the bottom, too, by the way, because the first two lines were written in gigantic handwriting. And then he had to squeeze in the with warm regards the bottom. It was just so childlike.
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Yeah, so they order food and Austin comes over and he's like, hey, by the way, what's your name, waitress? And she's like, Madison.
Yeah, so they order food and Austin comes over and he's like, hey, by the way, what's your name, waitress? And she's like, Madison.
He goes, that's insane right now.
He goes, that's insane right now.
Your name is Madison also. He laughs. When he laughs, the mouth, the full mouth is open and he puts the tongue right in the middle.
Your name is Madison also. He laughs. When he laughs, the mouth, the full mouth is open and he puts the tongue right in the middle.
It was just like, he's doing extra work.
It was just like, he's doing extra work.
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I actually am really excited to hear George Orwell's 1984 again because last time I read that was back in, I don't know, middle school or something like that. And the world has changed so much with technology and everything like that. I feel like now is the perfect time to revisit and listen to it on Audible.
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So, um, so Austin's like, you know, there used to be a time where like the name like triggered me, like, you know, and that was just like no way to live. But like, sometimes I think about like, I think about like the joy and the peace that, uh, that Audrey brings me, which I've never had before.
So, um, so Austin's like, you know, there used to be a time where like the name like triggered me, like, you know, and that was just like no way to live. But like, sometimes I think about like, I think about like the joy and the peace that, uh, that Audrey brings me, which I've never had before.
And then just... It was an exasperated Madison montage. It was our favorite.
And then just... It was an exasperated Madison montage. It was our favorite.
so then we didn't make any sense then we go back to lunch and austin's like he's like so what's going on dude like what's wrong with you and sienna oh gosh i really like her she's got this amazing you know war about her and we see pics i know then we see pics of them all together and they're you know their food arrives and everything and she and he's like but i i do think about the future with her a hundred percent i think about
so then we didn't make any sense then we go back to lunch and austin's like he's like so what's going on dude like what's wrong with you and sienna oh gosh i really like her she's got this amazing you know war about her and we see pics i know then we see pics of them all together and they're you know their food arrives and everything and she and he's like but i i do think about the future with her a hundred percent i think about
How many times I could yell at her over backyard games. Oh my God, it'll be great.
How many times I could yell at her over backyard games. Oh my God, it'll be great.
I think you're seeing the glow of someone who's gorgeous, who could be modeling for Banana Republic, who's actually decided to like actually look your way. And has not been disgusted by you yet. That's the glow you're seeing.
I think you're seeing the glow of someone who's gorgeous, who could be modeling for Banana Republic, who's actually decided to like actually look your way. And has not been disgusted by you yet. That's the glow you're seeing.
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And, and they're also doing this, like, like having this faux moment of having any sort of perspective on life. Cause Austin's like, yeah. Like, especially like if you have to like a string of those, like wonderful girls, like you just like wake up feeling emptier than fucking ever, man. I'm like, well, if they're so wonderful, why do you have a string of them?
And, and they're also doing this, like, like having this faux moment of having any sort of perspective on life. Cause Austin's like, yeah. Like, especially like if you have to like a string of those, like wonderful girls, like you just like wake up feeling emptier than fucking ever, man. I'm like, well, if they're so wonderful, why do you have a string of them?
Then why don't you just like end with your wonderful one? So Shep is like,
Then why don't you just like end with your wonderful one? So Shep is like,
Yeah, that's what we were missing in our friendship before.
Yeah, that's what we were missing in our friendship before.
We were too scared to be vulnerable. So these two num nuts are going through the paces of pop psychology to explain away why they've been fuckboys. They just weren't vulnerable before, but now they are vulnerable, which means that they've just so happened to found two gorgeous negative 22-year-olds who... is now the culmination of their personal development.
We were too scared to be vulnerable. So these two num nuts are going through the paces of pop psychology to explain away why they've been fuckboys. They just weren't vulnerable before, but now they are vulnerable, which means that they've just so happened to found two gorgeous negative 22-year-olds who... is now the culmination of their personal development.
You fucking... Give me a break, bro. Sir, you are the one who's invulnerable. You're the one who's mocking Craig for his saying, etc. I mean, like, say what you will about Craig. I do think Craig is pretty vulnerable. I mean, he's a complete liar, but he's vulnerable, you know, to Nigerian email scams.
You fucking... Give me a break, bro. Sir, you are the one who's invulnerable. You're the one who's mocking Craig for his saying, etc. I mean, like, say what you will about Craig. I do think Craig is pretty vulnerable. I mean, he's a complete liar, but he's vulnerable, you know, to Nigerian email scams.
You don't think Craig's vulnerable? I think it takes some vulnerability to say, to go on to a show that's like very old school and say like, I want to sew for the rest of my life. I think that's like, because he got mocked relentlessly for it. And then, you know, now he's showing everyone, you know, now he's making money off of it. But
You don't think Craig's vulnerable? I think it takes some vulnerability to say, to go on to a show that's like very old school and say like, I want to sew for the rest of my life. I think that's like, because he got mocked relentlessly for it. And then, you know, now he's showing everyone, you know, now he's making money off of it. But
I'm good. I'm on the threshold of a sneeze. And I'm like, is it going to happen?
I'm good. I'm on the threshold of a sneeze. And I'm like, is it going to happen?
It's not going to happen.
It's not going to happen.
It got shot. Sneeze. So everyone, sneeze. We are so excited. We are approaching our Christmas break. It's our holiday break, actually, because Hanukkah is also going to happen during this week. So we're really excited about that. Today, we are recapping Southern Charm, which is very fun, very entertaining, and
It got shot. Sneeze. So everyone, sneeze. We are so excited. We are approaching our Christmas break. It's our holiday break, actually, because Hanukkah is also going to happen during this week. So we're really excited about that. Today, we are recapping Southern Charm, which is very fun, very entertaining, and
Um, I, just because Craig does not share his personal life with two toxic twits who will use any shred against him to bring him down because there are two crabs with crabs in a bucket does not mean that he's invulnerable. It just means he's selective and he's smart about who he shares with.
Um, I, just because Craig does not share his personal life with two toxic twits who will use any shred against him to bring him down because there are two crabs with crabs in a bucket does not mean that he's invulnerable. It just means he's selective and he's smart about who he shares with.
Oh, he goes running quacks a lot?
Oh, he goes running quacks a lot?
No, that's Howard the Duck.
No, that's Howard the Duck.
Yeah, it's just, it's very distracting. It's just like a lot of circles and pointy things coming at you. So Shep is like, I just feel like he's trying to curate an image like he's starring in his own commercial. You know what I mean? I'm like, yeah, he literally is doing that. That's like what we saw.
Yeah, it's just, it's very distracting. It's just like a lot of circles and pointy things coming at you. So Shep is like, I just feel like he's trying to curate an image like he's starring in his own commercial. You know what I mean? I'm like, yeah, he literally is doing that. That's like what we saw.
The season opens with him, like flashbacks of him holding pillows because he's literally shooting a commercial. He's starring in his own commercial because he has a business that he needs a commercial for.
The season opens with him, like flashbacks of him holding pillows because he's literally shooting a commercial. He's starring in his own commercial because he has a business that he needs a commercial for.
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And the big exciting thing is that all of our tickets are now on sale for Vegas and Texas shows and Charlotte, as well as all of our other shows. So those you can get at watchacrappins.com. Really excited. Come see us at all of our shows, especially the crappies on February 1st. I mean, we have, I think, I think like three quarters of the theaters already sold out. So yeah.
nothing have you done anything go to a community college learn to do something like make an effort like leave craig alone for christ's sake yeah this this argument is such a funny argument to me they're like god look at craig it's like he's trying to curate this image of himself we all know what he's really like because remember when he used to do adderall up to like his eyeballs it's like yeah this is someone who's like oh
nothing have you done anything go to a community college learn to do something like make an effort like leave craig alone for christ's sake yeah this this argument is such a funny argument to me they're like god look at craig it's like he's trying to curate this image of himself we all know what he's really like because remember when he used to do adderall up to like his eyeballs it's like yeah this is someone who's like oh
I'm doing too much Adderall. I got to turn things around. They're like, why would you turn things around? Gosh.
I'm doing too much Adderall. I got to turn things around. They're like, why would you turn things around? Gosh.
Gosh. Gosh. And Austin's like, tells us, the thing about Craig is he has worn so many hats. Meanwhile, Austin, by the way, has fallen into some sort of tanning bed, because he looks, I don't know what's going on with his skin, but it's like he's turned into a big patch of leather. So he's like, he's worn so many hats.
Gosh. Gosh. And Austin's like, tells us, the thing about Craig is he has worn so many hats. Meanwhile, Austin, by the way, has fallen into some sort of tanning bed, because he looks, I don't know what's going on with his skin, but it's like he's turned into a big patch of leather. So he's like, he's worn so many hats.
He used to run around the King Street and drink so many Jager Bombs and vodka Red Bulls, and then he's like, oh, I want to be a lawyer, okay? And then he's trying to be like, oh, I'm Martha Stewart. It's like, at least he had a hat to wear. We're still trying to find some felt so we can patch something on top of your Tucker Carlson hair.
He used to run around the King Street and drink so many Jager Bombs and vodka Red Bulls, and then he's like, oh, I want to be a lawyer, okay? And then he's trying to be like, oh, I'm Martha Stewart. It's like, at least he had a hat to wear. We're still trying to find some felt so we can patch something on top of your Tucker Carlson hair.
No, to be fair, Craig is definitely leaning into this like, look at me. I'm sweet, nice Craig. I love Christmas. I love pillows. I love candlesticks. I love curtains. I love candlesticks. I love curtains. I love... Craig, Craig, stop it.
No, to be fair, Craig is definitely leaning into this like, look at me. I'm sweet, nice Craig. I love Christmas. I love pillows. I love candlesticks. I love curtains. I love candlesticks. I love curtains. I love... Craig, Craig, stop it.
Stop, stop. It's over. The TikTok's over, Craig. Okay. Love you, chicken. Love you too, Craig. I love candlesticks. Craig.
Stop, stop. It's over. The TikTok's over, Craig. Okay. Love you, chicken. Love you too, Craig. I love candlesticks. Craig.
Yeah, he's like, you know, Martha Stewart is like best friends with Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart's been to fucking jail. Martha Stewart's cool as shit. Craig just wants to sell spatulas with like a nutcracker on them. I'm like, it's better than whatever the hell Trap Hop is these days.
Yeah, he's like, you know, Martha Stewart is like best friends with Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart's been to fucking jail. Martha Stewart's cool as shit. Craig just wants to sell spatulas with like a nutcracker on them. I'm like, it's better than whatever the hell Trap Hop is these days.
If ever I need a good piece of fish, a good piece of meat, I am going to Whole Foods. It is without question the best place for me to find those sort of things.
If ever I need a good piece of fish, a good piece of meat, I am going to Whole Foods. It is without question the best place for me to find those sort of things.
You don't wait too much longer. And then and we're really excited for our first Vegas show. And we're hoping to have two more cities to add to the tour. But that won't be until the new year because, you know, everyone's going everyone's shutting down next week. So in the meantime, they're shutting down already.
You don't wait too much longer. And then and we're really excited for our first Vegas show. And we're hoping to have two more cities to add to the tour. But that won't be until the new year because, you know, everyone's going everyone's shutting down next week. So in the meantime, they're shutting down already.
Well, first of all, it's probably 10 times cheaper in Charleston. Second of all, that's pretty much it.
Well, first of all, it's probably 10 times cheaper in Charleston. Second of all, that's pretty much it.
Okay. Paige looks absolutely thrilled to be sitting there. She's like, wow, this is great. I spend my weekends in a remote house in eastern Long Island sitting by a pool while an idiot wanders around. And now I come down here to sit by a pool in a remote location while an idiot wanders around a pool. Thanks.
Okay. Paige looks absolutely thrilled to be sitting there. She's like, wow, this is great. I spend my weekends in a remote house in eastern Long Island sitting by a pool while an idiot wanders around. And now I come down here to sit by a pool in a remote location while an idiot wanders around a pool. Thanks.
Not like I need to do things like go shopping or be around civilization. Thanks, Greg. Thanks. I enjoy it back here.
Not like I need to do things like go shopping or be around civilization. Thanks, Greg. Thanks. I enjoy it back here.
Craig, oh, my gosh. Look at me, Paige. Paige, look at this.
Craig, oh, my gosh. Look at me, Paige. Paige, look at this.
Yeah, they were in the same outfit and Paige is just so happy that there's someone that's not Craig to talk to. She's like, oh my God, thank God you're here. I was losing my mind. Do you know how many questions I've had to answer about skimming pools?
Yeah, they were in the same outfit and Paige is just so happy that there's someone that's not Craig to talk to. She's like, oh my God, thank God you're here. I was losing my mind. Do you know how many questions I've had to answer about skimming pools?
So what's the pass?
So what's the pass?
Also, I am like forever like charmed by how Craig loves to see if Paige is happy about something. So like when Madison walks in, he immediately pivots around and looks at Paige with a big smile being like, I bet she's smiling. He's like... And he's like, he's like, oh my God, she's smiling all the time.
Also, I am like forever like charmed by how Craig loves to see if Paige is happy about something. So like when Madison walks in, he immediately pivots around and looks at Paige with a big smile being like, I bet she's smiling. He's like... And he's like, he's like, oh my God, she's smiling all the time.
So then he pulls out a pasta salad out of nowhere. By the way, that was like food network. She was like, Craig, you can bring out the pasta salad. He's like, okay. And he like reaches down and a pasta salad just like materializes. I was like, what? Where'd that come from?
So then he pulls out a pasta salad out of nowhere. By the way, that was like food network. She was like, Craig, you can bring out the pasta salad. He's like, okay. And he like reaches down and a pasta salad just like materializes. I was like, what? Where'd that come from?
That's insane. I mean, hey, he's a troll for God's sake. Look at him.
That's insane. I mean, hey, he's a troll for God's sake. Look at him.
And Paige is like, I mean, you're like someone's mom, like their hot mom with great taste in fashion. Yeah.
And Paige is like, I mean, you're like someone's mom, like their hot mom with great taste in fashion. Yeah.
And wife. Well, you know, he was a friend of mine for a minute, but him talking about my marriage, that feels like a tossing of the corn. It's a slap in the face. I'm going to have it.
And wife. Well, you know, he was a friend of mine for a minute, but him talking about my marriage, that feels like a tossing of the corn. It's a slap in the face. I'm going to have it.
Like, who gave him the audacity to say anything about anyone?
Like, who gave him the audacity to say anything about anyone?
I mean, admittedly, that's what I do all the time at my show. But I also, like, am cute, and he's like a troll.
I mean, admittedly, that's what I do all the time at my show. But I also, like, am cute, and he's like a troll.
And so Madison's like, yeah, well, wrong person, my friend. Okay, haven't you been around this group? You know, like, don't come knocking at my door. Like, literally, don't come knocking at my door. Otherwise, I'm going to have my husband beat you in the face.
And so Madison's like, yeah, well, wrong person, my friend. Okay, haven't you been around this group? You know, like, don't come knocking at my door. Like, literally, don't come knocking at my door. Otherwise, I'm going to have my husband beat you in the face.
She's like, well, you know, I could, you know, he's got thyroid cancer.
She's like, well, you know, I could, you know, he's got thyroid cancer.
Craig apparently already knew, but I guess he had forgotten to tell Paige. He goes, remember chicken? He had cancer, which is such a strange sentence to say. Remember chicken?
Craig apparently already knew, but I guess he had forgotten to tell Paige. He goes, remember chicken? He had cancer, which is such a strange sentence to say. Remember chicken?
You know what I mean? It's like, babe, these trees keep like putting leaves in the pool and I'm just like skimming and skimming and skimming. That's great, Craig. And skimming and Brett has cancer. And I'm just like, oh my God, so many leaves in the pool. That's great, Craig. He just inserts it in.
You know what I mean? It's like, babe, these trees keep like putting leaves in the pool and I'm just like skimming and skimming and skimming. That's great, Craig. And skimming and Brett has cancer. And I'm just like, oh my God, so many leaves in the pool. That's great, Craig. He just inserts it in.
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Um, cause she just didn't want all that outside, outside noise, but he's okay now. And he's gonna be taking medication for the rest of his life. And he's in remission. And it's just been like a shitty couple of months.
Um, cause she just didn't want all that outside, outside noise, but he's okay now. And he's gonna be taking medication for the rest of his life. And he's in remission. And it's just been like a shitty couple of months.
And so Madison says, that's why with JT, after hearing what he's saying about us was like, I was like, I don't want to associate with my guy. This is like, it's like succotash. It's like an affront to corn. Yeah. Last thing I know, he's some weasel in the middle of it all. Like, this is real life shit. I'm going through real life shit.
And so Madison says, that's why with JT, after hearing what he's saying about us was like, I was like, I don't want to associate with my guy. This is like, it's like succotash. It's like an affront to corn. Yeah. Last thing I know, he's some weasel in the middle of it all. Like, this is real life shit. I'm going through real life shit.
Honestly, it was that one. That was hard. It's hard to think. Am I losing my looks? Does he think I'm down at his level now? So...
Honestly, it was that one. That was hard. It's hard to think. Am I losing my looks? Does he think I'm down at his level now? So...
disgusting yeah JT's in a bad place because he you know the old phrase the opposite of love is not hate it's indifference and I feel like everyone seems kind of just like a little indifferent and like ugh whatever he's like they're like dismissing him they're not like I hate JT I mean even though she just said it you get the sense like they have closed the gates on JT it's not like there's feuds they've just basically said yeah you've you tried to come on to our show you messed it up so we're gonna you can go now
disgusting yeah JT's in a bad place because he you know the old phrase the opposite of love is not hate it's indifference and I feel like everyone seems kind of just like a little indifferent and like ugh whatever he's like they're like dismissing him they're not like I hate JT I mean even though she just said it you get the sense like they have closed the gates on JT it's not like there's feuds they've just basically said yeah you've you tried to come on to our show you messed it up so we're gonna you can go now
You can't come back from that. You can't come back.
You can't come back from that. You can't come back.
Yeah, because I was actually, by the end of the episode, I was kind of feeling sorry for him. I was like, damn. Because Greg really fucked his shit up, right? Because, like, this stuff with Madison is so stupid. Like, he shouldn't have even, like, he's ridiculous for even thinking it. But Craig going around saying that JT called Patricia a bitch,
Yeah, because I was actually, by the end of the episode, I was kind of feeling sorry for him. I was like, damn. Because Greg really fucked his shit up, right? Because, like, this stuff with Madison is so stupid. Like, he shouldn't have even, like, he's ridiculous for even thinking it. But Craig going around saying that JT called Patricia a bitch,
Like that's like character assassination right there. And he's not going to be able to come back from that ever. Like the well has been poisoned, if that's a phrase.
Like that's like character assassination right there. And he's not going to be able to come back from that ever. Like the well has been poisoned, if that's a phrase.
There won't be a Potomac recap on Monday because this is where we can recap our episode today. And we can take Monday off. So we're doing that summer house thing. But of course, the big news with Potomac is Karen Huger. So I think when you were talking about people driving all over the road, I'm like, are you sure you just weren't near Karen Huger?
There won't be a Potomac recap on Monday because this is where we can recap our episode today. And we can take Monday off. So we're doing that summer house thing. But of course, the big news with Potomac is Karen Huger. So I think when you were talking about people driving all over the road, I'm like, are you sure you just weren't near Karen Huger?
Tyler and I have been together for nine years, and we've been asked about a million times if we're going to have children, mainly from Patricia. I think her exact words are, well, we know Whitney ain't dropping any sperm anytime soon, so what about you two gays? And I said, listen, no, just dogs.
Tyler and I have been together for nine years, and we've been asked about a million times if we're going to have children, mainly from Patricia. I think her exact words are, well, we know Whitney ain't dropping any sperm anytime soon, so what about you two gays? And I said, listen, no, just dogs.
Tyler and I, I think we're really happy with just adopting senior dogs. That's where we shine. But we see an adorable picture. Oh, yeah. Here's an adorable picture of Bella and Bo. They require not as much attention as children. So, I mean, we're good. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Doggy pardon. We're really into senior dogs.
Tyler and I, I think we're really happy with just adopting senior dogs. That's where we shine. But we see an adorable picture. Oh, yeah. Here's an adorable picture of Bella and Bo. They require not as much attention as children. So, I mean, we're good. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Doggy pardon. We're really into senior dogs.
I haven't heard that either. I'm wondering, though. My first thought was that they're saying they're into old dogs. But then I'm wondering, because they say in a little bit about how they're a dog. Basically, they adopted it from an elderly lady who couldn't take care of her dog anymore. So maybe they adopt dogs from seniors? Oh, that's cute. I don't know.
I haven't heard that either. I'm wondering, though. My first thought was that they're saying they're into old dogs. But then I'm wondering, because they say in a little bit about how they're a dog. Basically, they adopted it from an elderly lady who couldn't take care of her dog anymore. So maybe they adopt dogs from seniors? Oh, that's cute. I don't know.
My first thought was, though, like an old dog with a cane. Or it could be like dogs that are about to graduate high school.
My first thought was, though, like an old dog with a cane. Or it could be like dogs that are about to graduate high school.
Maybe I, maybe I, maybe senior dogs would be more my speed.
Maybe I, maybe I, maybe senior dogs would be more my speed.
Yeah. Yeah, I think it sounds great. Now, what if they mean senior dogs like these are dogs that are going off to college as their senior year and all they want to do is party and go to the prom. These are prom ready dogs. I don't want those dogs.
Yeah. Yeah, I think it sounds great. Now, what if they mean senior dogs like these are dogs that are going off to college as their senior year and all they want to do is party and go to the prom. These are prom ready dogs. I don't want those dogs.
I know. You know, I would get the dog that'd be like wear a little beret that's like, I just got into NYU. Yeah, I'm going to Tisch. I'm like, you're not your dog. Yeah.
I know. You know, I would get the dog that'd be like wear a little beret that's like, I just got into NYU. Yeah, I'm going to Tisch. I'm like, you're not your dog. Yeah.
JT has really bungled his season so far. That's undeniable. But Rodrigo deciding to ban JT from the stupid party because of a conversation he had with Austin. I just feel like you should never use Austin as your primary evidence or reasoning as why to not invite someone. Now, I'm assuming Austin told him that JT called Miss Patricia a bitch and no one wants to get onto Patricia's bad side, right?
JT has really bungled his season so far. That's undeniable. But Rodrigo deciding to ban JT from the stupid party because of a conversation he had with Austin. I just feel like you should never use Austin as your primary evidence or reasoning as why to not invite someone. Now, I'm assuming Austin told him that JT called Miss Patricia a bitch and no one wants to get onto Patricia's bad side, right?
But I still am like, I'm like...
But I still am like, I'm like...
That's also where Randy gets his lunches.
That's also where Randy gets his lunches.
When it's time for him to have his dinner, I said, put your mouth up against the mail slot and we just pour frozen peas down it.
When it's time for him to have his dinner, I said, put your mouth up against the mail slot and we just pour frozen peas down it.
I need more help. All right, I'm going to read this. Let me put it on my readers. Okay. All right. So, dear Miss Patricia, please accept this apology for the lack of respect at the Carolina Cup. Carolina Cup. My intent was meant as a sign of inclusion and solidarity. Inclusion, because you know the word inclusion is like a curse word in the South, okay? Okay.
I need more help. All right, I'm going to read this. Let me put it on my readers. Okay. All right. So, dear Miss Patricia, please accept this apology for the lack of respect at the Carolina Cup. Carolina Cup. My intent was meant as a sign of inclusion and solidarity. Inclusion, because you know the word inclusion is like a curse word in the South, okay? Okay.
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I'm pretty sure last season, Patricia's storyline was that she was stuck in bed with a back injury. But either way, it was rude. It was definitely a rude and terrible joke on JT's part. So Patricia's like, now, you know, she finishes reading the letter, which says, admittedly, I most certainly missed the mark, and I apologize for that. With warm regards, JT.
I'm pretty sure last season, Patricia's storyline was that she was stuck in bed with a back injury. But either way, it was rude. It was definitely a rude and terrible joke on JT's part. So Patricia's like, now, you know, she finishes reading the letter, which says, admittedly, I most certainly missed the mark, and I apologize for that. With warm regards, JT.
And then she just gives a look to Whitney like,
And then she just gives a look to Whitney like,
So Whitney is like, I don't think JT is the kind of person who would call a woman a bitch. And throughout the years, Craig has had a tenuous relationship with reality and the truth.
So Whitney is like, I don't think JT is the kind of person who would call a woman a bitch. And throughout the years, Craig has had a tenuous relationship with reality and the truth.
when he's like it comes back and when he's like she really has a lot of expressions uh i remember recapping that episode we were dying laughing through that whole thing just based on her licks alone so funny yeah she was amazing so whitney is like oh this letter is clearly heartfelt so i'll give him the benefit of the doubt i mean i don't know i've got bigger things to think about like why i put so much fasting on my face for this interview but whatever
when he's like it comes back and when he's like she really has a lot of expressions uh i remember recapping that episode we were dying laughing through that whole thing just based on her licks alone so funny yeah she was amazing so whitney is like oh this letter is clearly heartfelt so i'll give him the benefit of the doubt i mean i don't know i've got bigger things to think about like why i put so much fasting on my face for this interview but whatever
So now we go over to Shep's house and Sienna's there and they are coming home. They've got some coffee and croissants, which sounds great. And Shep was like, would you like to talk about your sleep or lack thereof? Let me guess, you stayed up late watching the riveting documentary, The Vietnam War by Ken Burns. She's like, no, it's because Craig was farting in my face all night.
So now we go over to Shep's house and Sienna's there and they are coming home. They've got some coffee and croissants, which sounds great. And Shep was like, would you like to talk about your sleep or lack thereof? Let me guess, you stayed up late watching the riveting documentary, The Vietnam War by Ken Burns. She's like, no, it's because Craig was farting in my face all night.
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He's so invulnerable.
He's so invulnerable.
No, you're a dog, Craig.
No, you're a dog, Craig.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Oh, oh, yeah.
and it's not just because she's gorgeous but she just has an energy and a spirit and a joy which i'm super drawn to and she lives in the bahamas and every time we have a weekend together i'm just like wow oh god i just don't feel like this way very often i'm a little boy who's happy so he's like i want to come down there you know for a little while she goes okay that would be fun and you're like maybe a month and she's like uh
and it's not just because she's gorgeous but she just has an energy and a spirit and a joy which i'm super drawn to and she lives in the bahamas and every time we have a weekend together i'm just like wow oh god i just don't feel like this way very often i'm a little boy who's happy so he's like i want to come down there you know for a little while she goes okay that would be fun and you're like maybe a month and she's like uh
That's what it's called. So Shep is like, well, enough about us. Let's start with Rod and Tyler's dog party.
That's what it's called. So Shep is like, well, enough about us. Let's start with Rod and Tyler's dog party.
Okay, so you're going to meet everyone, including my ex, Taylor.
Okay, so you're going to meet everyone, including my ex, Taylor.
And it's fine, I think. I don't know if she'll have a boyfriend with her, but if she does, even better. And she's like, whatever. I don't really care that much. Oh, it's so profound. And Sienna's like, c'est la vie. Mother, stop speaking French.
And it's fine, I think. I don't know if she'll have a boyfriend with her, but if she does, even better. And she's like, whatever. I don't really care that much. Oh, it's so profound. And Sienna's like, c'est la vie. Mother, stop speaking French.
So now we, uh, Molly and Sally go for a walk around that one square pond that they sometimes walk around on this show. Cause they've got nothing else to do. So, um, Molly and Sally are walking and you know, I'm talking about, dude, that's like, I feel like Olivia and Taylor walked around it last season. Everyone goes there. It's the pond. It's the pond that everyone likes walking around.
So now we, uh, Molly and Sally go for a walk around that one square pond that they sometimes walk around on this show. Cause they've got nothing else to do. So, um, Molly and Sally are walking and you know, I'm talking about, dude, that's like, I feel like Olivia and Taylor walked around it last season. Everyone goes there. It's the pond. It's the pond that everyone likes walking around.
Yeah. Yeah. So Molly's talking about how she met Sally working at Republic. So I'm sure if we go back in our Southern Hospitality recaps, we probably saw Molly and we're like, look at that girl. She looks so bored. So she's saying that they were both front door VIP.
Yeah. Yeah. So Molly's talking about how she met Sally working at Republic. So I'm sure if we go back in our Southern Hospitality recaps, we probably saw Molly and we're like, look at that girl. She looks so bored. So she's saying that they were both front door VIP.
And oddly enough, they didn't show any footage of Sally being front door because that was a whole thing on last season on Southern Hospitality. They didn't cross purpose, but. whatever.
And oddly enough, they didn't show any footage of Sally being front door because that was a whole thing on last season on Southern Hospitality. They didn't cross purpose, but. whatever.
Yeah. Or it's how you just wrap a girl named Polly. He gets mad. Yeah. So, Molly.
Yeah. Or it's how you just wrap a girl named Polly. He gets mad. Yeah. So, Molly.
Yeah. But now we're talking about Molly, not Polly. And Molly is talking about Sally. And Molly has this to say about Sally, which is that Sally, for her day job, she teaches searches how to use surgical robots, which is pretty cool.
Yeah. But now we're talking about Molly, not Polly. And Molly is talking about Sally. And Molly has this to say about Sally, which is that Sally, for her day job, she teaches searches how to use surgical robots, which is pretty cool.
And Sally's like, did you smack him? I would have smacked him when he said that. She's like, no, because I would have eaten three right in front of him. Molly's like, well, honestly, I feel like I stopped eating after he said that. And I was like, nah, I don't want to eat that cupcake. And Sally's like, well, just don't take it to heart. That was stupid.
And Sally's like, did you smack him? I would have smacked him when he said that. She's like, no, because I would have eaten three right in front of him. Molly's like, well, honestly, I feel like I stopped eating after he said that. And I was like, nah, I don't want to eat that cupcake. And Sally's like, well, just don't take it to heart. That was stupid.
And Sally's like, yeah, it was like two in the morning and he like wouldn't leave my place.
And Sally's like, yeah, it was like two in the morning and he like wouldn't leave my place.
She's like, I was like, Shep, I'm getting you an Uber. Please get your man stank out of my bed.
She's like, I was like, Shep, I'm getting you an Uber. Please get your man stank out of my bed.
Shep, like, I'm sorry, you're just, like, not the kind of guy that I see myself with. I'm not interested in human puddles. So, yeah, you have to go.
Shep, like, I'm sorry, you're just, like, not the kind of guy that I see myself with. I'm not interested in human puddles. So, yeah, you have to go.
And Stella's like, I'm not saying, like, I regret it or anything, but I definitely was not bragging about it. Okay, I've been with Gaston.
And Stella's like, I'm not saying, like, I regret it or anything, but I definitely was not bragging about it. Okay, I've been with Gaston.
And Molly's like, you and Taylor, you know, you guys obviously have a similar taste in men, I guess. And Sally's like, yeah, I just think we could bond over a lot of stuff. I don't know. Like, do I want to see her boyfriend? No, not really. So basically they're setting up that there could be a tense moment at this dog party. And speaking of which, Taylor is getting ready.
And Molly's like, you and Taylor, you know, you guys obviously have a similar taste in men, I guess. And Sally's like, yeah, I just think we could bond over a lot of stuff. I don't know. Like, do I want to see her boyfriend? No, not really. So basically they're setting up that there could be a tense moment at this dog party. And speaking of which, Taylor is getting ready.
We see her getting ready and she's being on a hat. So she FaceTimes Gaston to find out what he's up to. And he's not terribly interested. In fact, he doesn't even go to this party in this episode because he doesn't want to be around that whole group.
We see her getting ready and she's being on a hat. So she FaceTimes Gaston to find out what he's up to. And he's not terribly interested. In fact, he doesn't even go to this party in this episode because he doesn't want to be around that whole group.
He probably doesn't want to be confronted about his own cheating, etc., So Taylor's like, she's trying to like show off like her outfit and everything. And, you know, they're like, okay, cool. And she says to us, Gaston's like a little cutthroat of a human being, which is like a weird thing to say. And by the way, also not an attractive quality.
He probably doesn't want to be confronted about his own cheating, etc., So Taylor's like, she's trying to like show off like her outfit and everything. And, you know, they're like, okay, cool. And she says to us, Gaston's like a little cutthroat of a human being, which is like a weird thing to say. And by the way, also not an attractive quality.
These are his boundaries. Yeah. He's cutthroat. Yeah. Forgiving spirit. What? I don't know. Forgiving spirit.
These are his boundaries. Yeah. He's cutthroat. Yeah. Forgiving spirit. What? I don't know. Forgiving spirit.
Yeah. I think that humans are more like dogs and the dogs are more like humans on this show. So Taylor arrives and people just sort of showing up and saying hi and everything. And Taylor's asking about like, who's coming. And Rodrigo says, Molly's coming in and she has to bring Sally, et cetera. And Taylor just says that was, it was awkward. And she says,
Yeah. I think that humans are more like dogs and the dogs are more like humans on this show. So Taylor arrives and people just sort of showing up and saying hi and everything. And Taylor's asking about like, who's coming. And Rodrigo says, Molly's coming in and she has to bring Sally, et cetera. And Taylor just says that was, it was awkward. And she says,
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All I know is that this girl hooked up with Shep, and then after that, she hooked up with Gaston in hopes that he would keep her around, and he didn't. I was like, okay, don't act like you won a prize by getting Gaston, okay?
All I know is that this girl hooked up with Shep, and then after that, she hooked up with Gaston in hopes that he would keep her around, and he didn't. I was like, okay, don't act like you won a prize by getting Gaston, okay?
So then Madison's like, well, I do think it's a bad sign that Gaston, is that his name? Gaston. I don't know.
So then Madison's like, well, I do think it's a bad sign that Gaston, is that his name? Gaston. I don't know.
She's just so awkward. Even at the end of her last scene with Gaston, like, she gets off the phone with Gaston, and then she still keeps looking at her phone, and it goes... Yeah. So, okay. You're not on the phone with anyone, Taylor. Who are you talking to right now? There's just something so awkward and sad about her.
She's just so awkward. Even at the end of her last scene with Gaston, like, she gets off the phone with Gaston, and then she still keeps looking at her phone, and it goes... Yeah. So, okay. You're not on the phone with anyone, Taylor. Who are you talking to right now? There's just something so awkward and sad about her.
So Sally then talks like there's this, then there's like a sort of a awkwardness with Taylor and Sally at the party. And Sally's like, she tells us, okay, I fuck Shep. Okay, cool. That was your ex. You fuck Gaston. Cool. That was my ex. We're even. We're even.
So Sally then talks like there's this, then there's like a sort of a awkwardness with Taylor and Sally at the party. And Sally's like, she tells us, okay, I fuck Shep. Okay, cool. That was your ex. You fuck Gaston. Cool. That was my ex. We're even. We're even.
And would make sense that she watched that show. And then Leva shows up. How dare you?
And would make sense that she watched that show. And then Leva shows up. How dare you?
Rock of Love was not great.
Rock of Love was not great.
I'm done. It was definitely not. What was the one with what's his face? I can't remember people's names anymore.
I'm done. It was definitely not. What was the one with what's his face? I can't remember people's names anymore.
That's fair. That's fair. I mean, this is a guy who showed up to this Carolina Cup with canes for everyone. And it's like he's just like he is over the top. JT is constantly trying to have a TV moment, which is his biggest failing. And it drives me nuts because I feel like there was a lot of potential for him. And so, you know, it doesn't drive me nuts.
That's fair. That's fair. I mean, this is a guy who showed up to this Carolina Cup with canes for everyone. And it's like he's just like he is over the top. JT is constantly trying to have a TV moment, which is his biggest failing. And it drives me nuts because I feel like there was a lot of potential for him. And so, you know, it doesn't drive me nuts.
When a phrase like that is uttered by like a sweater gay, it's really devastating. You know, like there's just a certain level of bombast. We don't act like that. So love is like, well, I just hate anyone feeling excluded. You know, in our friend group, if we were going to be like, we're not going to be friends with someone because they did something wrong, then none of us would be friends.
When a phrase like that is uttered by like a sweater gay, it's really devastating. You know, like there's just a certain level of bombast. We don't act like that. So love is like, well, I just hate anyone feeling excluded. You know, in our friend group, if we were going to be like, we're not going to be friends with someone because they did something wrong, then none of us would be friends.
That's right. Because of Leah CEO. So then Rodrigo, he's basically like, yeah, but he called her a bitch. He called Miss Patricia a bitch and live at love. I was like, I can't even imagine that. Like, I've never even heard him say that word. Like he would always talk when he, when he would talk about Madison, he always talked about brand Madison and their lovely family. He was always respectful.
That's right. Because of Leah CEO. So then Rodrigo, he's basically like, yeah, but he called her a bitch. He called Miss Patricia a bitch and live at love. I was like, I can't even imagine that. Like, I've never even heard him say that word. Like he would always talk when he, when he would talk about Madison, he always talked about brand Madison and their lovely family. He was always respectful.
Also, another thing. So this episode gone to the dogs, you know, Lisa Vanderpump gets credit for being like the dog lady of Bravo. But the truth is, I don't know if there's any show that has more over the top dog events than Southern charm. I mean, we've had weddings, we had birthday parties.
Also, another thing. So this episode gone to the dogs, you know, Lisa Vanderpump gets credit for being like the dog lady of Bravo. But the truth is, I don't know if there's any show that has more over the top dog events than Southern charm. I mean, we've had weddings, we had birthday parties.
So this is just like really, really wild.
So this is just like really, really wild.
Yeah, kind of.
Yeah, kind of.
So Madison's like, I honestly just want to shut this down. I mean, anytime I hear someone that's talking bad about me and my family, the first thing I'm going to do is address it head on. I'm going to go straight to the person and we're cutting off the head of that snake, that beta snake. Okay, if you're an alpha snake, that's one thing, but you're a beta snake. You're just a little garden snake.
So Madison's like, I honestly just want to shut this down. I mean, anytime I hear someone that's talking bad about me and my family, the first thing I'm going to do is address it head on. I'm going to go straight to the person and we're cutting off the head of that snake, that beta snake. Okay, if you're an alpha snake, that's one thing, but you're a beta snake. You're just a little garden snake.
Die, beta snake. Die, beta.
Die, beta snake. Die, beta.
It was sweet, though. Little Craig does come bounding over to Taylor to say hi. He's like, my mommy. And then now Madison's talking to Sienna, and she's like, so?
It was sweet, though. Little Craig does come bounding over to Taylor to say hi. He's like, my mommy. And then now Madison's talking to Sienna, and she's like, so?
Did you just travel here? Is that what he said?
Did you just travel here? Is that what he said?
Are you a beta? Just tell me right now. Are you a beta? Are you an alpha? I need to know if I can hang out with you. Sienna's like, yeah, I just got in last night at 12. Sounds like alpha behavior. Okay, you're approved.
Are you a beta? Just tell me right now. Are you a beta? Are you an alpha? I need to know if I can hang out with you. Sienna's like, yeah, I just got in last night at 12. Sounds like alpha behavior. Okay, you're approved.
So, yeah, Madison's like, yeah, this is not what I was expecting. She's like way too pretty for Shep. I mean, here's Taylor, dressed like Bret Michaels. And then you have a supermodel walk in and you're like, look at that over there. Yeah.
So, yeah, Madison's like, yeah, this is not what I was expecting. She's like way too pretty for Shep. I mean, here's Taylor, dressed like Bret Michaels. And then you have a supermodel walk in and you're like, look at that over there. Yeah.
so chef is like chef is like hey sally i'm happy to see you thank you i'm happy to see that you're friendly with taylor by the way she's like oh yeah i mean yeah but like i hate her boyfriend so oh yeah well you're not alone you're like If you were alone, you could be like home alone. Gosh, sorry. That's like my spirit animal.
so chef is like chef is like hey sally i'm happy to see you thank you i'm happy to see that you're friendly with taylor by the way she's like oh yeah i mean yeah but like i hate her boyfriend so oh yeah well you're not alone you're like If you were alone, you could be like home alone. Gosh, sorry. That's like my spirit animal.
I feel like every year there's some sort of like pageant or talent show or like, you know, WWE doggy wrestling moment. Like there's always some sort of crazy dog event on this show at all times.
I feel like every year there's some sort of like pageant or talent show or like, you know, WWE doggy wrestling moment. Like there's always some sort of crazy dog event on this show at all times.
Cause I'm a little boy in a house alone and robbers are trying to get me. Oh, I'm spiraling. What am I saying? I have to stop. How do I get off this carousel? Right, Sally, help me, Sally.
Cause I'm a little boy in a house alone and robbers are trying to get me. Oh, I'm spiraling. What am I saying? I have to stop. How do I get off this carousel? Right, Sally, help me, Sally.
Let me tell you something. The man of Southern charm. I think we could just say universally bear market. It's a bear market. It's not just Gaston.
Let me tell you something. The man of Southern charm. I think we could just say universally bear market. It's a bear market. It's not just Gaston.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't want to just like go up to her and just be like, hi, nice to meet you. And she turns, goes, hi, nice to meet you. She literally goes, I think that cause Rodrigo was bringing her over, but it was just so funny. She's like, no, I don't want to just like be high. And then she does exactly what she does within a heartbeat.
I don't want to just like go up to her and just be like, hi, nice to meet you. And she turns, goes, hi, nice to meet you. She literally goes, I think that cause Rodrigo was bringing her over, but it was just so funny. She's like, no, I don't want to just like be high. And then she does exactly what she does within a heartbeat.
Taylor's like, oh, that was like, oh, damn, Sienna. And she does have this big smile on her face. And Taylor goes, yeah, mostly, hopefully. I mean, that's when Taylor's supposed to say, well, that's great. I haven't heard anything about you, actually.
Taylor's like, oh, that was like, oh, damn, Sienna. And she does have this big smile on her face. And Taylor goes, yeah, mostly, hopefully. I mean, that's when Taylor's supposed to say, well, that's great. I haven't heard anything about you, actually.
So then Austin's like, that's super awkward, but I guess I'll watch. Yeah. So then Sienna's like, so you guys are, oh, and your dogs are matching too. Wow. Okay. That's cool. It's kind of cute. Kind of funny. Raising some red flags for me, but that's okay.
So then Austin's like, that's super awkward, but I guess I'll watch. Yeah. So then Sienna's like, so you guys are, oh, and your dogs are matching too. Wow. Okay. That's cool. It's kind of cute. Kind of funny. Raising some red flags for me, but that's okay.
So then we go to JT's apartment where he's there alone and he opens up a package and he's like, so is this a fun device or something cool? A book? No, it's Dustbuster. It's not fun. Excuse me, sir. A Dustbuster is a tremendous amount of fun. And I don't know where you are getting your notions of what is right and wrong, but you are really failing this season.
So then we go to JT's apartment where he's there alone and he opens up a package and he's like, so is this a fun device or something cool? A book? No, it's Dustbuster. It's not fun. Excuse me, sir. A Dustbuster is a tremendous amount of fun. And I don't know where you are getting your notions of what is right and wrong, but you are really failing this season.
Yeah, I love every time. I got a Dustbuster, my first ever Dustbuster. I got it about a year and a half ago. I keep it right in my kitchen. And anytime there's like flour on the counter or anything, I just go. And it is just so fun every single time. It's fun every single time. Never gets old.
Yeah, I love every time. I got a Dustbuster, my first ever Dustbuster. I got it about a year and a half ago. I keep it right in my kitchen. And anytime there's like flour on the counter or anything, I just go. And it is just so fun every single time. It's fun every single time. Never gets old.
Oh, because by the way, I guess the dog party's over. I thought this was a cutaway, but it turns out the dog party's over because nothing really happened.
Oh, because by the way, I guess the dog party's over. I thought this was a cutaway, but it turns out the dog party's over because nothing really happened.
Yeah, new class, too. They're doing a good job of layering in new people in a way that Vanderpump Rules had kind of failed, which is why Vanderpump Rules isn't... What happened to Vanderpump Rules is that they just were never able to get really any good new talent beyond Lala and James and then Brittany.
Yeah, new class, too. They're doing a good job of layering in new people in a way that Vanderpump Rules had kind of failed, which is why Vanderpump Rules isn't... What happened to Vanderpump Rules is that they just were never able to get really any good new talent beyond Lala and James and then Brittany.
Those are the only three major new additions, I think, that I can think of over the course of the show. But this show has been really good about layering in new people. Every season, there's sort of a new batch of people that just sort of... You're always like, why are they on this show? But they just sort of force them on us.
Those are the only three major new additions, I think, that I can think of over the course of the show. But this show has been really good about layering in new people. Every season, there's sort of a new batch of people that just sort of... You're always like, why are they on this show? But they just sort of force them on us.
Yeah, because they all have dogs. There were so many dogs. I don't think I've ever seen so many dogs on screen on Bravo ever. That includes Lisa's, you know, various dog events where James lost, like, or James was DJing. It was like, did anyone lose their Toyota Camry keys? Hello. So big dog energy here. But before we get into that, we start with small dog energy.
Yeah, because they all have dogs. There were so many dogs. I don't think I've ever seen so many dogs on screen on Bravo ever. That includes Lisa's, you know, various dog events where James lost, like, or James was DJing. It was like, did anyone lose their Toyota Camry keys? Hello. So big dog energy here. But before we get into that, we start with small dog energy.
Yeah. And let's have Vanita steam her drapes. Poor Vanita.
Yeah. And let's have Vanita steam her drapes. Poor Vanita.
I just want to say I was mad. Sorry to interrupt when she called JT and said like, Hey, do you want to, you want to meet me to have some coffee? I was like, and then you're supposed to say the next, the, you were supposed to say why you're going to have coffee. There's a certain thing you're supposed to say on the show. And not once did you say, I was just in the neighborhood.
I just want to say I was mad. Sorry to interrupt when she called JT and said like, Hey, do you want to, you want to meet me to have some coffee? I was like, and then you're supposed to say the next, the, you were supposed to say why you're going to have coffee. There's a certain thing you're supposed to say on the show. And not once did you say, I was just in the neighborhood.
And he's like, but when you FaceTimed me, I was confused. And she goes, oh, well, JT, the one time that we called you, it was because he was like, well, wait, who was in your room late at night? And I said, it was just a bunch of people that came back to my room. It was never just me and you. And so then he was asking if you were alone with JT.
And he's like, but when you FaceTimed me, I was confused. And she goes, oh, well, JT, the one time that we called you, it was because he was like, well, wait, who was in your room late at night? And I said, it was just a bunch of people that came back to my room. It was never just me and you. And so then he was asking if you were alone with JT.
Yeah. Well, then she clarifies to us and she says that like every night she calls Brett and then one night she didn't call. And so she thinks that maybe Brett was just trying to confirm that it wasn't just me and Austin hanging out drinking red wine and eating McDonald's in the bed. So then Brett...
Yeah. Well, then she clarifies to us and she says that like every night she calls Brett and then one night she didn't call. And so she thinks that maybe Brett was just trying to confirm that it wasn't just me and Austin hanging out drinking red wine and eating McDonald's in the bed. So then Brett...
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Yeah. He's like, I just felt uncomfortable with all those questions, and then everything changed with you. Like, what did I do wrong? I mean, you mean-girled me. And I'm like, why is my friend mean-girling me? She goes, you know what? I think Aston might have been right about you this whole entire time, because you are not a gentleman. You call Patricia a bitch, and you're the bitch.
Yeah. He's like, I just felt uncomfortable with all those questions, and then everything changed with you. Like, what did I do wrong? I mean, you mean-girled me. And I'm like, why is my friend mean-girling me? She goes, you know what? I think Aston might have been right about you this whole entire time, because you are not a gentleman. You call Patricia a bitch, and you're the bitch.
And he's like, what? What are you talking about? I don't believe I've ever called that woman that word. She goes, well, that's what I've heard, and I believe everything I hear. So JT basically tells us he would never call Patricia a bitch because he doesn't call women bitches because one time when he was little, he's like, you know how little boys like to challenge their moms?
And he's like, what? What are you talking about? I don't believe I've ever called that woman that word. She goes, well, that's what I've heard, and I believe everything I hear. So JT basically tells us he would never call Patricia a bitch because he doesn't call women bitches because one time when he was little, he's like, you know how little boys like to challenge their moms?
Well, I remember one day I said, can we go to 7-Eleven? I want a Slurpee. And she said, no. And I said, mom, you're a bitch. I mean, I said it right in front of Poppy Seed. I couldn't even believe it. And that was the last time I ever used that word, if you know what I'm saying.
Well, I remember one day I said, can we go to 7-Eleven? I want a Slurpee. And she said, no. And I said, mom, you're a bitch. I mean, I said it right in front of Poppy Seed. I couldn't even believe it. And that was the last time I ever used that word, if you know what I'm saying.
Yeah, and it's also, to be quite frank, I think it's unnatural for Madison to side perpetually with JT over Austin. She is someone who wants to be around an alpha, and I think she does view JT as a beta.
Yeah, and it's also, to be quite frank, I think it's unnatural for Madison to side perpetually with JT over Austin. She is someone who wants to be around an alpha, and I think she does view JT as a beta.
So as much as she can't stand Austin, as much as they've quote-unquote made peace, I think she still hates Austin, but she will still ultimately gravitate towards alpha energy before she, you know, Puts all her eggs in a beta basket.
So as much as she can't stand Austin, as much as they've quote-unquote made peace, I think she still hates Austin, but she will still ultimately gravitate towards alpha energy before she, you know, Puts all her eggs in a beta basket.
The beta basket, y'all.
The beta basket, y'all.
Thank you so much. And we still have plenty of shows next week. So stay tuned.
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I know. And then we have Taylor and Gaston. They're in her backyard. She has leaves everywhere. So he's come over with a leaf blower and he's going to get to work. I felt a little robbed. I felt like there were so many leaves. I was like, I kind of want to see those leaves get blown around. I kind of want to see what happens, you know?
I know. And then we have Taylor and Gaston. They're in her backyard. She has leaves everywhere. So he's come over with a leaf blower and he's going to get to work. I felt a little robbed. I felt like there were so many leaves. I was like, I kind of want to see those leaves get blown around. I kind of want to see what happens, you know?
Well, I wanted to see... There were so many leaves. I wanted to see all the leaves go up in the air.
Well, I wanted to see... There were so many leaves. I wanted to see all the leaves go up in the air.
The leaves need to be... I felt like it was very much Chekhov's leaves. I felt like you sort of have said like, here, look at this beautiful snow globe made of leaves. Now we're going to shake it up and that's it. We don't get to see. I was like, I wanted to, I felt, I felt like it was probably so satisfying to blow all those leaves around because I recently got a leaf blower.
The leaves need to be... I felt like it was very much Chekhov's leaves. I felt like you sort of have said like, here, look at this beautiful snow globe made of leaves. Now we're going to shake it up and that's it. We don't get to see. I was like, I wanted to, I felt, I felt like it was probably so satisfying to blow all those leaves around because I recently got a leaf blower.
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Well, you know, that's another reason why we needed to see the conclusion of the scene is because we need to see how well he leaf blows. Because if he's just coming around and just moving the leads from one side to the next, then he's actually not useful at all. Then it's just a prop to earn, to win over people who are just happy that someone's doing a chore.
Well, you know, that's another reason why we needed to see the conclusion of the scene is because we need to see how well he leaf blows. Because if he's just coming around and just moving the leads from one side to the next, then he's actually not useful at all. Then it's just a prop to earn, to win over people who are just happy that someone's doing a chore.
But like, if he's not doing the chore well, then that's not going to be worthwhile. I mean, Gaston, he has he has made an impression on two different Bravo shows already because obviously his debut off camera was on Southern Hospitality, which is also where we had Sally's debut. And then today is Sally's big episode.
But like, if he's not doing the chore well, then that's not going to be worthwhile. I mean, Gaston, he has he has made an impression on two different Bravo shows already because obviously his debut off camera was on Southern Hospitality, which is also where we had Sally's debut. And then today is Sally's big episode.
And by the way, I just want to say I really enjoy Sally on Southern Charm way more than on Southern Hospitality. I think this was a good move for her.
And by the way, I just want to say I really enjoy Sally on Southern Charm way more than on Southern Hospitality. I think this was a good move for her.
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Like Nana's chicken parmesan. It's Nana's chicken parmesan. Yeah. So there you go. You know what I like to think it was since I recently saw a little movie, a little indie movie called Wicked. I like to think that she showed up on Southern hospitality. And then basically Michelle Yeoh was like, wait a second, you're special.
Like Nana's chicken parmesan. It's Nana's chicken parmesan. Yeah. So there you go. You know what I like to think it was since I recently saw a little movie, a little indie movie called Wicked. I like to think that she showed up on Southern hospitality. And then basically Michelle Yeoh was like, wait a second, you're special.
We're gonna give you, I'm going to teach you privately and put you onto Southern charm. I'm gonna put you on the varsity level show. That's what happened. She wasn't slut shamed. She was just chosen to advance to a better show. Well, actually maybe not better show, a bigger show. So either way, leaf blowing, unsatisfying for me.
We're gonna give you, I'm going to teach you privately and put you onto Southern charm. I'm gonna put you on the varsity level show. That's what happened. She wasn't slut shamed. She was just chosen to advance to a better show. Well, actually maybe not better show, a bigger show. So either way, leaf blowing, unsatisfying for me.
Then we go to Molly on the treadmill and she's running and she's like, I sound like a dying pig. And then finally we land at JT's apartment where he takes an insulin shot and then he sits down to write a letter to Patricia. I found this scene so stressful. I was so stressed out by the scene. It was like a combination of things. It was his handwriting. It was like, why are you writing so big?
Then we go to Molly on the treadmill and she's running and she's like, I sound like a dying pig. And then finally we land at JT's apartment where he takes an insulin shot and then he sits down to write a letter to Patricia. I found this scene so stressful. I was so stressed out by the scene. It was like a combination of things. It was his handwriting. It was like, why are you writing so big?
You have a limited amount of space. Why did you not draft this ahead of time on your laptop and then transcribe it? All your word choices are so bad. Your handwriting is bad. The whole thing made me want to crawl out of my skin.
You have a limited amount of space. Why did you not draft this ahead of time on your laptop and then transcribe it? All your word choices are so bad. Your handwriting is bad. The whole thing made me want to crawl out of my skin.
well i'm gonna blame the first good old-fashioned internet by the way first george bush wow it goes back one way guys it's been a long process it's turned us into morons well i think you could blame the inventor of the internet al gore the inventor of the because it was it's the rise of the laptops and whatnot actually you could probably blame bill gates too because about marijuana how about marijuana
well i'm gonna blame the first good old-fashioned internet by the way first george bush wow it goes back one way guys it's been a long process it's turned us into morons well i think you could blame the inventor of the internet al gore the inventor of the because it was it's the rise of the laptops and whatnot actually you could probably blame bill gates too because about marijuana how about marijuana
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I have to say cursive. Yeah. I have not written in cursive in so long. You know, we spent so much time learning cursive only to discard it. Oh man. But, um, yeah, I don't know who did this, but they're all to blame. Everyone's to blame for this. So he is, he's just writing these things like, Hey, I'm sorry for being an ignorant male. No, no, no. Okay. I'm going to start with all caps.
I have to say cursive. Yeah. I have not written in cursive in so long. You know, we spent so much time learning cursive only to discard it. Oh man. But, um, yeah, I don't know who did this, but they're all to blame. Everyone's to blame for this. So he is, he's just writing these things like, Hey, I'm sorry for being an ignorant male. No, no, no. Okay. I'm going to start with all caps.
So he writes deer in all caps. Like, why are you doing that? Why are you screaming deer? He's like, no, no, no, it's offensive. Don't overthink it. Okay.
So he writes deer in all caps. Like, why are you doing that? Why are you screaming deer? He's like, no, no, no, it's offensive. Don't overthink it. Okay.
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please accept this apology for my lack of respect at the carolina code so sure okay that's a good first line and then he goes and then he starts like saying my intent was meant my intent oh god a tent was meant meant intent oh god it doesn't make sense what am i right i'm like just right Dear Miss Patricia, I am terribly sorry that I offended you. You know, what I did was totally disrespectful.
It was an attempt to welcome you in on a joke, but I think it went way wrong and it was not worth it in the end. And any joke that you have to explain is not a good joke. And please accept my humblest apologies.
Inclusion is solidarity. That is not what you say. It makes no sense.
And it's all scrunched up at the bottom, too, by the way, because the first two lines were written in gigantic handwriting. And then he had to squeeze in the with warm regards the bottom. It was just so childlike.
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Yeah, so they order food and Austin comes over and he's like, hey, by the way, what's your name, waitress? And she's like, Madison.
He goes, that's insane right now.
Your name is Madison also. He laughs. When he laughs, the mouth, the full mouth is open and he puts the tongue right in the middle.
It was just like, he's doing extra work.
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So, um, so Austin's like, you know, there used to be a time where like the name like triggered me, like, you know, and that was just like no way to live. But like, sometimes I think about like, I think about like the joy and the peace that, uh, that Audrey brings me, which I've never had before.
And then just... It was an exasperated Madison montage. It was our favorite.
so then we didn't make any sense then we go back to lunch and austin's like he's like so what's going on dude like what's wrong with you and sienna oh gosh i really like her she's got this amazing you know war about her and we see pics i know then we see pics of them all together and they're you know their food arrives and everything and she and he's like but i i do think about the future with her a hundred percent i think about
How many times I could yell at her over backyard games. Oh my God, it'll be great.
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And, and they're also doing this, like, like having this faux moment of having any sort of perspective on life. Cause Austin's like, yeah. Like, especially like if you have to like a string of those, like wonderful girls, like you just like wake up feeling emptier than fucking ever, man. I'm like, well, if they're so wonderful, why do you have a string of them?
Then why don't you just like end with your wonderful one? So Shep is like,
Yeah, that's what we were missing in our friendship before.
We were too scared to be vulnerable. So these two num nuts are going through the paces of pop psychology to explain away why they've been fuckboys. They just weren't vulnerable before, but now they are vulnerable, which means that they've just so happened to found two gorgeous negative 22-year-olds who... is now the culmination of their personal development.
You fucking... Give me a break, bro. Sir, you are the one who's invulnerable. You're the one who's mocking Craig for his saying, etc. I mean, like, say what you will about Craig. I do think Craig is pretty vulnerable. I mean, he's a complete liar, but he's vulnerable, you know, to Nigerian email scams.
You don't think Craig's vulnerable? I think it takes some vulnerability to say, to go on to a show that's like very old school and say like, I want to sew for the rest of my life. I think that's like, because he got mocked relentlessly for it. And then, you know, now he's showing everyone, you know, now he's making money off of it. But
I'm good. I'm on the threshold of a sneeze. And I'm like, is it going to happen?
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Um, I, just because Craig does not share his personal life with two toxic twits who will use any shred against him to bring him down because there are two crabs with crabs in a bucket does not mean that he's invulnerable. It just means he's selective and he's smart about who he shares with.
Oh, he goes running quacks a lot?
No, that's Howard the Duck.
Yeah, it's just, it's very distracting. It's just like a lot of circles and pointy things coming at you. So Shep is like, I just feel like he's trying to curate an image like he's starring in his own commercial. You know what I mean? I'm like, yeah, he literally is doing that. That's like what we saw.
The season opens with him, like flashbacks of him holding pillows because he's literally shooting a commercial. He's starring in his own commercial because he has a business that he needs a commercial for.
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nothing have you done anything go to a community college learn to do something like make an effort like leave craig alone for christ's sake yeah this this argument is such a funny argument to me they're like god look at craig it's like he's trying to curate this image of himself we all know what he's really like because remember when he used to do adderall up to like his eyeballs it's like yeah this is someone who's like oh
I'm doing too much Adderall. I got to turn things around. They're like, why would you turn things around? Gosh.
Gosh. Gosh. And Austin's like, tells us, the thing about Craig is he has worn so many hats. Meanwhile, Austin, by the way, has fallen into some sort of tanning bed, because he looks, I don't know what's going on with his skin, but it's like he's turned into a big patch of leather. So he's like, he's worn so many hats.
He used to run around the King Street and drink so many Jager Bombs and vodka Red Bulls, and then he's like, oh, I want to be a lawyer, okay? And then he's trying to be like, oh, I'm Martha Stewart. It's like, at least he had a hat to wear. We're still trying to find some felt so we can patch something on top of your Tucker Carlson hair.
No, to be fair, Craig is definitely leaning into this like, look at me. I'm sweet, nice Craig. I love Christmas. I love pillows. I love candlesticks. I love curtains. I love candlesticks. I love curtains. I love... Craig, Craig, stop it.
Stop, stop. It's over. The TikTok's over, Craig. Okay. Love you, chicken. Love you too, Craig. I love candlesticks. Craig.
Yeah, he's like, you know, Martha Stewart is like best friends with Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart's been to fucking jail. Martha Stewart's cool as shit. Craig just wants to sell spatulas with like a nutcracker on them. I'm like, it's better than whatever the hell Trap Hop is these days.
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Well, first of all, it's probably 10 times cheaper in Charleston. Second of all, that's pretty much it.
Okay. Paige looks absolutely thrilled to be sitting there. She's like, wow, this is great. I spend my weekends in a remote house in eastern Long Island sitting by a pool while an idiot wanders around. And now I come down here to sit by a pool in a remote location while an idiot wanders around a pool. Thanks.
Not like I need to do things like go shopping or be around civilization. Thanks, Greg. Thanks. I enjoy it back here.
Craig, oh, my gosh. Look at me, Paige. Paige, look at this.
Yeah, they were in the same outfit and Paige is just so happy that there's someone that's not Craig to talk to. She's like, oh my God, thank God you're here. I was losing my mind. Do you know how many questions I've had to answer about skimming pools?
So what's the pass?
Also, I am like forever like charmed by how Craig loves to see if Paige is happy about something. So like when Madison walks in, he immediately pivots around and looks at Paige with a big smile being like, I bet she's smiling. He's like... And he's like, he's like, oh my God, she's smiling all the time.
So then he pulls out a pasta salad out of nowhere. By the way, that was like food network. She was like, Craig, you can bring out the pasta salad. He's like, okay. And he like reaches down and a pasta salad just like materializes. I was like, what? Where'd that come from?
That's insane. I mean, hey, he's a troll for God's sake. Look at him.
And Paige is like, I mean, you're like someone's mom, like their hot mom with great taste in fashion. Yeah.
And wife. Well, you know, he was a friend of mine for a minute, but him talking about my marriage, that feels like a tossing of the corn. It's a slap in the face. I'm going to have it.
Like, who gave him the audacity to say anything about anyone?
I mean, admittedly, that's what I do all the time at my show. But I also, like, am cute, and he's like a troll.
And so Madison's like, yeah, well, wrong person, my friend. Okay, haven't you been around this group? You know, like, don't come knocking at my door. Like, literally, don't come knocking at my door. Otherwise, I'm going to have my husband beat you in the face.
She's like, well, you know, I could, you know, he's got thyroid cancer.
Craig apparently already knew, but I guess he had forgotten to tell Paige. He goes, remember chicken? He had cancer, which is such a strange sentence to say. Remember chicken?
You know what I mean? It's like, babe, these trees keep like putting leaves in the pool and I'm just like skimming and skimming and skimming. That's great, Craig. And skimming and Brett has cancer. And I'm just like, oh my God, so many leaves in the pool. That's great, Craig. He just inserts it in.
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Um, cause she just didn't want all that outside, outside noise, but he's okay now. And he's gonna be taking medication for the rest of his life. And he's in remission. And it's just been like a shitty couple of months.
And so Madison says, that's why with JT, after hearing what he's saying about us was like, I was like, I don't want to associate with my guy. This is like, it's like succotash. It's like an affront to corn. Yeah. Last thing I know, he's some weasel in the middle of it all. Like, this is real life shit. I'm going through real life shit.
Honestly, it was that one. That was hard. It's hard to think. Am I losing my looks? Does he think I'm down at his level now? So...
disgusting yeah JT's in a bad place because he you know the old phrase the opposite of love is not hate it's indifference and I feel like everyone seems kind of just like a little indifferent and like ugh whatever he's like they're like dismissing him they're not like I hate JT I mean even though she just said it you get the sense like they have closed the gates on JT it's not like there's feuds they've just basically said yeah you've you tried to come on to our show you messed it up so we're gonna you can go now
You can't come back from that. You can't come back.
Yeah, because I was actually, by the end of the episode, I was kind of feeling sorry for him. I was like, damn. Because Greg really fucked his shit up, right? Because, like, this stuff with Madison is so stupid. Like, he shouldn't have even, like, he's ridiculous for even thinking it. But Craig going around saying that JT called Patricia a bitch,
Like that's like character assassination right there. And he's not going to be able to come back from that ever. Like the well has been poisoned, if that's a phrase.
There won't be a Potomac recap on Monday because this is where we can recap our episode today. And we can take Monday off. So we're doing that summer house thing. But of course, the big news with Potomac is Karen Huger. So I think when you were talking about people driving all over the road, I'm like, are you sure you just weren't near Karen Huger?
Tyler and I have been together for nine years, and we've been asked about a million times if we're going to have children, mainly from Patricia. I think her exact words are, well, we know Whitney ain't dropping any sperm anytime soon, so what about you two gays? And I said, listen, no, just dogs.
Tyler and I, I think we're really happy with just adopting senior dogs. That's where we shine. But we see an adorable picture. Oh, yeah. Here's an adorable picture of Bella and Bo. They require not as much attention as children. So, I mean, we're good. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Doggy pardon. We're really into senior dogs.
I haven't heard that either. I'm wondering, though. My first thought was that they're saying they're into old dogs. But then I'm wondering, because they say in a little bit about how they're a dog. Basically, they adopted it from an elderly lady who couldn't take care of her dog anymore. So maybe they adopt dogs from seniors? Oh, that's cute. I don't know.
My first thought was, though, like an old dog with a cane. Or it could be like dogs that are about to graduate high school.
Maybe I, maybe I, maybe senior dogs would be more my speed.
Yeah. Yeah, I think it sounds great. Now, what if they mean senior dogs like these are dogs that are going off to college as their senior year and all they want to do is party and go to the prom. These are prom ready dogs. I don't want those dogs.
I know. You know, I would get the dog that'd be like wear a little beret that's like, I just got into NYU. Yeah, I'm going to Tisch. I'm like, you're not your dog. Yeah.
JT has really bungled his season so far. That's undeniable. But Rodrigo deciding to ban JT from the stupid party because of a conversation he had with Austin. I just feel like you should never use Austin as your primary evidence or reasoning as why to not invite someone. Now, I'm assuming Austin told him that JT called Miss Patricia a bitch and no one wants to get onto Patricia's bad side, right?
But I still am like, I'm like...
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I'm pretty sure last season, Patricia's storyline was that she was stuck in bed with a back injury. But either way, it was rude. It was definitely a rude and terrible joke on JT's part. So Patricia's like, now, you know, she finishes reading the letter, which says, admittedly, I most certainly missed the mark, and I apologize for that. With warm regards, JT.
And then she just gives a look to Whitney like,
So Whitney is like, I don't think JT is the kind of person who would call a woman a bitch. And throughout the years, Craig has had a tenuous relationship with reality and the truth.
when he's like it comes back and when he's like she really has a lot of expressions uh i remember recapping that episode we were dying laughing through that whole thing just based on her licks alone so funny yeah she was amazing so whitney is like oh this letter is clearly heartfelt so i'll give him the benefit of the doubt i mean i don't know i've got bigger things to think about like why i put so much fasting on my face for this interview but whatever
So now we go over to Shep's house and Sienna's there and they are coming home. They've got some coffee and croissants, which sounds great. And Shep was like, would you like to talk about your sleep or lack thereof? Let me guess, you stayed up late watching the riveting documentary, The Vietnam War by Ken Burns. She's like, no, it's because Craig was farting in my face all night.
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He's so invulnerable.
No, you're a dog, Craig.
Oh, oh, yeah.
and it's not just because she's gorgeous but she just has an energy and a spirit and a joy which i'm super drawn to and she lives in the bahamas and every time we have a weekend together i'm just like wow oh god i just don't feel like this way very often i'm a little boy who's happy so he's like i want to come down there you know for a little while she goes okay that would be fun and you're like maybe a month and she's like uh
That's what it's called. So Shep is like, well, enough about us. Let's start with Rod and Tyler's dog party.
Okay, so you're going to meet everyone, including my ex, Taylor.
And it's fine, I think. I don't know if she'll have a boyfriend with her, but if she does, even better. And she's like, whatever. I don't really care that much. Oh, it's so profound. And Sienna's like, c'est la vie. Mother, stop speaking French.
So now we, uh, Molly and Sally go for a walk around that one square pond that they sometimes walk around on this show. Cause they've got nothing else to do. So, um, Molly and Sally are walking and you know, I'm talking about, dude, that's like, I feel like Olivia and Taylor walked around it last season. Everyone goes there. It's the pond. It's the pond that everyone likes walking around.
Yeah. Yeah. So Molly's talking about how she met Sally working at Republic. So I'm sure if we go back in our Southern Hospitality recaps, we probably saw Molly and we're like, look at that girl. She looks so bored. So she's saying that they were both front door VIP.
And oddly enough, they didn't show any footage of Sally being front door because that was a whole thing on last season on Southern Hospitality. They didn't cross purpose, but. whatever.
Yeah. Or it's how you just wrap a girl named Polly. He gets mad. Yeah. So, Molly.
Yeah. But now we're talking about Molly, not Polly. And Molly is talking about Sally. And Molly has this to say about Sally, which is that Sally, for her day job, she teaches searches how to use surgical robots, which is pretty cool.
And Sally's like, did you smack him? I would have smacked him when he said that. She's like, no, because I would have eaten three right in front of him. Molly's like, well, honestly, I feel like I stopped eating after he said that. And I was like, nah, I don't want to eat that cupcake. And Sally's like, well, just don't take it to heart. That was stupid.
And Sally's like, yeah, it was like two in the morning and he like wouldn't leave my place.
She's like, I was like, Shep, I'm getting you an Uber. Please get your man stank out of my bed.
Shep, like, I'm sorry, you're just, like, not the kind of guy that I see myself with. I'm not interested in human puddles. So, yeah, you have to go.
And Stella's like, I'm not saying, like, I regret it or anything, but I definitely was not bragging about it. Okay, I've been with Gaston.
And Molly's like, you and Taylor, you know, you guys obviously have a similar taste in men, I guess. And Sally's like, yeah, I just think we could bond over a lot of stuff. I don't know. Like, do I want to see her boyfriend? No, not really. So basically they're setting up that there could be a tense moment at this dog party. And speaking of which, Taylor is getting ready.
We see her getting ready and she's being on a hat. So she FaceTimes Gaston to find out what he's up to. And he's not terribly interested. In fact, he doesn't even go to this party in this episode because he doesn't want to be around that whole group.
He probably doesn't want to be confronted about his own cheating, etc., So Taylor's like, she's trying to like show off like her outfit and everything. And, you know, they're like, okay, cool. And she says to us, Gaston's like a little cutthroat of a human being, which is like a weird thing to say. And by the way, also not an attractive quality.
These are his boundaries. Yeah. He's cutthroat. Yeah. Forgiving spirit. What? I don't know. Forgiving spirit.
Yeah. I think that humans are more like dogs and the dogs are more like humans on this show. So Taylor arrives and people just sort of showing up and saying hi and everything. And Taylor's asking about like, who's coming. And Rodrigo says, Molly's coming in and she has to bring Sally, et cetera. And Taylor just says that was, it was awkward. And she says,
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All I know is that this girl hooked up with Shep, and then after that, she hooked up with Gaston in hopes that he would keep her around, and he didn't. I was like, okay, don't act like you won a prize by getting Gaston, okay?
So then Madison's like, well, I do think it's a bad sign that Gaston, is that his name? Gaston. I don't know.
She's just so awkward. Even at the end of her last scene with Gaston, like, she gets off the phone with Gaston, and then she still keeps looking at her phone, and it goes... Yeah. So, okay. You're not on the phone with anyone, Taylor. Who are you talking to right now? There's just something so awkward and sad about her.
So Sally then talks like there's this, then there's like a sort of a awkwardness with Taylor and Sally at the party. And Sally's like, she tells us, okay, I fuck Shep. Okay, cool. That was your ex. You fuck Gaston. Cool. That was my ex. We're even. We're even.
And would make sense that she watched that show. And then Leva shows up. How dare you?
Rock of Love was not great.
I'm done. It was definitely not. What was the one with what's his face? I can't remember people's names anymore.
That's fair. That's fair. I mean, this is a guy who showed up to this Carolina Cup with canes for everyone. And it's like he's just like he is over the top. JT is constantly trying to have a TV moment, which is his biggest failing. And it drives me nuts because I feel like there was a lot of potential for him. And so, you know, it doesn't drive me nuts.
When a phrase like that is uttered by like a sweater gay, it's really devastating. You know, like there's just a certain level of bombast. We don't act like that. So love is like, well, I just hate anyone feeling excluded. You know, in our friend group, if we were going to be like, we're not going to be friends with someone because they did something wrong, then none of us would be friends.
That's right. Because of Leah CEO. So then Rodrigo, he's basically like, yeah, but he called her a bitch. He called Miss Patricia a bitch and live at love. I was like, I can't even imagine that. Like, I've never even heard him say that word. Like he would always talk when he, when he would talk about Madison, he always talked about brand Madison and their lovely family. He was always respectful.
Also, another thing. So this episode gone to the dogs, you know, Lisa Vanderpump gets credit for being like the dog lady of Bravo. But the truth is, I don't know if there's any show that has more over the top dog events than Southern charm. I mean, we've had weddings, we had birthday parties.
So this is just like really, really wild.
Yeah, kind of.
So Madison's like, I honestly just want to shut this down. I mean, anytime I hear someone that's talking bad about me and my family, the first thing I'm going to do is address it head on. I'm going to go straight to the person and we're cutting off the head of that snake, that beta snake. Okay, if you're an alpha snake, that's one thing, but you're a beta snake. You're just a little garden snake.
Die, beta snake. Die, beta.
It was sweet, though. Little Craig does come bounding over to Taylor to say hi. He's like, my mommy. And then now Madison's talking to Sienna, and she's like, so?
Did you just travel here? Is that what he said?
Are you a beta? Just tell me right now. Are you a beta? Are you an alpha? I need to know if I can hang out with you. Sienna's like, yeah, I just got in last night at 12. Sounds like alpha behavior. Okay, you're approved.
So, yeah, Madison's like, yeah, this is not what I was expecting. She's like way too pretty for Shep. I mean, here's Taylor, dressed like Bret Michaels. And then you have a supermodel walk in and you're like, look at that over there. Yeah.
so chef is like chef is like hey sally i'm happy to see you thank you i'm happy to see that you're friendly with taylor by the way she's like oh yeah i mean yeah but like i hate her boyfriend so oh yeah well you're not alone you're like If you were alone, you could be like home alone. Gosh, sorry. That's like my spirit animal.
I feel like every year there's some sort of like pageant or talent show or like, you know, WWE doggy wrestling moment. Like there's always some sort of crazy dog event on this show at all times.
Cause I'm a little boy in a house alone and robbers are trying to get me. Oh, I'm spiraling. What am I saying? I have to stop. How do I get off this carousel? Right, Sally, help me, Sally.
Let me tell you something. The man of Southern charm. I think we could just say universally bear market. It's a bear market. It's not just Gaston.
Okay.
I don't want to just like go up to her and just be like, hi, nice to meet you. And she turns, goes, hi, nice to meet you. She literally goes, I think that cause Rodrigo was bringing her over, but it was just so funny. She's like, no, I don't want to just like be high. And then she does exactly what she does within a heartbeat.
Taylor's like, oh, that was like, oh, damn, Sienna. And she does have this big smile on her face. And Taylor goes, yeah, mostly, hopefully. I mean, that's when Taylor's supposed to say, well, that's great. I haven't heard anything about you, actually.
So then Austin's like, that's super awkward, but I guess I'll watch. Yeah. So then Sienna's like, so you guys are, oh, and your dogs are matching too. Wow. Okay. That's cool. It's kind of cute. Kind of funny. Raising some red flags for me, but that's okay.
So then we go to JT's apartment where he's there alone and he opens up a package and he's like, so is this a fun device or something cool? A book? No, it's Dustbuster. It's not fun. Excuse me, sir. A Dustbuster is a tremendous amount of fun. And I don't know where you are getting your notions of what is right and wrong, but you are really failing this season.
Yeah, I love every time. I got a Dustbuster, my first ever Dustbuster. I got it about a year and a half ago. I keep it right in my kitchen. And anytime there's like flour on the counter or anything, I just go. And it is just so fun every single time. It's fun every single time. Never gets old.
Oh, because by the way, I guess the dog party's over. I thought this was a cutaway, but it turns out the dog party's over because nothing really happened.
Yeah, new class, too. They're doing a good job of layering in new people in a way that Vanderpump Rules had kind of failed, which is why Vanderpump Rules isn't... What happened to Vanderpump Rules is that they just were never able to get really any good new talent beyond Lala and James and then Brittany.
Those are the only three major new additions, I think, that I can think of over the course of the show. But this show has been really good about layering in new people. Every season, there's sort of a new batch of people that just sort of... You're always like, why are they on this show? But they just sort of force them on us.
Yeah, because they all have dogs. There were so many dogs. I don't think I've ever seen so many dogs on screen on Bravo ever. That includes Lisa's, you know, various dog events where James lost, like, or James was DJing. It was like, did anyone lose their Toyota Camry keys? Hello. So big dog energy here. But before we get into that, we start with small dog energy.
Yeah. And let's have Vanita steam her drapes. Poor Vanita.
I just want to say I was mad. Sorry to interrupt when she called JT and said like, Hey, do you want to, you want to meet me to have some coffee? I was like, and then you're supposed to say the next, the, you were supposed to say why you're going to have coffee. There's a certain thing you're supposed to say on the show. And not once did you say, I was just in the neighborhood.
And he's like, but when you FaceTimed me, I was confused. And she goes, oh, well, JT, the one time that we called you, it was because he was like, well, wait, who was in your room late at night? And I said, it was just a bunch of people that came back to my room. It was never just me and you. And so then he was asking if you were alone with JT.
Yeah. Well, then she clarifies to us and she says that like every night she calls Brett and then one night she didn't call. And so she thinks that maybe Brett was just trying to confirm that it wasn't just me and Austin hanging out drinking red wine and eating McDonald's in the bed. So then Brett...
It's not an opening montage unless we see Vanita doing something around her household while Charles watches. And in today's episode, it's her steaming her curtains and then steaming her pajamas and Charles looking as if like. Can we ever go outside nipples?
Yeah. He's like, I just felt uncomfortable with all those questions, and then everything changed with you. Like, what did I do wrong? I mean, you mean-girled me. And I'm like, why is my friend mean-girling me? She goes, you know what? I think Aston might have been right about you this whole entire time, because you are not a gentleman. You call Patricia a bitch, and you're the bitch.
And he's like, what? What are you talking about? I don't believe I've ever called that woman that word. She goes, well, that's what I've heard, and I believe everything I hear. So JT basically tells us he would never call Patricia a bitch because he doesn't call women bitches because one time when he was little, he's like, you know how little boys like to challenge their moms?
Well, I remember one day I said, can we go to 7-Eleven? I want a Slurpee. And she said, no. And I said, mom, you're a bitch. I mean, I said it right in front of Poppy Seed. I couldn't even believe it. And that was the last time I ever used that word, if you know what I'm saying.
Yeah, and it's also, to be quite frank, I think it's unnatural for Madison to side perpetually with JT over Austin. She is someone who wants to be around an alpha, and I think she does view JT as a beta.
So as much as she can't stand Austin, as much as they've quote-unquote made peace, I think she still hates Austin, but she will still ultimately gravitate towards alpha energy before she, you know, Puts all her eggs in a beta basket.
The beta basket, y'all.
Thank you so much. And we still have plenty of shows next week. So stay tuned.
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I know. And then we have Taylor and Gaston. They're in her backyard. She has leaves everywhere. So he's come over with a leaf blower and he's going to get to work. I felt a little robbed. I felt like there were so many leaves. I was like, I kind of want to see those leaves get blown around. I kind of want to see what happens, you know?
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Well, you know, that's another reason why we needed to see the conclusion of the scene is because we need to see how well he leaf blows. Because if he's just coming around and just moving the leads from one side to the next, then he's actually not useful at all. Then it's just a prop to earn, to win over people who are just happy that someone's doing a chore.
But like, if he's not doing the chore well, then that's not going to be worthwhile. I mean, Gaston, he has he has made an impression on two different Bravo shows already because obviously his debut off camera was on Southern Hospitality, which is also where we had Sally's debut. And then today is Sally's big episode.
And by the way, I just want to say I really enjoy Sally on Southern Charm way more than on Southern Hospitality. I think this was a good move for her.
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Like Nana's chicken parmesan. It's Nana's chicken parmesan. Yeah. So there you go. You know what I like to think it was since I recently saw a little movie, a little indie movie called Wicked. I like to think that she showed up on Southern hospitality. And then basically Michelle Yeoh was like, wait a second, you're special.
We're gonna give you, I'm going to teach you privately and put you onto Southern charm. I'm gonna put you on the varsity level show. That's what happened. She wasn't slut shamed. She was just chosen to advance to a better show. Well, actually maybe not better show, a bigger show. So either way, leaf blowing, unsatisfying for me.
Then we go to Molly on the treadmill and she's running and she's like, I sound like a dying pig. And then finally we land at JT's apartment where he takes an insulin shot and then he sits down to write a letter to Patricia. I found this scene so stressful. I was so stressed out by the scene. It was like a combination of things. It was his handwriting. It was like, why are you writing so big?
You have a limited amount of space. Why did you not draft this ahead of time on your laptop and then transcribe it? All your word choices are so bad. Your handwriting is bad. The whole thing made me want to crawl out of my skin.
well i'm gonna blame the first good old-fashioned internet by the way first george bush wow it goes back one way guys it's been a long process it's turned us into morons well i think you could blame the inventor of the internet al gore the inventor of the because it was it's the rise of the laptops and whatnot actually you could probably blame bill gates too because about marijuana how about marijuana
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I have to say cursive. Yeah. I have not written in cursive in so long. You know, we spent so much time learning cursive only to discard it. Oh man. But, um, yeah, I don't know who did this, but they're all to blame. Everyone's to blame for this. So he is, he's just writing these things like, Hey, I'm sorry for being an ignorant male. No, no, no. Okay. I'm going to start with all caps.
So he writes deer in all caps. Like, why are you doing that? Why are you screaming deer? He's like, no, no, no, it's offensive. Don't overthink it. Okay.
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She likes arts. well done it's it's it's really it was it's an amazing video uh two two videos at least i don't know if there's another video but they're they're they're really worth watching uh also as long as i mentioned this a few days ago but in case you didn't listen to that episode i will say it here on the salt lake city episode i apologize for devaluing bronwyn's passport holder gift
I personally thought they were tchotchkes. Many people who are up on their passport holder knowledge wrote me messages to say they were actually $600 a piece. They were like Kelly Ben Simone's or something like that. I forget the Judith Lieber, Kelly Lieber, Joanna Lieber, whoever it is. It's a designer passport case. I stand corrected. It turns out they were not tchotchkes.
Although to me, they look like they were from Zazzle. But either way, now we know. Now we know the truth.
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You guys have really no idea how many messages I got every single day. It'd be like, hey, I was just catching up on Salt Lake City, and that passport holder, it's actually $600. Here's the link. I was like, how does everyone know about it? Did it go viral? Was it a thing? Why do people know about the passport holder? I don't know. But then again, I guess everyone knows different things, right?
It's just so funny that a passport holder landed on so many people's radars.
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This is some good old aqua aerobics shade. So they do. This is what they also did on Orange County last year, I think. Didn't they do some aqua aerobics? So I wonder if it was the same guy. Did they go to Puerto Vallarta last year when they went on the Mexico trip? I don't know.
So they do this, and they're doing aquaerobics, and then we see Whitney's like, Angie has zero rhythm, because they all have to do this alligator thing with her hands, like left, right, left, right. And we see Angie is 100% out of sync. All their hands go up and her hand is down. All their hands go down, her hand is up. It was amazing. It was like me.
Speaking of pressure, no, don't start from the beginning.
You went too far, too far back, Angie. Come on. I mean, Whitney, Whitney, forward, Whitney, forward. You exploited my vagina. That's too far back.
Speaking of pressure. Wow. That water aerobics was good. It was much harder than I thought. Speaking of harder than I thought, God, Bronwyn. Whitney's segue into talking shit. So she's like... Yeah, I felt bad. She, you know, cause we've all been in that position.
And Heather's like, I feel bad for her when she was talking about how the dog bites, all the dog bites and how Todd wouldn't even come to the ER. And then we see them talking about the dog bites and stuff. And apparently, oh yeah, this is the flashback. Lisa's like, so were you in shock or were you screaming or were you crying? Like, what was that like?
Was it like that time I went to Taco Bell and the Diet Coke machine was broken? Oh, the trauma is coming back. Oh.
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Well, when he saw the gaping wounds and the pools of blood and the festering rabies in my leg, he thought, okay, well, maybe it's not a scratch. And Heather's like, it is not a scratch.
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Imagine if there was something called Werther's Fakes. um also by the way there is a delicious irony in todd there's an there's delicious irony in todd ceo of palm pilot talking about like about knowing when to walk away i'm like sir where are the palm pilots where are the palm pilots now yeah uh so um yeah this is pretty crazy you know but they're gonna make this a huge
So Heather is like, well, I just don't benefit of the doubt. I'm sorry. I tried to give him benefit of the doubt earlier in the season, but it's it's gone. It's gone.
And we got Salt Lake City to talk about today. In case you are under a rock, we are going back on tour next year. And we're going to tons of different places. And actually, we have a pretty big announcement. which is we can now officially say that we are doing our very first ever Vegas show. We are going to Las Vegas. It took us long enough, right?
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He's in a hot tub playing a saxophone, hoping he can... He can tell people he's a California raisin. Yeah, no, it's not the same. Well, whatever. I don't care. I don't know. I actually have no... I don't care. And I don't know why I'm about to just take a stance. I was like, sometimes when you take a stance, I'm like, I'm going to take a stance too. And I was like, I have no idea.
So that show is, of course, I don't actually have the date, but it's going to be in May, and we're really excited. It's going to be at Wiseguy's. Tickets are on sale tomorrow, but there's actually a presale happening now for our Patreon patrons. That's going to be on May 15th. So we are so excited to do our first Vegas show. It's going to be wild and crazy.
yeah i think i would like to stay in that beetlejuice house and just have fun you know um i think can you imagine all that dog poop in a two-bedroom apartment i mean then you're really sleeping this doesn't work it doesn't work uh by the way when heather says you know in my marriage i put myself on the back seat that now now this whole season makes sense because when she met bronwyn and they were hanging out bronwyn was in the front seat and heather was in the back seat of the car so no wonder why heather was tr was triggered by her the back seat is her trauma space
It all makes sense now.
Yeah. She just has to be in the right row.
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Fuck them.
Shame them for their actions. Yes. Okay. So now everyone is... All the girls, they're going out to a patio and there's gifts. And Lisa's like, Hi! Is everyone ready for yacht day? Here's some Vita bags. They have your names on them. So then Bronwyn, she gives...
them all a tote bag a canvas a nice canvas tote bag with stuff in it and Bronwyn's like obviously Lisa thinks I'm too bougie to function and I'm spoiled so like the grateful guest I am I will accept this gift but you know I'm also wondering I mean who would use a canvas bag am I right like okay Bronwyn This is not the hill to die on.
I think this is like, she's trying to be like, what a ridiculous, like, I'll be grateful for this totally unusable, lacking in function gift. I'm like, and she's like, what would you use a canvas bag for? Even the producer's like, do you go grocery shopping? She's like, no. I mean, what do you, what do you, do you put this on your head?
Also, people have been asking for the ticket links. for Austin and Dallas and Charlotte. We finally have the links up. The pre-sale there is happening also today. And all the tickets for Vegas, Dallas, Austin, and Charlotte, those will all be on sale to the public tomorrow, which is Friday, December 20th, as well as all of our other dates, including February 1st, which is the Golden Crappies.
It's actually the most useful gift we've ever seen on any Housewives show. On a franchise where, like, every gift is some strain. It's like a lotion that no one's ever going to use or some tchotchke jewelry or whatever. Like, a tote bag is an actively useful gift. I want to beat a tote bag. And Bronwyn is like, what do you even use this for?
almost drove off a cliff so she's counting iconic lines as she goes to sleep whitney whitney of course is so obnoxious because meredith is clearly mapping so when he's like meredith meredith are you okay I'm just closing my eyes. I didn't sleep very well. Maybe you noticed that when most people close their eyes, they're trying to nap. But thanks a lot for waking me up.
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you know at the beginning of the year it's been a very challenging year for henry um in the beginning i feel like he like didn't want to make friends and he like wasn't trying to make friends but then after being forced to go on several mini dates with me and john he was like oh my god i need a social life so it all worked out in the end yeah it's not his friends like i'll drop him off at the movies and i'll meet his friend john
Yeah. And we just like love him. We're like doting on him. He's like, and how about all of his cologne collection? Oh yeah. He's up to 15 colognes. I was like, something's going on with the collections on this show between the Starbucks cups and the colognes. I don't know. We got to check in on Salt Lake City. Let's get some better collections.
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Brittany goes, and so she's, by the way, we're, this is actually kind of nice because Henry was having issues, you know, like I still think that story about no one coming to his birthday party is so heartbreaking. And so, and I know it was like, okay, invitations were sent out late, but it's still really sad. And it makes me, it does, does make me happy.
And this is like, this is actually a nice moment for Lisa. And then Brittany just pushes forward and she goes, oh, you guys this is so unsupportive because like last night i gave you a story about olivia and then it was like a really big deal and then it was just like crickets and they're all like who's olivia
And Bronwyn is like, well, let me give that a little nod. And I was like, the difference is I know Henry and I see him. He's a real person to me. I don't know who Olivia is. I mean, are you just talking about scandal? Because knowing you, you could just be talking about scandal.
Hi, Ma. It's like, you know, wait. This is my daughter, Olivia.
And I feel, I feel like, well, we weren't even talking about you. Uh, we were talking about Lisa's son.
Are you talking about What's-Her-Face?
Raven-Symoné? That's Raven, right? Is it? Raven-Symoné?
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You know what? Can I tell you something? Wait, look at this picture of Raven-Symoné. This is actually kind of an amazing thing right here. I'm bringing it up right now. Present. Here it is. Oh, wait, it's Judith Lieber, everyone. Judith Lieber. That's so Judith.
Britney just is. She's just so clunky with her housewifery that she just doesn't realize how clunky she is. And the bar is low on this show. Again, we have Whitney Rose. Speaking of pressure, and if you can't even get up to Whitney's level of clunky, Whitney is base level clunkiness. The base amount of clunkiness you're allowed to have in order to do, like, have acceptable housewife moments.
Mm-hmm. So Brittany is like, Bronwyn, you are a fucking bitch. And Bronwyn's like, well, do you have anything else to say? She's like, I mean, why are you such a troublemaker? She's like, oh, no, I'm looking at Lisa.
so she's like it turns out this was actually all a ploy this was all a ploy to make uh lisa fall into a trap like will lisa defend me right now she's like let me let me push britney to the edge that way britney says something mean about me now let's see if lisa defends me
Sorry, I got tangled in my carpet. So did Lisa.
Meanwhile, the first three seasons of this show was a round robin of people accusing other people of not having the back. I'm your ride or die. I will ride or die. You're not being ride or die for me. I'm your ride or die. You've got to be ride or die.
Like, this whole show was built on complaining about other people not having each other's backs, so then Lisa being surprised that Bronwyn's just gonna enter the fray and pull, like, the standard Salt Lake City card, and she's like, wait, why?
Because, although, on the other hand, the whiplash or the pivot from, like, nice scene talking about Henry to all of a sudden Lisa has done something terribly wrong and she didn't even realize, it's pretty funny.
I'm trying to be a great friend to you and there's like nothing good enough because except when I tell you that I don't feel close to you and you don't
fucking care lisa braun lisa tells us braun you're a big girl i don't know why every time you're in a fight with someone i have to be in a fight with them too i don't expect you to be in fights with everyone that i'm in fights with or trust me you would have no friends and then she smiles at the camera like bitch meanwhile fast forward to angie and meredith at the end of the episode and lisa jumping in on meredith's behalf so she's like i don't understand what i have to if you're fighting with someone why do i have to be involved and later on she like happily inserts herself
You know what, it's not a show about Utah unless there's a reference to a swing. So she- Literal swingers everywhere we turn. Literal, literal swingers. So she gets a text from Whitney and to go meet Whitney and to say, come meet me and Angie for water aerobics in 20 minutes.
I don't know if there is a villain this season. I think they're all just, they're all just stepping up to the plate, going after each other. They like do their time and then someone else comes up. So I don't know. I'm not getting villain. I think Lisa is just being Lisa.
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um it said this is her tweet this is the entirety of her tweet liars need to shut their mouth mom mom it has it has so many retweets it's just her liars need to shut their mouth sometimes you just keep need to keep it simple you know
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Swings, am I right? So then we go over to Bronwyn's room and she's also getting into glam. And so she calls Todd. She's like, what's going on there? Are the dogs okay, Todd?
a hallway away you know this was bronwyn's um this was her like sob story episode and i don't mean that in a i don't mean that in a dismissive way but like all great housewives they know how to clap back they get into fights they hold their own but when the when the pressure's on they they give the sob story this is like what leon locken would do at all times like when leon locken was caught with every episode
Leanne Locken was the best. She's like, well, I'm sorry.
Now I'm not saying also that what Bronwyn says later in the episode is just like some, like what, like a, like a silly story that she manipulates for tears. It's like, it doesn't matter.
But the point is that she, this is her episode. This is her episode.
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But you'll fit right in. she's i mean she's going to she's going too fast like she we saw season one bronwyn season two we're on like are we already on season four bronwyn and we haven't even finished like episode 14 or whatever like this is uh she's like her her
The fact that she's already at this place of taking one comment and reading so far into it that then she comes out of it saying like, and you just called me a snob. You have to be you have to have a few seasons on your belt before you're doing that sort of thing. So she's really she's she's going too fast. She's going to explode.
I know. Was this Bobby? Bobby, were you taking secret footage of your parents doing water aerobics?
Bobby, why are you talking like that?
We haven't seen much of Bobby this season. She's probably out, like, swerving that golf cart around.
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Do you have a tissue? He's like, no, ma'am, I don't have a tissue. Every like two minutes, she has like two lines that she keeps coming back to, which is, oh, I'm very rich. I'm very rich. Do you have a tissue? Do you have a tissue? Ma'am, we do not have tissues in the patrol car.
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Like, before it gets good again. This is the M&M's. This is the getting M&M's in Act 2. Intermission. But honestly, okay, I'm not going to keep doing this disclaimer about like, I think Raquel seems like a cool person. She's awesome. Like I like her personality. Please know going forward, any criticism of Raquel has that couch in it. I'm just sort of sick of doing that disclaimer.
I don't even know why I feel like I have to do it anymore. But that being said, Raquel's kind of a dud as a housewife, if you ask me. She's nice. She has shared some very emotional moments that I have enjoyed. But, like, for her to come on here and be like, oh, I'm excited to see this side of Rebecca. Maybe she just needed a little vacay. They're all like, finally, Rebecca.
You're not being boring. I'm like, have you guys held a mirror up to your faces and seen what's happened on this season? Rebecca, to me, has been one of the most interesting parts of this season. And you guys are all sitting here doing pranks and being boring as fuck. So stop coming down on Rebecca.
When you guys are the ones who need to be doing the heavy lifting because you guys are the full-fledged housewives.
I just, they're coming down on Rebecca. They're coming down on Rebecca for not being interesting. But like, what are you guys doing? I mean, I think some of them are trying. I think actually Psy, I cannot believe that Psy is on the upper echelon of this cast now. Because I do think that she is trying to make an effort. Erin drives me nuts. She is making an effort though.
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But she's direct. She's direct. It's so weird to me. People say online that one of the problems with this show is that the cast is not very authentic. And I think that, unfortunately, they are authentic. And I'm like, I don't know why it's just not really working.
It's just the cast does not have a chemistry. And on top of that, production does not have a good vision for the show and they are not creating a good narrative for us to follow.
yeah if you want to hear us about this show for an hour literally stay here because that's what we're going to do and if you don't i totally understand but don't expect anything different because i'm not giving it to you okay i mean we still try to have fun with it we still try to find the comedy and things and like you know we still poke fun but it's just it's so hard like you just want in terms it's hard to watch
bravo put this shit up on the air and it's just like just just make it better just find tweet do something do something anyway it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial
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She says, she says, I mean, for whatever reason, my hair, it's down there. It's just like straight. It's like, it's like Jessel's hair. And Jessel's like, so basically I have Jenna Lyons' pubes on my head.
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So they go back to the house, and it's cold. They're so cold. I'm cold. No, I'm cold. No, I am cold like a basic bitch. So they're cold, and they're going to all get into bed, and then they're just talking about how cold it is because it's cold.
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Uber's like, oh, dude, I am not feeling good because of that fucking cheese.
And Uber's like, oh, can I have my room back?
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Yeah, she says there's different levels of homophobia. Like, oh, I love gay people. They're everywhere. But when it's your daughter, it's like a little different. So she hasn't met... Her mom hasn't met Mel in years. They met years ago. And she hasn't seen the kids. And, you know, it's basically because of this, you know, Raquel's kids don't really have a grandmother, you know.
And she says, one of the most hurtful parts is that my children have been robbed of a grandmother. And they feel it. They feel the absence. And... It's very difficult. And then Sai tells us that she will never not speak to her children. She would never allow it.
And, you know, but like there's a lot of like old school Latinas who have a hard time admitting their faults and they sweep things under the rug.
Yeah. So then she's like, well, I was speaking on the phone to my mother and she was explaining she's got these heart palpitations that she's been getting and she thought she was having a heart attack. And I asked her before and she was like, I said, is it anxiety? And she goes, I don't know. And, you know, normally she said, no, it's not. But this time she said, I don't know.
And I just feel like it's scary. And like, children, we're just more open in our generation. And, you know, I understand why she has heart palpitations because, you know, the killing of the Russian general sends a message, but it doesn't change the war. Sorry, scrolling. Scrolling, Ronnie. Scrolling.
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Again, this speaks to the poor direction of this show. I think they're giving us these scenes to give texture to these women and subtext and texture and make us understand and see them as three-dimensional people. I get all that. But also, it's just like...
I feel like the big mistake with this reboot is that Bravo is trying to make these people our best friends and make us want to bond with them and want to hang out with them and want to aspire to be them. And that is just not what the real Housewives is all about. And in fact,
The goofier and sillier and campier these women are, that's usually when we actually feel bonded to them and want to hang out with them. We all want to hang out with, like, Luann and Sonya. Well, maybe not Sonya. Maybe too much of a mess. Dorinda. Like, heck, if someone said they want to hang out with Kyle Richards, I would get it.
But, like, we want to hang out with them because we've been in the trenches with them in the silliness of the show, not because we can sit there and bond over the sadness in our lives.
And Rebecca's like, but last night, did you not think that we had it out? Did you not see how much I was squinting? It was just like a machine gun of squints. Like I was like Rambo. I was like squint Rambo. Was that not enough for you? She's like, no. She's like, really? Squimbo. That was a squimbo.
And Rebecca's like, she's like, I mean, it's like, Jenna says, no, I just, it just doesn't seem like you were having it out. She goes, oh, well, it's just, it's how you deal with a child when they're having a tantrum. Just squint at them. It works every single time.
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And Rebecca's like, I mean, I think you can't throw stones if you like. And Jenna goes, if you live in a glass house. Oh my God, thank you. I didn't know where I was going with that sentence. Jessel's like,
well i think she has a lot to get through i mean if she's gonna do this baby with gideon i mean and rebecca's like really it's like yeah and then jenna's like yeah i know i just i didn't realize they were doing it together i mean but it's awesome it's cool that they're gonna try to do that yeah and uh they're all talking about wow gideon's so great and oh it's not hypocritical at all that brent
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And I say this as someone who made quite a mess in her virginity bed, which I still have. Literally just squirted. Squirted all over that virginity bed. Rebecca's like, I think in just in a situation where it's just like her and I, we can like sort of come to like, oh, let's all get along and let's just like be nice.
And I can just remind her that I have succeeded in every way that she has failed in life. And I think that'll be okay.
Mom seems fine, but we know it's not. We know it's like she's on camera, she's on best behavior, but the mom seems fine to us. I'm not going to discount Raquel on this one, though, but it's just funny.
One of the classic tropes on Bravo is that someone will just talk for episodes about how awful their mom is, and then their mom comes onto TV, and they're like, hi, honey, how's it going?
um so she introduces her mom to everyone and um hugging and Brynn empathizes because she hasn't spoken to her biological mom in 15 years so she you know she she imagines how special this is they talk about bacalao which I've never had but now I actually really want to try it because it sounded delicious all I heard was like salt fish and I love a salty fish so Yeah, no, I give me some bacalao.
Find me some bacalao, people. And then Rebecca is, I think Rebecca was like.
And, of course, Jenna leaves out Jessel. She's like, where's my smoochy smooch on the lips? Like, what the heck? I literally look like a vagina. Wouldn't you want to put a mouth in me? And then the producer's like, by the way, Jessel, have you ever dipped your toe in the lady pond? She's like, no, I never did that. So maybe I'll do that when I'm 56 and bored of Parvitt.
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And then a genuine funny moment happens and Jessel's like, so when was the last time you guys saw each other? And Raquel's like, about six years ago. And Marianne's like, yeah, it was a few months after Maria. So she came down to help me out. And Jessel's like, and Maria is your daughter. Hurricane Maria. More of this, please.
That's not how hurricanes work, Jessel. Are you sure? Are we talking about lanterns? No, actual hurricanes. So she's like, what? I mean, in all fairness, that hurricane happened when? Like 2019, 2018? I thought Maria was his sister or something. I don't fucking know.
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Yeah, it was terrible. There was not, there's just like, there's no, the streetlights were out for like a year. They didn't like, water would come in, water would come out. You know, Jess was like, I'm sorry, are we still talking about your boring cousin Maria? But Maria should pay her electricity then. I'm just saying. It's not that difficult. Just like stop at the stop signs and drive forward.
Why do you need electricity, Maria?
Done. Is that for Maria? Listen, don't take it personally, Raquel. Once you get to a certain age, you do not understand how to use Apple products. That's just how it is.
So, you know, Apple TV, if they call me, it's like, I have a quick question. Apple TV is not working. She'll never call me, though.
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So, Uba goes to hang out with Sai, and Uba was saying that she was afraid that there was going to be a lot of tears. And Sai was saying, like, no, no, no. She's like my mom. You know, like, they just ignore everything. Some mothers are just very tough. And she's like, mine, if she did something wrong, she'd just pick up exactly where she left off. Like, we don't even talk about it.
You know, I think she just has the same sort of mom as me. Puerto Ricans, especially back in the day, they just were...
Yeah. And now we're in old San Juan. And Uba has chosen to wear a kitten heel with a spike, which is scandalizing people, especially Jessel, because Jessel's like, how do you even walk like that? And Brynn is... Rebecca goes up. Rebecca tells Brynn, like, hey, by the way, at some point, I'd like to talk to you. I will not even squint. It'll be full-eyed. And I hope you will accept this.
Let's scroll because it's like basically the group splits up into content creators who just like to take photos of themselves and non-content creators. And then it just goes and goes and goes.
i would love that so then um uh bren so they're shopping and bren is with jenna uh wait who is she with no she's just talking and they're in a store with cocktails and aaron says oh my kids are facetiming me it's like oh my god let's answer so aaron's daughter layla is on the phone and she's crying and she's like
And Aaron's like, oh, I'm sorry. Do you want to go home?
Come on, show. Jenna was like trying to talk shit or whatever. I don't know what it was, but like it was awkward. And then she immediately is like taking it back because she's like giggling. And Aaron's like, oh, yeah. Do you want to see his dick? And so then she pulls out a picture of Abe's dick. And they're like, oh, wow. They're like, okay. And Brynn's like,
For the record, I did not solicit this. I did not, which I will give Brynn credit for that. So they're looking at it and they're like, oh, this is great.
and now they talk about the penis for a while uh now are you offended by this penis what do you think offended well i think it's like a little weird just to like show like a private like dick pic or whatever the the analog would be for for like a woman i guess like i think a nude pic in general of like
the person you're with just to show it to other people on tv too i don't know i mean but that could just be their relationship i mean if if they're cool with it then i don't care but like i don't think i would yeah i think it just depends on the reaction of the person you know what i mean like if if he's upset by it then i guess he would have something to stand by he would have a leg to stand on for a third leg to stand on apparently
I just am like, I wouldn't do it, but if their relationship, if that's like within the parameters of their relationship, then I don't really care. So now they all go to lunch and they're all sitting around and they're all talking and Jenna is like, she's like, ooh, Uber, can I touch your boobs? And she's like, no, squeeze them. Don't do it like a basic bitch. They're the best.
My ass feels the same and I don't even work out. This is a non-basic bitch ass.
So Rebecca's just talking about how she got this pic that Aaron showed it. And Rebecca's like, what, you got something Aaron dropped to you?
So they talk about the dick and they're saying it was a great dick, great dick pic, et cetera.
And Rebecca's like, it leads me to imagine like, was it hard? Was it soft? And Raquel's like, I don't want to see Abe's dick. Even when I was straight, I wouldn't want to see someone else's dick. By the way, this is the other sign that when a show doesn't have any content, they ask like everyone to weigh in on some stupid shit like this. So it's like a carousel of people talking about Abe's dick.
So then Uba says, Uba's like, no, not into this or whatever.
They're like any JPEG. So it was like, actually, I have to say, I don't want it. I don't want to see it. Whatever. I wouldn't want it. And Raquel's like, she's like, oh, that's weird. Like, I don't want to see his dick. And it was like, I absolutely don't want it. I respect Abe too much. And she just basically winds up saying, and Aaron's like, well, am I being disrespectful by showing it?
now I'm going to feel bad about this. And she was like, I would be dumb if I show out of his dick, literally like I would never do that. You know, I, for me personally. So I think Uber's just saying where she stands on it. And then Aaron of course is like, Oh, It's very hard for me to decipher what's going to trigger Uba's intense reaction.
And I don't know why my personal situation with my husband and what I've shown has made her so upset. She's not so upset. She's just saying, no, I wouldn't do that. If I did that with Oliver, that would be stupid because she's basically saying Oliver wouldn't like it. She's not like, oh my God.
But this is such an errant thing to do is to paint Uba like she's having this big, intense, triggered reaction when Uba's just saying what everyone else is saying. Like, no, this would not be for me.
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Because I'll do it. Si then looks at Jessel's feet and she's like, oh my God, look at Jessel's feet.
And look at Brynn trying to agitate people again.
them happy they didn't no they were just like it feels sort of like a violation of his privacy a little bit and brynn is like and uber was about to go crazy you guys for so much talk about gaslighting on this show like there's a like i don't know whether or not this is the correct definition this seems to be the colloquial definition the informal definition you guys are really gaslighting uber right here she just thought it was tacky and you guys are making it seem like she was having this giant loud violent reaction
Tequila bottle in Aaron's mouth. Oh, there's a body shot and everything.
And then Brynn gives kind of like a template apology. It was actually a good apology because she kind of hit all the right notes, but it was actually funny to me because it was, it almost felt like she'd gone to HR and they said, here's how you should apologize to someone. She's like, I'm sorry for ripping your head off. That's not cool. And it's not okay.
Even if I'm going through stuff, it's never okay to have that reaction. Thank you for being the better person and apologizing and initiating this conversation. But I should be the first to apologize because it wasn't right. My reaction was a reflection of me and my insecurity and not having anything to do with you.
I love how she's like surprised that Gideon's not into it. Like anyone who watched that episode where she was like, so I was thinking like maybe you can have a baby with me. And he just stares at her and blinks and gives her like a polite British smile. It's like. I would love that. I would love absolutely nothing more. He's like, oh, wow.
Hey, Bryn, it's like she's in her own TV show called Bryngerton. This is totally Bryngerton material. You ever hear about Bryngerton? It's like Bridgerton, but it's with Bryn and a British guy.
um okay so now where are we so they kind of bond and Rebecca's like says that her attention was never to hurt her it was just it was a it was a culmination of like the first time they met like Brynn was just poking and poking and poking and being an asshole so we see flashbacks to that and Rebecca's like I just was like that frustration like I should have just nipped it in the bud the first time and I just feel like why is she coming for me like that like I barely know you and I'm
Love to get to know you better. That's a lie. I don't, I actually have like very successful friends that I'm friends with instead, but like, I just don't want to have conflict with you because you're just not important enough to have conflict with. So it's just like annoying that I have to have it. You know what I'm saying? Right.
But she accepts the apology, and they hug it out, and they're going to move forward and everything. And, you know, Rebecca's like, yay. They're going to get mani-pedis and everything. And Brynn's like, maybe I'll have to go shopping. Maybe I'll go to Nordstrom Rack. So then they just say they're going to just start over. Start over. Start over. Yay. Everything is great. A new line in the sand.
Three hours later, finally, the show gets a policy. And it looks like there's going to be a big tussle next week. There's Jessel drama, Aaron drama, Uba drama.
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yeah it's just sad because ronnie was a jewel in the crown and now it's a scroll show but you know what it is what it is and hopefully we will move onwards and upwards so we are still in puerto rico we're at dinner and uh rebecca has just told brin that um she's a bully basically you've been a bully ever since i met you like i am literally having diarrhea because of how much you're bullying me and brin's like
Strong line of judge. No, the moment I saw her squinty, her squinty eye, I was like, oh, I love her. I love her because there was so much judgment. Like if you can have so much judgment without even saying words, it's like an automatic win in my book. And like you said, it's like we've been like, like she's been soaking it all in.
And finally the lasers came out of the squints and she's like, oh, Brian, you're a bully.
But also, I was like, you know, so, you know, I'll get into this in a second. I'm going to hold my point for a moment. But the point is that Rebecca basically, like, has Brynn, and Brynn is like, you know what?
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Mm-hmm. Then let me tell you something. This is coming from two queens here who cannot stand when people are like talking about like, well, as a mother, as a mother, it's like our least favorite thing. And we don't like it when people say like, I don't like it when people are like, are you going to have a baby? You're going to have a baby. I'm like, I'm not going to have a baby.
I'm not going to have a baby. Okay. So I get all that.
Would I still say that Rebecca Minkoff has children crawling all over her bed and she just wants some peace and quiet. And I can concede that I can concede that.
Now, I do think there are parents that use the parent card to get shit. Be like, I just have kids. You don't understand. And I'm like, you're using the parent card. I don't like that. But I just think in this case, I'm allowing the parent card because Brynn has been obnoxious. And she was obnoxious about this whole room thing. And she forced Rebecca to room, just assigned her a roommate situation.
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And then she's like, why are you annoyed? And Rebecca's finally like, because I'm a kid. parent and i wanted to have some sleep because i've got four kids crawling on me and i guess what i just had to design a handbag that looks like elfaba's crotch for this damn tv show so i'm tired i am tired
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I will tell you, this show does remind me of Wicked, mainly the part where the poppies opened up and everyone fell asleep. So Rebecca is like, you took that, like, way too seriously.
And Brynn's saying this because the expected response is Rebecca saying, and I don't want to fight with you two. I actually really like you. But instead, Rebecca goes, well, then you can stop.
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Yeah, I have two separate rants that I would like to intertwine if I can, possibly. Number one, act one. Act one. Act one is Bryn, you can't be coaching Rebecca on camera saying, come on, you got to give it back a little bit. Spice it up. You can't be talking about all this time. Oh, you're doing the prank. You're going to lean into it because you want to spice it up.
And honestly, there's so much to watch on Max. From True Detective, The Last of Us, Succession, there's really so much that I would want to watch while I have my DoorDash deliver me stuff.
You want to lean into the housewife stuff. You're all about this. And yet now we finally have a fight that like, I personally am invested in and I think is a good one and could be entertaining. And then you just are going to be like, okay, well we should just move on. No, we sat through a boring season. Let us have a full, a full fleshed out fight.
You don't get to do that defying gravity and close act one, act two. Okay. Raquel, Raquel, I'm going to come for you a little bit here too. Okay. I, I mean, this is the last time we have to do this disclaimer. No, not Raquel. What'd Raquel do? This is a minor one. This really should have been Act 1. But, like, Raquel, here's the thing. This should have been the overture. This is the Act 2 lull.