April Lampert
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
No, your voice has changed.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
What do you attribute your perfection to? Is there something about your basketball?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Right, but I mean, I'm saying how did you know? Was there something? I'm just giving you a chance.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
So it wasn't like an understanding of a specific matchup. College basketball is like, hey, them good, them bad, give me the good one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Adam Silver, I was thinking about him last night and also thinking about you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
I'm confused about why you think I should have some... Let me see your Uber. Why you think I should have some Chalant. Like, there's no reason to have Chalant in that moment. It's proper to be non-Chalant. Like, I didn't buy the tickets. I was invited. I'm at a game that you're working at. Why the hell should I have some Chalant?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
I didn't buy the tickets, Amin.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
You're the only one. Everybody in this building could be offended by this, but you're the only one that's actually offended. We did not know Charlie wasn't coming. We knew Charlie was going to do a dinner with his in-laws and he may be back in time. Amin's friend didn't make it there until, excuse me, Goff's friend didn't make it there until midway through the third quarter.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Charlie could have been coming in too. But that's not where I was trying to go. I was steering away from the drunk talk detective work and going towards something that made me think of you and that I've heard you be critical of Adam Silver's lack of David Sterniness.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
I was trying to give you some time to connect the dots.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Nah. I mean, to be clear, I'll be more than willing to take responsibility if I hurt anyone's feelings. Certainly was my intent. That's on me. That's my bad. Was your intent?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
I should have invited more people to do more things. I will say, though, I would like you to also take responsibility in that... You, the night that we all went out, you reach out to Goff, and you ask Goff what was up. We're sitting at dinner with Goff, and Goff is like, Amin's texting us, are we going to another spot? At no point did you reach out to me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Me, you, and Goff. after the original check to golf. This is boring. No one wants to hear about this. This is going to be the fourth time. Oh, wow, this is boring. The fourth time that I've tried to pivot to something.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
It's the most outrageous thing is you are late. We laughed at you for being late. Every time I steer the show in a direction that we could talk about actual sports content, you steer it back to this. That's no longer interesting. I'm happy to do it. Are you going to say something interesting about it? Go ahead. By all means. I steered it back into this. Yes. How? We got tape.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Every time I said I thought about you in the Adam Silver tape. Take. You said I thought about you. You turned it back in the direction. Because you said you thought about me. By all means, Amin. Please make this interesting.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
If you think we was killing you, After the show started, oh, 10 minutes before the show started, we was getting all. What were y'all saying? All the things that we said now. Ain't nobody scared. It was the same thing. We thought you really died.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
I definitely can look at that. Don't look.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
I feel like I can look at that. I think that's something worth looking at.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
I close my eyes. My bad. All right, Hawk, what do you think about it? I like it. Thank you. He likes them. I like them. That's what we wanted. Joe Milton is not taking over for Dak Prescott at any time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Yeah, that's where we actually started to get a little sad until you responded. I mean, because we were like. It is impossible. Like, it's not impossible.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Oh, sorry. It's time to look. You got to look before you don't look because we have, last time I was here, we had a sex expert named April Lampart on. So I decided to have her back on this time. We are up against the clock, but we have one very, very important question for you, April. So thank you for joining us. How does lack of sleep impact a man's sexual performance?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Oh, well, great question. And good morning, everyone. So sleep is one of the most important things that we can do for ourselves, right? And if you're tired, guess what's going to follow being tired? Your penis. Most likely, if your brain's not responding to things, your penis is not going to respond. And yes, y'all, you do think with your penis a lot of times, right? And not your brain.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Well, so if you get lack of sleep, but you're not tired. OK, so I would think those things would go hand in hand, however. That just means maybe your diet needs to be adjusted because everything that you put into your body and everything you want to put your body into, you have to make sure that it's balanced and full of nutrition. So think about what you eat.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
If you're eating a diet full of a bunch of dairy and things that weigh you down, even if you have enough sleep and you're not tired, that also could make your penis tired.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Well, I thought the question was about being tired and your sex drive.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
I don't know if you know this idiom, but it's called hit dog gone holla. That is what the idiom is called. I got another question. No dog was hit. You missed the dog. The dog is living its life. First of all, I want to give you a chance to tell people where they can find you and promote your own show. And then I want to ask you another question, but please go ahead, April.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
give me all the questions and i'm april i am from the shameless sex podcast i'm an author and you can find all of our uh things uh at shamelesssex.com we do retreats and all sorts of fun things and i love being on your show thanks for having me and hit me with all the questions i'm here for you are um what is something that guys get wrong most about sex
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
would say the thought of that it's all about the orgasm it doesn't have to end in orgasm for either of the folks involved right if if you're wanting to please someone don't think about the end result think about what's happening during the experience and if orgasm happens think of that as a bonus not the total objective yes now I like that take I do gonna be good for me
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
. . . . . . . . . . . . .. BGGGGGGGGGGG, un, un, un, jur, XXXXX X PED CED, C out
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
I think you and I could recognize do-rag lines. Do-rag lines. Guilty. It was incredible. But I think Billy probably could recognize do-rag lines, too. Kenny? Billy? Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Particularly if your hair is not curly enough to hold onto the cornrows, you better put a do-rag.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
If you want it to be private, don't send it. You're going to look like...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Oh, detective is in it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
What time did the Heat game end, roughly? I don't know. Two hours or so.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Those of us of age. Pelly, Pelly, they got a Pelly, Pelly on the team.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Platinum collection.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
He think he gonna get you off the case, but he don't know what level of detective we working with.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
That's like a regular 86? Yeah, 486.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Good job, Charlie. Way to go. Way to go, Charlie.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
I do want to address the camera correctly. Hey, I've been with Charlie every night since I've been here, except for last night. Except for last night. It really makes you think. It really does. Except for last night.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Oh, no, it wasn't my fault. He didn't want to go.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Go on, man. Oh, it wasn't me. I told you I didn't buy the tickets. It was Goff who took the screenshot.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
I think.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
It was. Honestly, I was concerned.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
All right, guys. I mean, thought he could get that off, but not on the blackest show ever. He tried to lie to Andrew Hawkins. I didn't lie. Oh, yeah, he didn't try to lie.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Could have been about breeding dogs.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
That's a lot of dogs in all of one dinner.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
That's smart. That's a good transition. Good transition right there to go from KOD to Cadillac.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
But you ain't got to tell him. We got an Afro detective in here named Andrew Hawkins. He was like, I hear your voice. I see your eyes. Oh, there's the imprint across your forehead. I love durag lines. Yeah, you could get that off when Dan is here and Stu and Chris, they don't know about durag lines.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Not really. Not really. Damn, he's good. He is so, he's excellent.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Yeah, I think I'm pretty good at it. What is so amazing, so amazing, the deflection, and also, like, you try to take credit for doing good things when we are just making gold out of the fact that you overslept and you're not Iron Man like you told us you were. I'm absolutely Iron Man.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Okay, I got a question. Away from all of this. Away from all this. I want to get to Tony about his bracket challenge in a second.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
How about that? The sponsors don't want to sponsor this. Before we get to that, straightforward question for you. Yes or no, has anything ever been your fault?