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Chapter 1: What is the highlight of human civilization according to Scott?
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time.
But if you'd like to try to take your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, for that you need a cup or mug or a glass of tanker gels, a stein, a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens right now. Go. I hope you are doing that at home with your child or your grandchild. Got to start them early. Well, I wonder if there's any new science about the benefits of coffee. Yes, turns out there are.
According to something called In My Bowl... which doesn't sound like a good name for a publication in my bowl. Apparently, coffee can help with erectile dysfunction in men. So that's why you should always have a donut with your coffee. Everybody catching up with that? All right. Got to bring a donut. All right. All right, I thought it was funny, but it's still early.
Chapter 2: How does coffee relate to loneliness in young men?
According to the Gallup poll, the Hill was talking about this. Young American men are lonelier than in other countries. Did you know that? That about 25% of American men under 35 feel lonely, even with a donut. And that's more than other countries. Only the country of Turkey is a little bit lonelier. But don't worry, because Meta has their AI digital friend that's available now.
So you don't need human beings with flesh and blood and the ability to touch you and affect your oxytocin. No, you need a Meta AI digital friend. If I were lonely, I would probably try it. I'd try it. How many of you would give it a try? Because it's not like it's illegal or anything. And it's not expensive. So would it really be the worst thing in the world if you had a digital friend?
Chapter 3: What insights does Scott share about AI digital friends?
I tried a digital friend when AI was brand new, and it was just too lame. It didn't remember you the next time. But they fixed a lot of that stuff. So I don't know. Maybe get yourself a digital friend. It's going to work for some of you. So Microsoft keeps announcing all these upgrades to their version of AI. And I don't know about you, but I don't understand any of them. They're all technical.
It's all stuff like, well, the agentic this or that is now able to interact with with the API of the overextended transistor. It's just a bunch of words. And I'm thinking to myself, if everything that Microsoft does, you can only understand if you're an engineer, it's not really going to replace the engineer.
Because somebody needs to know what all of those jargon words mean and then put them into practice. So I don't know if AI is going to replace as many people as we think.
we did see i did see some stories of some company who replaced 40 of their workload but we also saw a story of a company that did the same thing and then had to add back their humans because the ai agentic stuff didn't work at all so we'll see i saw a video of optimus the robots practicing household chores. It was doing stuff like open the cabinet and take a square of paper towel.
And I was trying to imagine that in the real world. One of the tasks was take the bag of garbage and put it in the outdoor garbage bin. and it puts it in, and it's kind of overfilled, so it can't really close the top. What would happen if that robot were in the real world with humans?
Well, I don't know what relationships you've ever been in, but no two people agree on what you should do if the garbage is overfilled. Sometimes I'll look at it and I'll say, oh, They tell you not to overfill the garbage because they might leave it. They threaten, if the garbage is overfilled, we'll just leave it. And I think, oh, that would be the giant pain in the ass.
I'd have to drag that thing up the driveway again. So if it's me, I might say, I'll just put this extra bag of garbage in the garage in the corner and wait till next week. If I had a woman in the house, she would say, ah, you wimp, put it in there and just, you know, jump on it and squeeze it. And what about filling the dishwasher? Have you ever had this conversation?
My God, you don't know how to fill the dishwasher. You can fit 10 more dishes in there. All right. So as I was watching the poor robot do these household chores, I was mentally running through my head how much criticism they're going to get for doing it wrong because there's no way to do it right.
There's no human way that any two people are going to fill a dishwasher the same way or take the garbage out the same way. There's just no way in the real world. So that'll be fun. Anyway, according to Newsmax, gas prices are going to dip to their lowest level since 2021, adjusted for inflation for Memorial Day, and might stay low for the summer.
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Chapter 4: How are household chore robots perceived?
I'm pretty sure you're the cover-up. Even Jon Stewart was mocking the whole book process. He was mocking more how much they were promoting the book as opposed to telling us what was in it. Because the funny part is, Jon Stewart said, isn't the news...
what you're supposed to be telling us so it's a news person who is sitting there saying in 20 days i'll show you what was in my book and and the audience is sitting there thinking you mean the news why are you going to wait 20 days to tell us the news you're literally sitting at the news desk where news should be dispensed Why are you telling us we have to wait and buy your book to find the news?
You're literally the news guy. Tell us the news. So I think that was a funny Jon Stewart attack. I don't know if you've been watching... Mark Halperin. I guess he would be a podcaster slash journalist. And he was talking to Joe Scarborough and trying to hold his feet to the fire, so to speak. And Scarborough, he wasn't backing down.
He said that he personally never saw those days when Biden was having a bad day. And he said that Biden would call him in the middle of the night. I mean, because he went to bed early because of the show. So it wasn't the real middle of the night. And that they would have long talks about policy. And it was all totally coherent. And he'd have lunch with them. And it would be completely coherent.
Well, we only have him to believe. But it's possible. It's possible. It's actually possible that Biden made sure he was in good shape before he ever talked to Scarborough. Maybe. It's not completely impossible. What is impossible is that Scarborough didn't notice what the rest of us noticed, that publicly he looked halting and would forget things and wander around and stuff. You never notice that?
Or did he say to himself, well, every time I talk to him, he's fine. So that's the part of the counts. You know, it's not my job to defend Scarborough, but it's a little bit hard to imagine he didn't notice what all the rest of us noticed. Now, one of the things that Mark Halperin is doing on his podcast is he's going hard at the media for ignoring the story.
But he also tells a story of, I think after the day right, where he was at a, I think a book event in 2017. And he observed with his own eyes, Biden essentially falling apart mentally. And he said to himself at the time, oh my God, Biden's just completely gone. And I don't remember Mark Halperin telling us that, do you?
So every single day, Halperin is doing a podcast where he's talking about people who didn't tell you the obvious, that Biden was defective. At the same time, he's telling us that he was completely aware of it in 2017. I don't remember one single time that Mark Halperin told us that Biden was mentally incapable.
So watching the media try to grapple with the fact that they didn't tell you the opposite or didn't tell you on time and trying to assign the blame to other people is a little bit weird. The fact that they're getting away with it all is crazy. And then here's my favorite part.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of Biden's autopen controversies?
25, 25, 25.
Look at that. You're correct. The question was... What percentage, according to Rasmussen, don't consider it likely the media were complicit in covering it up? 27% of people polled. 27% do not believe the media was complicit in covering it up. That's the whole story. Come on. The whole story is that the media was complicit in covering it up.
If the only people who were complicit were the politicians, I mean, that would be a big story. But it would also be business as usual. Oh, of course the politicians are lying and spinning and using hyperbole. But the fact that the media... Were there little lapdogs in covering it up? That's the story. That's the whole story. That's the big part.
That's the part you have to worry about for next time. Because you already knew that the politicians would lie about whatever the next thing is. That's not news. But did you know that the news would just literally make shit up and tell you that you weren't seeing what you were seeing? That's the story.
So the fact that the media has convinced 27% of viewers that they were not the problem is pretty exciting. Well, we also learn from the book. Biden and his staff held a fake town hall in the fall of 2024 just to give some clips that they could use for their campaign. So they didn't want to take a chance with a real town hall. So he never had a real town hall as part of his campaign.
But they thought, all right, we'll do a fake one where they They go to Delaware, where everybody loves them, and it's all his supporters. And they'll just do a bunch of fake questions with answers he would already have. So all he really had to do was essentially read the answers they'd given to him. And he couldn't do enough things right that they could even get some clips they could use.
They ended up shit canning the entire thing because he was so feeble that he didn't say a single thing they could put on a clip with their multiple cameras or anything. And then they blamed it on poor lighting. It's just layers of lies. Just one lie on top of another. It was the lighting.
And then poor Whoopi Goldberg and the ladies of The View, they're trying to deal with the fact that they've been essentially revealed as absolute morons in front of the world. So the way Whoopi's decided to try to deal with it is, she says, but my question is, why is this important to know now? What difference at this point does it make?
It just seems to me, you know, we've got a lot of stuff to be concerned about at the moment. So we should just ignore that we've been gaslit for four years with a mentally incompetent guy as our leader. It's like, let's just ignore that. Well, here's the answer, Whoopi. This is telling us who to trust next time.
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Chapter 6: What did Jake Tapper reveal about Biden's mental state?
Yeah, I don't think it's necessarily the boycott, but it's hard to tell. Well, if you don't know it already, Representative Nancy Mace was quite bold this morning. So there's a backstory here that I didn't know about. which apparently her ex-fiancé, this Patrick Bryant, is being accused of taking secret videos of women having sex with him and being naked.
And one of those women was Nancy Mace when they were together. And she's decided to go after him hard. And although she's mentioned him many times, she decided to show video in Congress, very large pictures, that included her own naked body. Now it's grainy, black and white, but it's still her naked. And remember I've told you that freedom from embarrassment is a superpower? Well, there it is.
There it is. This is something you couldn't do unless you had come to grips with the question of embarrassment. And she's decided that, and she's already done this, so it's already done this morning. She pushed through the risk of embarrassment and all the things that will happen and, you know, there's going to be, it'll follow her forever, et cetera, and did it anyway.
Now, that's how you take control from the alleged rapist and alleged photo taker. It's where you basically take your power back. And it all starts with not being afraid of embarrassment. Now, there's another thing that I teach you, which is the difference between wanting something and deciding something. She has been wanting for some time that this gentleman gets some legal treatment.
I guess he's walking free and even suing some people who have accused him. But she's clearly moved to deciding. When you move from wanting something to happen to deciding it's going to happen, you do this. And I'm so impressed at the bravery and, you know, just the, I guess the mental strength this required. Very impressive. Now, I don't know if it'll get the results she wants.
I think she's trying to figure out some way to hold them accountable in a legal sense. I don't know the details there. But holy cow. I don't know what else to say. You know, the freedom from embarrassment, the power that she took back, the deciding over wanting, just all very impressive. So we'll see where this goes. Well, the big old Trump and Republican budget bill
is sufficiently complicated that the public won't know what's in it. Now, if you were the Democrats, how would you treat that? If you knew the public would not be able to look at the details of the bill and really understand it, what would you do? Well, the first thing you do is say that it's stealing from the poor to give money to the rich. And you would just say that every day.
Taking it from the poor and giving it to the rich. Taking it from the poor and giving it to the rich. And that's what they're doing. And by the way, that will totally work. It's the Hitler approach. Because what Hitler would do is just tell a big lie and then just repeat it endlessly. You know, as long as the media was willing to show that story. They can do that.
Now, they may not be completely wrong, by the way, because they can make their case based on the details of the bill, because they would say it cuts Medicaid. What would the Republicans say? Would the Republicans say it cuts Medicaid? No. They would say, you can have Medicaid. You just have to get off the couch and either do some public service or go to school or get a job if you're able-bodied.
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Chapter 7: How does media complicity affect public perception?
But I agree with Dave Chappelle. who humorously says that because he's rich, he has more in common with rich white people than poor anybody. Now, he does the comedy version of that, but I'd say that smart has the same effect, that the smartest black person and the smartest white person have more in common with each other than either of them do with the dumbest people of any color.
And we just ignore that like it doesn't matter. It's the most predictable part of life that smart people do better. There's nothing more predictable than that. And we act like it's this whole host of other things. Not really. Smart people are doing pretty well. But if we fix schools, it should help a whole bunch of people who are maybe below the smartest level and all they need is a little boost.
That would make a big difference. So I'm all for it. Apparently Secretary Hag-Seth has ordered a comprehensive view of Biden's botched Afghanistan withdrawal. Do we really need that? Or is that just lawfare? I feel like we should know more about that. I worry about Mark Milley.
And if I were the Secretary of Defense, I would want to know if I still employed somebody who was a complete moron and ruined things there and got people killed. So, yeah, I guess we have to look into it. Even if you think you'd like to put it in your rearview mirror, you probably need to know. You probably need to know what went wrong.
CNN is reporting that Israel is, quote, making preparations to strike Iranian nuclear facilities, to which I say, that's not news. It would be news if they actually struck the nuclear facility. It's never news when a military prepares for the most obvious things that the military might be asked to do.
And the most obvious thing that the Israel military might be asked to do is attack the Iran nuclear facilities. So when you say that they're preparing for it, I say that's just their job. Of course they're preparing. It doesn't tell you anything about whether they're going to do it. I would say it's probably a coin toss, maybe a 50-50, that they would actually do it.
And maybe that's just part of the propaganda so that Iran feels a little more pressure. But yeah, the United States, have you seen these stories before? It'll be stuff like the U.S. is preparing a military option against Greenland, to which I say, of course they are. Do you know what else they have a military option for? Everything. Probably not Canada.
But yeah, I mean, if there's any chance at all that they would be asked to do something, of course they've got it. What about Panama? Now, it turns out we didn't need to get militaristic with Panama, but do you think the military prepared? Do you think they prepared for military action in Panama? Well, I hope so. That would be exactly their job to prepare, even if they're not asked to do it.
According to Arab News, I don't know how accurate that is, but US expects Russia to make an offer to Zelensky for ending the war. Now, I can only laugh when I hear that. What kind of offer do you think Putin's gonna make to end the war? It's going to be so outrageously one-sided that we're just going to look at it and laugh. He doesn't want to end the war.
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