EP772: Bryan forgets to press record. So, he has to run an episode that should never see the light of day. But Hey...there are 12 others you can listen to from Saturday! In this episode: Bryan finds a Starbucks boyfriend, Snow White is a hot topic and 7 Little Johnston's are back (but not really, because this was recorded months ago!) TCBit: Placebotide fro your Measles! Watch EP #771 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits / TCBits Music: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hey there, Jim Bob. Hey there, Jeannie Lou. Me and some of the girls are gonna meet up this Saturday to get coffee after book club. Wanna join?
Well, I'd love to, but my measles is done acting up again.
Are you suffering from monthly, weekly, or even daily flare-ups of your measles? Ask your doctor what Placebitide can do for you. Placebitide, also known as table salt, is a prescription drug targeting receptors in your brain. Those receptors can make you believe that you can cure your own measles. Placebitide is known to be over 0.003% effective in all adults and 0% effective in all children.
I used to think my rash was contagious I used to sit inside all day I used to think my doctor would cure me Now I can just wish it all away Placid by Tide makes my measles better Placid by Tide makes my rash a less redder Placid by Tide
In rare circumstances, placebo tide may have serious side effects. Consult your doctor. If you experience any of the following rash fever, better tasting chicken, high blood pressure, the inability to retain water, over seasoned pasta and fruits name like a horse hospitalization due to measles, the actual measles, the retraction of invitations to social functions and
The inability to join other human beings in public places. Losing touch with family members. Losing touch with reality. And in rare cases, divorce. I used to avoid indoor parties. I used to fear going outside. But now I love my little red bumps. I love my rash. It's pretty fly.
I used to let my measles control me. Now I pretend I can control my measles.
Get your life back on track and befriend your measles. Ask your doctor if Placebitide is right for you. Placebitide now has full FDA approval. If your doctor refuses to prescribe Placebitide, please contact your local sheriff's office and ask for citizen arrest instructions. Placebitide. Don't let those measly measles bring you down. Turn your rash into succotash with Placebitide. Placebitide.
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