Beau Allen
Appearances
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Running at 2. Kelsey's got this great idea. Kels, why don't you run everyone through with this idea that you had for this 5K?
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Raspberry garage pants. We're going to get you an IV and just wheel it behind you as you're running.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I went on a jog on Bayshore Boulevard here on Thursday. There you go. I texted Kelsey right after. I said it was the first time I went for a jog in like 15 years. So I've done a lot of prep for this. I feel really good.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah. This is right in my wheelhouse. I'm a big jogger, big runner. So. Very excited for it.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Bye mom and dad. Bye.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
And he's kind of, I mean, from workaholics, Durs-
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Summer shanties? Garage beer summer shanty.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
It makes it more convenient for drinking when you're on the move or running a 5K, you know? Or running a 5K. Perfect all right Here we go Oh my god
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Just petty crimes.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Shoplifting? Yeah, just illegally pirating media. That's a big one for me.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah, I used to do that to Kelsey on the football field. Oh, Jesus. Shots fired. 2018, it was the hottest football game I've ever played in.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Right here at Ray J. Eagles, we won the Super Bowl the year before. And Kelson, the birds came down. It was like week two. It was like 95 degrees. It was the hottest fucking game of all time. The glass reflecting the sunlight on the field. It was fucking terrible.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
So he used to play football on this field. Now we're just fucking ripping beers and running 5Ks around the stadium. Life comes at you quick in retirement.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I can start. I mean, when we were in Philly, Dallas' O-line was incredible. They had Zach Martin, Travis Frederick, Zeke was cooking, and I was a nose guard. So I'm eating 30 double teams a game. They're running duo, which is just like a very basic straight-ahead run play. And I'm just, like, grinding my ass off. And I get, like, one assisted tackle a game, and I'm fucking eating double teams.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I mean, so that's one where I was always, like, really got to strap it up.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
The worst.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Kelsey played the easiest position. He's a center. You're just a help guy.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Vita Veya.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I didn't see Vita. I don't think Vita's running many 5Ks. Vita was a real problem.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
That's that big boy, right?
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
He's 460 pounds, right? 460 pounds, 7'2".
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
He loves partying with the Asians.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I heard Putin's going on new heights next week, actually.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Exclusive.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
You know what I mean? Kelsey probably loves him now. This guy sounds great.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
That's a song.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Mine wasn't that bad.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
It's kind of like an initiation.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
So I was a seventh-round pick. We had a good group of vets, guys like Kels and other dudes. I think I got out for like seven or eight grand. But I was still hurt over it. But it wasn't $1.8 million. I wasn't drinking Louie. Some dude tried to order Louie at my rookie meal. I said, no, no, no, Acho. You're not doing that, brother. Not on my dime, my guy. It wasn't really that bad.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Just because the guy's a dick. Or, like, if you're a first-round pick, like, Vito was drafted by the Bucs here, and he was a rookie, and, like, we had a nice – we kind of fucked him over a little bit.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I want to be a platinum-selling artist. That's amazing.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Wait.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
That's all it takes. You just got to availability, you know?
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I think yours would be more exciting than mine. Save it for Nori. Yeah, no. I mean, mine was like, okay. Not when I was young, but the most aggressive purchase was the Super Bowl when we played was in Minnesota. I'm from Minnesota. I grew up there. So we had... I had 30 people there. I had to buy 30 Super Bowl tickets for my family. Oh, my God.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
It took a little bit of a hit of my Super Bowl check that year. Yeah. Shit. I was a seventh-round draft pick. My big purchase, I think I got a $50,000 signing bonus my rookie year. It went out to McCormick and Schmidt's Steakhouse in Philly and was like, I'm balling. You know what I mean? Like, I'm the man. That's awesome. It wasn't anything super exciting, honestly.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Nice.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I've never wanted anything more, man.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Did you sell it?
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
AB's a big fan of garage beer, isn't he, Kels?
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
We'll see you out there. Thank you, everybody. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate y'all.