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Fri, 20 Dec 2024
If you aren't familiar with the Americans who love calling into The Paul Finebaum Show, you're in for a holiday treat. Because during this bowl season — Alabama's first without Nick Saban — no radio show has been more vital in its misery. Or more of a portal into the universe of college football in the South. (As Paul himself says: "We found this audience before Donald Trump did.") We're talking poisoned trees, verified heart attacks, and the hidden backstory of one legendary caller... who trusted us to unveil his haunting past. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Welcome to Pablo Torre Finds Out. I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is.
Blame Paul Fanbaum. He's the reason for this monster.
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This is surreal, though. The setup we have right now, I do feel like a caller on your show, which is... Well, you're a FaceTime caller. Yeah, I'm a first-time long-time. That is also true. I was thinking about how to explain you and your show to people in my life who don't already know the legend of your show, so to speak.
And I realize that it's hard because I have to explain that I spend time with Paul Feinbaum early in the morning on MSNBC quite a bit.
CSPN's Paul Feinbaum, thank you so much. Good luck today. It's going to be rough. Pablo, so last night...
You're jealous?
That's the bottom line. You're jealous. And Bama's coming back. Bama has not lost. The dynasty is not over. Do you hear me, counter? Bama's dynasty has just begun. Kiss my butt. Roll tide. Roll tide.
We don't have a lot of New York Times reading, NPR listening, Pablo Torre podcast aficionados.
My teacher came up and took everything from me because I was supposed to be doing my math sheet. I told her it's okay, though, because the tide just hired the boar, and I smell a natty in 24. Roll damn tide, Paul. See you later, buddy.
But we have tapped into something, Pablo. We've tapped into the culture of America.
West Virginia is where Saban is from, and they fought with the Union. Saban is a Yankee.
I frankly think we found this audience before Donald Trump did.
You know, Paul, going from Coast Salmon to Coast of Boar, it's like going to bed, Barry, to Beyonce and waking up with Whoopi Goldberg laying next to you, brother.
Is this acceptable, Alabama fans? Is this Alabama football? Is this what we signed up for?
I understand what's going on in this country because we deal with it every day. And these are hardworking people who love college football and love to express themselves on it.
So if you're already wondering here why the most popular and influential sports radio show in the entirety of the South, beloved by those voices we just played for you, happens to be a program called The Paul Feinbaum Show, I get the question. Paul is a bald 69-year-old Jewish guy who is not from Alabama, although he has lived in Alabama now for 45 years.
And those same voices you heard have taken to comparing Paul's general look to Mr. Burns from The Simpsons, for instance, among other things. But the Paul Feinbaum Show, to be very clear, is a singular cultural institution
And this particular holiday season, Tuscaloosa's first without Nick Saban, arguably the greatest college football coach who ever lived, there is no radio show that I would rather hear.
There was almost a sitcom done on this program. I was in DC about seven or eight years ago. I was on Kornheiser's show. Some guy heard it who used to be the final EP for Cheers. We went to Hollywood with this concept 25, 30 years ago, me starting as a talk show host from New York in Alabama. My family's all from New York. Yeah, yeah. And all four networks passed on it.
We fired the guy who came up with the idea, went back to Hollywood the next year in 2019, ABC bought the sitcom. Jason Biggs, who did the American Pie trilogy, signed on to play me, and it was in the early stages of development. I had already signed a contract to be one of three executive producers. COVID happened.
And so all we're left with now is a mental image, I suppose, of a young Paul Feinbaum a pie. and you're welcome for that. But what I did want to find out today is how Paul got into this mess, so to speak, in the first place.
I'll spare you the long explanation of how I got here. I was a sports writer, much like you, except at a much lower level, I might add. And it eventually led into talk radio at a time when talk radio was blossoming.
to you, conversationalists all across the fruited, played, rushed limbaugh, raring and ready to go, and eager Bieber couldn't wait to get to the EIB microphone today, ladies and gentlemen, once I started perusing the news.
The first time the show really started resonating, we followed Rush Limbaugh on a news talk station in Birmingham. So Rush got the audience ready for us, and then we took them and fed them even more red meat. We weren't feeding them red meat about Bill Clinton and Congress or Barack Obama. We were feeding them red meat about Alabama and Auburn football primarily.
I do not agree that Alabama should have went all the way to the number one spot. That is the most ridiculous thing that could happen. Paul, they are all the way to the number one spot. Who has done that yet? Nobody. Oregon, why did he jump Oregon? There's no reason for them to jump Oregon.
Have you ever thought that this is just not going to be your year? Everything you wanted to happen hasn't happened.
Oh, my God.
Among all of the rabid cultures across the South and the Midwest, why is Alabama the place where this show is like this?
I know this is ancient history, but you have to go back 42 years when Bear Bryant died. He was the most famous coach in college football in the modern era, and I say the modern era, but the previous most famous was Newt Rockne at Notre Dame, and then Bryant took it over.
He won six national championships, and I got there, I covered his last two years, and that was a badge that I wore, that I covered the bear, because those next 25 years were a disaster. Alabama had coaches by the name of Mike Shua, not Don Shua, but Mike Shua, and Mike Price, and Mike Dubose. It was a wasteland until Nick Saban showed up.
So you go from 1982 to 2007, where nothing good happened, and then Saban shows up and only wins six national championships.
Yeah, and now I come to you in the post-Nick Saban era at a time when I think I am more interested in you and your audience than I've ever been. It's been a hell of a season for your show in all of these senses.
Let me take you back to September 28th.
...yard here on fourth. Milrow, keeper. First down and more. Tight roping down the sideline. Touchdown! Unbelievable start for Millrow in this offense. 36-yard lightning strike.
Alabama beat Georgia. It was a major upset, even though the game was in Tuscaloosa. It was just one of the wildest games. Alabama got off to something like a 28-0 lead. Georgia came back. Alabama won by one touchdown.
Launches for the end zone. Jump ball. Intercepted. And Zavian Brown, the freshman, makes a game-saving play for Alabama.
I sat on the show with you and Joe Scarborough, who's an Alabama graduate, and I was joking, but I said it anyway. I said, would it be blasphemous for me to say here on Morning Joe that it looks like Kaitlin DeBoer is doing a better job coaching than Nick Saban did even a year ago?
You cannot say that.
Oh, come on.
Okay. Come on. I just wanted to try that out.
What happened on that Saturday, Pablo?
This attitude, this program, and the biggest win on the West End. Vanderbilt takes down number one Alabama.
It was the first time in 40 years Alabama lost to Vanderbilt, and I swear, I don't think I'll be reporting when the world comes to an end, but I was alive that night, and it felt like that had happened.
He can't control this thing. And isn't it amazing when the Urban Meyers and the Harsens and the DeBoers and all these other guys come in from around the country, they just don't get Southeastern football. They don't understand the religion, Paul. They don't understand the dedication. They don't understand the terminology. They don't understand the opponents.
When I tell you, though, that I first became aware of your show in earnest in about 2010, I imagine you can guess why. The saga of Al from Dadeville, Paul, I struggle to begin to summarize the Shakespearean and then criminal drama that was that story. How do you tell it for people not familiar with the lore?
It was a Friday game right after Thanksgiving.
Alabama led 24 to nothing. Here comes Cam Newton. Leads them back.
He leads his team from 24 down to a 28-27 victory in the Iron Bowl.
And in the aftermath of it, a couple weeks later, we got a call from Al from Dadeville.
Al is in Dadeville, Alabama. Hey, Al.
Hey, Paul. How you doing? Well, thanks.
When Bear Bryant died, I was living in Texas.
Auburn rolls what's called Tumor's Corners after a win. Toilet paper on the trees. They're iconic oak trees, national landmark. Famous. He starts off on this Bear Bryant thing. The night that Bear Bryant died, Auburn fans rolled Tumor's Corner. I said, no, they didn't. I've looked into that urban legend.
Stop, stop, stop, stop. I just have the most difficult time ever believing that Auburn students rolled Toomer's Corner when the news broke that Coach Bryant died. Does anyone else remember that? I don't. Do you want me to send you a copy? I still have the newspaper clipping.
And he just kept arguing with me. He's a former state trooper in Texas. And he finally just blurted out, I'll tell you what I did.
The weekend after the Iron Bowl, I went to Auburn, Alabama because I live 30 miles away, and I poisoned the two tumors trees.
Okay, well, that's fair. I put Spike 80 D-Alp in them. Did they die? Do what? Did they die? They're not dead yet, but they definitely will die. Is that against the law to poison a tree?
He said, do you think I care?
Okay, I really don't. Okay.
Roll down tight.
A week later, we got a call from somebody asking if we could hand over the tape, which we did. Two weeks later, I get a call from a friend of mine, Pat Smith, my producer actually, got the call from a guy on the Senate Homeland Security Committee in Washington saying that they were investigating this for terrorism to the water system of Lee County.
Next day, they arrested this guy whose name was not Al, but Harvey Updike.
And just a day after announcing that the oak trees in Toomer's Corner up in Auburn were intentionally poisoned, police there made an arrest in the case. 62-year-old Harvey Updike Jr. was taken into custody early this morning.
I got to know him afterwards. I said, why did you do it? He said, I had to do it for Nick Saban. I couldn't let Scam Newton beat Nick Saban. And he finally admitted, he said, I guess I just had too much Alabama in me. Anyway, he later spent time in the Lee County Penitentiary.
Yeah, sentenced to three years in prison, pleaded guilty to criminal damage of an agricultural facility. And it would be one thing if it was the story of your show, if that was like the one thing people talked about. I think it was the next year when a gentleman named Smokey calls you and he has a predicament.
Well, I mean... You've been in radio studios often, and you have the name of the person and what they want to talk about. And I kept looking down, and it said Smokey in the ER. And I just didn't quite register what that meant. Finally, after about 30 minutes, I hit Smokey, and I said, Smokey, what's going on? And he said, Paul, I just want to tell you how much I love you.
I'm giving an EKG that said I've had a heart attack. Paul, I love your show. I copy your show. You know what I'm saying? I love all your listeners, or I'll end up being your best caller.
So, Smokey, are you telling me that you're listening to the show while you're having a heart attack?
Yes, I am. That's stupid, I know.
I said, so what's wrong? He said, I'm dying. I'm in the ER. I said, is it serious? I mean, not a smart question, by the way. He said, yes.
Okay, but you wanted to call us while this is going on. Well, I'm glad you did, and certainly, Smokey, we wish you well.
And at that point, I remember Howard Stern having a bit like this once, and he asked for confirmation. I said, Smokey, is it possible you could put a nurse on? I mean, I just wanted to confirm this guy wasn't just some quack.
Tell her where you are, it's Paul.
I'm a nurse in the ER at Trinity.
Okay, I'm speaking to a nurse right now at Trinity Hospital, right? Okay. She said, oh, yeah, I'm Jeannie Jones. I'm an LPN in the ER. I said, is he really having a heart attack? She said, yes. You know, he's had six heart attacks on his chart. And I'm like going, has the Hippocratic Oath not made it to the state of Alabama yet?
Hey, can you get up, folks? They told me I got to hang up the phone. I love you, Paul. Bye.
He survived. He did not die. And I wasn't really sure if I was happy or sad about that because it would have been a great final phone call.
But, okay, hold on. What I'm finding out immediately is that Smokey still today is... All right.
He's still around. And I'm still milking that story on any podcast I can find.
Look, it's Smokey. It's Al, but really Harvey. It's Phyllis from Mulga. I mean, Paul, these are characters that I feel like I know. And of course, Phyllis, God rest her soul. Her call in 2017 about Jim Harbaugh is still seared into my brain.
Hairball, you ain't better than nobody. And don't you be after Paul. And don't you dare come down on the University of Alabama. I will eat your ass for lunch. And I can make that a promise.
Phyllis could have put out her own Christmas CD. And I say CD for a reason because Phyllis is of the era of the 8-track tape and the CD. She was amazing.
There's an aspect of your show, of course, that is both therapy, that is confessional booth, that is, frankly, Occupy Wall Street when it comes to just the populism taking control of what feels like a very top-down bureaucracy otherwise. And in this scenario, like the person, of course, who has most grabbed my attention all season this season is a guy who goes by a single name.
Legend. My favorite three words during the football season on a Monday after a loss by Alabama, that's his team. Legend is next.
I want to tell you a story. I'm serious here. My wife and my two daughters, they begged me to buy a Peloton. So I bought a Peloton. And then I watched that Peloton sit in my office and stare at me. So you know what I did one day? I looked at it. And so I decided to get off my ass and I jumped on the Peloton because no one else was using it and I paid for it. I mean, so why not?
Then I realized eventually that they bought it for me. And I got to tell you, way more challenging than I could have ever imagined. Peloton coaches are walking the walk. I love the coaches. I do the Grateful Dead one. It's fantastic. They have a sub three hour marathon runner, military trained athlete, a former college basketball player, and so many other well-rounded coaches on their team.
All this
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All right, so Legend. Okay. You may recall Legend from like 15 minutes ago, actually, because Legend happens to be the caller whose analysis of a team coached by Nick Saban's replacement, Kalen DeBoer, after losing to 5-5 Oklahoma earlier this season, Bama's third loss of said season, was this.
You know, Paul, going from coast saving to coast to bore, it's like going to bed buried to Beyonce and waking up with Whoopi Goldberg laying next to you, brother.
So the first thing I wanted to find out about Legend was simple. Do you ever call Legend his real name, Paul? No, I believe his real name is Gary. And it is Gary Wilson, it turns out, who has otherwise been working all sorts of jobs in Birmingham, Alabama. And so I decided that I should probably call up Gary myself. Hey, bro, can you hear me? I can hear you. I can see you.
Are you always wearing the glasses when you do this, when you make calls, when you talk, or is this just for me?
Yeah, I always wear them. I have like a little eye problem I've had since I was a kid. Anytime I'm in a bright room, I kind of have to wear some glasses. Kind of like Jim McMahon. Got the Jim McMahon syndrome, you know? What's your day job? My day job is I work at a steakhouse. A few years ago, I was working construction. I had worked construction for 20 years.
About two years ago on a construction site, I was working on a exhaust fan. when a restraining bar broke and shattered my front grill, shattered it, I still can't have a conversation with any of my partials in the front.
So I'm two flips in Alabama this morning for one reason, brother, on this show, because I love Paul Feinbaum that frigging much that I'd come on two flips from Alabama to tell folks how much I love this man. This man
Paul, when did you realize, how long did it take you to realize that Legend was going to be one of these special callers, maybe even special in a way that no one could quite replicate?
After that aforementioned Vanderbilt game, he unloaded on the coaching staff.
Paul, I'm in sports hell, brother. I'm in sports hell. I never thought I would utter these words. Bandy! is my daddy. Can you believe that?
The call went viral.
Let me tell you how pissed I am, Paul. Can I tell you, brother?
Wish you would. Go right ahead.
My neighbor gave me a picture of Coach DeBoer last Thursday, a signed picture, an 8x12 in a frame, and I put it in the fire pit Saturday night instead of match to it.
You burned it.
You don't lose the Vanderbilt. That's the ugliest little sister on the block. You don't lose the Vanderbilt. The honeymoon's over and we need some damn marriage counseling. Legend has left the damn building.
When did sports radio become a thing that you knew you would enjoy?
2008, I'm riding down the road. I'm listening to rock radio in Birmingham. And, you know, it was just sucking. So I got flipping through the dial and came across somebody talking. It was Tim Brando talking to Feinbaum. You made some crazy statements this year concerning Alabama.
That sounds like a beatdown, Tim.
And I just wondered if you'd be willing to admit now that you were wrong concerning several statements that you made over the last year. But he was talking how Alabama should keep Mark Godfrey. And I said to myself, well, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard in my life.
So just off the top of my head, I told the guy that picked up the phone, I said, I'm the legend, and I want to talk to that moron, Tim Brando, about Mark Godfrey. They sent me through that day, and it went viral that day, me attacking Brando and telling him what an idiot he was for wanting to keep Mark Godfrey alive.
You know what the funniest moment of this football season was to me, Timmy Brando, is when they came to you at the halftime of the Ole Miss-Alabama game and you realized that Alabama was kicking the fire out of your Ole Miss Rebels. It looked like somebody had hit you in the face with a big-mouthed bat. And that's how the legend was born, ladies and gentlemen. Blame Paul Feinbaum.
He's the reason for this monster.
But there is something else that I needed to clarify about legend, Gary, that is critical to understanding the broader Feinbaum community of colors and also how it is mathematically even possible that college football is the second most popular sport in the United States, right behind the NFL, and easily the most unhinged, which is that legend never actually attended the University of Alabama.
Well, I was born in Annapolis, Maryland. My father was from Alabama. And it's pouring down rain outside. I hope it don't start leaking here in the little ledger cave. My father was from Alabama. He was in the military. My mama was from Maryland. We spent the first 10 years of my life right outside of Baltimore, Maryland, and Glen Burnie, Maryland, and Rivera Beach, Maryland.
So I grew up in a sports fanatic family in Maryland. But the whole time, my father's influence of Alabama, my first rattler was an Alabama roadside rattler. My first words were roadside, not daddy, but roadside. That was my first words.
All of which qualifies Legend, according to his own personal estimation, for a very special form of office, a leadership position in a truly startlingly enormous community. And it's the kind of office that, by definition, you cannot pay for.
I'm president of the Sidewalk Alumni, you know, and a lot of good people with diplomas love me, but there's a lot of people in Alabama don't like the legend. I am that fan that the administration don't want to talk about, the one that never went to school, that never got a diploma, and never been in class. You know, how dare him talk for the Alabama Crimson Tide?
And they don't like that because they think, you know, that old fan, sidewalk alumni fan, he's stupid. The only thing he knows about is flag football. He don't know nothing about road ramp football. Shut up.
I can make it really simple. Legend is the president of the sidewalk alumni. And your colleague, Joe Scarborough, is the president of the upper crust elite Alabama alumni. I love Joe, but I gravitate more toward the sidewalk. That's what I do. You know, some of them have been to Tuscaloosa. Some of them have actually even been to an Alabama game.
But that doesn't matter to me because those folks have always needed representation. I think you can bring a political scientist in here, and this is really where the country is. And I think we have heard in elections that they're not being paid attention to. And I really believe that we give them a voice.
And it may make the athletic directors and the chancellors and the bowtied crowd in the ivory towers uncomfortable, but I really don't care.
Legend, if somebody told me we can't allow that, it would be my last day here. Hell yeah, we can say whatever the hell we want to say. And I got a few things to say.
It's an unbelievable asset to hear from a guy like Legend what he did after Tennessee, after Alabama loses to Tennessee.
You know, they say that a team takes on the personality of their coach. Well, our team is undisciplined and soft. And no doubt you, Coach DeBoer, are undisciplined and soft. Strike frigid, dude, man. Strike frigid, too. We're about to go to the Birmingham Bowl. I ain't let the building up kick the damn door down because I'm pissed off at this crap. This ain't Alabama football.
And any Alabama fan that accepts it ain't a real damn fan.
Tony Kornheiser said this to me once, and I'll clean it up for this family podcast. He said, how come you talk to those effing people And, of course, he did it with the Long Island accent. And you can't explain it. I mean, Tony, you don't have to talk to them. You pontificate. You used to have a show in Washington where you got James Carville and all these muckety-mucks around the table.
And then you used to sit around with Wilbon and O'Pine for 30 minutes and— And don't laugh. I saw you co-hosting that show yesterday. Guilty.
The ivory tower still has a nice padded cushion in my seat, yeah.
I love it. And I feel like whenever they take me away, I hear the barbarians at the gate right this moment. That will be my legacy. It won't be yelling at Stephen A. Smith or Greenberg or anyone else.
It will be that. No, you will be forever the guy who brought me the caller who said that losing to Oklahoma was like going to bed with Beyonce and waking up next to Whoopi Goldberg.
I... I thought that was the line of the year, and I was not surprised at all that the next morning on ESPN, they edited that out, knowing that Whoopi was probably watching, and I think she's employed by the family too.
The larger family of networks.
I think the view should have both of us on after this is published, and let the group hear that call.
I concur. In terms of just the callers and their own views of themselves, you know, I was talking to Legend, and Legend wanted to be very clear about this. He said, I am not Harvey Updike. Harvey Updike is a criminal. That's not me.
It's not a performance. I'm a fanatic in the sports world. I'm not a criminal. I'm a fanatic. There's a difference. A criminal poisons trees, hurts other people. A fanatic might cuss his coach out, might cuss the quarterback out, might cuss the general manager out, the owner. That's what a fanatic is, but he's doing all that and the fact that he loves his team.
And of course, in my mind, I immediately went to, of course, Legend's own past.
Well, I knew there was a story behind Legend. Legend was part of a group called Sons of Sabin. Sounds like one of those groups in New York that go around and keep the law.
That's right.
So we had lunch, and I said, Legend, what's the deal? I know you've alluded to your past. And he looked at me, he said, there's nothing to run away from. He said, I've been to prison. I said, okay. Couldn't really counter that by saying, well, so have I. I said, what were you in for? He said, murder.
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On paper, it is grisly, right? I mean, what we're talking about with Legend is a story of him when he's 17 years old. It's Winston County. It's northwest Alabama. The argument with his cousin over a girl, I believe he also mentioned.
We were distant cousins, you know. We grew up in a little town where there wasn't but 30 people in the whole town, you know. We grew up around each other all of our lives. And then when we got up to about 17, you know, I was already deep in the drugs, you know.
And so when we got to that age, we got into a fight over a young lady and it escalated from the fight over the young lady and to the incident that happened.
And he goes to his father's gun cabinet. His dad's out. His dad apparently working in the coal mine. It's a .22 rifle. And he takes his cousin out to the woods. And he shoots Randy Barton, also 17, twice in the back of the head.
When I was 17 years old, I took a young man's life, another 17-year-old young man. It was an act of a coward. Anybody that takes a gun and takes a life is committing an act of cowardice. You know, God gave you a brain and we ought to be able to use it. I killed a man, destroyed his life. I threw my life away as a young man. I destroyed many families associated. It was a horrible, horrible thing.
I'm very ashamed of it. I faced the electric chair for 18 months. And at the time in the state of Alabama, Charles Graddick, was running for governor. He was the attorney general of the state of Alabama, and he wanted to lock everybody up and throw away the key.
I'm Charlie Grady. For vicious killings like this, it's been proven that capital punishment can be an effective deterrent.
That was his big commercial. So they were going to intently, they Was going to make an example of me. It was intended to give me the electric chair for 18 months from 17 to I was 18. I faced the possibility of going to what they call the Big Yellow Mama in Alabama. And it looked for a while like that is what would happen.
And then we went to court and my lawyer worked out a deal for a life sentence with the possibility of parole. And we went that route realizing how young I was that, you know, there was, it wasn't guaranteed, but there was a possibility that I would get another chance in society, you know, and I'm so thankful for it.
That day at lunch, when he was telling me the story, I said, so what exactly do you do, legend? He said, I'm an electrician. He said, and by the way, if you or your wife ever need any, and I started thinking, maybe I got to get to know this guy a little bit better. But today, I would give him the keys to my house.
100%.
Not only that, Pablo, I mean, he's... He's a genuinely good person. He helps a lot of people. And I think a lot of people hear him on the show. Plenty of people have had problems, as you well know. And they go, I can, I'll try to say this with a straight face. I can be legend. I mean, he is. He's a personification of what our show is all about.
A guy that probably should be dead, but now he's a famous Feinbaum caller.
You know, I spent 15 years in prison, 15 hard years in prison. It was a rough life, and when I came out, I was determined to make it when I came out.
Paul, you say you don't know the story of actually how Legend got the name Legend.
I don't. The first few years I was out of prison, I traveled the country as an evangelist, preaching the gospel and sharing the goodness of what the Lord had done in my life. And when I would go to different churches across the country, because I had been in prison, one of the things they would do is have me go into the prisons and preach in the area.
So I was in Defuniac Springs, Florida, preaching at a big church, and they had me go down to the prison one Sunday night and preach at a minimum security prison. And I preached there that night, and over 100 men came to know the Lord. And as I was leaving the prison, an inmate was running behind me saying, that guy is a legend. That guy is a legend. He's a legend.
And a preacher that had brought me in with him, he picked it up and he started calling me legend that day. And before I knew it, everybody around me was calling me legend.
And that's how it happened. That's legendary. He had mentioned, I don't know if you remember this, but there was a moment, I guess, about a year and a half ago. I believe it was a school shooting of some kind.
The first emergency calls coming Tuesday morning, and they were horrific. An active shooter at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas.
And he said that this was the thing that made him want to go and actually take his act, so to speak, out on the road to these prisons.
Oh, he gave an impassioned speech that day on our program, Pablo.
They think, hey, that's crazy. That might be in sports. But in real life, it's serious. Real life is different than sports. And in real life, put the guns down. Put them down.
Somebody called in off the air and said that they were thinking about killing someone that day. It was a guy, I think it was in Philadelphia, that he'd had some run-in with a guy down the street, and he'd gone back to get his gun, and somehow he thought of what legend had said.
I grew up in a house, you know, watching my grandfather throw the remote at the television, cuss the TV, you know. I grew up in that kind of house, you know what I'm saying? But thanks to Paul and that therapy that I get each day, I managed to move on.
It does feel like Paul is giving out a kind of medication.
We are the castaways. We are the throwaway fans. We are the fans that nobody says, I'm not Kenzo, one of them fine bomb callers. You know what I'm saying? The fine bomb callers are crazy. We're that fan. We're that fanatical, crazy fan. And we are real. We are real.
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.
Legend now, okay, his mission now, right? He has a couple of missions, crusades for the good in life. He also wants to fire Kalen DeBoer.
Yeah, well, I mean, let's forget saving mankind. Let's get to the important things right now. Kalen DeBoer, I'll have to keep reminding the audience, is the man who replaced Nick Saban.
Paul, I don't know if you could even begin to disagree with my assessment here. That stuff is what makes the job itself at times so hard. Isn't it? The idea that this is a hot seat and the fire underneath, you can tune in and listen to it every time you put on the Feinbaum Show.
To me, it's the part of the job that probably is the most interesting and challenging. And by the way, I mean, we just went through 17 years with Nick Saban. And a week ago, I don't know if you saw, he was on the McAfee Show and he was defending DeBoer. And he talked about how he never paid attention to the media. And he proceeded to identify me.
We got criticized every time we lost a game. I don't know how many times I heard Paul Feinbaum say, this is the beginning of the end. I mean, but it never was.
I always like it when a guy mentions your name in terms of, I never listened to him. But the point was, of course he listened. But we never really had, we may have had six Mondays in 17 years where there was real, I mean, we would criticize Saban for losing the national championship. That's how difficult it was to find something to say about it.
DeBoer took care of it by the first weekend in October.
But the influence is obvious to everybody, I think, who spends a couple minutes listening to the people that listen to you. And when I listen to Legend talk about what this particular holiday season is going to be like, Paul, I mean, let's just say it bluntly. This is a weird Christmas season.
Yeah, if you're an Alabama fan, it's Scrooge City. I mean, there's nothing to be happy about. Alabama is going to the ReliaQuest Bowl.
Yes, against a 7-5 Michigan team.
If you go back to 2009, I mean, Alabama has practically either played for the national championship or been in the playoffs all but two or three years. And this year, it feels very empty.
Yeah, Legend, for the record here, offered me his ticket to the Relia Quest Bowl.
You can have my tickets, brother. Listen, if it ain't for Champ, no offense. You know, a lot of Alabama fans say, oh, good boy, Legend. We pull for Alabama in every game. Let me ask you something. If the Yankees are out of the playoffs, do they care about an exhibition game with the Toronto Blue Jays?
Something tells me that you will not be there on New Year's Eve.
I hesitate to leave the ivory tower for the Reliaquest Bowl. Don't do it. You don't want to be seen there. No, no, God no. And so the question becomes, ahead of Christmas now, what do you want for Christmas, Paul Feinbaum? What do you hope for your audience?
I tell you what, I just thought of this, and I don't know, I think legend is currently... unattached. I can't do any better than legend in my career, which is starting to creep toward... It's late autumn, okay? It's wintertime.
The leaves are rustling, Paul.
The leaves are still rustling. I just had this, I've never thought, I have this idea that Legend gets married again. I don't care if he gets married or not. Has a child and produces the next generation's Legend. Can you imagine 20 years from now, some guy sitting where I'm sitting, 25 years from now, 30 years from now, I'm going, Legend Jr. is next.
Paul, it's such a beautiful sentiment. And it may not surprise you to learn that when I asked Legend this same question, he said this.
Man, I tell you the truth, man. What I wish would show up under the Christmas tree was a 40-year-old Nick Saban ready to go back to work at the University of Alabama, baby. That's what I wish would show up under my Christmas tree. Yes, a 40-year-old Nick Saban ready to go kick some butt and lead this university and this program back to where it belongs, the mountaintop, the mountaintop.
We're in the gutter this morning, DeBoer. No playoffs for us. Playoffs? Come on, man. Are you kidding me? Give me a 40-year-old Nick Saban ready to go back to work. That would be the greatest Christmas ever.
So, Paul Feinbaum, thank you for introducing me to your community, and happy holidays.
Thank you. It's been a great pleasure, Pablo.
This has been Pablo Torre Finds Out, a Meadowlark Media production. And I'll talk to you next time.