Adam Friedland
Appearances
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
You were thinking of killing yourself, and it reminded you of Goldeneye?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Which one is in the closet? Sean Connery?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
He's a gay guy?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
How do you know?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
yeah what was it uh ain't got no damn time for that yeah ain't no goddamn time ain't got no time for that ain't got no motherfucking time tyler perry should do a 007 yeah that would be sick set in atlanta the the diary of ain't got no motherfucking time lady uh when do you throw in your lucy nick huh when do you throw it in
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Wait, what was that thing about going over the Niagara Falls in a barrel?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
What was that all about?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Oh, it was like a popular thing to do.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I was visiting my dad.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Yeah, but what about the umbilical cord? It doesn't go that far. It doesn't go that far.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I wonder if they've used it one time. That is hilarious. That is so funny. It's a solid one.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Yeah, a new feature at Disney. You got a new special out?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I wanted to mention in the, you know, before the plug section.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Yeah. But not here. No, not here.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Yeah, when I was visiting my dad in Vegas once, there was like a geriatric at the supermarket just holding up the line for like 20 minutes because he had an expired coupon.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Nick's moving to fucking Florida to die. I don't need to move to Florida.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
In bedside, yeah. Yeah, well, so you're a special American sweetheart. Yeah, it's about learning to ignore your dad. Why are you still mad at my dad, dude?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
He's not even your dad. I'm saying he's great. I have every right to be mad at him, and we're cool now.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Yeah, I mean, he said some terrible things about you on Reddit. I'm not repeating them. Your dad's on Reddit.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Palestine was never a real country.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
That's pretty good. Even waiting for you. You're like, I can't wait any longer.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Oh, man. Yeah, I mean, I would rather get yelled at, I guess, by a person in real life. I guess it never happens. I've never gotten... I mean, I'm yelled at by strangers, but not... Not really.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Not because the podcast is late, you know? Right. Just because I'm like a bitch-ass white boy. I mean, I can't do anything about it. You have beautiful eyes. Thank you. So...
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
They're a fucking mess right now. Look at them. Actually, I think they didn't take the fucking film off.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
There's like a holographic dirt.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I'll look into it.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Why is it embarrassing? Because people see it and they're like, why do you have the logo for your glasses?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Yeah. Okay. All right. Cool. Guys, I want to talk to you about the perfect jeans.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I learn in German. Guys. Oh, I got sent a pair of these jeans. And guys, guess what? They were perfect.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
You want to talk about how perfect they are? They look like Levi's to me. They're not. What makes them perfect, Ari? Let's give a personal endorsement because it says in the copy I'm supposed to wear them and stand up. And I'm not doing it.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
You're supposed to say, guess what?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Thank you. Like a true pitch man.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
That's why I have to do it too fast.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
It's gonna be the rest of my life.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
i'm feeling me yeah right guys uh speaking of uh what ari just mentioned about his testicles the perfect gene has saved over 700 000 pairs of nuts for their owners oh really from stiff unforgiving denim they put them on the troops my nuts are blown off yeah we call the kaboom
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
You can start 2025 off right with zero wardrobe stress. The perfect jean has six fits from waist 26 to 50. So those aren't them, are they?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
That's why my balls are... Let me kill him right now.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Not only do they have perfect jeans, they've got perfect t-shirts, and the perfect tee is just enough stretch. Put that on. I don't think they sent it, did they?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
She doesn't let me on the computer.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Also, a lot of Ashkenazi Jews have a chest concavity. Do you have one? I don't think so. My friend Tommy had one, and we made him... We sold milk and cereal from the cafeteria camp, and we'd make him eat it out of his chest. Brody. Yeah. He'd do anything for money, that guy. Story tracks.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Anyway, so... Oh, yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Guys, they've got the perfect tea to hide your beer belly while accentuating your arms and chest. For that flawless look, it's soft as... You look pretty flawless right now.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Yeah. Pete, can you get me some spoons and forks for me to curl?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Can you take a picture of my body and send it to Joe?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Absolutely. Can you FaceTime Joe right now?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Well, I mean, we've been trying to last time I was here. You weren't here. We've been trying to stop podcasting for about 47 years now. Yeah. No, I'm doing it.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Kiltoni. Kiltoni. Okay, guys.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
They said no Klingon could be black. He's black. Well, they have a black one. They make them in black. What was I going to say? Oh, yeah. The line was being held up by this geriatric, and he had an expired coupon, and he said, this document represents a promise from your firm to the consumer. And like he would not leave the line.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Here's what the plan is, guys. We have three episodes of the talk show that are unreleased.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
There are four, but one is we haven't edited yet.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
The chairs are.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Did you request Tom Fontana?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Yeah, yeah. Wait, the prison movie? It was a TV show.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Yeah, what a CV. What? What a resume.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Wait, that was signed in 2023? Let me see. No, it wasn't. How is that possible? It's 25 now. Oh, yeah, it makes sense. Sorry. Super Bowl commercials for season one premiere.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
He's saying Maryland heroes. Maryland greats.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Uh, guys, so those four episodes will be released as the lost episodes after which the show is going to be converting. The talk show will be converting to a once a week format. Um, and ideally we could all pull this off in the next two months. Um, thank you.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I have been in court plenty of times as a defendant for sexual assault. I have a brother that's a lawyer. I have a brother-in-law that's a lawyer.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Or the death of Anton Yelchin. That's where they stole it from.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I mean, so yeah. So basically over the next two months, we're going to be banking. I'm listening. Sorry. Oh, I said bank. Yeah. That was good. I thought you were making fun of me. And then you were making fun of. Jews in general.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
It's kind of over for us.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
What's going to be happening is Nick is going to be getting to work on an attic for us.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
It's funny because it was a family neighborhood, but now all the parents are still there, so now it's an old person neighborhood. It's a weird thing to see.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
You haven't watched it? People are saying. Good things.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
It's like long-form interviews. Yeah, yeah. So it's like what we've been doing, but the narrative aspect of the show, because Nick would do the introduction sections, and so that's obviously going to be changing.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Do you know anyone that knows that?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I think I'm just going to retire. You're being like a mom right now. Oh, cool. Is that like a mom? Before I moved to New York, my mom was like, just really are the perfect. She's like, just, just go to, just find where Jerry Seinfeld lives. Knock on his door. Say, I'm a young Jewish comedian. Yeah. And I was like, mom, I was like, is that how your mom talked? No, I just did it. And it worked.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Like that. Because she had cum in her throat. Yeah. She was the England's Rose, they say. Yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
The Adam Friedland Show. And we're going to be releasing those four episodes in the meantime. To get it going. And then in March, we will, in March, April, we're going to be converting to a once a week format and relaunching. I'm happy for you, buddy.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Yeah, the kids are all exploring assholes.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah, and it's called Wicked.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
She's amazing. I watched it. She was really good in that, in the Wicked. It's good. How can it be a good movie? It's a musical.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I like musicals. We like musicals here.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
It's really crazy. It's your dad's problem with me. Oh, yeah, he's got beef, dude. Well, he calls me anytime he hears a comedian with a Jewish name. So he's like, do you know Ari Shafir? I got the Ari Shafir phone call. He heard you on a podcast.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
You know how it rains a lot in that movie so you just get mist on you the whole time? I was kind of wet. I saw that in 3D. I saw it in the 4D with Jonah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Vampire's Kiss.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Like low budget with Nicolas Cage. It's him going full Cage.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
He's just like, yeah, it's some of the most Cage you can get in a movie for your buck. Yeah. Guys, after all the holiday spending, the start of the new year can feel like a hangover for your credit, but you can get things back on track for 2025 and start building your credit today with Kickoff, the number one credit building app in the App Store.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
that's great that he's able to figure it out well it seems like you're a little bit like you're saying it in a gracious way but i can see i can see behind your eyes you're like a little bit like i'm so happy like another troll coming so happy for your dad he's like there's a comedian ari shafia do you know him and i was like yeah i know he's a good guy and my dad goes he's like yes i saw him on a podcast it was like a it's like like a academic podcast kind of thing oh really
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
And by that, I mean going home like in a Jack Kerouac way. Yeah. You're just done with it.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I think I got it clean the second time.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I forget the name. We can call him and squash this whole beef right now.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Or let's start it up a little more.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Why are there so many blacks on the Jets?
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
There's got to be two of them. Geometrics or something? Oh, Trigonometry.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
It'd be very funny to do that in court.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
You have to do it to a jury.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I didn't expose myself to those children.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
He tries to go super saiyan right before the bailiff tries to take him out. That would be a black nerd. Yeah, it would be a black nerd. Yeah, to try to go Dragon Ball Z. Black nerd master race. Yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
What is it?
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I don't listen to what he's talking about.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
uh yeah i wonder what would happen if burt died there would be like tribute posts of like uh i would take a shirt off and i would go around talking about my best my best friend died well the machine is gone i hope he just goes i hope he doesn't become like one of those like side talkers with the bad guy from breaking bad
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. He's still fat. It's so funny. You see, you're in comedy long enough just to see people's bodies really just develop in very funny ways.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
He looked like Robert E. Lee.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Yeah, it's true. It's so big, too. It's a big, big boy. Yeah. I wonder if we know anyone that will get a statue.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I want to call out Lewis, actually. I did the Story Wars. He won his own talk show and he said he's on a 10-week streak.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
He's definitely cheating at his own talk show.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Is he judging it? No, he's a contestant on the talk show.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Yeah, but Lewis wins every week. Ken Jennings hosts Jeopardy. Does he say the answer? No, he doesn't play with them, though. Lewis is playing along. Lewis is playing along. Yeah, but he won before he got to be the host. Yeah, but he won Jeopardy. I'm just calling bullshit. I think Lewis knows what all the answers are.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I'm jealous.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I won. You won?
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
They're not the host of the show. That's all I'm saying. I just felt like there was a corruption happening. You came in second to Lewis. Don't say it that way. When you put it that way, yeah. Second to Lewis.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
No, no, that's not. It's the spinoff of Better Than Ezra. Oh, okay.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Second to Lewis.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
yeah wait wait wait there's road it's called hitting the road the truth is this is that the the talk show we are going to be in the next two months converting it to a new model where it's going to be a once a week show so the the original objective instead of once every six months or when someone's not in london someone else is fucking not angry
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
She means a lot to gay guys. Honestly, you should become a gay icon, Nick.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
No, I get along with people. Just like passerbys. He helps people fix their cars. He's a good citizen.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
He's a good member of his community.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I took one today. It was $30. Huh? Anyway, you were waiting for the train?
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I want to hear this nice story. He shit in his hand and he rubbed it on someone's face.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
No, don't put it that way.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
It's supposed to make it look like it's far. Not there.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Oh, you're a production designer. Oh, there? Yeah. Don't worry, dude. That space is for Mr. Hashimoto and the tool. Yeah. Haven't you met our file cabinet, Mr. Hashimoto? He's suicidal. Oh, I see it now. He's a Japanese worker businessman. Yeah. He's like, today is the day I kill myself. Yeah, but now he hangs out with us.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Why are you putting it this way, Ari? I'm really sad right now. This is a sad thing.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
It's not a new chapter. I'm continuing on with the talk show.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
You're saying this, Ari, after the show, after the show. Yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Okay. After this, we're going to go to the office. Yeah. I'm going to show you the Jadakiss episode of the talk show. You interviewed Jadakiss? Yeah. He's... Clearly, you're not paying attention to the news. Is it out yet? It's been out.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
It was like a joke that Nick, as our Dracula character, was best friends with Jadakiss.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Yeah, some magic things happened.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
When you watched the show, you would have known. You were too busy watching.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Wait, so you're a liar too?
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
No, Jadakiss, he's a rapper. Judakiss?
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
No, there's more.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Who's sure? Jay Da Kiss you, you broke. You know Jay Da Kiss. I don't think I do. I'll kiss you, you bitch ass beep.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I mean, that's like We Gon' Make It is one of the best songs ever.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
We Gon' Be Alright. No, that's Kendrick Lamar.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
You know the Blue Daba Dee song?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Give me one from Jadakiss. Do you know the one? I know that. That's not Jadakiss. That's not Jadakiss. Give me one from the Jadakiss band that I would know.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
no no no he's a black guy that's regular kiss yeah that's kiss yeah yeah he likes trump uh he uh he was in this group the locks and then the locks the locks and then yeah he was a john lock from the show lost It's about John Locke, the philosopher. Yeah, actually. And then he was, you might know him from The Honey.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I wonder what the thing is that's going to be like, that's going to trigger you like taking your corners back. There's going to be like an event where you remember and you have to get the squad back together.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I can make that happen. No, you can't. I can work the rest of my life to make that happen. What did Jadakiss have to say? Oh, I don't know.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
We had Chris Cuomo.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
He said he went to the freak-offs. Yeah, he did. Yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Yeah, we had Chris Cuomo from CNN. Nice.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
What do you mean? We have a lot of talented people.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Who else?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
We had, apparently, I think you may have had a- Paul Schrader was talented. Paul Schrader, the guy who wrote- From Silver Spoons?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Blue Collar, Street Fighter.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
You know the movie Taxi Driver? Martin Scorsese? Uh-huh. He wrote that?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I believe he did.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I just remembered. It's not nice to say.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Yeah, it was funny when he disrespected Trump and the guys on Staten Island were like burning pictures of De Niro. Wow, just pictures of De Niro. They're like, I had a lot of respect for you. They had them in their homes.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I'm burning my Lego sculpture of Robert De Niro.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Yeah, yeah. 100% homosexual. Or his dad was gay.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
My father likes that.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Yeah, the objective is just, I mean, from the jump was that we would make something resembling a television show once a week on the internet. That's right, I remember that. And I will be carrying on with that mission until it kills me.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
how many do you have i have multiple that was one of the funniest things ever this guy was like saying it as if it's a matter of fact i thought he was joking one time i was like with tommy pope and and like i think shane was there and rocheford's like i'll tell you the fucking problem with you jews he was like wasted he's like all of you give each other zero interest loans that's why you're so rich
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
And I was like, I was like, yeah, he said it yesterday.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
I was like, we would give our mothers like predatory loans. Like we would, we would, we would exploit family members. And, uh, he's like, and there, uh, I think Tommy's like, what are you guys talking about? I'm like, he thinks that Jews are like, uh, Tommy Pope. Yeah. Tommy Pope. Just get zero, zero interest loans. And everyone like around the room looks and they're like, yeah, of course you, you,
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
They're like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course. We all know about this.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
What rule?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
It was so funny. They were all like...
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
They didn't say it in a way where it's like, they were like, Adam, come on.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Same thing.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Are you going to do that thing at the end of a show where you look back into the room and you turn the light off?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Yeah, and for my sake, he died.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
we might be here right now what if the old man was actually a ghost clown ghost he's a clown ghost from a million years ago wasn't he like hammered when he wrote those books uh yeah one or two i think he like didn't remember writing something which one cujo is one that got me the most was cujo
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
That was the original. Yes, it is bittersweet. We are going to be changing the model for the talk show. You got to stop with the we. Ari, come on. Just have a little bit of the heart. I am. No, you and I will.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Welcome aboard.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Ari's going to be working here for $27,000 a year. Welcome aboard. That's all fine. Just don't gaza me.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Anyway, guys. Get your prostates checked.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Nick, we'll see you in two weeks back on the podcast. I don't think so. After. All right. Thanks a lot, guys.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Love you, pal.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
He said, you don't say that about Kobe. Right after he died.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
It's old reliable. It's old faithful.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
if you get shot for that it'll be like that'll be like the black world's version of the united what was the worst what's the worst threat you received for that and i'll say this as like he was a very incredibly special uh person come on dude are you his body's barely cold
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Was that an expression?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Yeah, I think last time I was here. No, no, I was taking my father to the hospital. I remember I saw you at the stand. You were like, how was London? I was like, I was taking my father to the hospital.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Did they send things to your house?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
You think LA helicopter, you think that guy.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Did you see that, the trans?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Hello and welcome to the Adam Freeland Show podcast. Special guest this week, Ari Shaffir. And Mullen. And Mullen. Oh yeah, do we want to address the fans? This is my final episode.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Who else is on your shit list, Ari? You're going to get us in Seth Simons.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
So he says that you're crushing, effectively, with your penis. Yeah, which is a very Skankfest staple.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Come on, dude.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
He's got psycho diarrhea. He's got psycho runs. Guys, we want to talk to you right now about Lucy. 100% pure nicotine, always tobacco-free. Lucy Breakers are nicotine pouches with an extra surprise, much like... Gushers.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Vomit, yeah. Each pouch holds a capsule that can be broken to open and extra release extra flavor.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
Yeah, like a cyanide tablet. What's your favorite Lucy flavor, Nick? The apple martini.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
With the plane?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Are you going to change your name to Force?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
what's the small talk in there what's the small talk yeah like what are y'all talking about it's about other saunas i've gotten into like nine conversations with guys in saunas about building your own other saunas that we've been to like around the country like oh that's a great sauna you've been to that gym that's an amazing so that's a hobby just yeah you talk yeah that's yeah you're
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
And then the champions, they can only go in there for, like, five minutes at a time because it's so hot. And then they come out with, like, third-degree burns on their faces because, like, the air they're exhaling is burning their nose and their lips and stuff. And what do they get, like, $200 or something? I think they win a sauna.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
And then, but there's, yeah, a couple years ago, they had to, like, stop it because, like, someone died. Yeah, some guy got pretty close to dying or he died or something. Yeah, it's crazy. You look at the picture of these guys coming out and they just have like blisters all over their face. Like, I did it. I won the sauna. I win the win. You know, and it's like, just get into cuckoo clocks, man.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I don't understand. You got other options.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I think it's Finnish.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I think, well, it translates to sauna. Wait, so sauna, you know. It doesn't translate to anything because we just use their word. You know what I mean?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
The etymology is something.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Yeah, I think they did. For real? In the same way that it's like, you know, I mean, I'm trying to think what's an American or a thing in English it doesn't have. That's like saying, what does Trump translate to in Chinese?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
But they have a name for that in other languages. If in Turkey, they called it a dumbbell. Like in the Turkish language, they were like...
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
have you heard it what language is this again turkish yeah and they said dumbbell they wouldn't be like well what does dumbbell mean in english that doesn't mean or what is it what does that translate to in turkish and they're like it doesn't translate we just call it the word it's supposed to be
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Sneaker. Sneaker's now global, though. Everybody says sneakers. Nobody says tennis shoes anymore.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Pretty sad you can't raise a tree.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Well, you know, if you had a seed, right, and you're like, I'm going to plant a tree in my backyard, you'll be dead before the time it's like, you know, you can't be like, that's my, that's my son.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
They're called Type 2s, Air Force Type 2s. Yeah. Yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Interesting. That sounds Finnish. It's a new eco-friendly thing you're doing. I want them to put my body in the sauna.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
When he gets too much pussy and he dies at the end of the movie.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Really? Yeah. You're in a double stack? Have you tried Crystal Light first before the Ozempic?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Yeah, it's great.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I was fat when I was a kid, and when Crystal Light came out, or maybe I just discovered it, I was like, you gotta be fucking kidding me, dude.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
What is Air Force 2? That's the vice president's plane.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Are you insane? This is delicious. It's how I felt when I found that sushi deal. You know, I'm like, this is unreal that this exists.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
The frame of reference is like this. Imagine if you found out you could get like a 20 piece chicken McNugget on Seamless for a dollar.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
And then it was like the restaurant just didn't know. Like it was one McDonald's that like fucked something up on Seamless. Yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
razor electric yeah electric razor does it work well it's so nice dude do you feel like you're like a going to your wall street job well i haven't had my phases never because i use those like phillips one blades for the last like it's not a close shave it's not a close shave at all it's so easy and then this is like i haven't my face hasn't been as smooth since i went from using disposables
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
No, I love shaving in the morning now. I get on, I put my cream on, and I fucking shave. So sick. Clean the thing out. Put it back on the charger.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Have you ever seen a dot from a laser pointer and chased it all around? Yeah. It's kind of a similar thing. Yeah. Not a four. There's no four. I know. It was confusing.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Hey, man, thank you all so much, man. You went to three. You got him.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
And now I care about the L.A. fires because I heard Mel Gibson's house burned down.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Now it's finally affecting me personally. Yeah, yeah. When they told me Billy Crystal's house, I didn't know. You're like, yeah. That man's a monster. Yeah. Professional. He's disgusting. He's made a billion dollars scaring children. I don't know who Billy Crystal is. He's a monster.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
So you're an Atlanta comic. I'm from Atlanta.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
It's crazy to have a basketball team named after, like, obsessive YouTube guys. That's good. It's true. The mascot comes out. He's that Australian dude. Yeah. Oh, man. Shine Heights, Andrew.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I rewatched WALL-E recently. Was it good? It's amazing. Yeah, it's a really good movie.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Why would you choose to watch that? I didn't know what it was. I thought it was the Mexico Pixar. I didn't know that it was making everyone else on the plane uncomfortable.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Watch the fucking Banshees of Isharin or something. Don't watch the fucking dead mom movie.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
At some point he will too. I don't know. Everybody will. With things going on right now, I guarantee you that he will be a footnote.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Probably, yeah. No way, bro.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I kind of think the obesity problem in America is because we have so much space. Because you go to Europe and it's all small. If you got fat there, you would get stuck in between your mailbox and your neighbor's.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Yeah. No, I don't understand what you're saying. Yeah. But my question is, who is Omarion?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Did he play Roger on Sister, Sister?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
No, that's Marcus Houston.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Elliot, come on out. Come on, Elliot. Lisa, put some of those lemons on the ground. We're going to lure Elliot Page. He loves lemons.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
They should have called that place the gay man. Yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Also, we got rid of phone booths.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
That's what, that you fell off with the wings? I did the same thing. I was vegan for like a year. And then you started and you're eating a lot more plants, so you feel good. And then you settle in and it's just, you're eating just shit all the time.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Yeah, see, I started off the first four or five months, it's like eating a shit ton of, getting leafy greens, I feel better. And then after a while, it's like chips and fries.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Yeah, that's right, exactly. You go to a bar or whatever.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Yeah, Pringles. It's vegan.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
And then I had barbecue. I was like, I can have a little bit of barbecue. And then I ate an entire pound of brisket. Yeah. I was like, all right. Did it make you feel, did your stomach? I went to sleep immediately. Yeah, that's nice. But I would always do that with brisket anyways. I remember the day you fell off the wagon and you brought barbecue here. Yeah, I think I had already had.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I think I came back from Texas and I had been eating barbecue in Texas. Yeah, yeah. And I came back and I got more barbecue.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
The crab dip is just, isn't that like cheese? It's cream cheese or something?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Where did you guys play in D.C.? I'll be honest with you. I don't like any of the crab derivative stuff. Fair. Regular crab is fine. And then crab is only good because it's like- Crab cakes are good. I don't- You don't like crab cakes?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I like them. I like crabs. Lobster tastes better than crab to me. It's too much work. With the exception of like snow crab. I like snow crab. I like king crab. And then I like soft shell crab.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Soft shell crab, like deep fried, where you eat the whole thing as a sandwich. But crabs- It's like, it's fun as like, you know, with your family, you go, you know, you get a shit ton of them. You spend an afternoon because they fuck your hands all up. They're kind of hard to eat. But then as a flavor, I'm not like crazy about it. Really? It's more of an event.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I went to, at the end of the summer, I went to Brooklyn Crab. And that was, that's a great night. That's a fucking great place.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
On the water. Especially catch the sunset, especially if you're upstairs on the deck. It's really pretty. Yeah. Statue of Liberty. You just gorge on fucking just butter and crab. And then you look out at the sunset with just shit all over your face. And your hands are shaking and bleeding. And you go, wow.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Guy Fieri restaurants and shit.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
We have Paris. The double bastard rock star motherfucker burger.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
It's the child fucking cheeseburger. With Excalibur. You're a rock star, fuck you, fuckface burger. Yeah, yeah. It's the cunt fuck dip. It's a 1950s rocket ship fucking... Do you like... Have you ever wanted to eat a social distortion song? Well, come in to fuck you, fuckface burger. Guy Fieri's favorite restaurant.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
this and that's yeah that's what it is this is a suck my dick is pawn stars in vegas yeah yeah yeah it's fake the whole thing is fake yeah what's fake about it uh it's all predetermined and yeah they uh that they go they go to the expert that's all coming in i got some fat sized oakley sunglasses i'll give you 25 for them
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
so the interaction is fake i guess so i never watched that show i watched storage wars though i found a guy on youtube he's like an israeli guy that owns a pawn shop and he just like everything he's like yeah okay but you know this jacket's fake look the zippers are wrong like everything that comes in he just shows like he knows well he knows what things are fake no matter what he's like well this is he's like this isn't a real george foreman girl you know it's like every everything
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
But it's on an angle. Yeah, yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I had a Black & Decker one that I kept for well into my 20s, and I just lived off. You just get a bag of frozen chicken breasts at the grocery store in the frozen section. You just throw one of those. That was my daily meal for it.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I think we got another, yeah, got another ad here.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
That's also the easiest thing to fix. When you go into somebody's house and they have a loose toilet seat, it's like you're missing some kind of mat. Not my house. For real? You was tied on there? When I moved into my apartment, I immediately, I took that fucking plastic shit the landlord had off there. I went and I got myself a nice wood toilet. That's hard, bro. That's a nice looking wood one.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Yeah. I think it's Beyonce's birthday. Is that Beyonce's birthday? I think so. Joining us today is... Mandel? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mandel.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Well, you're almost in your 40s at this point.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Turned 39. You'll be 40 years old in like six months.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
It made me feel good when you said that. How old are you? I'm a 23. That's awesome.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
He's got an old soul.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
And I heat it up. What if you catch a splinter? I got a tank of map gas sitting next to the toilet. And before I take a dump, I just... You ever go to a nice cocktail bar when they make a drink that requires fire? That's sort of the setup. I throw the toilet paper over my shoulder and then I fucking light up the toilet paper.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Yeah, it's like this guy's got dandruff all over his cum.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I've had dandruff throughout my life. I've never given a shit. I put cocoa butter. And people are like, oh, you got fucking dandruff all over your shirt. I'm like, yeah, and it's covered in stains also. I don't fucking care. I got a cum right here. Yeah, there's mustard. There's all sorts of shit. Who cares?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
That's a tricky question. Yeah. I tie-dyed a shirt once when I was like six. It's an intentional stain. Yeah, but it's a stain. Dumbass.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
It doesn't count, dude. No, it does count. Well, any shirt is dyed. It's an intentional stain. Any shirt is dyed. Repeat the words. Let the words come out of your mouth again. See if you can identify where you fucked up. Say it again. I'm not. Say it again.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
We're sitting here having a good time. Did you guys do? Did you? So you're the one who started off being an asshole saying, oh, that doesn't count. I'm just saying. What's your question? What is your favorite stain? Yes. I say tie dye. You say that's an intentional stain.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
That's not what he said. It's a bad thing. You're the one that prompted it. Is that a correct answer?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
okay yeah whose side are you on i've been nice man oh my god demographic man what do you what do you mean i don't think you have to pick a side you don't have to pick a side i was just kidding no i already said he doesn't have to pick a side you can't also say you're just you're insisting with you i agree you gotta pick a side and then i say it and then now you're like oh of course that's how i feel of course
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
We were lifetime. We were career features. Well, me. He was nothing.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I came from the dust. And now both of us, we've gotten probably a year and a half of headlining out of this last little boom. Yeah, it's been a... It'll go back to nothing, but that's fine. We got backup plans.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
So don't sell yourself short. Nine years is not that long in this business.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
what i will say is i think y'all got a great thing going man people love y'all i'm gonna be i'm gonna go uh inner city um public school teacher after this i would do that if the inner city's brought back the remember the barrels that used to be on fire all the time back in the 90s anytime you saw those warring barrels there was i was at the time like a hobo a hobo
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
around the barrel oh I thought they were trash cans no they're like oil barrels and there's always fire in them and there's always diamond plate steel what is it yeah what is the barrel thing when it comes to hobos because there's that and then there's the suspenders with the barrels with it yeah oh because they would go broke and then they would have to why is that the only clothes why is that the only clothes yeah I think it was actually that's like a way to humiliate people like that was like tarring and feathering and then they put you in a barrel also
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I spin the can in the air and throw it over my back. Half the time I shit all over myself.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Also, it's not that much stuff. You create like leverage, right?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Adam Friedland Show. This is January 13th. That's a good... Isn't that... Is that a day? What is that day? It's a week after January 6th. Okay, but isn't January 13th like a special day?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
You know, it could have lead in there.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I'm wasting like fucking $8,000 a week on tuxedos. Yeah, yeah. In my cocktail bar bathroom or something. Yeah, you're like a flair bartender.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Because his IQ is high.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
What's IBM even doing these days? They do, like, security.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Mr Robot remember that show yeah yeah it was pretty good yeah with that guy Rami they couldn't blink yeah he doesn't blink he doesn't blink and his lips are upside down that's the craziest thing about that guy yeah that guy stinks he's like bottom his bottom lips on the top and the top one's on the bottom that's the worst man do you see him play Freddie Mercury in that movie
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
The seat got stuck to you?
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
No, I refuse to watch it.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Are the fires out yet? I check every couple hours.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
i know they're working on it but they only have girls in the fire i also i also don't really know what you can really do for a big ass fire i think it's like they're and this is good this is probably firefighters are gonna get mad at this yeah yeah i think a fire that big you go out you spray the water at it and everybody's like oh my god thank you for the firefighters but i think the firefighters know that you're just waiting for that fire to put itself out you got a kind of letter on this course what good is that fucking plane doing it it's i feel like it's a wide spray is doing
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Obviously, the toilet seat was loose, but that's more of it. It was a plastic seat, wasn't it? It came up with me. So the plastic, it chemically bonds you because we're filled with microplastics.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
yeah i've seen the videos and some of them on twitter they're like look at this beautiful amazing dump yeah they did on the what a dump on the kenneth fire yeah yeah incredible that this helicopter took stunning and i i watch it and it's pretty cool it extinguishes part of it but then you look at the bigger map and it's like oh that's like a fucking it's it's hades
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Yeah, it's like it's like basically, you know, like when you get like a birthday cake and somebody tries to blow the candles out and they go and then like they flicker. And then but they come but well, they come back and it's like that first blow doesn't count for the second one. You know what I mean?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
And that's kind of how I imagine the firefighting is happening. They're able to do a little bit, but this is such a big fire that you kind of just have to wait for it to run its course to a certain extent.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
just his laptop well he's visiting la and he was saying the palisades so he lost all the clothes he brought in his laptop there's some hard drives and stuff but yeah and then it's not killed anybody that's the craziest thing because the evacuation yeah i imagine a lot of dogs so bad you i would imagine an evacuation alert happens and there's a it takes nine hours to get the starbucks in l.a you know yeah
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
And then with these, that's working somehow. Nobody's died.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Because in Northern California, they have fires, and then it's like 30 people die.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
How did he live? I don't know. That's what I mean. It's impressive. Now the instinct, of course, is to go online and be like, this is all fake. It's not happening. These are crisis actors. In fact, I haven't even seen any crisis actors.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Didn't somebody buy Infowars? Now he still has to do it to pay his debts, but he has to keep lying to pay the debts. He has to do it in a way where he doesn't get sued again. Yeah. That's pretty cool.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
What do we got, 10 days before Trump's? 11 days? Yeah.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Oh, like the Capitol and the mall and stuff?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
They've already passed January 6th. Well, maybe.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
They'll come after me, but I just want to see if that works.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
January 12th? I don't know. I just texted Adam. What did you say? I made a threat, and we're going to see.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Oh, okay. Okay.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
As your lawyer.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I said, as your attorney. You can be my lawyer. I saw your secret letter about killing the president.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I get video games anytime I want. Sitting at home. What's the loudest thing you order on Uber Eats? I've never used Uber Eats. I thought it was for food.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
you might have to i'm a jewish guy they wouldn't take me join this join the zionist latin king prison zionist no i'm gonna go latin king i'm gonna be a foo i'm gonna be an essay it'd be funny if they're after you know like after the middle east thing and now zionism is a dirty word if there were prison zionism gangs and it's all just white guys from like alabama they're like
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
you a brother of Israel, my friend?
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
They're like, well, it's more a prison thing. I don't believe in it. They're like black Israelites. I don't really believe in this stuff, but you know, I mean, it's about survival on the inside. You gotta be a Jew. You gotta stick with your own kind.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I'm not... Coming up on Lock Up Raw. You're going to jail, bro. Skinhead Jews.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I use Seamless when I do food delivery.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
But God bless everybody. Everybody in their own time. Spoken like a true alpha male. Mandel, thanks for joining us.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
from the same chicken spot like fucking like three nights a week yeah which spot of that peruvian no this is just called the chicken stop or something i have no idea but you get like a fucking you get a shit ton of chicken breasts and a couple of drumsticks it's pretty that's the thing about new york man y'all be having them foods man there's also there's a japanese place i found on seamless that i think there's like a mistake on their menu
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
yeah and they have um you know they're like they're called like dragon boats or something it's like 72 pieces of sushi and it's like 35 so even with with tip and like everything it's like i pay like 45 bucks to get like a super bowl party amount yeah insane amount now they're red they're a la carte shit like if you got any one of those individual rolls they're like 12 each but for whatever reason there's this thing so it's like if i want sushi i get like a sushi for the fucking week
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Was there like another Mandel? Mandel's a Jewish name, though. Really?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I'm telling you something good about my life.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
If you come here, you'll be ordering it four times a day. They're like, what the hell is going on? Why are we losing all this goddamn money? Stay in Atlanta. My advice to you is make the slippers I told you about.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
It's got to be sling bags. Four weeks, you'll be on Shark Tank. You'll be one of the guys on Shark Tank. Because here y'all be like... There'll be a young man that comes on and he says it's a toilet seat that doesn't get stuck to your ass. And the other sharks are like, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. And you're like $80 billion. Yeah, bro.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
uh sometimes instagram reels yeah yeah i don't really find i don't know about it i've never heard of kazakhstan that's like a thing that it's a well it's not a real thing but yeah there's i don't need it i gotta like south brooklyn i have a life hack free unlimited sushi i'm like living yeah he doesn't have to leave all right but i have to i have to impress a woman filled with iodine
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
What are you having?
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
You go around with slices of lemon in a zip-up? That's just as funny as the recent one.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
No, it's a southern thing.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
This is like William Falkner would do this.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
It's southern hospitality.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
You should get a holster with a crazy straw in it.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I just think that you do well here. Can I ask you, is this your Evian water?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Do you like Evian? Evian was like the original bottled water.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
How did you squeeze that in? He grew the lemons in there and then cut them.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
What are your most strange tics? Where I was going with that is it was like the first one and everyone's like, oh, wow, bottled water, great. And then, you know, Aquafina came out and Dasani and all the other ones.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
That's McDonald's water. There's a viscosity to Evian that I don't particularly care for.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Yeah, but it's still, I mean, that's just.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
That's not the flat Sprite. It's the water that goes into making the soda.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Well, of course, I didn't go to the factory. I just understand on principle that Sprite needs water.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
They send it to Neil deGrasse Tyson. He does reverse osmosis on it.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
That's what Brita is. You ever open up one of those filters? Yeah, it's just little rocks and stuff in there.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Probably the Essentia.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Well, I mean, I just drink tap water.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I drink probably a gallon and a half of tap water a day. Really?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I stayed in an extended stay recently, and I was just drinking out of the faucet. I just put my head under the faucet and drinking out of it.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
A hose? I love a good hose. You see somebody didn't lock their shit up outside of their house? I love this shit that's like... Especially right now in LA, I'd be going crazy. Free hose. Yeah. People are fucking all their abandoned properties. I'm running up. I'm grabbing the hose. I can't get caught on fire because I'm filled with water. Yeah, that's true.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Do gay people do that? They drink out of hoses?
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
No, it's not. It's a garden hose.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I don't really like lemons in my water.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I don't like an infused water or anything. Just water I need to hydrate. I can feel myself leaking all the time. Yeah. And I want to replace what's leaking out of me. That's real. What you be leaking? Sweat, piss. That's hard, bro. Yeah.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Really? Well, you probably adapted because it's a little bit in Atlanta.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Well, I spend probably two and a half hours a day in a sauna. Really? I take multiple sauna trips, sometimes up to five hours. So you like a health dude? No, I just like the sauna. Oh, okay. I like the heat. I'm like a lizard.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
I was just in the sauna before this started. That's where I came from. Really?
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
No, it smells like cedar.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
Really? You should come for a schvitz with us. It was new to me. Until last year, I never really...
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
But you're not, you're wearing Forces.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
so I would go in I'll go to the gym and I'll go in for like 30 seconds I'm like Jesus Christ how the do you do this and then I went like I started forcing myself so I do it's like three minutes and then four minutes and my heart rate would get all up and I feel faint and then after a while like you just get you know more and more used to it now I can sit now I can sit in there for 45 minutes and you feel great after really yeah clears your head of everything
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
really full tux yeah you gotta not care about that shit that's what the song is good for is popping the shirt well just going in there you're fucking you're like damn i look like fucking shit and i don't care yeah you know it's dark what does it matter yeah and you also see like an old fat russian man that has a worse body than you
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Have you not seen the fucking Sopranos?
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No, Meadow's trying to park the car. Tony's at Holston's. He sits down. He goes through the jukebox. He's looking. You see Don't Stop Believing. He keeps looking and then he goes back to it. Can we play it right now? Genius. Fucking genius. Fucking genius. It was. That song too.
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I think about the people that I love. When you were, to that song. No. When you were 15. I think about all the people I love in that show. I love, I love every character so much.
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As we reorganize a lot of things around here in the office, we're installing some new things, whatever. I'm going on too long. I can do this, guys. I can do this.
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No, I mean. Can we hold hands? No.
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Can you tell me a little bit about Jim Gandolfini?
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Anyway, someone was talking shit about James.
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Who was the guy? He worked on the show?
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So he's a location scout that said that James had demons?
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So wait, so you guys were partying and stuff, like blowing off steam? It was like a loose set?
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That's great acting in that scene.
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okay guys so the this episode was actually recorded a couple months before we shot the short film and so we held off on releasing it because uh i don't know nick said it would be confusing if it was ready again i don't it doesn't matter okay so this is me andrea di matteo um there's something that there's something happening in the interview i'll let you be the judge
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I have a question about sex scenes in movies. I've never done one, but eventually it probably will happen in my career.
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With the style of casting that they put me out for. But is it true that actors imagine the audience naked when they're doing a sex scene?
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When an actor does a sex scene, is it true that actors imagine the audience naked?
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I just thought that was a saying about acting where if you're doing a sex scene, you imagine that the audience is naked.
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Well, I didn't go to Tisch, so I don't know anything about acting, I guess.
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I'm getting... Mayor Adams sent me a letter. I'm getting Yankee fitted at Tim's 10-year anniversary.
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Oh, yeah, you don't like the vax? You're not about that vax?
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Yeah, yeah. But it killed opportunities for you?
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What did it kill? The virus? Anyway, so what are you in New York for right now?
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So what's the idea for the... I mean, it's ultra free.
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Let's get a little, what was it, elevator pitch? What kind of woman is wearing this?
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So it's like streetwear meets January 6th or something, right?
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I think that you shouldn't allow these...
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So what if I cast you as my wife on the show?
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So in this show, do we have kids? We could have kids. What's the conflict, though?
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That can't be. Wait, so it's porn? Or we're going to, like, fertility? That can't be the only conflict.
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So you've moved on to OnlyFans. That's it, man. I have to say I've never seen it before.
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Are people gross to you? People should respect you.
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You tell me if anyone is out of line. No, they're not out of line. It would make me insane.
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Actually, when I was researching for this, I found a YouTube video where he's like, Reviewing Drea de Mateo's OnlyFans page.
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And I was like, I want to kill him. I literally want to kill him. I have a surprise for you. You do? Yeah, can I get it up?
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So also it is technically the first girl to be on the show. So guys, enjoy it. We'll be back next week. And with our series, we lost tapes, lost episodes. I can do this. We've wanted a girl for a long time. Everyone said no until, I can't believe it, American actress, most notably from the television show The Sopranos. Everyone, please put your hands together for Drea Di Matteo.
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No, no, he fucked up. No, no, I'm not going to, come on. He fucked up. That wasn't it. So keep them closed. I'll just be asleep for a little bit.
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You know, this guy's from Jersey over here. He's an eye trallion from Jersey.
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Where is it? No, I don't. Under here? No, it doesn't work unless I have a
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Oh, no, no. I have it. Oh, my God. All right.
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When during the mock execution he pooped his pants and the Russians said, . You know what I mean?
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I know. He's got a huge one. You're cute. That's kind of we're cousins, the Jews and the Italians.
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I'm blocking your screen. We're melodramatic. We're annoying.
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I'm sorry. You know what they say? Tony says in the show, Jews with better food.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Tracy Mateo.
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The day I became a man. Thank you so much.
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Don't do, no, you're doing the gender, no, don't. Come on. What's up? Stop it.
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I'm going to be Adriana the whole time. Don't do that. Don't. Stop it. Just be yourself.
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Full disclosure. While the show was coming out contemporaneously, I watched Sunday Nights with my family. And the tennis scene was a seminal moment.
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I got an erection. I did get an erection and my mom was sitting there like, you were like, I hope a Jewish child gets an erection?
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You grew up in the city, you said in 1972 you were born? I was born in 72.
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Do you study theater growing up? Your mother was a playwright?
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That was 70s theater. That's nasty. They all had their dicks and pussies out, right?
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The Living Theater. The Living Theater. Disgusting. Baby boomers should kill themselves, honestly. They're revolting people.
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What is Italian style? What does that mean?
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Really? And Joe Babes was like kind of a, because Babe is a little girl.
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That's what Pussy was doing to send his kid to Villanova. But it's a big no-no.
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They don't like when you... They don't like pushing H. You can say whatever the fuck you want. You're kind of a film head. I found an interview with you in 2006 where you were talking about Abel. It was when you were doing Assault on Precinct 13. It seems like you wanted to be a filmmaker.
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Why? Because it would make your mom happy?
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What kind of plays? Italian stuff?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
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Quiet on set. Are we going? Should I go? Okay. Guys, it's Adam. We're here at the studio, The Adam Friedland Show. We are working on some things that are pretty exciting right now. I'm not yet at liberty to divulge. I've made a lot of promises over the years, and I think these are gonna be the first. It's like, I feel like a deadbeat dad to you guys, saying that I'm gonna go to your baseball game.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
Oh, okay. I was raised by my nanny. Was she West Indian?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
She was a bat. I don't think you should say that. We called her a bat. Why a bat?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
When I was a little kid, my babysitter was from Mexico. I lived in Los Angeles. And I spoke fluent.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
Yeah. I watched Univision. Me too. Sabado Gigante.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
That was when I fell in love with boobs, really, because those shows had such big boobs. I was like three, and I'd be like, I need a motorboat them shits. Oh, yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
Yeah, yeah. They really do have incredible ones down there.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
When I was 18, I went to a strip club.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
No You're a good man, you didn't get to she lied I She said, I'll kill you, I'll cut your dick off. I was like, you know, you want to see this. If you touch these gummies, I'll... What? You're taking a duty?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
Oh, it would have been your duty.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
When I was growing up, I grew up in Vegas. There were so many big, like so many of the roundies. And then as a kid, you think Double D fake, best kind. And when I was 18, I went to a strip club and I touched one and I was like, these are, these are terrible. They're so hard and scary.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
Oh, my god. You're perfect the way you are. You're amazing. Oh, you're a good singer.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
No, I'm not Vegas. I'm a song and dance man. I want to get into the Sopranos. Is that annoying for you? No. You love talking about it.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
When I read that interview with you from 2006, I was like, oh, you know, actors can be 65 IQ, especially the guys. Like, some of them are golden retrievers, right? But, like, if someone, if David Chase was, like, telling someone in The Sopranos what it's like, that it's a meditation on the concept of family, and they're like, yeah, you know,
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
whatever the fuck you talking about you know but like he's still amazing in the scene it doesn't matter right but when I get a sense of what I was reading that interview with you is you fully grasp the the gravity of what you were taking part of even before the pilot
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
You were the hostess at first. Yeah, I wasn't even meant to. And then you became a regular. Yeah. And fucking Brendan Fallone was playing around with trucks.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
I'm your father. I mean, some shit is happening, okay? But in the meantime, we have four episodes that we hadn't released yet from the talk show, and we're going to be starting a series called The Lost Episodes, The Lost Tapes, I don't know. Didn't Chappelle do, Pete, Chappelle did like a... Lost Episodes. The Lost Sketches or something? Yes, we'll call them The Lost Tapes.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
You gotta watch Sopranos, bro. You gotta watch it.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
How many times have you seen it? Your kids, they're babies.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
So funny. That is so AJ. Yeah. I'm going to the Puddle of Mud concert. I can't watch. How many times have you seen it, just once through? You watched it while it was coming out?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
And your mom said, as a playwright. She was floored. My expert opinion.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
I know, you kill babies and stuff.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
Why does the mafia have to kill a baby? How much money do you get for that?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
Oh, there was no envelope under the baby or something?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
Your story arc on that show is one of the most tragic. Was it like a Hollywood decision or were they like, you're getting popped this week?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
So you and Christopher were kissing for real?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
I was, like, ready to move on. The scene where he, like, it's one of the most misogynistic scenes. There's the junior pussy eating scene where he's like, who the fuck were you told? The pussy eating? Oh. Yeah, they find out junior eats pussy. Yeah, it's the best. And, like, he's part of the generation where he's like, that, like, means he's gay. And he beats up his girlfriend from Florida.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
That's so good. But the scene where you and Chrissy, he's like, who's your most famous? You're, like, doing a couple, like, boyfriend-girlfriend thing. And then you say Penn and Teller. And he's like, you fucking whore. No. I mean, it's a show about cavemen, right?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
You did a sitcom afterwards? Oh, no, it didn't compare.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
I think the Joey Tribbiani spinoff of Friends was similarly poignant.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
Is he actually Italian? LeBlanc? What is he, a hockey player? He's French. He's French? LeBlanc. Our heritage is not a costume, LeBlanc. What do you think is more italophobic as a character? Do you think Tony Soprano, a mass murderer, mob boss, sociopath, or Joey Tribbiani, a mentally handicapped actor?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
They hated it? They hated it. They need to shut the fuck up.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
Christopher Columbus was a monster. I mean. Did you watch the final episode with the rest of America?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
will kind of believe it kind of like they should go how comedy legend dave chapelle we're gonna be doing the lost episodes summer good some summer atrocious uh... you'll enjoy them i think this was good we had three eight dre eddie maceo from sopranos uh... played adriano lacerda famously so is also in the joey show the joey trippi on the spin-off of friends in the meantime
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
It's clear what the ending was, right?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
I'll let you say it, and I'll say the funny thing that I had prepared for this.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
I thought you were on the Joey show. I thought you understand comedy.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
Now I'm going to mansplain. Okay, the joke was, you were supposed to say, yeah, I think David Chase has said that he gets killed. And I was going to say...
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
i'm pretty sure it's that aj becomes the boss which is that was that was my joke but no there's a scene i think the episode before where they're talking about the moment it happens and then they said yeah what when it happens it's just everything ends everything goes black This episode is sponsored by cornbread. Swap alcohol for a guilt-free option.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo
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Guys, cornbread's organic THC gummies offer a better way to hang out, celebrate, or relax without the hangover. So as we head into the new year and dry January, well, it's the end of dry January right now. Guys, I used to have a glass of wine at night, but recently I've been trying something new. It's called cornbread.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Adam Friedland Show podcast. Special guest Aaron Chen. Thanks for joining us. Hello, thanks for having me. Nick is ill. He's left.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Have you ever watched Andrew Tate's stuff? No, no. Oh, no. Because typically, you'll find yourself agreeing with 95% to 98% of it. He's a top G, I know that.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
oh i didn't know that part yeah maybe i'll watch someone you gotta get to that no i don't understand i mean i think that there's like um there was a guy tucker max who i think was like kind of the progenitor of all that andrew tate stuff he was he he used to read like a he used to write a blog that like when i was in middle school and high school we'd read yeah about how fucked up he got and how much pussy he got do you remember him
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I didn't know Zero Hedge. What was Tucker Max's book called? But I just... It literally is for 11-year-old boys. Yeah. It's sowing the seed so they'll grow into... It's like dreaming of like, I'm going to be James Bond. I hope they serve beer in hell. As well as finish first. So these... Yeah. So I used to read that when I was 13 and I thought that... Did you really? Well, it was books.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
yeah yeah i had my cousins that live in sydney i hadn't met them and they came to the show yes and nick said you know some really good stuff about the holocaust and it was did they they didn't like it i said nice to meet you afterwards did they know about the pod uh no they were they did not came in but they were like they said your boy was popping off yeah he was he was go off season on the holocaust it wasn't always a jay friendly podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, I thought it was smart. It's like an adult writing it.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
You would have... Maybe like, yeah, middle school, early high school.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
When we were in middle school, we used to say... The most misogynistic you ever are is like in sixth grade before you've even touched a girl. We'd say stuff like, I would fuck that bitch in the ass. But you're so scared. I never even kissed.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I'd say about... But also, I didn't even have a single pube and that girl was a head and shoulders taller than me. I'd be like, I'd fuck that bitch in the ass. In retrospect... Pretty cool. Pretty pimp.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, yeah. I hit it about 29 to 32. I had my growth spurt. What are you at now? My voice broke.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I just hope to get on a golden ticket to the mothership.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Get on Kill Tony. There have to be 55-year-olds, like, waiting for the... Putting their names in the bucket at Kill Tony.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I kind of... Did you... You had mics and stuff in Australia?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
They'd have, like, a regular... Just comedy or, like, acoustic guitar and stuff? Just comedy.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
It's not your fault.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Classic. Yeah. That kind of thing. Yeah. No, I mean, like, I guess, like, back, you know, Stav and Nick and I were all at open mics, like, years ago. Yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
the just the the the school shooters that you meet that have like it's tough honestly it has saved lives there are like there are lone wolf active shooters that like found open mic comedy yeah and we're like a kind of trying to do louis at the time where they were like my body sucks and you know like who do you think is the best comic that was on track to be a school shooter but now they're successful
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
No, I mean, I don't know. Yeah. Who would have been a school shooter? I don't know. Probably Amy Schumer. There was a girl shooter yesterday. Really? Yeah. The first one? Yeah. Well, it's gone crazy. I'm not even going to. Yeah. When I see stuff like that, I'm like. I'm not going to say anything.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
it's bizarre that it's like everyone on the internet now like i don't know we have careers so we have to like be posting stuff and it's like kind of humiliating still yeah but like people are like everyone else most 99.9 percent of the people are doing that for zero dollars they post for free They're yelling at the president all day for zero dollars. Yeah. It's bizarre.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
And they have to make a statement. When there's a girl shooter, they have to be, they have to. Yeah. They're like the press secretary for Aaron Chan or like for themselves. Yeah. It's bizarre at this point.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I believe it always was. I think there was always a love that was underneath. It was kind of like South Park, kind of the way Cartman talks to Kyle. Where secretly he respects Jewish people. He likes them a lot. Yeah, every single one.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
He was Kamala. Yeah. He was an Indian cop. Yeah. He was a South Asian cop. Yeah. No, we all liked Peter Dunn.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Not Peter Dunn. Tony Abbott. That's who we like.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
He bit the... He bit the onion. The onion.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Was he mentally retarded? Or did he just kind of... Not officially.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
You think so? Yeah. He was a kind of identity style guy?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
He would be in Bushwick doing like new clown.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Apparently like in LA there's a scene of like alt clowns.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
People's parents should fucking stop paying for that.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Clown school?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
From what? Getting a wife? From getting married? From having a family? Yeah. It's just, I mean, it's really sad. Uh-huh. Have you encountered the clown scene?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, and the clown was devastated.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah. run that again pete let's get a laugh pete why didn't you give him anything on that you've been laughing at like girl mass shootings but you're not laughing at this come on it's pretty good from the top so uh what 20 i'm talking 20 to 30 clowns at one festival how did they get around one car that was good yeah yeah yeah thanks for saying that okay so you're married
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Where did you meet your wife? In art school?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Okay, nice. But I did a liberal arts degree. SU. Yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Really? Yeah. So you stay with your mommy forever. Yeah. Yeah. It is kind of a mommy's boy country. It is. Everyone is saying that about Australia. Yeah. Yeah, it's weird. You guys have very specific racisms there.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Like, we were in Sydney and the Uber driver was like, you don't want to go down there. It's a bunch of Lebos. And I thought he meant lesbians. And I was like, like lesbian ladies? And he's like, no, Lebanese. Yeah, we... And I was like, there's like 4 million Lebanese people in the world. Yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Really? That would be a great episode. If he met Netanyahu and he started respecting Jews. if carbon was like how about cartman yahoo oh that would be good how would that go You respect my authority, Gaza. Okay, let's cut that. Let's cut that. No, the Lord's making it. When we were in Melbourne... No, this is all staying in, dude. This has to. We were going to stop the recorder at one hour.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I support everyone from my country as well.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
i mean it's not you don't have to you know how australians are always apologizing yeah yeah they're not i'm sad to hear notice the women of the international community famously yeah just you know we're both sad that nick's not here i saw him on the way out yeah he looked like horrible yeah yeah what did he say to you he said i'm so sick i gotta get out of here it's great to meet you it's one of the most polite hellos i've ever heard yeah he's very gentle yeah no not with most people
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, every American pretty much, yeah. In sports? In anything. Yeah. Yeah. In wars? Absolutely everything. You're watching the feed. I kind of like, war is I'm going to wait and see. Yeah, you like the underdogs. No, I go with the winners. You go with the winners. They write history, of course. I don't know if you went to college. One and a half years. One and a half years. Really? Yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
That's kind of a comedy track. SU. I'm going to drop out.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Oh, yeah. In three years. I finished early.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
politics international politics wow yeah middle eastern so you found the right vehicle for your skill set yeah absolutely he got the mindset yeah yeah destiny didn't know what he was up against he was up against a fucking genius well yeah i did one and a half years of art history which is like what you said like gadsby's gadsby did that as well yeah why didn't you do a show about uh i don't know so yeah monet was a fucking pervert or something yeah
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Really? Yeah. The different styles. You start with finger.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
But you're working your way up to kill her. Yeah, yeah. Through the mics. You're working your way up.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Really? Yeah. And what did that feel like? She was like, same suit.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Molester guy? Who is that molester guy? I don't know. I made him feel weird by explaining there's a guy who rubs Chinese guys' asses.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
The suits are all terrible. I don't like the style that he tailors, but he's like perfect lapel.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Really? Yeah. And how do you do it? You insult the guy?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
that's the size of yeah yeah yeah and that's that's all it's it's really easy but he wears like he's got this ipad you know and he's like just plugs it in yeah it's pretty good you could do it online yeah yeah i mean i could do it no problem yeah i mean i think that it'd be cool i mean i it's probably bad for the what what do they say the environment or whatever but yeah if i like hit you up i was like you want to get dinner in tokyo
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
yeah get on the pj on our plane yeah that'd be sick it'd be awesome yeah yeah and then we could like be up in the air and be like you ever been in a private jet no have you no you're you're you're close you're getting close really far away from that i wonder which comedians we know oh tim dylan does it yeah yeah yeah really he does it yeah i heard that shane did it he does yeah
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Exactly, on the dot. We used to do that with Comptown. We literally put a timer and mid-sentence we'd stop the recorder. It was the laziest job in the world.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
oh he did uh does uh it's you gotta get on with him james mccann yeah yeah maybe he's kind of uh he's kind of uh like his opener right shane's open yeah he's he's australian you know him from from sydney
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Oh, it's trash.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
You beef with Adelaide?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Oh, they don't exist.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
what what date is that maybe valentine's day i'm not sure oh the city of love do you want to get dinner in paris i would love to let's go go how sick would that be do you think they do that because what i hear is like the fuel costs a lot if you want to yeah but we have 500 million dollars we're shane we can do anything we want you reckon he's on that i could be on the mothership 8 p.m slot back in my bed
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
mothership to paris back in my bed in the marais in paris dude i could be based in paris yeah i could do a spot in at the at side splitters in tampa back back to paris you ever done comedy in paris no i'm not a clown bro yeah yeah that's true do clowns beef with mimes you think
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, yeah. They get pissed about it.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, they can't say shit.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, it's pretty good. It's pretty good. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. They're like those guards at Buckingham Palace, you know?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, and it was, I don't know.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
It was magic. Yeah. And the rest is history. No, yeah, in Melbourne, everyone was like, yeah, good luck over there. It's like the woke city. And at that time, we were like the cheeky white boy podcast. We were like a little bit, it was before, you know,
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah. And Simon Nicker on next week. With musical guest Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj. Yeah. And they know that I'm the biggest Nicki Minaj fan. Yeah. They didn't even tell me. I didn't even know that Comptown was still a thing. It'd be so funny if they were still doing it. I just had no idea.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
It's really funny. It's a conspiracy of silence. Like all of America has been lying to me. My girlfriend knows that Comptown still exists.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
They've hacked my phone. Yeah. they're hosting snl that's when you'll find out yeah they made the set no like no one the talk show doesn't even go on the internet no they asked chris cuomo to come sit next to me and they're like they've convinced me i'm a talk show host just to get me off the pod it's pretty good I would be flattered, honestly. The effort, I would be flattered.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
If you could watch your own funeral, would you do it?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I just want to hear how much everyone really loves me. Because they're not saying it to me nowadays. To your face. But if they think I'm dead... But they'll be so mad when I walk out of the back and I'm like...
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
i reckon you'll get yeah they'll be like they'll then they'll they'll be even meaner who do you think will do speeches i'm gonna get a radical muslim cleric i'm gonna get one of these guys yeah yeah like you know that in the bodega yeah they're watching like this guy
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Oh, Christian Orthodox? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, what do you mean?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Oh, yeah, yeah. He was sick. I went to a funeral once at an Armenian Orthodox. I feel like it's...
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
skank fest before skank fest before we shane you know yeah shane hosted snl yeah now white boys are back up but like at that time it was really maybe come town will host trump elected for the second time yeah come down right before come down host snl it'd be so funny if they've never had three hosts if they book come town as the host of snl and they they just have nick and stoff
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
yeah i could maybe but it's clear the guy the wizard guy they because they dress real sick huh i think it was wasted i think he was wasted and i don't think he like did enough prep it was like you must remember he was like you must remember him like if maybe you go fishing and he fall off the boat yeah remember this story i don't know if this happened but remember
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
And it was just like meandering and stuff. And like, I mean, it was a very sad. Yeah. I wasn't, I didn't. Did you know that? In retrospect, it was pretty fun. Yeah. I knew the person. It was sad. It was very sad. But like in retrospect, I'm like, Jesus Christ, that guy was. That guy was gold. That guy gave me a story for the pad.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yes. I've never actually had a story.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Maybe I mentioned it the next week on the podcast. Guys, there was a tragedy, but guess what? I saw a wizard.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
No, but yeah, I'd never been to an Orthodox church before, and it's very theatrical. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, the bells, the smells, full nine. The smells are nice. Yeah, it was like... Yeah. Yeah, it smells good.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Black church. Black church? Are you serious? Yep. Yeah. Whereabouts? Deep South. Deep South. Pete, did you hear that? Why do you laugh at that? You've been laughing at everything on this shit except for the clown car bit and that I was going to Alabama black church. No. Don't condescend me. What would you have said, Pete? No, let's hear your bit about what church I went to. Mad at Pete.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
That was fucking terrible. That was good, dude. It was pretty good. Yeah, I went to black church.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
It was pretty much exactly like the International Players Anthem music video.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I don't know. It's the UGK Outkast. Do you know that song?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
What are you listening to? Crowded fucking house?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
What are you listening to? Land for the Down Under? Land Down Under. Yeah, yeah. I was coming... Vegemite Sandwich? Yeah, fucking idiot.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, yeah. so people do that to me too or they like stereotype me what will they play um you know that yg song
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
which one plenty don't come to la my brother my brother my motherfucking brother you know that one yeah yeah yeah but they play they play the edited they play the edited version of that song that's my walkout music it's kind of like you know i want a theme song like a new theme song for the show though something like to license something very expensive
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
It was licensed and we had to stop using it because they demonetized all our videos. We were using Michael Mann, Miami Vice Tubbs theme. But Tubbs got word of it and shut us down.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Demonetized. Yeah, Tim Allen fucking... Yeah. Yeah, he fucking was like, come out here and fight me.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
You know that, you know?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I'm like watching it on TV. I'm like, what the fuck, dude?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
He's one of my favorite comedians, actually. It was an homage, but he didn't understand it. You know, he got arrested with the most boring, over-told story on podcasts.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Sports. Soccer. Soccer? You're an Arsenal guy? I listen to Arsenal podcasts.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
We're the Jewish club. The Yids? We have a lot of... Unfortunately, we have a lot of shoes.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I know. But he got booed by you guys recently.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Cheer up, Pasta Coglue. Is that what they say? What does it mean for a fat Aussie bastard and a shit football team? Can you guys... Can you cut that too? Being an American...
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
They can tell me. Yeah. No, no. They don't even tell me. I'm just seeing it at home. I get a call from my dad. He's like yelling at me. I'm like, I didn't know.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
They'll call a counterattack like a fast break.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Which is like, I don't even care about that terminology. But like what it is, is like, it's just like, I don't know, like it's not BCC, like on an office like email thread.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Like they will just send the most like annoying reply alls, like with a gif from like, of like Dwight and like, and Michael Scott, like going like this or something.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
thing it's those guys yeah yeah it's like these ted lasso ass motherfuckers yeah they're new on it they just don't know they don't have as much as high of a ball iq as me they're not getting it i've tried i've tried going to the pub to watch like to the like arsenal pubs in in nyc and i can't be around these people yeah there's one by my house that spike lee goes to that's crazy but he's like he's an arsenal fan
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, but he's cursed. We're fucked.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
No, stop it.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Sorry? We should have won the league.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
he would want you to be like what the fuck yeah um no yeah but they're like good looking melbourne it's like the woke city and so i was on stage and i just incoherent australian and i said i was like i was like shut up dude you'll never be on comtown huge ovation right and then i got home this is a heckler
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, I know. Okay, no one cares about this, right? But I will say, so I've tried to go to the pub, and these guys are just so cringe that I have to watch alone. And so I have this experience of this team that literally just shits the bed every single year, and they've hurt me.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
every year they hurt me worse and worse but i watch it's a it's a solitary i'm like a monk yeah and like because we get the games in the mornings by like 9 a.m my entire weekend is ruined and i'm like a little bit hungover from the night before and i'm like i feel terrible and i'm like alone and my girlfriend's like oh your team lost and i'm like what do you mean what do you mean oh your team i feel terrible yeah just like oh your team like shut up
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Don't... Like, it's just like... Just go read about a fucking fucking true crime, horrific murder. Sorry, I watch sports and you have to read about like just brutal murder.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
They're just reading this terrifying crap and they're like, oh, my God. No, they're really reading that crap because they want to know about women whose lives are worse than theirs. Yeah. That's really why they like true crime.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Women. Yeah, it's true. Don't get me started on this. Don't get me started on this. No, but yeah, it is really horrible. But when I was in London, they were playing Manchester City away, but I watched it. Did you go?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
no i could not get tickets yeah yeah but like um i watched in like a pub with like all of these just absolute loser arsenal fans i was like finally really this is embarrassing and cringe to say but i finally was like with my people like they were just like and the fact that they they blew it at the end yeah you know and stoppage
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
And just like these guys were like, again, this, you know, like, yeah, like that, like they were like, I swear to God, there were like six or seven like ancient men who were My friend was like, look, they keep going to the bathroom. And I was like, they're doing cocaine. They were like 85-year-old cab drivers who were just doing bumps and just saying, you fucking cunt, Pep Guardiola.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
And I was like, these are the coolest people I've ever been around.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I thought you were supposed to die. Are you supposed to die from drugs?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
They probably are being kept alive by cheeky coke. Cheeky coke. Cheeky bumps. Just during the day, too. It was like a 3 p.m. kickoff. They're coming back and they're like,
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
some heckler right i got home in melbourne yeah and back to the hotel and then it was like i saw like twitter like good on adam for shutting down those racists tonight at the melbourne show but i didn't realize that they were shouting out like terrible slurs apparently oh really like it was incoherent to me so i accidentally was that's a perfect i accidentally became a hero it was like yeah
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
So funny. So you guys. That's so funny. What a shit team. Won nothing. Yeah. What do you think of Tottenham? Shit. What do you think of shit?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I like nothing about you guys. You know what's amazing? People are going to hate this. Harry Kane went to Germany. He joined the club that wins every single year. And he didn't win. And then he won the Golden Boot in Germany. Did you see what the trophy was? What is it? It was a cannon. That's so funny. I hate him so much. Is he literate? He's not literate.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I was at a party during COVID, actually. It was a super spreader. You know who Freddie Gibbs is?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
yeah the rapper yeah he like walked in and i was like wow like i'm a big like fan of his and also his instagram stories he's like the funniest person on instagram yeah and he walked in with two other guys and they were just on their phones in a circle like this and i was like it's really pathetic to see rappers acting like stand-up comics at a party yeah yeah they were just like they're probably trying out bits on each other and then going back on their phones like
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
maybe he has social anxiety they were acting exactly like like comedians and it was like you're supposed to be cooler that's probably awesome for you for me to find that out you know No, I was disappointed. You wanted to be rappers. These are the people I look up to. These are the people I model my entire life after. They got iPhones too, you know? Yeah, they're just looking at their phones.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
There were girls there. I mean, what else we got, dude? It's the holiday season, you know? You're on the other side of the country. You probably miss your family. Oh, yeah. Is it hard being so far away from home?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
For Christmas.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Do they wear underpants or no?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Was that, like, hot to guys back in the day? A can-can line? Were, like, guys like, ooh, yeah. The kicking, hell yeah. It's kind of got to be. Was that sexy to guys?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I mean, in this day and age, you can...
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I have a computer, dude. I don't have to see that. That's why you're not going to the Rockettes. It was supposed to be cheeky. You get a peek of the underpants, vagina area.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Was it funny?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
dresses oh yeah yeah i don't know but it's sexy as fuck you like that guys in old pair in paris times they were like watching that they were like i'm gonna go home and beat off to this yeah yeah to this to address i didn't know that was the origin dude we're so lucky we have like sydney sweeney and it's just so much better these days yeah yeah you can see boobs now
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I used to think that as a kid. Now we're fucking, but back then, no one ever was approved. My dad told me that his grandmother had dementia and she was a very old woman and he went to go see her in the hospital and you return to a childhood when you're in dementia and she was like, I went to the forest with the boys in Russia and I pulled my dress up for them.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
it was very like uh i didn't i guess now i'm saying it but it was not on purpose but had i known what they were saying i would have also i don't know if i would say you'll never be on come down yeah i don't know if that's the right thing just like yeah you see like a like someone being racially abusing someone on the street saying you'll never be on come down brother
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
And I was like, people really did be fucking for a long time now.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
What are you going to say?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
You went to the forest and pulled your skirt up? yeah i can't i came up with that so sexy oh yeah i don't know you know what's really do they have a burlesque and comedy like in the same kind of zone in uh australia like burlesque comedy there used to be burlesque like like when i was in dc there used to be like a burlesque and comedy show yeah and it's the biggest bullshit in the entire world
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
That's a nightmare. Yeah. Is that real or no? It's real.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
It's true.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Don't you think Princess Fiona looked better at the beginning of that movie? Before Ogre. She looked like shit at the end.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
All right. All right. Let's do your big closer.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Oh, you say it to like women. Yeah. We should do that as like a street interview series.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, like what the fuck are you?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
What are you doing here?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, what's the fucking point of this? Yeah. You know?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
What the fuck is going, like, you ever think about dying?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, me too. You do? It's kind of the worst thing ever, right?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Really? Yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
No, it doesn't.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
No. Of course. Forever. Yeah. People are like, I would never take a pill to live forever. I'm like, what are you, a fucking idiot?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Why? Yeah. Then you die. People say, my biggest fear is public speaking. I'm like, what about fucking dying?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I'm Mark Maron. Thanks for joining us. All right. Thanks a lot, Aaron Chet. You want to plug some dates?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Wow. So go see him on the Spokane, Honolulu, Sacramento tour. You have a name for the tour? That's it, yeah. What are you doing tour?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
We the crazy guys. And then you're going to be back in Australia in February.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
You're going to be in Balunga.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Cut it out, bro. Stop it. You've listened to way too many podcasts. It's kind of a high-minded kind of satire. You don't understand. You're taking it too far.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, say the dates.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Toowoomba.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah. They got some beer girls down there in Toowoomba. You know they got some big.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
All right. Thanks a lot, Aaron Chen.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
We never talked to the press. Seriously. Is that true? Yeah. We rejected every interview. Like the New York Times said this stuff like three times. Yeah. But that was Nick's policy. Well, it was always on like...
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
the dirt bag they always make it seem like it's like we want to profile this cool thing that you're doing and then like the third paragraph is but yeah but they're fucking gay racist or you know that's what it's like yeah it was like whatever so that was pretty smart at the time but now i'm i'm open to any press inquiry if anyone's watching at this point yeah yeah i'm i'm happy you might go to australia i could hook you up with australian press
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
On like what, the morning zoo radio?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Like the daily show?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Making jokes about Gaza? Yeah, yeah. Seems a little bit in bad taste. I don't know.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I don't know. Do you guys have like drive time radio? Do you have like wacky... We got everything. Yeah, we got drive time radio. Pete and the retard.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Oh, no. Prime Minister Whipper. What you guys are kind of I've always felt like in my mind I said that you guys are like the America to New Zealand's Canada. Yeah that's like they're like doing the hack in like in the way that in Canada they do the land acknowledgement.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
That's so cowardly. You're trying to be like them?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
think because he's sick he's him saying i'm very yeah he's but he's tender he's tender you got him in a vulnerable moment you should have tried to kit uh so you live here now aaron i live here brooklyn heights we should get we should exchange addresses not numbers yeah yeah um so you of course you were like you were the biggest comedian in australia before you came here
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, we had square dancing in gym class in fifth grade. We did Achy Breaky Heart. Do you remember that song? Yeah. Billy Ray?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Hmm. She from New Zealand?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
No, I know her. I know her. Yes. Victim of domestic abuse. Ike Turner. I still haven't. You don't know about that?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
So you guys do the land acknowledgement now? What do you say in an Australian land acknowledgement?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
yeah yeah go on it's like we beat you we just want to admit that we just like want to yeah out of respect for the losers yeah we just want to admit that we won i don't know they're not going to give it back to the indigenous
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
It's not looking like that. Yeah, it's like, no, we're here. This is ours now.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, it's still ours. Yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
the hong kong uh mainland boys yeah yeah china's getting hong kong are there are they got it they got it they got it yeah they're gonna secure taiwan next like that's the last yeah that's the last frontier i'm not paying enough but i kind of have to start paying attention yeah our pivot we've said for a long time that we're gonna go ccp you have to predict with the winners you know
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Russia. They don't have shit. They're like stupid. Like, yeah, I mean, it's like kind of, that's not done yet.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Oh, Russia and Ukraine, I'm staying out of completely.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
You're putting a draw. It's white on white. Not my problem. It sounds about white to me. The caucasity. Pete, don't get me started on the caucasity of that conflict.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, butch caucasity in the white.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Okay, let's leave it to the professionals. Thank you. He said the Oaxaca dance. You know that's a part of Mexico.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Why did you say that?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
No, you said the Oaxaca dance, kids. Shut up. Shut up. They pay me millions for this, okay?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
If everyone realizes that they could do this...
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
this low effort thing that i do i'm screwed i'm gonna have to move back to israel and i would have to move back to the beaches of tel aviv yeah oh man um yeah so you but like did you see like in con the the congress in uh new zealand recently they were doing the yeah i i saw tiktoks of it because my wife she's on tiktok and she'll she'll be like yeah yeah
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
And is she graduating soon from high school? Just kidding. Everyone's on that crap now. What? Has her mental health suffered from TikTok?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
No, I mean, like, you have to say that for your wife now? Yeah. That her life is better from TikTok? I mean, it depends on what your algorithm is.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I do Instagram Reels, but all my algorithm is, like, people, like, mispronouncing things. Oh, yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Is it? I think so.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
who's on it mine are always like shane gillis epics like it's just like him on matt like a clip from them on the show i get shane sometimes yeah shane's on rogan sometimes you know stuff like that how do you book that how do you book that yeah do you know i think you got to get get to the guy himself how do you get there yeah maybe you should move to austin do the mics for a little while
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Really? Yeah. And you also were saying before the show, you go to Hannah Gadsby's tailor too.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
i gotta start all over again just waiting for kill tony in an alleyway that's your name down in kill tony when i open when guys open for me on the road they're like that's the plan for them yeah they're like i had a they're like if you get it i didn't even know what the system was if you get it then you get a golden ticket and then you get the secret show he's one or you get the other mic that's like a less than the golden ticket yeah
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
and then they go back to like denver and they're like what's the golden ticket you get like two minutes there's like another show at the mothership at like 4 a.m and it's filled with like i don't know just elon musk or something or like it's just like free speech and stuff he's invented a program to see i don't know what happens in austin i don't want to know yeah you know because but it doesn't sound good you ever done the mothership
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I wouldn't, if they even asked, I wouldn't do it because of what they did.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Yeah, the free speech. It would have been so funny if Tony Hinchcliffe lost Trump the election. Yeah. It didn't happen, but it would have been just the best thing ever.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Because the way he won the first time was... Do you know about Anthony Weiner? No.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Similar. He was this congressman who kept getting caught sending his penis in DMs. Yeah. And he got caught for like the fourth time. Yeah. Right before the election. And I guess...
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
as a result of his wife his wife worked for hillary clinton and as a result of that the fbi reopened the hillary clinton email investigation 10 days before the election yeah so literally like a man's penis like broke the internet it kind of shifted the course of history That's crazy. But if that culminated in Tony Hinchcliffe undoing that, it would have been kind of perfect.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
do you you do like uh does gaspy go to hong kong to that like molester guy do you know that guy i don't know this guy um so so yeah i mean like i i met you here yeah but back when we were in australia you saw us uh in sydney yes the three of you guys at the comedy store it was a triumph what a beautiful night you guys kind of stand up afterwards
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
But unfortunately, you know, he's back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm one of the biggest victims of this whole thing. Of this whole thing? How so? I don't know. I don't know. You can't get on Kill Tony. No, I would love to be on the mothership. Joe Rogan, it would be an honor. If you ever say anything about illegals cutting the penises off the kids, I'm going to nod. And smile.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
And I'll be like, Omaha Funny Bone. This weekend. That's right, Joe. It's just an honor to be here.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I mean, I thought, you know, they're nice.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
I mean, if I'm getting paid, baby, it's so fucking far.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
It's really just like, and your body feels terrible for a week after when you're back.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
We went to Japan before. Did you? With me and Nick and Sav and my ex-girlfriend.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
no before the the australia tours all right to get our circadian rhythms yeah it was my stroke of genius and then but like after we got back i was just we were like texting each other at like 4 a.m being like i just like uh i'm not tired yet like yeah you're just fucked up how do you deal with it this is a great podcast talk how do you deal with the jet lag erin
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
So Michael, this is our social media guy. I want you to clip that. How to deal with jet lag. Put some of that music that Andrew Tate style videos are on about business and mindset. How do you deal with the jet lag?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Aaron Chen - Episode 87
Well, I feel like he's only awake at night or something. I feel like he's a little fan. He lives in Transylvania or something.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
jewish anything i did a i did like a jewish podcast um yeah because my dad likes it i did it i did it only because my dad likes that's crazy to be 72 and listening to podcasts my dad my dad called me yesterday he's like have you heard of a comedian ari shafir And I was like, yeah, dad. He's like, I heard him on a podcast that I like.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
And I was like, he was like, he really, I, what he said about Kobe Bryant is disgusting.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
He was telling me that he was disappointed with what, what, uh, what Ari said about Kobe. But, um, I went on this Jewish podcast. I asked them to not post it and they were like posted and they said, sorry, we didn't see this message. They,
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
fortunately did cut out the part where the guy this is so funny because that's what you would do oh i didn't oh i didn't see yeah it's a it's a it's a right yeah well in jewish culture in jewish podcast culture you have to ask them to not to post three times yeah yeah you have to yeah like conversion what is this one's mine but i didn't bring one today okay thanks bro It's the mini. No, I'm okay.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
But anyway, I asked him not to post it, but they did cut out the part where the guy was like, and to all of our enemies, no matter where they are, as they hide from us in their holes, we will destroy them. And I was like, I don't want to talk about this right now.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Where can you even get public access anymore? I don't know.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Girls love it. Okay. And we're back. And to all of our enemies as they hide in their holes in Shiva.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
It's this guy, Modi.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, yeah. His act is like comic view, but for Jewish people, it's like... He's like the Jewish Sebastian. Everyone's parents like it. Yeah, yeah. They're like, so Sephardic people be driving like this, but Ashkenazi people be driving like this.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, and he crushes. Yeah, he sings Hatikva in the middle.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, but he also has perspective on parenting and stuff like that. Other people can relate to.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Like he's Joe Coy for... Kind of, yeah. For what is it? Bald people, right? Yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
filipino yes it is but the country is ph yeah very confusing what the hell uh brandon was telling me because brandon played his son in a movie that joe para told him to show up just fully bald like on the first day yeah that would be a strong move yeah
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
hilarious i watched that movie on a plane yeah easter sunday didn't he play like a like a like a 16 year old or something brandon played like a 16 year old and he'd be acting 14 you know my man immature so what do you think about this election with the upcoming it's upcoming we got trump versus kamala uh what is kamala doing right now
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I don't even know what he looks like. I just know his name. He looks exactly like you'd imagine him to.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, I remember getting really excited for Gmail.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Nick's ex. Yeah. The Downeaster Alexa.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
michael j like blank paris does music now blanket blanket doesn't have social media smart i just hope blankets okay me too it was so funny blanket the one that was dangled yeah yeah that's so funny It was like something that was too overwhelmingly funny for us to even process.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I got an invite from my friend for the beta. Who has that story about Snoop Dogg at Gmail.com? Moshe. Yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
But it was just Michael Jackson is dangling a child whose face is covered in some weird textile.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah. Blanket was really into martial arts for a while. That was his thing. I just want to make sure they're okay. Because there were a lot of terrible things that people said about their father in the media that aren't true.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
How was she? She was good? Yeah, I liked it. Who made it? The witch guy. The Vavitch guy, yeah. Eggers. Is it scary? I don't like scary movies. The witch is better.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Oh, thank God.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I don't watch scary movies. They don't scare me. They're fake. There's no reason to watch a scary movie. You know what's scary? Dumpster scene, Mulholland Drive.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
It's the scariest thing I've ever seen.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
When I was a kid, my parents got a sitter and they went out to dinner and they rented me Dumb and Dumber and I cried when they gave the blind kid the dead bird.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I watched it too. Huh? Did you watch it? I watched it.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I said this before on the show, but I'll say it again. I don't care. But I was with a group of people, and Austin Butler was at the same place. And every girl was like, he's disgusting. And every guy was like, I'm going to hit you in the face right now.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
He's hot for us. He's hot to guys, but he's not girl hot. Girls like the rat fuck from the working at a restaurant show.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
The rat guy from the working at... I work at a restaurant. It's so hard. Ratatouille. Yeah, he works in a restaurant. It's like the rat... He's under the hat.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
What's her name? Ayo is in it.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
No, it's the one with... It's the rat guy with the penis. The Calvin Klein penis rat. It's the cock rat from the restaurant show.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Oh, you've seen? Yeah. Did he ask you to jack off?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Wait, what about Jay Leno's garage? Burbank's fine. It's climate controlled. There's no climate change in that garage. If he loses all those cars... Is his face okay? Didn't he fuck up his face?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Do you think him and Seinfeld respect each other's car knowledge or they have a rivalry? I think they hate each other.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah. Yeah. They probably fucking hate each other. Man.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Dude, I'm team J all the way on that. Yeah. Monica Lewinsky.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I'm going to run away from the Armenian mafia in Burbank. Jeez Louise. I hope just shout out to everyone in LA right now. It's not a laughing matter. Joe lives there.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Your wife lives there.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
You have a child or no?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Dog. What kind of dog?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Where do you buy them from? Like Indonesia or something?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
That was on Christmas, which I celebrate now.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Did you celebrate Christmas?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
This last year... The amount of smirking I would be doing? This last year has been Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, and now the Indians are taking the heat. Oh, for the visas. Yeah, check out these guys. Look at Vivek. He's pooping on the street or whatever they're saying about them.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Thank God it took the heat off the Jews for five seconds.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
You know, before... Yeah, he used to take the T. Oh!
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Well, now we exposed him. I went to a funeral. It was for my friend's brother last year. It was really sad. But my friend had to get into his email because he needed to find some stuff. And so he guessed the password. He finally got in. And he found an email. His brother sent an email to Steve Jobs, to sjobs at mac.com. And he's like, Mr. Jobs, my name is Toby. I'm a law student in New York City.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Huh? The NSA guy. Cash Patel.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I'm getting excited for the second time around.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, I mean, even beyond foreign, I mean, like just the Greenland thing has just got me hyped. And the Gulf of America thing got me hyped. That kind of makes sense, though. Yeah, what's going on over there? We should have Greenland. Does it ever piss you off how big Siberia is?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I've been going back to the West Wing. Where are my clogs, Toby? I've been going back through just to remember when times were nice.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
That's my liberal woman.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
No, it's not. It's like, should kids wear uniforms at school? It's the lamest issue. Should gay guys go to the army?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
What are you talking? It's just, like, it's all nothing issues. It's, like, nice to hear about. It's gun control. It's drugs. It's fucking... Gun control, I guess, is that one.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Gay guys, now the army is all gay guys.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I think you are spending too much money litigating, like, copyright law and not enough on research and development. Like, anyway, have a nice day, Mr. Jobs. And Steve Jobs responded. Yeah, and he was like, yeah, he was like, he was like, yeah, you sound like... He responded like this. Yeah. He was drinking a smoothie while dying.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah. Wait, is it true that Doug Benson started smoking weed at like 53 years old or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now it's his whole thing.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Cornbread is delicious. It is.
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
So anyway, guys, you can save 30. I like it with a glass of wine. I know I'm not supposed to say that. No, come on. You're not supposed to say it. This is instead of a glass of wine.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah. He's drinking green juice to cure his cancer. Yeah, and he was like, yeah, you sound like a law student. Like, thanks for your advice, but you're absolutely 100% incorrect. And like, yeah, you don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, so Steve Jobs went into the comments, basically. That's cool. But I guess he guessed Steve Jobs' email.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, it's also... A group of them is called a rape. Did you know that? A rape of crows. Yeah, yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
And my friend read it during the eulogy, and it was like, it was really nice. Like, people were crying, and then they laughed a bit. How are they doing? That was an awful story. Really sad. The way his friend's brother died. Yeah, I mean, they're good. The kids are good. Oh, good. We should probably, I don't know.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
That was that suitcase crap. When I was in college, I took a bus here and I saw you do stand-up.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
It was like years ago. That's crazy. At Big Terrific. At Big Terrific.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
It's like where Vice is now. Vice bought that whole area.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I don't know if it's still Vice, but yeah, Vice bought that all and destroyed it.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
2010s fucking... Oh, no. For me, that was the dawning of the age of Aquarius. That was hate Ashbury 1969 to me.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
You got to curl your mustache, I think.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
But that was happening in 2009, Williamsburg.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
You got groupies off a look at this fucking hipster blog?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
That's pretty good.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
You brought it up to make fun of him for sending an email. It's a funny story. Oh, okay.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
It was like Bob Marley with a lion coming out of the back of his head and then like chicks. I don't think that was one of the albums. A glow-in-the-dark gnome. Yeah, I know, but I remember when I saw you go up, you were working at Maury at the time you were talking about it.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I love that show so much.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Do you remember when the internet was just memes that just described what the picture was? It was no joke. And I remember there was one that was like, when you a Jewish N-word and you got the baddest Asian chick and the hood still fuck with you.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, he was in Hezbollah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Your parents are crying.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
He crashed into Gaza. They don't know. No, he crashed into a... He drove through all of Gaza. He crashed into the Puerto Rican Day Parade and then kept driving and then went through Pride Month Parade. Oof, that's a rough day. Which is the same. You know it's the same time.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
It was so funny. A friend of a friend, her brother, was a producer on Tyra, and they had an episode where a lady, they were like, a lady had two vaginas.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
and so tyra talked to her and then they got all these like letters and calls that like they were like i also have two vaginas and so they had a follow-up episode and he told me that the intro tire was like looking at camera she goes behind me i have nine women and eighteen vaginas
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I love that scheduling issue.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
well we have a kiddie pool full of pudding and if you work together and you find the prize yeah and they like would do it it was probably actually work yeah probably like that's like a form of therapy people need to try yeah no i i would just always associate those shows with being sick at home from school because those were those shows were on all day long and just like being in fourth grade watching jerry springer and be like this is awesome
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Like this lady, this lady is, uh, is cheating on her boyfriend. Like, yeah. Um, but I've missed that man every day. He was truly the best.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
That's yeah. That, that one was, was a kind of peak.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
You were saying some shit about how people would call and just say, hello, Maury.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Was he a cool guy?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
He's like running out of his house covered in soot.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
crying and saying i'm not gay what did i do wrong i've never had a job before i'm an intern i'm 31 years old this is my first job out of law school i just got this american apparel uh front zip hoodie because i'm trying to make it a nerd comedy oh god yeah watch my special watch my special watch show special please um what's your radio thing
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
You could have sold that, I think, six years ago. Yeah. I think they would have thrown money at that six years ago.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
That's nice. That's beautiful. I don't know if you guys missed it, but I said he ran out of the house.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah. His house is okay or no?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Do you have any friends whose houses are okay, but they're richer than you? So you're like a little bit like, oh, I'm sorry, but you're richer than me.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Oh, you must feel terrible.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
That's where I think his family is.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
That's some Eastern European beef that I don't want to know part of. Where is he from? Romania? He's Romanian. That's worse probably.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
His music is beautiful.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Welcome to the Adam Friedland Show podcast. Guest this week, Joe Mandy. Thanks for joining us. Happy to be here. Thank you.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Well, I mean, I would say more talented, actually. Yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, I'm thinking of Lyle Lovett. Osama Bin Laden, Scottie Pippen, Hard, Lyle Lovett, Tom Hanks. They're all the same guys. Scottie Pippen. Ringo Starr, Yasser Arafat. Yeah, all the classic...
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
That's so sick.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
That's like what a white person would do. That's like a 12-year-old gives a name to the police because they're trying weed.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
You're like your creative player on NBA 2K. That's like what a nerd says in school. Right, trying to fit in. So Magic Jordan, what's going on with him? Playing sports ball. You don't like sports.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
um that's so funny yeah dc well they also had a mayor named bowser mariel bowser mario bowser mario what a great place yeah yeah and a merry smoke crack our mayor right now i hope 1000 years eric adams the more i find out about what he did he's the i don't really think he did anything wrong he had he has eight phones on him at all time for crime like
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I don't care either. I support this man no matter what.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
When it's like putting my crackhead son on a golden top hat from the Prince of Austria. On an energy board for a Uzbek oil company. Right, yeah. What's Hunter up to? I don't know. Is he at an agency? How do we get in touch? Is he CAA?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
It was good. Yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
He's on Cameo, I think.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
So he's getting into the business. Yeah. So he wants to be, but he doesn't want to be on camera.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I want to see Wicked, but everything else people are excited to see, I don't want to see.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
over New Year's.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I'm not going to elaborate, but that's very nice of Nick. I had no idea you were in Mexico City. I was in Mexico City. And... it's really, like, the manic pixies we send down there. Like, with respect to, like, the guys that come here, like, get, like, I guess brought up here by coyotes and shot by rednecks. And then they do, like, they clean poop and stuff and they never complain.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
And we are sending some of the worst women. Like, we're sending, like, the said no one ever. Oh, interesting.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, because that's normal. Or just, like, tourists? They all live there and they're all like Emily in Paris there. And it's just like, but like every time I met like an American there, it was like, yeah, out of respect for the guys that were, that they're sending up here. It's just the, the contrast is insane to me.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Well, I mean, we need to start, like, actually... Really, it's so mean that, like, the conservatives are mad at, like, the nicest guys in America.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
They bring us DoorDash in four seconds anytime we want anything.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
part of the bike yeah it should have the name of the team on it i mean it's so big they're so it's giant glove i was driving while it was raining like a couple weeks ago and there was those guys were like zooming over the the manhattan bridge definitely like 35 of them die a day it's so scary what they're doing and like uh get robbed and murdered too for their bikes
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Bike hipster culture kind of isn't as much of a thing.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
That's what I mean. Jewish cyclist dies.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
When I saw that, I'm like, come on. Imagine dying and that's crazy. I feel, yeah, it was really sad.