Andrew Zubowski
Appearances
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Yes. A trash can lid hat, and each one has an armed slingshot. Yeah, with a bunch of rocks.
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There's rocks everywhere.
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Again, they're children, though. But they're fearless.
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In Australia, you're a child until you're 13. You're immediately a man as soon as you hit 14. You're an adult man. And then at 18, you're a crocodile.
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Some of them have been in so many fights, you would consider them to be the most dangerous person around. But that's why... We bring them in here today. Isn't that correct? We are doing it in an all dirt field.
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Very good. Well, this is the problem. Did we understand this at first when we put together this list? Because I think that there is no way They stay separate. Yeah, I think so too. I think that the Larricans see him and say, oh my God, we're on the same team. Yeah, why fight when we can kiss? Yes, let's go take this whole fucking thing. They can't wait to fight the Mars aliens.
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That's all they want to do. That's all a Larrican ever wanted. ever was to fight a Martian.
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He's a follower. That's 11 larrikins.
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He did. He definitely gubs in. They're about to fight and larrikins all sit and they kind of measure each other up. All of a sudden they're looking at each other's slingshots and they're like, that's a nice slingshot.
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You know, a lot of us, we never really got a chance to kill grown men yet. We mostly just harass people and pretend to be ghosts. As long as it's got a point on it, it can go in the eye.
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All right. Defying reality. That's why this is better than the actual March Madness is because this can't happen amongst basketball teams.
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Unless they got money right.
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All right. Honestly, we want to say thank you to the various gambling apps that work here. You can actually submit a bet for one of these for our March Madness right now. Yeah. On your rocket money? Yeah.
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Trained by Al Gata.
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So it can be killed.
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We shall see, shall we? I don't know if he's ready for the main show or not. What do you take?
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I know that on 9-11, he saw that and immediately started producing.
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I can't wait for the sketch this will inspire. One of my favorite days, 9-11, because I got to get to work very easily.
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Quite far from the World Trade Center. Perfect distance for me to enjoy it from as a Canadian. Now, does he have a security team? He has a phalanx of assistants.
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And I am filled to the brim. I think it depends. I have blood in my diaper. Oh, you might want to get that checked out of it.
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Five. When I saw him in real life, he was surrounded by five blonde ladies on phones, and he did nothing.
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I didn't see that.
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That's another substantiated rumor about me. How many times people make up incredible things. I'm seven feet tall. Well, if you remember, Al Gaeta went for the man's terrier, and then the man got in the way and got killed and had his leg ripped off by Al Gaeta. Now... The popcorn boy could be the thing that fucking entices Al Gaeta to come out of the swamp and go after the boy.
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And then Al Gaeta could... Rip his legs off. I'm just going to say... He's a 12-foot alligator.
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Yes. For my own peace of mind.
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Yes. Al Gator absolutely massacres Lorne Michaels. He first, like, obviously he stages it all to be like, let's see how he does in the test. And so they bring, Al Gaeta is in the waiting room for that 8-H.
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Lord Michael's being like, can he do an impression of Elon Musk? And then he goes, Al Gaeta goes towards the stage. And then meanwhile, like, Lord Michael, you know, because they don't laugh. Al Gaeta goes up there. He does a couple of things. He can't stand bombing. No. Or loves it. And then he just rips.
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He jumps off the fucking stage, through the writer's staff, onto Lorne Michaels, and beats and just absolutely decimates it. Yeah, Lorne Michaels didn't do his homework, and he tried to zigzag instead of just run straight. I guess I should have seen his audition.
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Hey, I'm your commentator, Andrew Zubowski, and I'll tell you, my wife's going to divorce me because I'm too good of a husband.
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And then, see, the thing is with Al Gaeta is when they kill somebody, they drag them under the water and they let them sit there under a rock until they get mushy and then they come back and eat them.
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What if I'm already mushy? Ha ha ha!
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Oh, yeah, he's ready to go. But he will have Lauren's leg in his mouth. Yeah, he ripped him open. He ripped Lauren open, and he's like, oh, no. I guess we'll have to see what the critics say.
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All right, so it's Benicio Del Toro. Now, what do we know from the Kruger's Door murders and our crew over there is that he is absolutely, in real life, a werewolf. But Benicio Del Toro is not fully aware of this. Our competition takes place and kicks off, right? We've been fighting for hours. Yeah. So, let's say we hit a kickoff at 3.30. Yeah. First fight's at 3.30? Yes, that's right. Okay.
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So Benicio del Toro is a wolfman.
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And it's about whether or not we get to the nighttime. Because if you're getting to the nighttime, you're going to be either fighting Benicio del Toro, the actor, or him transformed into a werewolf.
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Ooh, it's about to turn. It depends on how long the fight is. Let's see who he's versus. The next full moon is March 14th. Today's March 2nd. But what time does the moon rise? That's what we really have to look at, is what time does the moon rise? 2.55 a.m. Well, that's when it's at its peak. Eastern Standard Time. That's the next full moon.
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I actually did forget I was going to bring prosciutto today. I forgot it. Well, tomorrow is another day.
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Because it doesn't have... Does a werewolf turn... Wow.
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It's not just that night?
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Well, then he's Benicio Del Toro, the actor. In makeup. Unless it lasts until 2.55 in the morning.
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But he's not there. No, he would have made it to the end of this bracket.
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We might have been able to say this if he was the very last card pulled. Yeah. But unfortunately, right now, as it stands, it's Benicio Del Toro in Wolfman makeup. But he's also pretty badass.
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He took the payout.
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This is my issue, though. Okay. This is one of my issues.
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Oh, God, he's covered in blood. Now, Judge Doom, in and of itself, he was good versus cartoons. He was also good versus Eddie, though. Yeah, because he had all the extra weapons in the warehouse.
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Oh, yeah, I forgot. He is a cartoon. He's an actual toon. Yeah, and that is the main wearing human skin, I think. Yes, yes. Yeah. And does he have the weasels with him? No, no, no.
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Yeah, he's too strong because especially because the only thing that technically kills him is turpentine.
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Also, dip would not affect Benicio del Toro. No, Benicio del Toro probably hasn't come with dip.
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Yeah. Because, again, it all depends on who you're versus. Benicio Del Toro pretty much assumed he was going to be a Wolfman. Yeah. By the time we were going to do this. Yeah. You very much assumed, yeah.
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And he's sitting here being like, oh, no. Oh, no, my name got called too early. I was supposed to be here already. I'm still in makeup. Yeah, it's probably like, what, 5 p.m., 6 p.m.?
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We've already had four fights. I do think, unfortunately, Benicio Del Toro comes out. I think at first he does a couple of, like, he tries to do a couple of the boxing things that he learns from his personal trainer, right? So he's in the wolfman outfit going, argh. He is strong.
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But Judge Doom, unfortunately, springs in on his spring feet and shoots a sword out of his hand and fucking impales his face with it, unfortunately.
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Yeah, probably. And he's just like, oh, no!
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Chuck Dube's going to be pretty hard to beat. Yeah, he is. Now that I'm thinking about it. We'll see.
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Because, again, it's still just Dip. And we don't quite know who would know. Because we got some clever people here. Well, he wasn't killed by Dip, right?
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Wow, it's a cold sore, but it looks hot.
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Because he was run over by the steamroller and it didn't kill him. No, yes.
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But we have some. We don't count some of these villains out yet.
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But Benicio Del Toro, the actor, is unfortunately... Slaughtered immediately.
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I love Benicio Del Toro.
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See, this is why I chose Mudang strapped to the Boston Dynamic Dog, because I knew you were going to do Telecom. Have to do Telecom. But then you had to do it. I was like, what's going to counter Telecom? Well, the thing is with Telecom is he is bound to his tank.
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Apply your sports bandage.
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It depends on who he's going against. Because in order to do the fight, you have to agree to go into the tank.
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You have to fight him in the tank. It's not like, I mean, because it's not like he's just rolling around on the ground. He could probably do a pretty good job. But they won the coin flip. Yeah.
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And when Tilikum, you know, said heads, he threw a scalp into the ring.
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I think that I think we just do this once. All right. I know telecom means a lot to everybody. Yeah, but I think it's going to take more than three bullets to take out telecom. But let's just say for the sake of this, for the sake of our country, telecom knows that this will be a symbolic death. And he knows how much this means to everybody that Luigi tried to take this all the way.
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You know what I mean? But this would truly make Luigi a villain now. You know, Telecom is going to kill all the men. You can argue that's all self-defense. If Luigi killed... Telecom is guilty for the same reason the Menendez brothers are guilty. They went overboard. Telecom did not have to kill those people in that way. He was stolen from his home. Yeah, there was ways through. He was raped.
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Oh, my God, it's the same.
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Right now, Luigi has to fight the fights he can fight.
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This is the fight he needs to fight.
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We need lawyers, unfortunately.
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I feel like Luigi Mangione, in his full...
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He has a harpoon gun, not a tiny little gun that's made from a 3D printer. No, he doesn't because he prepares. Yes, and he's written on it, D-Fin, D-Gill, D-Swim, He doesn't matter. He's here to kill. And he fucking shoots Tilikum directly, perfect shot into the center of its brain. You don't think he's going to be enamored by the beauty of Tilikum?
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He's going to look at him for two seconds and be like, oh my God, what should I do? And then Tilikum just grabs him by the fucking foot and drowns him. He thinks Tilikum's a fucking sellout for giving all of this free promo to SeaWorld.
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No, he's got to fucking show nobody's got to be taking any kind of dirty money from anybody. I think if Luigi really wanted to beat Tilly Combs, he'd just unplug the filter.
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I don't think Telecom's got the fight in him anymore. What are you talking about? He's killed three. Maybe he understands that he's got to hold some accountability.
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I'm adorable.
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Get naked. But not when you're coming to kill him, though. You know what I mean? I'm telling you, he's very enamoring.
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I think that you're fighting for Tilikum because you have emotional attachments. I have no emotional attachments with Luigi. Well, no, I just think it would be a fun way to get... I think it's a fun way for him to kill a whale.
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Yeah. It takes a while for them to get agitated to that point as well.
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All right. Hey, Jim will fix it. That's right. He's got a pump on his knee. Oh, man. Better meet. Oh, man. Thank God he's not going against the Larrick. Thank Christ they're in a different bracket. They might beat the fucking shit out of him. Or they might fall in love with him. Oh, he is charming. Talk about the telecom effect.
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Battle of the monsters. Battle of the sexual predators. Different tastes. Jimmy Savile, obviously, he's fun and shit. Definitely, he's going to a Diddy party. For sure.
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Yeah, he's definitely going to a freak-off. Yeah, Diddy has what will appeal to Jimmy Savile. I can also see Jimmy Savile going like, oh, yes, more money certainly does bring more problems.
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We don't know Diddy's kill count.
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Brittany Murphy. He killed Brittany Murphy. He killed, I think he's going, he was going after Dick Van Dyke. He kind of got his way. He got out of the way. I love like Rex Howerman we were talking earlier. You're like, allegedly. And like, did he? You're like, he killed Brittany Murphy. We know who he killed. He did a lot of, yeah. Who else did he do? Tupac Shakur, Biggie Smalls. His ex-wife.
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Yeah, his ex-wife, they were talking about that. Her boyfriend. Yeah, yeah, all that kind of stuff. Brittany Murphy's boyfriend, Bernie Mac. And Jimmy Savile's only ever dealt with children, and kids are like... Well, Jimmy Savile's more teenage girls.
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He also manhandled full-grown men, Diddy. Diddy sexual assaulted full-grown, allegedly.
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I think that is the main issue is that you get the GH. That's the key here. He's slathered with GHB baby oil, which makes him truly someone to beat. Very difficult. Diddy's got the money. I do think he's got the upper body strength. I think he's got more kills. He's got more people.
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Hey, what's the point of having it if you don't? He earned it, though.
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I'd pay for a front row ticket to that fight. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Except for you've got to wear a poncho. A white one. Yeah, you get slobbed because you get sloshed with a lot of that sleepy time oil.
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I think Diddy takes it, unfortunately. Yeah, unfortunately. I actually think it's fortunately. You know, I think that Diddy's allowed to win here.
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Oh, my God. We already know who fucking wins.
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They have lots of guns. They got lots of, like, yeah. Keith and Erie, they show up, right? The SLA rolls up. They're fucking looking cool. They got all their guns. They're stupid. They got the flags. But none of them are black. None of them are black. So they're not going to be able to convince the SLA to do anything. Exactly. Nexium is nothing but... Allie, what's her name?
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It's just skinny white women. Yeah. So they roll in. So first of all, it's Keith Raniere and all his skinny white women. And then you've got the SLA.
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Oh, yeah. This is very much the bourgeois. Yeah. Right? These are money people. First, Keith Raniere's being like, can you guys even net? Yeah. And you're like, what?
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What's his name again? The leader, the... Oh, the, oh, um, Sin Q. Sin Q. You can see Sin Q roll up to Keith Raniere being like, what's up, my man? What's going on? And they, you know, they do like, he tries to teach him a fucking high five back and forth. And Keith Raniere, he can't. Yeah. He can't at all.
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So then I think it's a flap, flap, flap, flap, poking the eyes right through his little glasses. Smashes his glasses out, right?
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Now Keith Raniere, he can't see.
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We're doing this the old school way, on the sand. Oh, my God. So they're just going to beat him at volleyball and then shoot him? Yeah. Yeah. I think so. And they'll march all over him. Yep. They first beat him, and then that's got to be such a blow for him. Yeah. He freaks out. As soon as he fucking... He's like, you're not following the rules. Now...
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How many of Keith Raniere's white women become SLA members?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like, yeah, what's her name?
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Yeah, Smallville.
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Oh, yeah, Allie Mack joins. She's definitely the angriest one. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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She'd do so well with them.
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Yeah. Just too busy in prison. That's it.
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All right. Now, this is complicated. Is he riding it like a horse? Yes.
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Let's get our first round going.
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He might be laying on top of it.
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See, I could see him... Running circles with the Boston Dynamic Dog. I could see him going around there and them not really knowing what's going on.
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All right. Well, I will say one thing about the Mars Attacks aliens. We saw them take out tanks. We saw them take out- With weaponry.
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Yeah. But why would they have no laser guns? Because there has to be a stipulation on them to fight within the competition.
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And that's the Far East and the Far West. Far East, Far, Far West.
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I don't believe that at all. You see, it's funny that normally I would agree that they would have unlimited plasma firing ability. I just wonder whether or not, like, is if Josef Ritzel's so... Freedom bound. He's so freedom bound. Think about this. He's fresh out of jail. He hasn't had a daughter in 25 years. He doesn't want to die. He wants to be able to go.
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His dream is to move back into a house with a basement that he has total control over. So he has motivation.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
Well, we also said that Yosef Ritzel's out of bullets. Yes. He came in with one bullet, and he's done. And I will say that the Mars Attacks aliens are way better with technology than Yosef Fritzl, and I think that they will be able to reprogram the Boston Dynamics talk to be on their side. He just put us into a fucking hole. It's a very good point.
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No, and Yosef Fritzl, as much as we all, again, he has the, just like Mudang, He has the inspiration and he wants to go. But I just think that if you take that power from him, his 90 year old legs are not really going to be able to do it.
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Which is fucking powerful. Honestly, this is a huge commercial for Boston Dynamics. Yeah, yeah. And I really have been asking because I want one of these dogs. I want one real bad. I want one for the network.
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And so I think that this is a very easy win for the larrikins, unfortunately. And they now all have... brand new alligator leather hats and gloves. And they have teeth that they can use in their slingshots. So then they can take the alligator, rip it to pieces, use that to actually enhance their weaponry. So I think that this is a no-brainer here. It really is. Unfortunately.
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Oh, there you go. You know, they are from another planet and they are hostile because they don't understand birds. Do not run. We are here to protect you. And if you remember anything from the third annual March Madness that we did, we don't know anything about birds either. I do.
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Just seeing about 12 boys kick an alligator to death. Again, I'd pay money to see that.
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It's sort of organized. It's a swarm. They're coming from every angle, and it's very difficult to get. And then they're making fun of you, too. That's also the worst part about larrikins. They're saying stuff about your fucking weight, about your clothes. Yeah, they steal your pants. Yeah, it's all like... It's demoralizing.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
And can maybe affect. a Mars attack alien later on.
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That is a beautiful Baltimore accent. Thank you.
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Exactly, dude. He really can. I think that he has the dip. I think that he writes on the back. And unfortunately, because he's a hack, he writes detune, de-judge, de-scribble on the side of the water gun filled with dip. He squirts it all over his feet, bukkakes it all over his face. He's like, ah! In a weird way, I think he's the only one that could beat Judge Doom.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
We are not going to relitigate the bird matter. This is why we chose a new way of doing the contest.
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That was it because of the power of the proletariat itself. Yeah. He's fueled by angry populists.
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Yeah, he's a fucking self-hating toon. Yeah, he doesn't have a chance against Luigi. He really doesn't.
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How do I say... Just their sheer fear of him. Oh, for sure. I think Diddy's own presence is so intimidating to the SLA. They so want to be cool with Diddy.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
They want to go to the party.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
All they want is for Diddy to tell them that he likes their shoes.
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He will fold. Nothing makes me happier.
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It's my favorite. It's the only reason why I wear those shoes. Do you think that we could change the attitude of the entire country if someone just told Trump his shoes were cool? Yeah, yeah, I think so. I think we're there. Someone would have to go with fake laugh for a year.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
We can't revisit the bird matter. It has been decided. Ever since this, what's happened? The price of eggs through the roof. It is, again, that's eggs, not birds. They came first, eggs.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
He's like, have you tried this new sports drink? They're like, wow, Diddy, what's that? It's called Sleepy Oil. Like, that's what he does. He shows them the new sports drink that he's marketing from his Ciroc label, and they're all so excited to be. And he sets up like a velvet rope, and then he sets it all up like it's a super exclusive hip-hop party.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
And so they're so excited to go that he has the guys check in. They check in all their weaponry, just like you have to do at a hip-hop party. And they all walk in, and then he gives them all his special cocktail, and they're all dead. Now, I will say, he is, Diddy loves a celebrity. So I think Patty Hearst might live if she continues how she acted with the SLA.
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I view this as Patty Hearst is out of the SLA. This is without Patty Hearst.
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Wow. Yeah. What a colorful year that was.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
We don't think that the Mars Attacks aliens and the Larricans... wouldn't fucking be like, I love you.
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They love chaos so much. All of them love nothing more than chaos. The Martians hate all humans. No matter what, they hate all
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humans there's no way because you remember even in the movie like you follow the lore right they do kind of hint that they might go with the bad humans and then they blow them up too yeah so like they i don't i think in the end unfortunately they would but larrikins are immune to lies larrikins are the boston dynamics dog but i think that yeah sure but also there's no way the mars attacks aliens can tell lies because all they do is go agh agh
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
But in terms of the idea that Lyricans know that even if the Martians pretend to sort of try to get them into the fold, Lyricans are naturally distrustful. Yes, they are. And so I'm actually... I'm with Marcus. I think the reason why is youth. Yeah. The power of youth. And how if you believe in yourself, what you can do. Yeah. Right? And how these little boys... They are armed to the teeth.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
They have no parents. They live in the jungle. They feel nothing. They live in the outback. Yeah. They feel nothing.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
This big, thick old bitch is ready for a fight.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
But I think this dog is going to be hard to take out. They just have rocks. But they have tricks. And what you can do is you can trap up a boss of dynamics with old-fashioned, especially old-school rope traps.
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You attach a thing down from a bend-down tree. You attach a thing. You know how they do it where it lifts you up where the rope is attached to the super-thin tree and it flips you up into the sky? I could see them doing that to a Boston Dynamics dog. I think the dog takes out at least one or two of these.
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Yeah, but larrikins, they multiply. Yeah, because the boys just keep showing up. And they are a swarm. It would literally be a cloud of dust with fists coming out of it and shit.
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I think we could do this. I think that the Lyricans can beat the Martians. Does Jan live?
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
One half goes after the dog. The other half goes after the aliens. They also can naturally form really good like towers and piles as boys.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
So Kingdom Hearts attacks aliens.
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They're just wearing its skin. But it makes them more fucking resistant to weaponry. I think that they can overpower the aliens because there's not as many aliens.
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It's got to give this thing a robot mouth.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
What are we even doing here? That's what I've been asking.
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You can attach a gun to it, but we decided not to do that.
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I would have never thought that the larrikins would make it this far. Larrikins mean something to people. Yeah, they really do. They have right now, again... It's like the Eagles last year. They just want it more.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
You never know when you're waiting for a hero when it's going to show up.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
You think that he's going to be able to get that close to Diddy? Diddy has to.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
The thing about Brian Thompson is Brian Thompson was a loner. He'd always go out by himself. Telecom's sitting there alone in the tank. Diddy has a crew at all times. But I will say Diddy is, again, he's a star fucker. So the reverse of the SLA, where all the SLA are super enamored with Diddy and want to do whatever he wants.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
I could see Diddy originally sucking up to Luigi Mangione and saying, we should be friends because I think that you're super cool.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
Because it eventually will poison the jury pool against him. He knows that. I think that Luigi, yeah, they're both, yeah, they're both, yeah, they're both, they're both in Brooklyn. I think there's a really solid chance that Diddy can take Luigi. See, I do think that if it was a one-on-one fight, yes. Diddy could absolutely physically manhandle Luigi Mangione. Absolutely. He's larger than him.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
And then because he has that ability, I would label him as such. But then also, did he's got... Hmm. Can Diddy call upon the ghost of Brittany Murphy? I think that if Luigi Mangione... Does he know in their souls?
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slips the landmines fly in the air oh wow okay wow i never because diddy's got a lot of time to think yeah he does he's in jail and you know i feel like we've been discounting in a way ah wow we've been discounting Diddy quite a bit. Diddy's prolifically horrible. He was a career criminal.
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They are manufactured by some of the finest Jewish laser companies in all of the world. Like if anybody's seen a Blitterstein, one of the best destruction laser companies out there. Thank you for your sponsorship.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
You flipped it on me. You flipped it on me too.
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I know it's going to be deeply unpopular.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
Do you ever see the video of him harassing Tyler, the creator?
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no that's the joker oh my god you could see tyler creator tyler the creator is like so he's pulling out of some party diddy's is dressed as a joker and keeps trying to get him to come out of the car and you can see this look on tyler the creator where he's like uh no thank you no i don't want to go with you i don't want to go seems all tough but he's actually a really nice guy tyler the creator yeah he's a very nice guy he's a very he's he's an but you see this thing where he's trying to get him to come out oh my god he won't come out no it's a fake gun it looks real yes it looks very real
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Yeah, it shouldn't be. But he was apparently, he stayed in character. Well, he even white-faced his neck. Well, of course. He stayed in character all night, apparently, and it was very frightening.
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No, this terrifies me. Yeah, that's what Luigi meant Diddy as Joker Fry Diddy.
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I mean, if anybody can woo these little Larricans, it's a man who's got fucking gallons of baby oil and people who are going to fuck these Larricans. Why do I say that? These Larricans have never had sex like this. But the Larricans, I think they love all crime. Except for sexual assault. Yeah, I would say that too. I think that they're not sexual angels. I don't think they're sexual beings.
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They're too young. I think that they just like the freedom of the outback. They love, they commit crime for the fun of it. You don't think that Titty's going to show them a pair of titties and they're going to go, oh my God. I bet you, but I also think boys would come too fast. And they go right to sleep.
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Dude, if you show, but I do think that if you showed a bunch of boys a pair of titties, right? Like let's say you called, what's her name over? You call, it was Ice-T's wife, Coco. Coco. Let's say you go over huge titties, showing them to Lyricans. I think they come in their pants immediately. And yeah, at first you're like, wow. But then it's kind of over.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
And then once you've come, you don't care about anything. Diddy's been manipulating young gang members his entire life. He has this.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
They mostly stand for freedom. And they don't trust a shady adult.
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No, we know that. But Marjorie Taylor Greene is shielded by the Constitution. And what you guys don't understand is that the Constitution can absorb, I believe, up to the watts of a neutron bomb. I'm trying to think what the Constitution can save three blasts. I mean, forget that. I mean, just that. Also, her thick skin. Oh, no. If you did a roll on her, I did a roll for her Constitution. It's 18.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
If the Lyricans can take out the, as far as I'm concerned, if the Lyrans can take out the Mars attack aliens, they can take out Diddy. Yeah. I think that if Diddy is really like, if you're going to fight all of these boys, the thing about boys, again, they just keep showing up. And anybody can be a Lyrican. You just have to just give up living in society. Yeah. Well, as a child. Yes.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
He can't be an old larrikin. And you have to be a good... An old larrikin is a bastard.
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As soon as they get their fill of, you know, like pigs in a blanket and the mimosas going around. Do you think that's what they have at Diddy's parties? Pigs in a blanket? That's what I'm saying. The little spinach triangles. When they're filled with the spinach triangles, they've already served their purpose at the party. They've gotten the free food and the booze that they wanted.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
That's the only reason why they're there. They don't care about the women. They're sexless.
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Oh, yeah. They spent all the money very quickly on pinball machines, a bunch of sour candy. Yeah!
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I know we're going to hear the end of it, but that's why we want you. Chime in sidestorieslpotl at gmail.com. Where did we get it right? Where did we get it wrong? And what? Next week. I mean, next year. When we do this again. We are terrified of larrikins. I think it's the one thing we've decided.
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They are unpredictable and they are unstoppable because we can't do anything about them. I can't hit them. That's the thing is you fight back against the larrikins, you go to jail. That's the thing. A well-placed strike of an SUV can kill a lot of larrikins. He does have plenty of escalades. If we want to talk about this again. I just don't think there's too many of them. Wow, this is just...
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I love us. Yeah, as do I. This is our best work.
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Coming back to the old stomping grounds. In the very room I started comedy. It's going to be so much fun, man. And I can't wait to do... We're going to have fun in Orlando and Fort Lauderdale.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
First side story shows are going to be fucking great. May 7th and 8th, we're going to be in Fort Lauderdale, Dania Beach for side stories. And on May 8th, we're going to be in Orlando at the Funny Bone. Fuck that, Ed. Hell yeah. Hail Satan, everyone. And hail Gein. And make sure to remember, always fight for freedom. Yeah. Hail telecom. I'm doing it.
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She has the skin like a rhino. It's as thick. It can take most shrapnel, and it can take quite a bit. You can kill her with a bazooka. I'm pretty sure her mother was an armadillo. Yes, yes.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
I miss him. Yeah, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry that happened. That's the sound he made after Luigi Mangione fucking showed his ass.
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No, no, but what she lacks for in mental strength, she makes up for in strength of body and frame.
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Yeah, she is my full-on bruiser. She's my number one woman out there ready to fuck shit up within a three-feet circle of her arms.
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Now, do you think, well, first of all, are they fighting now or are we going through the entire, is this fight currently happening? This fight's currently happening. Okay. Very good. I just wanted to make sure I knew what was happening. I don't think she stands a chance against five Mars attacks aliens. I don't think so either.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
But I do think in the fight, she can get, if you get three a hold, right? Because, all right, let's put it this way. Set it up. Attacks. Aliens land, right?
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We're gonna have the setup of the fight Marjorie Taylor Greene She rolls out of like I've used it like the Eon gladiator when the big gates rise up and she's coming out She's been fighting other smaller men warming up for fucking an hour, right? She's down there working on Pete Buttigieg getting herself warmed up She comes out right sees them aliens at first.
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I think she's gonna do a sexual affront mm-hmm, yeah and do a You don't know if you could handle this much American woman. And I wonder whether or not they would respond well. Yeah, yeah, you see this? Oh, yeah, you're the hottest baby I've ever seen. I want to slip your entire body inside of me.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
But I think she can get close to one or two of them. How? With her hands and feet. Well, she's got to have a gun on her. Yeah, she has one in her pussy. Yeah, or around her ankle.
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Just not watch Tim Burton films. And plus, she's going to spend half of the time telling the Mars Attacks aliens that they never attacked Earth and killed anybody in the first place. Yes, exactly. And she's on their side, and she kind of wishes she could join them. Yeah. But in the end, they don't have any team. So I think, unfortunately, they do rise above her floating.
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I still think she could take out one. Oh, of course she's taking out one.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
She's going to bite its neck.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
And then she's definitely zapped into a skeleton.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
And then her hair doesn't disintegrate. It just sits on top of the skeleton.
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And I hope everybody's enjoying their hot dog made from real dog. It is one of the essential delights here in downtown Croatia. And do you think that we got a stern wind coming out of the northeast about 45 miles per hour? Do you think that will affect the gameplay today, folks? Yeah! Well, we'll have to get that one contestant off the rankings. All right, here we go. Goodbye.
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Now, Mudang is the spiritual center of this team.
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A lot of the fight. And he's going... Right? Because everyone was joking about Mudeng being wet and grumpy, which is why he's an antagonist, right?
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But then he's strapped to a giant Boston dynamic dog. I think that the Boston Dynamic Dog slows Mudang down. No, absolutely not. Mudang is small enough to be cradled inside of it. Mudang is a two-year-old hippopotamus at this point. That is the gigantic thing. Look at the size of Mudang.
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This is now. This is Mudang always. No, it's not. Mudang is a full-grown hippopotamus. No, it's not yet. Right now, I'm using baby Mudang. But you have to say it's baby Mudang.
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Moodang does not look like this any longer.
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It's meme level Moodang.
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And he's inside of his Boston Dynamic dog. Yosef Ritzel, obviously he... Oh, so the Moodang is inside the dog?
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A leather belt. I think that you can see this thing revving up. Yosef Ritzel's bound to a chair. He can barely walk. He's got his Ugra being like, the one thing I learned in all my time of being a father is patience. And he sits and he waits. And Mudang, they load him up, right? He comes out. We decide whether or not, at first, Mudang, he's too cute. He likes the attention.
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So everybody's applauding Mudang. Everyone's like, yay, Mudang, right? And so the legs are going, and it's like dancing for the crowd. And everyone's like, oh, Mudang! And it's like going, and the audience loves it. They're falling apart, right? Joseph Fritzl's not. Remotely. He's not phased at all. He had sex with his own daughter too much. He can't deal with being cute.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
He's just going to pull out his gun and shoot Mudang in the head. Exactly.
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Joseph Fritzl knows to wait for his moment at the very top of Mudang working its crowd-pleasing engagement because it must, because it's driven by ad dollars. Joseph Fritzl shoots it in the head, and that leads the Boston Dynamic Dog to be leaderless.
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So now it's Yosef Ritzel, second round, unfortunately on his feet.
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Yes, exactly. And now it's Joseph Fritzl has been removed because he obviously was in a rascal.
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Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
But he loses the gun. Yeah, but he loses the gun. Because he only had one bullet in it.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
He was so surprised when it actually worked.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
Yes, it's actually a perfect environment. These contestants, some of these people have never been in a physical fight.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
I was never supposed to last this long.
Last Podcast On The Left
Relaxed Fit: The 4th Annual* Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder
Now, for those of you who remember, larrikins, those are the rambunctious children that built the entire criminal network of Australia. And a fully armed larrikin has a garbage pail body. It has garbage pail armor with holes cut out of the side of it with the hands sticking out of it.