The Brett Cooper Show
JoJo Siwa Is Straight (Again) & Brigitte SLAPS President Macron? | Episode 35
Thu, 29 May 2025
JoJo Siwa is confused about her sexuality (again), Gen Z is enrolling themselves in adulting classes, and Big Tech is still failing to protect our kids. By joining Cooper Confidential you are directly supporting me and my team. You’ll get ad-free episodes, exclusive ‘Dear Brett” videos, and a private newsletter Sign up now: https://cooperconfidential.supercast.com/Peterson Academy: Join today for $399 a year! https://petersonacademy.com/brettGood Ranchers: Get a year of FREE MEAT and $40 off with code BRETT: https://www.goodranchers.comAmerican Financing: Visit https://americanfinancing.net/brett or call (800) 852-2010Disclaimer: NMLS 182334, www.nmlsconsumeraccess.orgMasa Chips: Use code BRETT for 25% off your first order at https://masachips.com/brett#BrettCooper #TheBrettCooperShow #BrettCooperShow
Chapter 1: Why is JoJo Siwa confused about her sexuality?
Happy Thursday! It seems like everyone out there is confused about their sexuality, from Tim Walz to Jojo Siwa. Gen Z is now enrolling themselves in adulting classes because the education system is not actually teaching them what they need, and big tech is of course failing to protect our kids.
Chapter 2: What happened at the American Music Awards?
So before we dive into these other stories, we do have to talk about the American Music Awards that happened at the beginning of this week, also known as the AMAs. Guys, they were basically a disaster. There was a ton of hype surrounding this award show. Everybody was excited to see everyone. There were rumors of maybe a Taylor Swift sighting. None of it happened. Nobody showed up.
Like everybody who was nominated for the big awards, they just weren't even there. In fact, the AMAs did not even televise some of their biggest awards because the people did not even show. But there was one person who did show up and she wanted to make sure that we all knew how relevant she was.
But before we dive into that, make sure that you're following our podcast page and rate the show if you are enjoying it. And as a reminder, I am on tour this spring. If you want to come see me in a city near you, you can go to brettcooper.com to buy tickets. We still have them available in a few cities. We also added new shows in Dallas and in Austin. so I hope to see you guys there.
But back to the story, guys. That person who wanted to ensure that we knew how relevant she was was none other than J.Lo. And we've talked about J.Lo in the past, I believe, about this woman who was just trying to hold on to any semblance of fame she still has.
And just as an aside, one of my favorite stories about J.Lo is that she was filmed walking around the Bronx, you know, Jenny from the block, and she went to her childhood home, and the guy who lives in her home now was sitting out on the porch, And she walked up and she thought it was going to be this like emotional, you know, this is a fan of her, something like that.
She walks up and she was like, I used to live here. And the guy is like a straight up New Yorker. He's like, who the F are you? I don't know who you are. And she's like, I'm Jenny. And he's like, I don't know who you are. Like, get out of my house. Anyway, it's hysterical. She also tried to do that whole like docuseries reality TV show when she was married to Ben Affleck. That fell on its face.
She also tried to do a tour. She canceled that. But don't worry. She showed up to the AMAs to prove us all wrong. Take a watch. Okay, I'm sorry.
You know that you are losing relevancy when you are a 55-year-old woman and the only way that you can make a splash on stage is by making out with like five people, many of them including women, and shaking your ass on stage towards the audience and being flipped upside down. You're not pink. You should not be like flying through the sky like she does. This is genuinely just a cry for help.
It's like I couldn't do my tour, nobody bought tickets, so I'm gonna show you all that I've still got it by making out with everyone and shaking my ass. And it's also just so weird and embarrassing that in her performance, half of the songs that she was dancing to were not even her own songs. I don't even know if I can name a JLo song off the top of my head.
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Chapter 3: How are Democrats trying to connect with young men?
All you have to do to speak to young men, to connect with them is to not talk down to them and not emasculate them. It's really that simple. That is what Trump and JD Vance did so well. They were just themselves. They didn't talk down to anyone, whether you were a man or a woman, you knew what you were getting. They weren't playing all of these games and trying to play.
a character of a bro and parade out these men to convince men to vote for them, they were just themselves. And they spoke like themselves, like normal human beings to other human beings. And shockingly, that worked. But back to this whole insane story. According to this headline, party leaders are spending millions to learn how to speak to American men and win back the working class.
And specifically, according to the subtitle, they are holing up in luxury hotel rooms on a strategy codenamed SAM, or quote, Speaking with American men, a strategic plan to try and convince a working class to vote their way again, according to a report. I mean, nothing, nothing screams relatability like sitting in a luxury hotel trying to think about how to get people to relate to you.
I mean, you can't even make this stuff up, guys. It is so, so dumb. Now, the article goes on to say that they are using these funds, these $20 million, to study, quote, the syntax, the language, and the content that gains attention and virality in these spaces. Like, just by saying that, by being so over the top with this and so academic, you've already lost the young men. This is not a science.
You can't back your way into virality. You just have to be cool. And the way you be cool in the modern era is by being yourself and being authentic and not talking down to anyone and not pandering to anyone, which is what the Democrat Party has been doing for years.
Now, another finding that came out of this brilliant study, these $20 million that they're investing, is that the Democrats, based on this study, now believe that they should spend their campaign money to buy ads in video games, because that is what is really going to reach the men. And to that, I say, you know, that could be interesting. That's an interesting tactic.
If only your ads didn't look like this. I'm a man.
I'm a man. I'm a man, man. And I'm man enough. I'm man enough to enjoy a barrel-proof bourbon. Neat. Man enough to cook my steak rare.
That is the best one. This guy. I eat my steak rare. I'm a man. You, sir, you're crossing your freaking legs. You literally, you probably had to take a class to try to look like a straight man. This is an actor. who probably had to talk to his straight friends and say, how do I act like a masculine man? And guess what? They all failed.
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Chapter 4: What are the dangers of Snapchat for minors?
Number one, I would love for the Department of Education to be abolished. I did an entire episode about that and how the world and our country would be a far better place for children if it was abolished. I was homeschooled. I went to public school. I tried private school. My brothers were in boarding school. We have basically tried everything. We know our way around the education system.
And one thing that I think everyone can agree on is that it is not serving children in the best way possible. And people wonder and freak out about Trump trying to defund the education system and disband the Department of Education. And then you see articles like this come out that perfectly explain why our education system might possibly need some serious reform.
Now, this came out this week from the New York Post. Gen Z is signing up for adulting 101 classes because they can't handle even basic life skills. A lot of stuff involves money. Yeah, everything in life involves money. And my generation was apparently not taught how to deal with any of it.
Now, the article reads, Until the 1960s, NYC high schoolers learned to cook, clean, and sew as part of their standard curriculum. In 2025, they'd be lucky if they knew how to do their laundry.
Leitner says that the long-lost home economics class ditched during the women's liberation movement, wow, just another great thing that women's lib brought to our society, that it left behind crucial life lessons for all genders. And that is such an important point because with Women's Lib, when they got rid of home economics, the whole argument was you're trying to force women into the kitchen.
You are subjecting them to this trad wife life. Women can be so much more than just cooks, but it wasn't just women who took those classes. Everybody. Everybody. Had to learn how to do laundry and write a check and manage a home because guess what? We all live in a home. We all have to be adults. But that was all done away with. And so what that student is saying in this article is not wrong.
Home economics classes have decreased around 38% just in the last decade. And based on the research that I did, this is largely thanks to the No Child Left Behind Act, which shifted focus and funding from a more holistic education to focusing on test scores.
One article reads, "'Society couldn't get over the stereotype of the home economics teacher,' says Gayla Randall, an education and program consultant for the Kansas State Department of Education, which is why the name was changed to Family and Consumer Sciences. She says that the rise of testing and No Child Left Behind in public schools led to a dark time for home economics.
Anything that wasn't about a test score was scrutinized." And that is just so backwards because yes, you are trying to educate students and teach them about math and science and reading, but you also were supposed to be teaching them how to be an adult to prepare them for their life after they graduated school. But that has been completely eradicated. So who teaches them that?
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Chapter 5: How is the education system failing our children?
Especially because later on in the footage when they are finally getting off the plane after they go and they handle that little situation, they're walking off and you can see him try to grab Brigitte's hand like, hey, look, everything's fine. And she ignores him. She's like, no, no, I don't want to touch your hand.
So obviously things were not as playful as they were trying to tell us all they were. Now, speaking of bisexual couples, allegedly, I saved my favorite story for last. And that would be the update that I know you all have been waiting for with bated breath. Is Jojo Siwa actually dating a man? Has she fully rejected lesbianism. And guys, I think she might have.
So this story has officially gone full circle. We talked about it about a month ago. JoJo Siwa was on Big Brother. She was peeing in kitty litter boxes in a cat outfit. Do not know, do not ask me to explain that. I mean, she was canoodling up with a man who was not her girlfriend back at home.
She was having these big conversations saying that maybe she's not actually a lesbian, but that she's really queer. She also feels like maybe she doesn't feel like a woman. Maybe she's actually just non-binary. All of this stuff was happening on camera while she was not able to talk to her girlfriend back at home.
Now I did an update in that first episode that I did about it because after we had filmed the episode, Big Brother ended, she left the set and she broke up with her girlfriend back at home. So everybody was speculating. Oh my gosh, is she gonna get with a guy? Is she gonna get with Chris? Is JoJo, for the first time basically ever, is she gonna be with a man?
And guys, it appears that that is officially the case. Maybe she's straight, or at least she is just queer and exploring this side of herself right now. But she has now made her relationship with Chris Instagram and kissing in public official. These are the things that she posted on social media. And then this is what onlookers captured while they are vacationing or doing something.
They were in a pool canoodling. Now she insists that they are not exclusive yet. They are just exploring. They're having a good time together. And that also was not a surprise to me because I feel like I have talked about JoJo Siwa so much in the last couple of years. And I feel like she's always changing some part of herself every couple of months.
She really is just on a journey to find herself, which to be completely honest, I understand because she was a child star. She really didn't have a private personal life. And so now she's an adult and she's trying to figure out her place in the world and everybody's telling her she's one thing and she might feel a different way. And she's like, no, I'm a lesbian. Maybe I'm not.
I'm like a queer icon, whatever is going on. She changes her mind basically every day. So maybe it's a good thing that they're not fully exclusive. but in looking at all these pictures and looking at the videos of her and this guy, Chris, I don't even know who he is. He's some like reality star person. JoJo genuinely looks happier and more natural than she has in years.
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