Adam Luckey
Appearances
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
How the fuck we doing, everybody? We in it? I'm gonna do a fucking catchphrase right now. I'm gonna go, ayo, you guys give me a shebango. Ayo! Fuck yeah. So the other day I was beating my daughter. Aunt Jenga. Am I right, guys? No, that's a joke. She beat me. So I punched that bitch in the fucking face. Ayo! Fuck yeah. Anyway, I don't be fucking that bitch, by the way. Um...
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
I may look like a pedophile, but I'm not one, which is tough. Because I do have resting, I'd be fucking my daughter face, which is not easy. Which I don't like, because I got to walk around with that daughter, and it's tough, because she's not even that hot, so.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Not only do I look like a pedophile, I look like a pedophile who can't even pool. Like, uh-oh. God damn. She may be five years old, but she's a four at best, am I right? Oh my God, I went to the Kill Tony show and a guy made a pedophile joke. Fuck yeah. Suck it, fuck it, boys. Hell yeah.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
What, the Kratom? Yeah. No, I went in full on hard. Really? Yeah, because I used to be a painkiller addict, so I went in deep.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
It says two a day, and I'm down to 30 a day. Seriously? No, not really. Four a day. Tomorrow I'm supposed to quit, go cold turkey, so I'm just going to sweat in my room for four days.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Yeah, pretty much. But tomorrow's the day I'm actually going to really try hard. But we'll see. No promises. Sorry, Mom. I don't give a fuck.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
I mean, overall, probably like six years. I was expecting that to be Heidi and it was James McCann.