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Chapter 1: What is the highlight of human civilization?
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Chapter 2: What happened to Steven Crowder on YouTube?
Delicious. Well, in media news, Steven Crowder is leaving YouTube for good. And he's going to be exclusively live on Rumble. Actually, I don't know if it's exclusive. I don't know if he's on X as well. But he won't be on YouTube. He'll be on Rumble. And he's the number one live stream in America, I think. So that's not bad. Not bad. So I guess YouTube was not giving him what he needed.
You know, the other day I got demonetized on YouTube just for one episode. And it happens a lot, usually automatically, but then there's a human reversal. But the reversal happens, you know, after a lot of the traffic's already done. Never did find out why that one episode got demonetized. Don't know.
Well, did you know, according to the Daily Star over at the British Broadcasting Company, I don't like to say BBC because I know some of you will just be sidetracked by that. Apparently, they're offering counseling to the staff to help them cope with the presidency of Donald Trump. Now, does the British Broadcasting Company know that he's not even the president of Great Britain? He's not.
So how many of them really need counseling because of a president of another country? That's pretty weird. Pretty weird and pretty weak. But I wish you well, British Broadcasting Company. Anyway, up in Canada, you know Pierre Paul-Rivere? Let me pronounce that correctly. It's Pierre Paul-Rivere. Paul-Rivere. Paul-Rivere. I think it's pronounced Paul-Rivere. Is that even close? It's not even close.
It's Poil-Liver. No? Close? Okay, I can't speak French last names. But you know who he is. He's a very smart and very clever person. On the conservative side, he's running for something. And he says they have a common sense approach for Canada first. So it looks to me like he has cleverly adopted Trump's best phrases and plans. Canada first, common sense, common sense immigration,
That's a pretty good idea. Normally, I would say something like, oh, you're such a copycat. Come up with your own campaign. But how do you do better than common sense? And how do you do better than your own country should come first to the politicians running your own country? You can't really top those things.
So I suspect there's just going to be a whole bunch of politicians and a whole bunch of places saying, I've got an idea. Hey, hey, I've got an idea. How about common sense? Is anybody up for some common sense? Well, it's hard to say no to that. We'll see how he does.
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Chapter 3: How many building permits were issued after the LA fires?
Gateway Pundit is reporting that Adam Carolla correctly called the near impossibility of getting building permits in California for the people who were affected by those LA fires. And let me give you a little poll here. So it's been 75 days since the fires. How many building permits do you think have been issued? 75 days.
And fairly quickly, people knew whether their house was going to be burned down or not. So how many building permits have been issued? Would you say 400, 40, or 4? The answer is four, four building permits for all that, you know, just acres and I don't know, hundreds and hundreds of homes and only four building permits. And Adam Carolla had warned us.
1,500.
Yeah. Now, I would be a little cautious about this 75-day thing because it could be that you couldn't really get a contractor or a builder or an architect even into the area because it was too toxic. So it might be that the first 75 days, nobody could do anything because the area itself was... You know, not as accessible as it could have been. Not the whole 75 days. But we'll see.
Chapter 4: What is the controversy surrounding State Farm?
There's still some possibility that it will ramp up quickly once people see whether it makes sense to live there at all. So we'll see. But a related story is that the State Farm, the insurance company, is just getting wrecked by the press for what a lot of its customers say is pretty bad behavior, as in offering incredibly low ball offers, well below the cost of rebuilding. And why? Well,
The theory is that sometimes they can get away with it. So if you don't hire a lawyer and fight them and, you know, just really go after them hard, apparently they'll just try to lowball you because there's so much money involved. So State Farm has a lot of explaining to do. I'm not there personally, but based on the press reports, it looks like something pretty bad is happening.
So State Farm, you need to explain yourself. Meanwhile, San Francisco has rolled out this program in the city where there are cameras that can photograph your car and your license plate and issue you a ticket. And the ticket will depend on your income. Can you believe that? The amount you have to pay for the ticket will be based on your income. And it will be automatic. There's no human involved.
Chapter 5: What does income-based traffic tickets entail?
They'll just take a picture and suddenly you just get a ticket in the mail. Is that the creepiest damn thing you ever heard of? That you would get a ticket based on your income? Can they really determine your income from your license plate? Maybe. What if somebody borrows your car? Do they get the ticket based on the income of the person who owns the car? How does that work?
This is so damn creepy. Anyway, Blaze Media is reporting on that. You know that Greenland visit that J.D. Vince's wife and kid were going to go to? Well, it looks like that's not working out. I think it worked out great when Don Jr. and Charlie Kirk and some of their guys went up there.
I don't know if it was because it was early in the process and there hadn't been a lot of thinking about what would happen with Greenland or what. But they're really prickly now. So it looks like that the trip that was supposed to be sort of a general cultural appreciation sort of thing turned into, well, maybe you shouldn't go where there are a lot of Greenlanders.
So instead, I think they're going to visit military base, some U.S. military base, and J.D. Vance is going to join them. So it looks like it might have been a little dangerous. or at least a little bit offensive to the locals. But here's something that the Danish prime minister said. He said that the scheduled visit puts completely unacceptable pressure on Greenland.
Do you think that the vice president's wife and child visiting Greenland and going to cultural events was going to put unnecessary pressure on Greenland? Really? Apparently Greenland can't take much pressure. What would it take to conquer the entire country? Like six hobos with butter knives?
I mean, if they're going to buckle under the pressure of somebody doing a vacation in Greenland, hey, the vice president's wife and young child will be visiting. Oh, no. Oh, no. The pressure. Oh, how are we going to survive the visit of the vice president's wife and child? Oh, no. What are we going to do? What are we going to do? Hide the dogs. Don't let them see our snow.
No, they're going to steal our snow. Hide the snow. So apparently Greenland is ripe for conquest because they can't even take a visit from a woman and her child. It was just too much pressure. Too much pressure. Meanwhile, Harry Enten on CNN continues to be one of their top two entertaining people. He does a really great job, I have to say.
If I'm just going to give somebody a compliment on how well they do their job, Harry Enten does the polls and some of the numbers, puts them on a big screen, but he has got down cold the presentation style. He can take data and make it seem so exciting with just his body language and he's standing and he's waving his arms around and he's His voice has all kinds of variety in it. He is great.
He's just absolutely flat-out great at doing his job. So compliments to him. But one of the things that I like about him, he's not in the bag or out of the bag for Trump. He just shows the numbers, and he's excited by the numbers if it's something unusual. I love that. He loves his job, it looks like. One of the things he pointed out is that Trump is at his all-time high in popularity.
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Chapter 6: What happened with the Greenland visit?
Is there any meaning to that? Or are you just all like the number four suddenly? So you're just printing four? Oh, okay, you're still back on four as the number of houses that got permits. Got it. Okay. There's a lag to it. All right. And then Harry Enten, also CNN, said that according to the NBC poll, people were asked, is the U.S. on the right track? The NBC poll was the highest since 2004.
44% said we're on the right track. That's the highest since 2004. And a Marist poll says that on the same question, is the U.S. on the right track? It's the second highest since 2009. So just imagine being president. You've been president for a few months now, and your popularity is at the highest it's ever been, and you've been president before.
And the two polls show that the public is more optimistic about the direction of the U.S. than at any time in a really long time. And that's CNN. So I tend to believe that these are probably realistic numbers. Anyway, so that's how the Republicans are doing really well. Let's check in with the Democrats. Let's see how their best people are doing. Let's see.
Jasmine Crockett, who's been in the news for being provocative. And she seemed to have mocked Texas Governor Greg Abbott for being in a wheelchair. She said something about him being Hot Wheels. And then people said, you can't. You know, that's terrible. You can't mock him for being in a wheelchair. And then she tried to walk it back and explain that it really was about his policies.
What part of Hot Wheels seems like it's related to his policies? And then she had some kind of ridiculous explanation about transportation as wheels or something. So... So it started out bad and she made it worse. And I know I can speak for all Republicans when I say I'd like to see more of Jasmine Crockett at the head of the ticket.
She's so bad at what she does, just so bad that James Carville must be like turning in his grave. I assume he's been long dead, but just based on his appearance. It just can't get better. So keep going, Jasmine Crockett. We'd like more of that. All right, let's see. Speaker Mike Johnson clarified something that for some reason I didn't know, and I was so surprised I was just finding this out.
It's one of those things where you think, Where have I been? How in the world did I not know this? But ABC News is reporting that Mike Johnson said that Congress has the authority to stop providing funding to federal courts. He says, we do have authority over the federal courts. We can eliminate an entire district court. We have power funding over the courts and all these other things, but
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Chapter 7: How is Harry Enten's presentation style unique?
Desperate times call for desperate measures, and Congress is going to act. Is that a real thing, that the Congress can just defund a court if the court is rogue? Because we keep talking about impeaching a judge, which the smart people say that's going to take forever, and you're going to get too much resistance, and it's probably a bad precedent.
But what if you just said, how about we just get rid of your entire court? I feel like I'm down for that because right now the court is completely out of control. I mean, it's just completely politicized. It's useless. It's more than useless. It's just damaging. So that would be fun. Now, I do suspect that this is one of those things that could go both ways.
You think it's a good idea when your team does it, but what if the other team gets in power? and then they could do it too. But why would they ever need to? Because all the crazy rulings are all coming from the left. Even if you don't agree with the ruling that comes out of right-leaning judges, it's not crazy shit. But the left is just... way off the reservation at this point.
So I would kind of like to see this. Just see what happens. Just pick one of the worst courts. And I would even go so far as to say that if even some of the judges are good on a particular court, is that how it works? There are multiple judges in each of these districts. If one of them is so bad that you have to defund the entire district, I'm okay with that. You know, it's not ideal.
It's definitely not a scalpel. It's definitely a chainsaw, but we're in chainsaw territory. Yeah, I'd pick the chainsaw. Anyway, let's talk about the update on the Signal app drama controversy. Number one. I would say that it's a 2 out of 10 in importance. 2 out of 10. Almost everything that we talk about in politics is at least a 7 out of 10 or else it's not in the news at all.
So this is the most trivial thing that we've ever talked about to pretend it's big. But the Dramacrats are sending all their best actors out. So let me give you two ways that the Signal app story could be told by politicians. Here's one way. Well, it looks like somebody made a mistake on the Signal app and added a journalist.
It's very unfortunate, but we learn from our mistakes, so we won't do that again. Luckily, nobody got hurt. And Mike Walz has taken full responsibility, even though he wasn't the one who added the journalist. Apparently, that was some staffer. But it was his staffer, so he's taken full responsibility.
It's a good thing that what we saw was our elected representatives, well, not elected, but, you know, the cabinet people, one elected, I guess one elected, having a very fruitful discussion about whether we should be the ones to, you know, pay for keeping the shipping lanes open when J.D. Vance said something on the messages.
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Chapter 8: What recent polls indicate about Trump's popularity?
that 3% of the traffic that the Houthis were preventing would be American traffic, just 3%. And 40% would be European traffic. Now, that would be me talking about it like it's a 2 out of 10. Let me give you the Jaramacrat presentation.
Oh, my God. Oh, the level of incompetence. Oh, my fucking God.
It's the same story. They just add the drama. And apparently they've all agreed that the word incompetence will be the key word. Oh, they're gross. And you have to say incompetence in a certain way. So you can't say, well, it looked like there was some incompetence there, but I'm glad they got that under control. That wouldn't be much of a story. So you have to say the incompetence. Oh,
the incompetence, so much incompetence. And, you know, probably that incompetence is all over the entire administration, just reeking with incompetence, incompetence all over the place. So that's the Dramagrats. But what else do we know about it? And I think the Dramacrats are competing to see who gets the lead in the play because they're all trying to be more disgusted than the last person.
Then I made the comment that there was no alternative to using the Signal app because the government secure phones and stuff were not efficient. And then a bunch of people corrected me. They said, no, Scott. Each of the top officials have secure phones in their offices, and so they could have done it on the secure phones. To which I say, do you fucking think Signal is a phone?
How many of you don't know the difference between a phone call and a text message chat group? The reason they're using the text message chat group is so they can do things in an asynchronous way. Somebody's playing with their kids and answering a message and checking in. Somebody's on the road. Somebody's on a plane. Somebody's on the way to their office. That's not a phone call.
If you had to get all these people on their desks with their secret encrypted phones that the government has, first of all, they wouldn't want to do any of this on a phone call. It would just be the biggest waste of time ever. And secondly, they're just not going to be available on fast notice. So no, there is no government-encrypted, fully secure chat service.
And the signal app is approved for government use, as long as you don't do the top secrets, which we'll talk about. And then I saw Jeffrey Goldberg get dismantled by Tim Miller, who is a notable Democrat. And Tim Miller asked him... I'm paraphrasing, but he said, you know, are you going to release it? And Goldberg goes, oh, no, I take classified information seriously.
So I'm not going to release any more of the messages that I have. And then Tim Miller said, without realizing what he was doing, I think, asked him the following question. Well, could you show it to some people who have security clearance, and then they can help us judge whether it was really classified and, you know, war plans?
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