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Chapter 1: What are the latest stock market trends?
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Chapter 2: Why is there an American Pope now?
We've never had an American pope. And I heard some people who know what they're talking about say that in the past, when they considered American candidates to be pope, I guess that would have been the cardinals, they decided that they didn't want to make it look like America owned everything. Like America has the biggest military, has the biggest economy.
And they didn't want it also to be looking like it was leading the Catholic Church. So apparently the thinking was that they wouldn't select an American pope until America was in decline. just so it wouldn't look like America was getting everything, all the good stuff. So, well, I don't know. Is America in decline? Has the Catholic Church just basically indirectly given us the warning?
I guess we could have an American Pope now. Looks like you're all in decline. Let's see if this is working. Hmm. But the American Pope, I guess he grew up in Chicago and went to Villanova and he was a math major and he speaks five languages. And good luck. Good luck to him. We'll see.
You know, it feels like, I'm just going to speculate, it feels like if the Catholic Church wanted to have more influence in, let's say, big things that America is involved in, it probably would help a lot that they've got an American pope.
Because don't you think the American pope, somebody else said this, I'm borrowing this idea, don't you think the American pope could pick up the phone and just call Trump? Of course he could. They could just have a phone call. Whereas I don't think there's ever been a pope Is there? When was the last time there was a pope who spoke English and, well, there's never been an American one.
So you know Trump would take the call and he'd probably just hang out with him if he wanted to. He'd probably have dinner with him. So it might be one of the most genius things the Catholics have come up with if they want to have some kind of more influence on things they care about like immigration and the environment, etc. So we'll see how that works out.
In other incredibly important news, Melania Trump unveiled a U.S. stamp honoring Barbara Bush. So I guess it was a little dicey about who would be unveiling it because, you know, President Trump has said such bad things about the Bush family in the past. He was the wrong choice. So Melania was probably exactly the right choice. And not many of the Bush family showed up.
I guess some cousins or something showed up. But all I can say about the Barbara Bush stamp is, personally, I'd be afraid to lick it. But that's just me. That's just me. That's the oldest joke in the world. You knew somebody was going to say that. According to the New York Post, there's this top ex-NASA official who claims that he saw a large white flying saucer in a big warehouse that had a U.S.
Air Force logo, and he was told it was using the alien technology that they'd captured. So he claims that he... He once actually saw it himself. Dr. Gregory Rogers. And it was part of a secretive project. Now, how many of you think that's true? Do you think this story is true? And the U.S. Air Force built their own UFO based on alien technology? I have one word for you. Nope.
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Chapter 3: What happened to Cameron Kinsey on Fox News?
So yeah, there might be some fun coming there. Well, let's check how I did on my prediction about the UK trade deal. You remember yesterday I said when the trade deal was being announced, I said that the left-leaning media would say it's no big deal and it's a special case and it really is not indicative of anything good happening and it wouldn't be much benefit whatsoever to America?
Well, that's exactly what happened. That's exactly what happened. But it is a small deal. And apparently our trade imbalance with the UK was never much of anything to worry about anyway. But it looks like what the things they've talked about anyway, it's not a signed deal. It's more of a memo of understanding kind of situation.
So in exchange for the UK purchasing Boeing jets and giving American farmers more access to the UK, the US is going to allow Rolls-Royce jet engines to be imported tariff-free. Is that all? There will still be a 10% tariff on the UK, which is way up from, what, 2.4%. And apparently we had a trade... We didn't have a trade deficit with the UK. They were buying more than we were buying from them.
So it looks like it was a pretty... small potatoes deal. It was the easiest one to do because there wasn't much going on that either side cared about too much, I guess. So on one sense, I think the critics were right. It's not really indicative of anything else that's going to happen anywhere else. It was the easy one. It was a special case. However,
there's not really any chance that that's the only trade deal. So the fact that the easy one went first probably doesn't tell you much of anything. It just, that would be the obvious one to go first. So we'll see. In other good news, according to the Postmillennial, the world's second largest carmaker, which is the Volkswagen Group, and I guess they own... Do they own Audi? I think they do.
And they're going to look to move production to the United States, at least for Audi. And that wouldn't be another big deal. Yeah, Trump is saying it's great for American farmers and ranchers. Well, good.
So the one thing that Trump promised us appears to be real, which is that big companies will move their production into the United States if they can, and the car manufacturers are probably among the ones who would have the easiest time moving their production. So it looks like it's happening.
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Chapter 4: What is the controversy surrounding Judge Jeanine Pirro?
And we'll end up getting mad and we'll say bad things and we'll just go racing toward the ledge that we can't possibly survive, which is uncontrolled death. Do any of you think there's any chance that the budget is going to have any self-control whatsoever? I don't think so. And I don't think the Doge savings are even big enough that they'll show up at all. I don't think any of it was real.
So that's what I think. Trump said today that he might cut tariffs on China to 80% from 145. And that would be before the weekend talks in Switzerland between the United States and Chinese representatives. And I don't understand this. Why would he offer to cut the tariffs before the negotiations? That would be like negotiating with yourself.
Unless, you know, maybe he has some indication that China is going to be flexible and he wants to make sure that he looks like he was a little bit flexible himself. I don't know. But the funny part is that when he posted about it on Truth, he referred to Scott Besant as Scott B. Scott B. Because of Besant. But the good news is I'm still Scott A. So wouldn't you rather be Scott A than Scott B?
Makes him my backup. But he's cool, too. He's cool, too. I like Scott B. I don't know if you heard this, but Steve Scalise is complaining that apparently we know now from some documents that have recently become available that the FBI... deliberately withheld facts about the congressional baseball shooting, which included Steve Scalise as one of the victims of the shooting.
And at the time, they said that the motivation was suicide by cop. In other words, they said that the guy doing the shooting wanted to die in sort of an exciting way, so that's what he did. Apparently, that was totally made up. and that the FBI knew at the time it was completely politically motivated and it was simply left-wing violence.
Why do you think the FBI reported it as suicide by cop, which would be a non-political thing, instead of exactly what it was, which was a left-wing person who got turned into an extremist by the propaganda? Well, The only reason I can think of is that the FBI was politicized. But Kash Patel seems to have fixed that by releasing some extra documents.
So yes, the FBI, as recently as the congressional baseball shootings, which wasn't that long ago, were politicized. And so their work could not be trusted. Do you think that changed? Here's an interesting study by George Mason University is talking about it.
So they did a study where they were trying to figure out in advance which businesses were likely to manipulate or bend their earnings reports, essentially fraudulently make claims about their earnings so that their stock wouldn't go down. So they used AI to see if they can identify the language that's used when they're hiring people for the job of reporting the earnings and doing the calculating.
And they found out that the ones who were planning to cheat and planning to lie about their earnings, when they were hiring people to be the main person who would do that kind of work, they use rule-bender sentences. So the rule-bender sentences would be that they're looking for somebody who can think outside the box, explore alternative solutions, and strategic data interpretation.
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