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I've shot from the hip for so long. Like, I've said so much . I have a sitcom right now in development. And then they had an intern look into it. They were like, you've said so many things that we actually think they all cancel each other out. And there's nothing really to pin it on. We actually feel like we're safe here. Like, you just kept digging.
They said the intern in one hour found over 500 things that could be flagged. So they were like, we don't know that the networks are even going to sift through all this. So we could just move forward. And everything's great. And I was like, nice.
That's lovely, George. I love it. It's a real gift to be around.
That was awesome.
That's very good.
Chris, I love you guys. You've given me something to think about. I'm excited about this episode. Are we rolling, Reed? Reed is literally about to hit roll and then just take off and get my man Chris some muffins.
Hell yeah, dude. That's what it is. Get me some muffins. I love it. I love sweets.
Before we even got started, I asked him how many times he's been here, and he goes, as least as possible. You hate L.A. You're a New York guy.
I don't hate L.A. I don't hate L.A. I'm happy that it's an American state and part of the continental United States.
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