Greg Cote is discombobulated as we head towards Election Night, one he promises is going to be a rough night in the Cote household. We dive further into his scorecard concept for wins and losses and discuss our fears about what could unfold around the country tonight. Mike tries to jump in with his excitement about Arturi Lehkonen returning for the Colorado Avalanche and shares how he'll be spending his evening, then we dive into the Useless Sound Montage. Plus, Dan tries to cleans the palate with some football talk but struggles with the name Incarnate Word and derails the show. Then, Greg Cote mispronounces a Heisman candidate's name as he gets caught up in his excitement about Cam Ward, only throwing the show off the rails even more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What does Greg Cote predict for Election Night?
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Chris, your father doesn't like when I accuse him of being discombobulated. He's been wrestling with his phone and it's dinging the entire time he's been here. And I gotta be honest, people don't see Greg Cody during the breaks, but they will see that he's beaten down on a couple of fronts. Because A, he's saying this is going to be a rough night tonight in the Cody household. Just a rough night.
Going pessimistic.
Unless it isn't. But he's also, and this I think we underestimate around here, the Codys are a proud Dolphins family. The biggest fan in their household is mom. Ja, auf jeden Fall. Sie ist auf jeden Fall der größte Fan, den die Codys in ihrem Haushalt haben. Chris und Greg kümmern sich um viel. Sie haben sich in dieser Saison beschlüsselt. Dolphin-Fans haben sich gehofft.
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Chapter 2: How does Mike feel about Arturi Lehkonen's return?
No, she's a fatalist. And an example is, at halftime, I forget the exact score at halftime, but the Dolphins were playing, you know, they were in the game, and her comment was, at least we're not being embarrassed. That's her watching a Dolphins game. That's a QL.
Yeah, exactly. That is how we felt, actually, watching that Bills game. They were winning at halftime, 10-6.
You guys are doing quality loss. Ja, sie haben 10-6 gewonnen und zumindest waren sie nicht überrascht. Greg Cody hält jetzt die Tore des Judges. Letzte Nacht für die Chiefs. Ich bin gut, wenn Greg Cody entscheidet, ob es ein 10, ein 9, ein 8, ein 7 oder ein 6 ist als Sieg.
Weil ich denke, dass Greg Cody so beeindruckt war von den Buccaneers letzte Nacht, dass er die Buccaneers so viele Punkte auf seine Tore des Judges geben würde wie heute. als er es den Chiefs gegeben hat, obwohl die Chiefs das Spiel gewonnen haben, weil Greg, Billy und Stugatz Wins und Verluste erradikieren wollen und sie nur die Entscheidenden sind, wer gut ist und wer nicht gut ist.
Also, du willst Greg ein Nummer an den Chiefs gewinnen? Ich denke, du solltest das tun und ich werde ein Nummer an den Bucks Verlust anzeigen, okay?
So, you guys are going to get to a position where you give more points for the loss than you do for the victory. Because I don't like what we're doing around here. But it is what the committee is doing tonight, correct? We're all in agreement that this is all stupid. Everything that we're doing with football. Football?
Are you kidding me? Look at the election. Someone's going to lose that thing and possibly win that thing.
What are the next couple of days going to be like? You guys are preparing for a storm.
I think everyone knows what the next couple of days and weeks and months potentially are going to be like. Hopefully one week. Let's just get there by Friday.
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Chapter 3: What is the Useless Sound Montage?
I know a lot of people listening to this would like me to just talk about the trade deadline and not at the moment that we are in in America. I've never cared about Election Day before. I've never had this kind of fear before.
Khalil Herbert to the Bengals. That's big. Zach Moss went down. They need a little thunder to that Chase Brown lightning.
Chase Brown owners in fantasy are like, yeah.
They're still a role. No, they're probably not, yeah. They're probably like, oh, bummer. They're not going to be active in that passing game.
Still Jace Brown. Speaking of football, I mean the Dolphins, the Lobos have to deal with Dak Prescott being on IR. Oh wow. Our backup is Trevor Lawrence. Not a whole lot there. So we may hit the trade market ourselves.
Little Cooper Rush maybe? What do you think?
Well, I don't know about that. Come on now. Cooper Rush, please.
Time now for this week's useless sound montage.
Das Wichtigste daran ist, dass wir nicht rausgekommen sind und nicht gut ausgewählt haben, um das Spiel zu gewinnen. Aber das ist die NFL. Wenn du gewinnen willst, müssen deine Spieler aufstehen und Spiele machen. Eine schwierige Position. Wir müssen einen Weg finden, um mehr Spiele zu machen. Ja, der Ball ging nicht, wo ich es wollte.
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Chapter 4: Why is Greg Cody feeling discombobulated?
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