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Chapter 1: What is the highlight of human civilization?
Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, the best time you've ever had in your whole life. But if you'd like to take that up a level, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or chalice, a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
Chapter 2: What is the simultaneous sip and its significance?
And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine at the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it's going to happen right now. Go. Extraordinary. So good. Well, after the show today, Owen Gregorian will be hosting a Spaces on X. That's the audio-only service. And that'll be a few minutes after I'm done this morning.
Chapter 3: How does intermittent fasting affect performance?
So if you want a little extra on a Saturday, and who doesn't want extra? You all want extra. That's where you'll get it. Let's see what else is going on. According to the Daily Mail, scientists have discovered that intermittent fasting could boost bedroom performance, especially for older men. So intermittent fasting could boost bedroom performance.
Chapter 4: Can a robot dog inspire leadership in humans?
Now, coincidentally, I haven't had anything to eat in about 18 hours. So if I suddenly need to take a break, you'll know why. Because of science. According to Reichenman University, it's funny that they even tested this, a robot dog can inspire emergent leadership in humans. Meaning that if you have a robot dog and you tell the robot dog to act like one of the humans is the leader,
The other humans will just go along with it. So you can literally have a robot dog choose the human leader in a group, and everybody else will be like, seems reasonable to me. If the robot dog's okay with it, I'm okay with it. But I think the larger risk is robot persuasion. Do you know how influential a robot's going to be?
Chapter 5: What are the latest advancements in robotic technology?
If a robot dog can determine which human is in charge, and apparently they've tested it and it can, what else can the robot dog do? I mean, next thing I know, I'm going to be peeing on fire hydrants if the robot dog tells me to. Speaking of robots, there's now a tiny little robot that they can put in your body, according to the University of Leeds.
It's a tiny magnetic robot, and it can take 3D scans of things like tumors and stuff like that. So the one they have now is for colorectal cancer. So I'm going to say it was only a matter of time before somebody shoved a robot up your ass. It's here, the robot that goes up your ass. I'm sure it does good work up there, but... I just knew it would come to this.
Hey, Scott, do you think there'll be so many robots that eventually one of them will be shoved up your ass? I would have said, hmm, you know, now that you make me think about it, I think yes. Well, it's here. Well, the U.S. Army, according to NextGenDefense.com, as a high-speed 3D-printed kamikaze drone. So now you can use 3D printing to make a drone. But they don't say which parts.
I can't imagine you can print the metallic parts. I mean, you can print metal, but I don't really think you can print the entire drone. Doesn't seem like it. But if you can do most of it, that would be pretty impressive. So it's all drones. You can have your 3D printed drone, which is great for terrorists. So if any of you are terrorists, 3D printed drone, it's coming.
And there's also going to be all these drone killers now. They've got all these anti-drones with missiles and stuff. So you can have drones fighting drones before they even get to us. Well, according to Variety, they had an idea for making movie theaters more inviting because I guess not enough people are going to movies. And their idea is to allow pot smoking and texting in the movie.
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Chapter 6: How are movie theatres trying to attract audiences?
John Nolte at Breitbart's writing about this. And I have the following question. How high would you have to be in order to enjoy watching Snow White or Wicked or any of the new movies. I've experimented with it at home and Personally, I can tell you that there's no level of... It's impossible to get high enough to enjoy Snow White or Wicked. I've experimented with it, so you don't have to.
In theory, there would be this tiny window where you'd start enjoying the movie, but you wouldn't be so high that you would fall asleep. Snow White doesn't have a window. You can get as high as you want and you won't enjoy the movie until you fall asleep. That's it. There's no window in which that movie is good. And I love the fact that the movie industry has given up on making better movies.
So somehow they think the problem is not the quality of the movie. They think it's something about the movie theater experience. No, it's the movies. The movies are terrible. You can't get people in a theater for terrible stuff. But I like the thinking of variety. And I wonder how you can extend that.
Because it seems to me that almost everything would be better if you could be really high while you're doing it. Like, do you know how high I would have to be to go visit the pyramids and have a good time? If I were not, I'd be, you know, how long is the airline flight from here to the pyramids?
You know, it's going to be like spend all day on an airplane and get into the airplane and getting off the airplane and getting a cab and going to the pyramids. And then when I stand there, I'm pretty sure my entire impression would be, yeah, I thought it would be big. It's very big. It's made out of rocks and very big ones, very big rocks. And it's shaped like a pyramid.
And I would immediately have the impression that I'd watched enough television shows about pyramids that I didn't really need to see it in person. So I don't know how I'd have to be to see a pyramid, but I don't think it's possible. The New York Post, coincidentally, was talking about the same thing. And apparently there's some movie theaters that are experimenting with pickleball in the lobby.
Can you think of a worse idea than having the sound of pickleball in the lobby of your movie theater? I assume there's only like one quart that they can fit in there. But pickleball is the most obnoxiously loud sound Sounding game. That's the last thing you want to see when you're going to a movie. Now, they're putting a bar in there.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of Biden's administration's plans?
And some of them, they're experimenting with sing-alongs so that you can get over how bad the movie is. But because the sing-along would be the thing. And they're looking at live events like boxing matches and stuff like that. That's actually a good idea. And allowing texting. Allowing texting. Allowing texting. Have any of you ever been to a movie with a woman? Do all women text during movies?
You tell me in the comments. Have you ever been to a movie with a woman, maybe below a certain age? Don't they all text during the movie? I've never seen an exception. No? Just the ones I know? All right. Well, I won't make that generalization. Maybe it's just the ones I know. Apparently, the Democrats during Biden's administration had a plan for what would happen if he died in office.
There's a new book that says they plan for what would happen if he died. Now, to me, that's not much of a story. because wouldn't it be weird if they didn't have a plan? I mean, it's like the military. The military always has a plan to attack anybody that looks like we might ever want to attack them.
So yeah, of course, they should definitely plan for what happens if Biden dropped dead during office. So I think there's no controversy there. That's just them doing a good job, I think. Meanwhile, Secretary Rawlins was talking about how she's done a good job, she was on Fox Business, saying what a good job she did bringing down egg prices. So egg prices are way down.
And she said that under Joe Biden, egg prices increased 237%, but we almost immediately saw the market react to their five-point plan. What was the five-point plan? Um, Part of it was getting eggs from other countries, so that seemed like a good idea. But as somebody said in the comments when I saw this on X, didn't we all know that egg prices were going to come down just about now?
Well, isn't that just, if you just figure out when all the chickens were killed because of the fear of bird flu or whatever it was, all you have to do is say, all right, how long does it take a chicken to grow? Until it can have its own eggs. And then you can just look on the calendar and say, well, looks like this would be the time that the egg prices have come down.
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Chapter 8: What is the controversy surrounding race-based university admissions?
And it would be around now, right? So one of the great things about being in power, whatever administration is in power. Whoever was going to be in power for the next four years was definitely going to see the egg prices go down. That was just a free pass. You just had to be in power and your egg prices would come down.
Now, I do think that they were more active than just waiting for them to come down. But I do give them credit for that, the getting the eggs from Turkey and South Korea and wherever else. That seemed to have worked. So good job on that, Trump administration. So Trump administration is cracking down more on the colleges and universities doing DEI.
Now they're looking at Stanford and some of the UC schools like UC Berkeley and UCLA and UC Irvine. Apparently they still have alleged race-based admission practices. Do you think you could drive the DEI out of Berkeley? That would be the ultimate test. I feel like the Berkeleyites would die before they gave up on their entire woke agenda. So we'll see.
And Pam Bondi, AG, says that the goal is clear to end illegal discrimination and to restore merit. So, good. And of course, you know, there was a lot of pressure on Columbia for, I think it was not just DEI, but making sure that they were not anti-Semitic in effect. And now the Columbia University interim president just stepped down.
So the regular president stepped down, too much pressure, and now the interim president just stepped down. I'll tell you, being the president of Columbia doesn't seem like a good deal. Nobody wants the job. A lot of stepping down. All right. According to the state of Mississippi, they've got a plan to go to zero income tax in Mississippi. But you know what was left out of the story?
How are they going to pay the bills if they get rid of the income tax? Now, it wasn't that high. It was like 4% compared to where I live. It's over 11%. But they're going to replace it according to Grok. So I don't know if you've had this experience yet, but I'm using Grok five times a day. And it's always the same. It's always about context. So a lot of the news stories lack context.
So if I see a story that says Mississippi wants to get rid of its income tax, the first thing I look for is what are you going to replace it with? Because it's not like they're going to do without money. So according to Grok, they're going to replace it with a patchwork of higher gas taxes.
sales taxes lottery something with more lotteries but some of it they hope will be through growth because once they're a zero income tax state they think they'll get a lot of businesses moving in. They might be right about that. So if your income tax is 4% and you think you can phase it out, maybe. It might be a really smart free market thing to do, to just bring in businesses that way.
So we'll see. Good luck, Mississippi. Here's one of the least surprising stories of the day. According to Roger Stone, who knows a lot about the JFK assassination, because he wrote a book about it. So he's done a bunch of research, knows exactly what he's talking about. Joe Hoff is writing about this. So Stone says that he knows that there are some documents that have not been released yet.
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