#250 - Joe Kisses Danny
13 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we dive into Danny's dream where Joe kissed him at a party...we also dive into the ...
#249 - Brotherhood Of The Traveling Pants
06 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, the Loch Ness Monster and if Eben...
#248 - You Ever Watch Cartoons Bang Each Other?
29 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Joe claims he sees colors in peoples names, he may have had TB at one point, suckable foods and cart...
#247 - I Like To Get Choked
22 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we talk about weird sex stuff, our dads doing illegal things, the evolution of porn...
#246 - Time For A Change
15 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Danny and I, discuss what’s been happening in the world. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. ...
#245 - Going To The Club At 16 Years Old
08 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss how fire it was to go clubbing on "Teen Night" & MUCH more! Enjoy. Learn...
#244 - Getting Boners With The Boys
01 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny talks about a strange game he use to play, catching significant others mastur...
#243 - Danny's Getting Circumcised
25 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we talk about Danny's possible future circumcision, TED talks, Joe's Dad not knowin...
#242 - The Adele Weight-Loss Conspiracy Theory
18 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny poops his pants...again, Joe gets in a Twitter war & much more. Enjoy! Learn ...
#241 - Almost Got Stabbed By A Homeless Guy
11 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny has multiple homeless run-ins at 7/11's and whale poop. Enjoy! Learn more abo...
#240 - Watching Women Sleep In A Hotel
04 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss a crazy flight attendant story, Joe's public speaking and if Kim Jon Un ...
#239 - Emailing A Pornstar
27 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss the return of a legendary pornstar, Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choi...
#238 - New Hobby Joe
20 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we hear all about Joe's new quarantine hobbies, animals and lawyer commercials. Enj...
#237 - Please Tell Me She's Dead...
13 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss kissing our dads, fake sleeping, the Kennedy curse and a stabbing...enjo...
#236 - Don't Call It A Comeback
06 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss the legend known as "Tiger King", Joe's YouTube comeback and Danny's mus...
#235 - The Karate Kids
30 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we talk about quarantine life and weird kids who always did karate in gym class. Le...
#234 - Corona Virus, It's Gettin' Real
23 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss...guess? Yeah, it's the corona virus. Learn more about your ad choices...
#233 - Incense Burning Joe
16 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Joe starts becoming addicted to burning incense...typical. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...
#232 - Dying In The Shower
09 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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The Extra Yard - Frankie Alvarez
05 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The man, the myth, the legend himself, Frankie Alvarez has returned...and this time he has some ques...
#231 - Are You On Tik Tok?
02 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss the longevity of TikTok, women screaming, if we close our doors before w...
Barstool Pat & Wayne Jetski - The Extra Yard
27 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we're visited by our buddies from Barstool Breakfast, Pat and Wayne Jetski, this ep...
#230 - Everyone Is Ugly
24 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we talk about a stripper almost falling to her death, if it's wrong to think people...
The Extra Yard - Camille Kostek
20 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Camille Kostek joins us on The Basement Yard to talk about getting the cover of SI. Learn more about...
#229 - 1-800-Hot-Dudes
17 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we visit one of our many favorite pastimes, phone sex hotlines. Enjoy! Learn more a...
The Extra Yard - The LoPriore Brothers
13 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we finally have Danny's brothers Jared and Mike on the show to tell insane stories ...
#228 - Are You Type A or Type B?
10 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Joe and Danny figure out once and for all who has a Type A or Type B personality. E...
The Extra Yard - Tim Dillon
06 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we are joined by stand up comedian Tim Dillon to talk about Learn more about your...
#227 - Are We Going to Get Corona Virus?
03 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss if it's finally time to be afraid Corona Virus. Danny seems to think so,...
The Extra Yard - Nick Colletti
30 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we have stand-up comedian, actor and Vine OG Nick Colleti. Enjoy! Learn more about ...
#226 - You Know What They Say...
27 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we do a bracket of our all time favorite "sayings" and see which one will reign vic...
The Extra Yard - History Hyenas
23 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we are joined by Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas from the "History Hyenas Podcast...
#225 - Hot Astronaut Love
20 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we talk about making love in space, jaying in sensory deprivation tanks and more! E...
The Extra Yard - Frank Alvarez
16 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we are joined by another Basement Yard legend, Frank Alvarez and this episode is ut...
#224 - Hey! Don't Touch The Pope
13 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss who would dominate who, the Pope having to slap woman's hand and playing...
The Extra Yard - Keith Santagato
09 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On the 1st ever Extra Yard, we welcome back a Basement Yard legend! The one, the only...Keith Santag...
#223 - Animal Tested, Not Approved
06 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we talk about Joe becoming a coffee addict, people testing products on animals and ...
#222 - New Year, Crazy Resolutions
30 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we pick some rather strange New Years resolutions. Learn more about your ad choices...
#221 - Santa Banged Your Mom
23 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss the weirdest Christmas songs of all time, Super Sweet 16's, vegan burger...
#220 - Go Bang Your Head Against The Wall
16 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss an 18,000 year old frozen dog, Amazon selling holocaust Christmas orname...
#219 - We're Going Down
09 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we honestly just go off the rails. This is the craziest episode in a long time. Lea...
#218 - What's That Smell?
02 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny & Joe discuss their Top 5 favorite smells of all time, their dads falling dow...
#217 - Growing Your Pits Out
25 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny and Joe discuss his trip to Chicago, losing their virginities, teenagers, gir...
#216 - The Boys Go To Nashville
18 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny and Joe go to Nashville...and Joe doesn't remember a damn thing. Learn more a...
#215 - What Would You Do?
11 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, a kid smacks Danny's dog, Danny has a lumpy bump on his butt, and Joe is here too. ...
#214 - Getting Bodied By Oprah
04 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we celebrate National Nut Day, talk about if the 2020 election will end relationshi...
#213 - A Whole New World
28 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss Christopher Columbus, Joe goes to Disney World & Danny watches Joe's dog...
#212 - Lying To Uber Drivers
21 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we talked about lying to Uber drivers about our fake children and if social media s...
#211 - 24 Hours In Miami
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Joe has a weird flight in Miami & Danny has a "Curb Your Enthusiasm" moment on the ...
#210 - Run Danny Run
07 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode we discuss if Danny can run a sub 10 minute mile, yeah ok pal. Learn more about your...
#209 - What Do My Dreams Mean?
30 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny kisses a boy...kind of. We also try to find out what our dreams mean. Learn m...
#208 - Time To Open Up
23 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we get pretty deep. Like insanely deep. Honestly, that's all you need to know. L...
#207 - Joe Falls Off A Mountain
16 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this two hour episode, we talk about Joe's near death experience hiking in Utah. Learn more a...
#206 - Being Rich Makes You Weird
09 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Let's dive into the whole Jeffrey Epstein saga. It's getting even more out of control. Learn more ab...
#205 - Are You In Love?
02 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss if Joe's actually a mean person, we answer questions about love and if w...
#204 - The Museum of Peen
26 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny and Joe discuss Iceland's Penis Museum, Kenyan farts and much more! Enjoy. ...
#203 - No Power In The Hamptons
19 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Danny & Joe go to the Hamptons, Joe weighs himself & tells us why he hates kids on vacation. Learn m...
#202 - A Cold Case
12 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Danny & Joe embark on a journey of puns, frozen babies, & other things. Learn more about your ad cho...
#201 - Making The World A Better Place
05 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Joe & Danny talk about ways to make the world a better place... kinda. They also di...
#200 - Storming Area 51
29 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the 200th episode of The Basement Yard, we discuss storming Area 51, Bagel Boss, what the meaning...
#199 - Don't Pop My Pimples
22 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss scary kids shows and pimple popping. Learn more about your ad choices. V...
#198 - The Candy Bracket
15 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we find out what candy is the greatest of all time! Learn more about your ad choice...
#197 - Danny Got Fingered
08 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Danny gets fingered and Joe wants to start saying hello to strangers. Enjoy! Learn more about your a...
#196 - Am I An Adult Yet?
01 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss little kids cursing, the fashion show known as the "gym", being an adult...
#195 - Tom Cruise vs. Justin Bieber
24 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss pancakes vs french toast, Bieber challenging Tom Cruise to a fight and D...
#194 - Breaking World Records
17 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Danny & Joe come up with a plan to break some world records. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
#193 - What Turns You On?
10 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss the cultural phenomenon known as Mukbang and what turns us on. Learn mor...
#192 - Would You Sell Your Undies?
03 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss how many times we use the same towel, selling our underwear and a bunch ...
#191 - I Got My First Tattoo
27 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's official, Joe finally gets his first tattoo, Mr.Ratburn is gay and we talk about the true meani...
#190 - Joe's A Psycho
20 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we finally figure out how big of a psycho Joe truly is. Learn more about your ad ch...
#189 - America, The Beautiful
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny and I discuss the history of America and the Founding Fathers. Learn more abo...
#188 - How Healthy Is Your Sperm?
06 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny & Joe talk about pearling, the new website, & try to figure out who has healt...
#187 - What's Your Superpower?
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny & Joe talk about what their superpower would be & that one time Joe cried at ...
#186 - Danny Got a Raise
22 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny gets his long awaited raise...he also has a list of demands for some reason? ...
#185 - You Ever Taste Your Own Pee?
15 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny & Joe talk about wether they've tried their own bodily fluids. ALL of them. L...
#184 - The Friendship Test
08 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Joe takes a friendship test and we discuss rats. Learn more about your ad choices. ...
#183 - We're Afraid To Get Old
01 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny and I discuss getting old, head transplants and donating kidneys to our best ...
#182 - Getting To Know Our Bodies
25 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny and I take a long look at our "bodies". Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...
#181 - Lets Go To Camp
18 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Danny & Joe talk about the pros & cons of going to sleep-away camp. Learn more about your ad choices...
#180 - Kids Say The Darndest Things
11 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny and I talk about how mean children are. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...
#179 - Somebody Better Call The Law
04 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny and I discuss the most cringeworthy TikToks we've ever seen. Learn more about...
#178 - Where Is The Grand Canyon?
25 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Danny & I had no idea where the Grand Canyon was for a second. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...
#177 - Milk, Milk, Lemonade
18 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny and I discuss the deportation of 21 Savage, our dogs and the legend of Milk,M...
#176 - Thirty Years Old
11 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny turns thirty, we discuss reading comments, some of our favorite music and mor...
#175 - Dream Out Your Ass
04 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Danny & I talk about dissecting animals, skydiving, & what it truly means to dream out of your ass. ...
#174 - The White House Dinner Menu
28 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're talking about the delicious, delightful, wondrous, & expensive white house dinner me...
#173 - Hypothetically Speaking
21 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Danny and I ask each other some tough hypothetical questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...
#172 - Butt Hygiene
14 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Davino joins Danny & Joe this week to talk about butt hygiene, surgery, & more! Learn more about you...
#171 - Almost Got Abducted By Aliens
07 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This was the scariest/craziest night of my life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...
#170 - New Year, New Me ... I Think
31 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#169 - The Gift Exchange
24 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Danny & Joe exchange Christmas presents live on the Basement Yard. Learn more about your ad choices....
#168 - Catching Online Predators
17 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Frankie is back to talk about online predators & Chris Hansen. Learn more about you...
#167 - Skating With Mika Zibanejad
10 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Mika Zibanejad of the New York Rangers joins us to talk about life in the NHL & how badly Danny need...
#166 - The Night That Changed Our Lives
03 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
I just.. there's no words to explain the Saturday night that we had. Learn more about your ad choice...
#165 - Getting High On Tampons
26 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Apparently kids are now getting high off tampon juice... yeah, I know. Learn more about your ad choi...
#164 - The Craziest Celebrity Riders
19 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Some celebrities have the craziest demands for what they want in their dressing rooms... Learn more ...
#163 - The Return Of Keith
12 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
My brother Keith is back on the podcast after a long hiatus! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
#162 - Suck That Or Bite That?
05 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today, Danny & I go through a list of foods that people either suck on or bite. Which one do you do?...
#161 - Guess That Fetish
29 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Danny & I play a nice game of Guess That Fetish Learn more about your ad choices. V...
#160 - Sneaking Out & Stealing Cars
22 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A special guest joins us this week! YouTube.com/TheBasementYard Learn more about your ad choices. V...