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Chapter 1: What is the highlight of human civilization according to Scott Adams?
Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. You've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels you can't even understand with your tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or mug or a glass, a tank of Chelsea Stein, a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind.
Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine at the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and darn it, it's going to happen right now. Go. That's the good stuff. Well, let's start with the fake news first. We might get to something that's somewhat real.
So I saw a headline, I think it was in The Hill, said that top vaccine official at FDA resigns, citing RFK Jr. misinformation. Now, if you saw that headline, would you think that the top vaccine official decided he couldn't work there because RFK Jr. was full of misinformation, because that's what it says. But if you read the article, it says that he was asked to resign or be terminated.
Chapter 2: What does Scott Adams think about the FDA vaccine official's resignation?
In other words, he was fired. So first he's fired, and then he's disgruntled, and then he says that RFK Jr. only wants misinformation. I wouldn't take any of that seriously. If you fire somebody in that situation, what do you think they're going to say? Do you think they're going to say, you know, RFK Jr. was really right. I wasted my entire career. Everything I believed was probably wrong.
I just don't want to stay around to figure it out. No, no. They're going to say that the new boss is terrible. And if you understood how bad that new boss is, you would understand that they had to quit. I mean, it was a matter of principle. Fake news. Here's probably fake news. The Post Millennial is reporting that, well, the Post Millennial is not the fake part. They got the story right.
But Annapolina Luna says that NBC has a video that allegedly shows Lee Harvey Oswald and attending the event at the time of the shooting. And if that were true, he could not have been the lone shooter up in the window because you can't be in two places at the same time. And so they have some source that says that NBC has been sitting on this video forever. And do you think that's true?
Chapter 3: Is there evidence of Lee Harvey Oswald being at the Kennedy shooting?
Do you think NBC has a video? This shows Lee Harvey Oswald sort of hanging out at a place that means he couldn't have been the shooter. I'm going to take a really big bet against that being true. Here's what I think is true. Have you seen the old grainy black and white videos from the Kennedy shooting? You could find any one of us in that crowd because we all look like blotches.
Here would be a good test. Do you think you couldn't find somebody who looks just like me standing in the crowd? Of course you could. Now, I was only six years old or something when it happened. But could you find me in the crowd? Yes, you could.
Do you think that most of you, if you're, I think, mostly white guys at the time, do you think if you were a 40-year-old white guy, do you think there was no video of that day that showed a blotchy black and white guy that looks a lot like you? So first of all, I don't believe it exists. Secondly, even if it did exist, NBC is the last entity that would give it to you.
Because I don't know personally, but NBC has often been accused of being in bed with the CIA. So do you think you're ever going to see that video and you're going to look at it and you say, oh, that is clearly Lee Harvey Oswald. You can see it so clearly? I'm going to bet against it. If you do see something, it's going to be a blotch.
And if you don't see something, that would be more understandable. So I wouldn't wait for that. According to Musk's Doge team, you know, they're getting rid of a lot of government facilities, and some of them would include the ability to make a phone call or the ability to go in person to do this or that retirement thing.
But they're thinking of building what they call an Apple Store-like experience. Now, I assume that means actually a place you go to. And it does seem to me that that would be the right model if they could do it. The thing I love about the Apple Store is that you can go there for your phone or your watch or your laptop or any of their products, and they can help you.
So wouldn't it make sense to have a Apple-like quality store where you could go for whatever your government normal process is? So you're trying to get Medicare, you're trying to get Social Security, you're trying to work out anything. And there's a genius standing there, and they just work it out while you're standing there. That would be pretty awesome. And what an improvement, my God.
Now, it's a big... That's a pretty big goal. You know, it would be pretty expensive on its own. But I love the fact that they're thinking in those terms. You know, thinking big is what we need. So, yeah, keep thinking big. I think they can do it. Believe it or not, according to Breitbart News, Neil Monroe is writing about this.
You know how the coyotes, this would be the cartel members who are helping to transport the illegal migrants across the border. Well, apparently they have a new business model. And the new business model is helping migrants that are already across the border get the hell back home.
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Chapter 4: What is the new business model of coyotes regarding illegal migrants?
But James Carville, maybe a month or two ago, had said, the best thing you can do is to just lay low, don't do anything, and just wait for the Republicans to self-destruct. Well, instead of that... Trump is more popular than ever, Doge is still popular.
But he was very clever because the one thing he knew for sure is that sooner or later his fake news compatriots would find something that wasn't a big deal and they'd turn it into a big deal through the power of the media. And that's what Signalgate was. So now Carville has re-merged And he says, what tense are we in, as in past tense or current tense? He goes, what tense are we in?
Is it collapsing, talking about the Trump administration, or has it collapsed? Is it collapsing or has it collapsed? Do you notice the fake choice? He's good at this. He's very good at it. He can only decide between is it collapsing or has it collapsed. Those are the only choices. He goes, that's the only argument to have. Well, he says it directly.
He wants to make sure you're not thinking about anything else. He goes, and I was wrong. I said Memorial Day. It's before April Fool's Day, which the Trump administration should make a national holiday because it so accurately represents who they are. So the new Democrat talking point, which apparently has virtually no backing in the real world,
is that the American people are turning on the Trump administration. You know, the one that's more popular than it's ever been. And none of this is true. But Carville is not dumb. He knows that if you create a narrative, that things will stick to it. So his narrative is, there's chaos. It's all falling apart. There's chaos. And then any little thing
that the fake news finds to say about Doge or about Trump, you're just going to stick that to it. Say, oh, yeah, yep, Garville was right. The administration's falling apart. Now, I would submit to you that you can tell who's brainwashed and or is a brainwasher by one word. Let's see if you know what it is. There's one word that sometimes Republicans use it, but it's just sort of a
fight back or it's used in an ordinary way. But there's one word that the Democrats use consistently that shows that they're not actually using the thinking. And the word is chaos. If you say chaos, how do you prove there's chaos? Well, you listen to the news, but the news is fake. So the news and the pundits are going to tell you there's chaos all day long.
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Chapter 5: How is TikTok's potential sale related to the Sovereign Wealth Fund?
If you turned on Abby Phillip, that show, let's say tomorrow, what are the odds that one of those people would say, it's chaos, it's chaos? That's brainwashing. Now, it might be that they're brainwashed, but it's a little more likely that they're brainwashers and they're trying to get you.
If you went to one of the protests, like the anti-Tesla protests, where you stop somebody in the street and you say, why are you so anti-Trump? What are they likely to say, given that they don't know anything about anything? They don't know if Doge is working or not working. They don't know if the savings are real or not real. They don't know really anything.
They're going to look right at you and say, it's just chaos. That Trump is just chaos. If that's all they have, that's just brainwashing. And for the most part, that's all they have. Yeah. Carville got the chaos. So I would say James Carville is concerned that the Trump administration is collapsing. It's collapsing. It's collapsing.
I'm going to delegate that to the Department of Imaginary Concerns because that's why we created it. The Department of Imaginary Concerns handles all the things that Democrats are worried about or talking about but aren't the least bit real. So the Department of Imaginary Concerns will handle the collapsing, all the collapsing and the chaos. We'll handle that.
Meanwhile, this is also from Mario Norfolk. He's looked at the Doge Clock, which is published. So you can see for yourself what's been saved. As I said, $257 billion. That's how much has been drained out of the swamp. Now, as a rule, here's my new rule. I'm not going to believe any number about Doge. I'm not going to believe any anecdote. And I'm not going to believe any total numbers.
And when I see a number like that, and I don't know if it's over 10 years or over one year or it's already saved or it might be saved or it could be saved under the ideal conditions or maybe it'll be saved, but you'll have to spend a bunch of other money to replace some portion of it. I don't believe anything. Now, I do think, in all likelihood, Doge is doing an amazing job, in all likelihood.
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Chapter 6: What does Scott Adams say about Disney's DEI policies and FCC investigation?
but I'm not going to believe any of the numbers. You know, I've been bitten how many times by repeating some anecdote like the condoms for Hamas. That was never real, right? So I'm going to assume that the criticisms of Doge are all fake and that the Doge numbers are probably directionally correct, but I wouldn't believe any specific numbers. There's just too many ways to count things.
There's probably a lot of assumptions and opinion that go into deciding how much you really saved. Here's an update on SignalGate, you know, the Signal app and how Jeffrey Goldberg somehow mysteriously got attached to it. What are the odds that after this many days have gone by, we don't know the answer to the following question? Who added him and how did that happen?
Because remember, Mike Walsh says that he doesn't know him and didn't have his phone number. But you would need the phone number to add him, and he got added by Mike Walsh's account. Now, some are saying, well, but it could have been his assistant, Alex Wong. How long would it take to find out if Alex Wong is the person who had access to the phone?
Even if you don't know he did it, do you know if he ever had access to the phone? Was there ever a time? when Mike Waltz would hand him the phone and say, hey, can you create this chat group? Add this guy, this guy, this guy. This is the worst cover-up of all time. You know, I thought this was a sort of a non-problem. But there is some serious lying going on at this point.
And I feel like I would just be dishonest if I don't call it out. I still don't think it's important. And I will tell you that yesterday, for probably the fifth time, I sent a personal message to the wrong person on text. Probably for the fifth time. Now, in my defense, I've got several people with the same first name.
And I've got two people who have the first two letters of their last name are the same. Now, I was a speed reader. I learned speed reading when I was a kid. And one of the things you learn is you don't read whole words. You just read enough of the word until you know what it must be. So it's just faster that way.
So if I say the first name is correct and the first two letters of the last name are the ones I'm looking for, I don't ask myself how many people have those same first two letters. I just hit that damn thing. And I did send a pretty personal message to the wrong person. They're both guys. It wasn't anything naughty because they're both male. But how many of you have done that?
It's the most ordinary thing in the world. But in my case, both of those people are in my contacts. So we really don't know. I mean, really? We don't know why Jeffrey Goldberg was on Mike Walsh's contact list? Really? After all these days, we don't know that? I don't know. Now, I could see that maybe it was a stalemate. I could imagine a case where Walsh says, you know what?
Two people had access to it. It was a mistake. But since neither of us believe we made the mistake, Alex Wong doesn't say he made the mistake, and I don't remember making it. But how did it get there in the first place? How did it get there? Now, I will tell you something else that maybe the news is not telling you. It's not that unusual for, let's say, a Republican at a high level
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Chapter 7: How does Scott Adams view the admissions process for top colleges?
i need money everybody needs money and if they don't have a second you know practical way to get it you're going to turn to the government but what if the government is super successful people who think you should go make your own money well in that case you might try to bring them down you might try to embarrass them you might try to destroy them publicly until
They think that their best move to become a functioning member of society is to give away lots of their money to people who need it. So I think what you're seeing is this large mating instinct failure of the Democrats being channeled into these protests. Now, of course, it doesn't mean every single person. It never means that.
But, wow, you know, if you look at the crowds, they don't look like they're real successful in the mating category. You know what I mean? So look for that. And then Dr. Insensitive Jerk points out, that if you look at who the leaders are on the Democrats, they're almost anti-success people.
It's people like Bernie Sanders, who's never done anything successful, or Joe Biden, who's never made money outside of probably crime, and Elizabeth Warren, who's kind of suspect, you know, for how she gets so much money. So Republicans seem to be, let's just do the best job and you can make your money, we'll make our money. And the Democrats are, we don't know how to make money. Can we get yours?
So that's what this is. That's what it looks like to me. Meanwhile, the White House Correspondents Association, you know, they always do that dinner where they have somebody who's like a Dean Martin roast. It feels like you've gone back in time. And it started out with both sides, Democrats and Republicans used to go. But then they turned into a Democrat hellhole like everything else, it seems.
And Trump isn't going, which is a good call. And they had hired some totally anti-Trump comedian to be the roaster in chief. And she's already been fired. Because I guess they realized there was no point in having it if it's only Democrats. So Amber Ruffin. She had declared at one point that no one wanted President Trump to attend or even be in the same room with him. Really?
And then for months... the head of that organization that ignored the objections. But on Saturday, they said she was unanimously sacked. Now, it seems like that entire event doesn't make any sense. It's just a relic of the past. And once it becomes just a Democrat event, it has no real reason to exist. I mean, it's not really about
getting everybody together so they know each other and they can network. I don't know. It looks like the whole thing should be canceled. Well, Trump, just to be provocative, but he's also a good negotiator, says of Greenland that he won't rule out using military force if he has to take it. Now, you might say to yourself, but he said he wants them to determine their own fate, and he does.
But it's always smart to never rule out any of your tools. Because it makes other people say, but he might. Did he mean that? He hasn't ruled it out, but does that mean he's going to? So that's the uncertainty play that he likes to use. I suspect there's a low chance that he's going to do that.
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Chapter 8: What are the implications of AI in music according to Scott Adams?
Do you like peace? You like peace, right? So obviously that would be a good thing to fund. So what is that group been up to? Oh, they're arguing that the Taliban should not stop the growing of poppies in the heroin trade, which the Taliban is now successfully doing. So the Taliban is trying to get Afghanistan completely out of the
poppy heroin trade, which is something the United States couldn't do. Now, I heard, and I can't confirm this, that the reason we didn't want to close that down, according to some CIA assets said this, is because almost all of that heroin from Afghanistan was going into Iran. It wasn't going to the United States. Now, I can't confirm that,
But it would make sense why the USAID would be funding a group that was arguing they should keep the poppy growth because it's good for the economy. That's actually what they argued in writing. They argued that it was good for the economy of Afghanistan and it would be devastating for them to stop making heroin. Now, that only makes sense if we thought the heroin one was not coming into the US.
Now, I'm going to give you an anecdotal point, and maybe some of you have your own anecdotes to either back it up or refute it. If you know anybody who's a drug addict, ask them when was the last time they had actual heroin, even if that used to be their drug of choice. I think what you're going to find out is that sometimes they think they're getting it, but it's just fentanyl.
So I think our current situation is that fentanyl is completely replaced heroin, partly because it's maybe cheaper, more available, more powerful. And the addicts have figured out how to handle it. I hate to say that. But the addicts that haven't died have learned how to handle the dosage so that they're a little less likely to die. So I think that might be what's going on.
that we want to keep that in play, and then the Taliban are saying, nope, we don't want to be the heroin company, which makes sense. I hate to support the Taliban. I hate to be on the side of the Taliban, but the Taliban at least is consistent. How about no? How about our country is not the heroin producer of the world? Now, I'm not supporting the Taliban.
They got some bad opinions too, plenty of them. but at least they're consistent. Well, I told you yesterday that Iran had rejected direct talks with the U.S., but they're okay with indirect talks going through some third-party country. Now, the AP is reporting on this. Don't you think that's nothing but a stall? So Iran can pretend that they're doing something that looks like maybe progress?
But if they're not talking directly and they're talking through some third party, it's going to be a whole bunch of, well, the third party says we got a deal. And then Iran says, no, we don't. And then they go back and then they think they have a deal and they say, well, it looks like the third parties have worked on a deal. And then Iran says, no, we didn't.
And basically it's exactly the same as not talking at all, but it gives them the cover of looking reasonable. Because they said, hey, we'll do some indirect talks. How about that? That's not nothing. No, it's worse than nothing. It gives them cover for doing nothing. It's worse than nothing. That's what I think. There were some more Houdi attacks. One of the questions, attacks on the Houdis.
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