Adam Sandler
Appearances
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
And I thought, man, that'd be pretty funny to see a guy with a hockey mentality. Yeah.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
have such a big hit that he gets up it gets on the tour and i remember calling my dad and telling my dad about it and going what do you think and he was like yeah it could be pretty good we'll see you know we'll see we'll see but when me and my buddy hurley who i write all the movies with we would write that and we'd call my dad and say does this make sense and golf do you when you put what do you think you like and it's all in the hips and stuff like that that was my dad i would say oh my
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
What is it? He said it's all in the hips, baby. It's all in the hips, and that's why we wrote that.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
The movie itself, it's just picks up from an older guy who's, you know, played golf a long time. Some stuff goes on in his life. He's a little he's different things. He's a bit of a mess when you meet Happy. And and then we kind of. trying to get his life cooking again.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I love it, man. I think it's cool. It's going to be, I mean, we're trying to make you laugh the whole time, but it's got a cool vibe to it.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Thank you. I love you. I don't want anyone to get let down. So you got that in the back of your head. You just want to make it as good as you're capable. Me and my pal, I mean, we were just in the room. We just sit every line. We're going, are we sure? Are we sure? Are we sure about this one? All right, this is good. We're just examining everything. We just want it to be as cool as possible.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I would run from anything going on. How fast of a ball was hitting you? It was like 50, 60. You're crazy, man. It's fun. I was the guy in Little League when I got hit by a pitch. I just rolled in the chalk for a fucking 45 minutes. Oh, yeah. You got to wear it.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Don't rub it. That's funny. Yeah, that's good.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I hear Boucher a lot. Yeah. I'm very proud that I got to be Bobby Boucher. I have met – I've met a lot of great – NFL fellas who have talked to me about Bobby and Bobby's mama and foosball. Just foosball. Just foosball, baby. Making sure mama don't find out I'm playing foosball, that kind of shit. Yes. Did you play growing up? I played Pop Warner until – I was 12. I played until 12.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I was a quarterback in Pop Warner. I was playing baseball, and then I was a pitcher, and I was 11. And Ken Stillman, the coach of the team, came over and talked to my parents and said, maybe Adam could be a quarterback. And my mother was like, oh, Adam doesn't play football. And my father was like, let him play. Because my father played football, actually. He was a linebacker.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
So then I got in there. I got on the team, played two years at Pop Warner, and it was amazing. So cool, man. So freaking cool.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Baseball was my favorite. Basketball, I always played. Every sport, when I was young, I was decent. Then everybody got big and way stronger than me, so I became less and less of – you didn't notice me. Like when I played Babe Ruth, baseball – I went from being I was on the all star team in Little League to like, I think Adams on that team. I don't know.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
You know, I went from second or third to batting sixth and seventh and maybe deeper. The older I got, the worse I got.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Backdoor bounce passes.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I'm all backdoor. That's all I ever talk to. Because when I play, I always play with young dudes. And I always, if they're not moving, I always, like, whisper them. I go, you got to move, bro. You got to stay on the move. You got to go. Let it go. I'll fake up high. Just cut that low. You got to move, though, for me. Because I ain't going to shoot. I got to get it to you.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Oh, man, you guys must have been fun on a basketball court grabbing rebounds.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
That I know. That's cool as hell, man. Yeah, you boys on the court must have been scary for the whole neighborhood.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Yeah, no, I wasn't getting Oscars. I never thought of that stuff when I was doing Boucher, but I couldn't believe it. It was like, we had this idea, a water boy gets picked on a lot. You know, a coach thinks he could be, you know, sees him throw a nasty hit and then says, maybe you should be on the team. That was kind of the idea. And we were like, let's make him from the South.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Let's make him Cajun. And then we just went from there, man. We just – I don't know how it happened. We just filled out a script like that.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Oh, dude. I mean, we were so excited writing that. Thanks for all these compliments, guys. Honestly, I love you. I appreciate it. But so I remember with The Waterboy – We wanted that he had a very protective mama. And there was this movie, Carrie. It was a terrifying movie. And it was an overprotective mom who didn't want her. her daughter to, to be around anything too, too heavy.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
And, and anyways, so we kind of wrote a mom like that, that's overprotective to Bobby. And so he had to sneak around and play his foosball. Yeah.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Well, I mean, I watch these young guys now and they are incredible. I love so many young comedians. I really do. And the Saturday Night Live cast after ours. In the beginning, when you first leave and you see the next cast, you're like, hey, what about us? We were this and that. But the older I got, I'd watch every cast. I'd be like, fuck, these guys are incredible.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
And the men and women on the show and the way they handled themselves, I was like, oh, shit, man. I wish I had another crack at that because I'd do better next time. I like these guys. Anyways, it was lucky. Our era, we were all best friends. Me and my buddies, just like you guys are with your teammates. And now we get to watch the youth be funny.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I mean, honestly, fellas, you know, you guys both did the show. You guys were great.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Travis, when you came back, I was telling you how fucking great. I mean, you were so cool. Confident as fuck out there. Funny as shit. You guys, honestly, you guys remind me so much of my boys growing up. That's why when I saw you on the show, I was like, fuck, it would be like if my friend Dave Kinnair hosted the show.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
It was just kind of like cool fucking dudes who know everything, know comedy, know sports, know everything, know how to be decent to their families. I fucking loved watching you out there.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
There you go. Yes, yes. Oh, my God. You would have loved Farley. He would have loved you guys, man.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
A couple of drinks and he was ready to go. He was ready to throw down. For sure. It was honestly kind of like when he had a couple in him, we were like, calm the fuck down, bro.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
No one else can fight like you.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
That was good. That was this guy, Robert Smigel, who's one of the fucking greatest of all time. He's a great writer and a great performer. He plays Triumph, the dog. Oh, yeah. Heck, yeah. That dude, he wrote so many great skits. So cool. He wrote the juice skit, and we got to walk around and go, you like the juice? Yeah, you like it. That's good.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
We get it a lot on the streets, on the streets of New York. They scream some shit at me. Does it get old? No, no. It's always fucking fun. It's always nice. Like shit. When it comes at you that you, I was, there were things brought up to me that I go, what the fuck is that? I have no idea what it is anymore.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
And then somebody would just remind me when you, you know, it was on your album, when you said this and this, and I go, fuck, I don't, I don't remember saying any of that shit actually last night. my daughter's watching 50 First Dates. And she's like, Dad, come watch. I go, I don't need to watch, mate. And she's like, watch this. Look how sweet you are. And I go, all right.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I got to be honest with you. I remember Drew saying all that stuff. I don't remember me even talking like it's like I look back at the shit. I mean, I don't even fucking remember scene to scene. I'm like, oh, oh, we did that. I didn't remember that place.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I've done that so long now that once we're done and the movie comes out, I probably don't watch it for a few years. If it's on TV, I'll see it for a minute, but that's usually it. You stay with shit for like a year. You go, all right, I don't need to fucking see that anymore.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I know. I know you definitely, you can look at your shit after and go, Oh, I thought I was better than that. What the fuck was I doing there? I got a lot of that. Believe me. I got shit from when I was young that my kids show me. I go, I don't, I don't want to know that fucking exists. Holy shit.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
And your heart's pounding through your chest like, holy shit, it's happening right now.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Your brother was there to help you too.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Yeah, it just took me over. Yeah. Get you teary eyed. I had some of that. I hosted this show, again, like around six years ago. And same kind of feel. I'd walk around on a Thursday, two days before the fucking shit, the show.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
And then I was getting teary-eyed and looking and so many memories and so many greats that have been there and musical acts and fucking, you just think of when you were a little kid and all the shit, all the joy that place has brought you. It's the best, man. Yeah, you're in there forever now. Both you guys got to kill on that shit. I love it, man.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Same way as you guys are doing your lives. Same shit. You feel comfortable with certain people.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
The same wavelength you're on, what makes you guys happy, what makes you click with teammates or just fucking off-season, the guys you hang out with. That's kind of like what I got with my buddies when we make the movies and we sit in a room and write the shit and have a – Similar sensibility. So I guess that's why we all do it together.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Well, I tell you, you never fucking think you're as good as the cast before you. Yeah. So, like, yes, Belushi, Aykroyd. Aykroyd, I mean, he became, like, a guy that we hung out with. We got to have... I loved him so much, but... And he treated us so great.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
It's kind of like fucking Andy Reid. You have this respect for the fucking guy and what he's seen. And when he talks to you, you kind of go, yes, yes, yes, yes. You feel like you're getting knowledge all the time. And fucking the castmates before you, you feel the same shit. You're just like, whatever they say, there's no reason for me to talk unless they ask me to talk. Yeah. That's about it.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Got that with Dana Carvey. Got that with all the guys, Dennis Miller, all the guys who were older than us and Jan Hooks and Victoria Jackson and the whole cast that was there before us. John Lovers. We just fucking Kevin Nealon, all those guys. Whatever they had to say, we were loving it.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
That's good, man. I think at that age, yeah, there's no rush. No rush to get to me. I got some animated movies that I feel kind of comfortable telling somebody, yeah, maybe you can watch, you know, Hotel Transylvania or Leo or something like that. I go, yeah, you'll feel all right there. But I got to tell you, I have fucking three-year-olds come up to me and talk about Billy Madison.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
You know, they do say, are you Billy Madison? I say, yes. They go, well, why do you not look like him anymore? I go, well, Billy Madison's been fucking eating. He's a little hungry lately, but it'll all happen. My own kids, I don't throw my stuff at them too quick. It just happens. They haven't seen a few of the filthy ones yet, and let's hope that they don't need to see that stuff.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
He's iconic, man. You too, fellas. Yes, yes. Come on, Jason. Hit me.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
That was, by the way, what a girl. What a girl.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Dude, she means so much to our house. Since the kids, I think I was shooting like grownups or That's My Boy or something in Massachusetts. And we listened to and the kids were little and we were listening to Taylor Swift and listening to every song. It was one of the first times That you listen to every song on the record. Like when I was a kid, I think the Beatles you did that with.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Maybe Elton John. You knew every tune. Oh, yeah. Start to finish. You know when we start to finish. It's not like three hits and you go, all right, let me skip. Fucking Taylor in our house. Every tune. They knew every word. I loved listening to her in the car. I loved what she had to say every time.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
message every melody just the the production how cool she was what she meant to to young girls what she means to women what she means to guys doing the right thing in life throughout the year saturday night live saw the kids there took her time hung out with them and then at her uh At her premiere for the movie, she talked to the kids and talked to them about their movie.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Yes, yes.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
You know, they did this Bob Mitzvah movie and she talked about what she liked in it. And she just floors my family.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Floors them. Like I said, somebody asked me, who do you get nervous around? I said, I do get nervous around Taylor Swift because I don't want to fucking blow it for my kids and say something stupid.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Shit, she means so much to my fucking house. I better say the right thing here.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
She's lifetime forever along with the whole world. She just means so much.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Yes, yes. It comes out on Tuesday. I was doing a tour, running around for like a couple years, you know, in and out. I kind of do it like I go away for a couple weeks, then I go back home for – month or two, then I go do another couple weeks, that kind of thing.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
and you being together and you being you guys you're i mean that first when you guys first started dating my god was my family like yes look how good they are he's a gentleman and she's having so much fun with it like anytime taylor's laughing with you my whole fucking family's like high-fiving and so good man you gotta be sweating over here we gotta see that dog behind you dude come here baby come
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Come here, buddy.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
You want me to pick you up? Come here, buddy. Say hi.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
There he is.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
The Georgia Bulldog. I don't know how he can handle that heat. Yeah, dude.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Every time he's out there, my good Lord.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
And when I was out on the tour, I was like, oh, man.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
probably should make a special just so i because i know one day i'm gonna throw this material out and move on to some new stuff so might as well document it and so uh i said let me do a special netflix said that sounds good and then i called uh josh safty who's this great director and he did uncut gems him and his brother benny did uncut gems and i said to josh you would you want to maybe do
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Oh, no. No. I mean, I'm sure.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
No names. No, I don't got anybody who left that I went, oh, what happened there, man? No. None of that shit, man. I love them all. They all come and have fun. We make sure whoever's doing, you guys are like doing us favors. I know, I know you're, you're, you got a busy life and you're coming and you've got to make my fucking movie thousand times better.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
So we try to make sure anybody who comes by has a great time. It's a memorable time and try to get them in and out as quick as quick as possible. Don't want anybody sitting and being bored. So, uh, but, but, No, I've got to meet so many greats over there. You guys, you grew up, I think there's some sort of connection to how fucking...
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
confident you are and comedy, when you're being funny, it's, it's usually if you're confident in what you're saying and committing to something. So if you ask an athlete, it's probably going to be a little bit better if you say it like this and, you know, be strong when you say it. Yes, sir. Let's go. It's got your coachable.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that now. When I was younger, I did a movie a long time ago called Punch Drunk Love, and that was just luck. I was doing my comedies. Paul Thomas Anderson, who's this amazing guy and amazing director, he wrote this movie for me and said, give it a shot. He believed in me, so I did it. Nice.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Had a few of those where I work with these elite directors and kind of do my best for them. And it's it's different than what I do. I, you know, like Waterboy and shit like that. We have fun writing that shit and doing that shit. And it's the best time we could ever have. But when it comes to serious stuff, I just don't want to let down this. Just like you guys don't want to let down the coach.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I don't want to let down the director. So I fucking just commit as hard as I can.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
shit i never never thought about this it kind of changes what which i i love some of them one day and then the next day i'm like why the fuck did i do that but all right uh let's see billy madison's always got to be up there because it was kind of the first movie that let me let me kind of have a little control yeah me and my buddies and and uh tamra davis was the director and we kind of we were young and
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
And we believed in it. So we got that done. I love Bobby Boucher. Shit, man. And I love being that guy. I love doing movies with Drew Barrymore and with Jennifer Aniston. So that was just, I can't pick. I don't know what my guys' names are in those. But whoever I was in those right now, I guess. Yeah. I don't remember at all. I know Robbie Hart was one of them. But I love making that.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Whatever I did with those guys, I'd like to put up there. All right. I'm with you. And I don't mind putting Little Nicky up there, too. Dude! There you go.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
direct a comedy special and he said yeah yeah i thought we were just going to shoot a normal special but he just kind of took over and made it a different style and different feel and threw weird stuff at me and we it's just it's a special but it's kind of like a movie it's different it's a little different yeah i cannot wait for everybody to see this man
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Oh, man. I remember Nicholson. I met Jack Nicholson before we did our movie together. And he said, now, before we start this, what type of movie is it? Is it Little Nicky? And he goes, hey. And I got to go.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Well, my guys, when I was young, I love so many now. Of course. It's much broader than it was. But as a kid, what fucking connected me the most, Rodney Dangerfield, that was my number one.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Back to school.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
The best. And I got to meet him and hang with him. Fucking loved him. So cool. And shit, when I was young, I loved the Jerry Lewis, the Abner Costello, the Marx Brothers. I loved that stuff because I would watch that with my parents. Had a great time with that. Then I loved... Belushi and Aykroyd was power in my house. Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy. That was kind of it, too. Eddie, fucking stand-ups.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Stephen Wright was a big deal to me. Cheech and Chong. Fucking love Cheech and Chong. Yeah, baby.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I had a million of them. Actually, the special one, the last song... I tried to throw a lot of the people who meant something to me in there. I miss this stuff. There's this comedy record, Derek and Clive. You guys ever hear of them? It was Dudley Moore who played Arthur. You remember the movie Arthur? The English guy who drank a lot of booze, funny as shit.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
He was in a comedy duo with this guy, Peter Cook. And he had these albums that they used to curse a lot. They'd get drunk together and be funny together. And somehow my father got it for me. And I was in like fucking sixth, seventh grade listening to that going, oh, my God, this is the best. So they had a big influence on my cursing, I believe.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Yes.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I was scared, man. I was, by the way, fellas, when I was a QB, I dropped so many snaps. My coach used to go, would you get your hands in there? I didn't get in there. I was terrified.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I apologize to you and everybody before you, Jim Otto, everybody. I made a mistake. I felt so bad getting my hand on that cup. But when I got my hands in there deep, man, it always worked out. Oh, yeah. No, I took Sean Salisbury was nice enough. A great guy. He fucking every day would throw the ball with me, taught me how to throw it a little farther, how to be a little more confident with it.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Because when I when I was born, I like it would be like straight T-26 on on break on set straight T-26. All right. Ready? Break. Then I'd get out there. My little baby voice. I would throw that that quarterback thing on. I never knew that bullshit. I was bullshit when I did it. I never sounded cool. But I remember Salisbury would always yell at me like, you got to command that team.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Get out there and fucking be a man about this. This is so fucking good.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I mean, if something fresh comes up, for sure, man. But we did fucking... Have the best time. NFL Films helped make a video with us. I got to hang out with a bunch of Steelers, Cordell Stewart, the bus.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
They were all in the video. We hung out there. I've had a lot of dreams come true, buddy. I met a lot of you dudes, and I love you all. You're the best, dude. Thank you.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Well, first of all, the good news is Bobby saw Vicky's boobies, and he liked them. Loved them, actually. Loved them. He said like, but in that moment, he loved them. He loved them. And thank you very much, Vicky Vallecourt, for that. He did go to the NFL, I believe. Played a couple of years. Mama was just... Mama wanted him home.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
So we had two good years running around with the teams, you know, saw some shit he probably shouldn't have seen. Things got a little crazy on occasion for Bobby, especially when they'd go to Vegas. And then he made himself back to Mama and just fucking, you know, it's better off.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
And, boys, on your end, on your end, both of you, so fucking happy for everything you guys got. All you've done, congratulations, Jason. I know you're going to have a great time announcing and doing a new start. You kicked so much ass. The fucking speech you gave when you guys won was unbelievable. Unbelievable.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
the funniest dude the best the best you're such everyone loves you and and travis so fucking great watching you dominate out there and just bulldoze and soft hands and just a stud always in the right spot i don't know how the fuck you get so open or when you're not open it doesn't matter they still he's gonna get it to you you'll make sure that both you guys
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
And by the way, Jason, you know the cross-eyed guy in all my movies? Yes, he's in the special. He's in the coffee. The biggest fucking Eagles fan loves you. Loves you. And when you guys fucking won, holy shit was there relief around. That fucking guy's depression. Every time the Eagles wouldn't win on a Sunday, I'd be like, will you fucking wake up? You've been sleeping for fucking 20 hours.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
It's over. We're on to next week. But you winning the Super Bowl was the greatest, buddy. He loves you. We all love you. Both you and your family. Say hi to your parents and say hi to both your families. And Taylor, tell her we love her, too. You know that.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Well, I was kind of ready to just do a normal stand-up special. I was excited because I was kind of locked in. You know, when you do stand-up and you're on the road, it evolves. You get better and better at your act and figure out better things to talk about, figure out better ways to tell your thoughts or your jokes or whatever the hell it is.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
We'll keep this computer on. Don't worry.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
And so I was kind of locked into a certain way that I was ready to – you know, throw down. And, and then he, he, Josh was just kind of like, you know, we've seen, seen you do a standup special already. I did one like six, six years ago. So he said, let's try to come up with a new way to present it. So that's kind of what happened.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
That was so fucking cool, man. I saw you in the dressing room back there at the Hayworth.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
You too, buddy. And it was... I don't even know why I started... Oh, yeah. Here's what happened. I was doing movies. Life was going good. You know, I did Saturday Night Live. And me and my friends, you know, Spade and Schneider and Rock, we used to run around and do stand-up back then. So cool. And it was great. And then all of a sudden...
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I was doing a lot of movies, and it just became like your schedule was kind of overwhelmed. And so I stopped doing stand-up for maybe 20 years or so. Sheesh. And then I was doing grown-ups, and all I heard was Kevin James and Chris Rock and Schneider and Spade and Colin Quinn and all the guys in the movie and Norm MacDonald all talking about their gigs they had that weekend.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
And I was a little jealous, like, oh, man, maybe I should get back on the road. That's awesome.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Thank you, man. Yeah, we wrote a song that kind of just talked about all the – Movies and comedians that influenced me and my friends growing up and our generation and that kind of stuff. And what we used to sit and watch growing up with our parents or with our buddies or whatever it was. And so wrote a song that puts a lot of that stuff in there.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I'm like, man, he's bringing it right off the bat. That's right. I did my best. By the way, that was terrifying because I knew sometimes when I'm alone in my room playing my guitar, I go, man, I think I could have been a guitar player. I'm pretty damn good. Then when I get on stage, I start getting my fingers get tight. Everything's nerve wracking. So when I was shooting a special, I was like,
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Come on, man. Let's get this thing right. But I did all right. I did all right.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
You nailed it. Thank you.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That happens on occasion. That happens. Yeah, yeah. You don't like those times.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
That's what you're going there for, right? The whole thing was to get to hang out with Travis. That's why we put it together. No, yeah, yeah. We're going there. Travis, by the way, thank you. I heard you talking about it. And I was on your show, you guys.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
And then, of course, I was like, you know, I was thinking we were talking about you playing my son while we were writing it literally like six months ago. We were like, imagine if Travis was my first my first baby. How funny that would be.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
What a feeling. When you look up and that thing's going straight, you're like, that works, man. How did that happen? It's just the feeling. Oh, I bet you ripped the shit out of it. What do you hit him when you play? You bang it long, don't you?
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
No, but I've seen you swing. It is nice.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I got to say, when I'm doing the Happy Gilmore swing, I'm maybe one for four with that. One for four. It's not a thing. A little TV magic on the back end. There's definitely, I call my own cuts. All right, let's see. Oh, here we go. All right, buddy. Oh, that's a long walk up. Boom!
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
This shirt here, I think it's been three days in a row I'm wearing it. That's the only thing I'm not good at is changing.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
That's got a good swing, too. He can bang him, too. I'm sure you guys have fun golfing up.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Yeah, well, you're a fun man. Everybody on this little hang here besides me seems like they have fun on the course. I get a little snappy out there.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Yes, sort of similar to my comedy career. I kind of... Dipped out for a while. And then I was like, what am I doing, man? Let me get back into golf. And I absolutely – I played when I was a kid. I played when I was like 12. And my dad was awesome. My dad was a really good golfer. He'd shoot in the low 70s. I still can't do it. I can't get it there. Holy cow. I can't get down low.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I've had a good nine. I had a good nine maybe two weeks ago at Riviera.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I think I – I could say.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
That's a tough one. I mean, I played from the whites, but I shot okay. But I can't put 18 together. I can't do it. I can't concentrate that long. Are you guys good with 18? Dude, I suck. I have a very little attention span.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I hear you.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
That's a lot of thinking. That's a lot of thinking. I can't stay still for that long. Like right around hole six, I start going, what the hell am I doing here? What happened to my life?
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Isn't that pathetic?
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
That's so funny. When I grew up, my dad, we used to play at this one place, and I think it was hole 13. They used to put out – Polish sausages and hot dogs and stuff like that. And every time I ate there, my father would go up. There it goes. Game over. He's going to stink now. And I would just eat too much and just get in a little coma and be staring.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I started doing that only because I'm protecting, hiding these tits.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
My father would be going, why did you eat that?
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
I know both you guys remind me of my friends so much growing up. If you met my friends, you actually saw a few at the U2 show, right?
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
But it was more fun seeing you there, buddy. We love seeing you.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Can't help it.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Thank you, man. Well, we love seeing you too, bud. We talked about you flying home that night. Anyways, that was a fun time. Both you boys remind me of exact – Dudes I hung out with growing up. And you two guys, the guys, they would protect me. I was a little bit of a wise guy. And I had a couple of boys like you always around making sure I didn't get beat up too much.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Yes.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Yes. I'm sure. I don't remember anything. I Saturday Night Live, that kind of did it to you. Every week you'd meet superstars that you grew up with, Dan Aykroyd, like all the original SNL cast. We got to meet so many of those cast members. And then just comedians we all loved growing up. Then rock stars, we got to meet Paul McCartney and Bruce Springsteen.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Everybody we talked about, all of a sudden we were in the room shooting the shit with them. It was incredible.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
It was my dad. Like I said, he liked golf. We used to go to the driving range a lot, and I had a great friend, Kyle McDonough, who ended up playing pro hockey. He's a great hockey player. In New Hampshire, it's a big hockey town.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments, Casting Travis in Happy Gilmore 2 and What ‘The Waterboy’ is Doing Now | EP 125
Hell, yeah. Yeah. So Kyle came out with me and my dad, and he didn't play much golf, but he was banging them. We were young, maybe ninth grade or something like that, and he was banging them. My father kept saying, man, you hockey players. Your wrist or the way you turn or something like that. And I just was like, I think I was in college or finishing up college or just maybe 23.
The Ben Shapiro Show
Ep. 2149 - Trump-Zelenskyy Meeting GOES TOTALLY NUCLEAR
Conan, what's up, my brother? What's going on, man? Adam, what are you wearing? What are you doing right now? I'm asking you what you're wearing. Nobody even thought about what I was wearing until you brought it up. You're dressed like a guy playing video poker at 2 a.m., Adam. You know what, Conan? I like the way I look, because I'm a good person.
The Ben Shapiro Show
Ep. 2149 - Trump-Zelenskyy Meeting GOES TOTALLY NUCLEAR
I don't care about what I wear or what I don't wear. Did my snazzy gym shorts and fluffy sweatshirt offend you so much that you had to mock me in front of my peers? Okay, I'm sorry.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Talks to Comedy Icons - Part 2
I got, and then I just, I came out here. I want to remember three things to tell you. I can't remember. I can't remember any of it. I got none. I got none. How are you, pal?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Talks to Comedy Icons - Part 2
It seems thick for this, uh... I had corduroy pants on, too, and somebody said, don't wear corduroy on corduroy. So I switched it up. This is a whole new thing. My wife has been going out and getting me new clothes, because I look back at my old, uh, thing, you know, I've been on television a long time, and I've been wearing the same clothes literally on every show.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Talks to Comedy Icons - Part 2
So she went out and got me this corduroy shirt, this other flannel one, and a T-shirt.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Talks to Comedy Icons - Part 2
That's not... This is in New York because I was going... She was being nice and I knew I was going to be cold. Also, I don't try on things. I refuse to try on things. So, like, when I go to a store, she goes, hey, you want to... And I just go, get... Just get it. And then it's either too big or too tight, but I have to wear it anyways because...
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Talks to Comedy Icons - Part 2
You're listening to Comedy Central.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Talks to Comedy Icons - Part 2
...shirt jacket or shacket... But that's why I had it buttoned, to cover the oldness, to show the wife respect.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Talks to Comedy Icons - Part 2
I've been with the same girl 14 and married about seven or eight. Right. Oh, very similar.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Talks to Comedy Icons - Part 2
Now, this is a new thing. She was cool about it in the beginning and then started realizing, you know, she dresses nice. And I have the two daughters who yell at me for not dressing nice. Right. So that became like a factor in the house. When I would come downstairs in the morning and all three of them would say, please don't. Then I said, all right, go get me some new stuff, you know.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Talks to Comedy Icons - Part 2
That's not you. Their nose is stronger at that age. But, yeah, no, no, no. My kid, if I... She'll say brush your teeth a little better. Brush your teeth a little better and maybe I'll kiss you.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Talks to Comedy Icons - Part 2
The other? Because you said there's three. The other one is young enough to get past the stench and get right in there and start kissing me. Oh, that's nice. It's the five-year-old that just goes, this is really horrific what I'm smelling right now. I appreciate, though, the use of the vocabulary. Horrific.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Talks to Comedy Icons - Part 2
That was giant for the Sandman. Oh, is that true? Horrific was as good as it gets. Horrific and, uh, Metamorphosis is a nice one. That is a nice one. That's all I got. Are you gonna, uh, stick around and watch the Jets game?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Talks to Comedy Icons - Part 2
My kids want me to get back to L.A. They demand that I, uh, I come home. I said, it's one extra day if I could see the Jets-Pats game. You can watch it on television, they said. So I'm gonna go home and... When was the last time you made a decision?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Jon Stewart Talks to Comedy Icons - Part 2
Here's what happens. Like, kids fall asleep, maybe 9, 8.30, 9, maybe 10. The wife falls asleep, maybe 1. From 1 to 6, like, it's bananas what goes on. You guys got to see. I put on my old clothes and lay there. Sandler time. Yep.