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Chapter 1: What is the highlight of human civilization according to Scott Adams?
Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and Frankly, you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take this up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or mug or a glass of tanker, chalice, a stein, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind.
Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine to end the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip and it happens. Yeah, that's right. Right now. Go. Sergio says his coffee is hot and ready, just like all of us. Couldn't be any hotter. Couldn't be any more ready.
Well, let's see what's going on in science. There's some kind of electron breakthrough. So Mario Nuffel is summarizing this from SciTech Daily. But Japanese and Korean researchers have cracked the code to manipulating electrons at the molecular level. Wow. I'll bet you were waiting for scientists to be able to manipulate electrons at the molecular level.
Chapter 2: What recent scientific breakthroughs were discussed?
And if you're like me, you thought to yourself, hmm, I don't know what good that is. But apparently it will create ultra-fast processing and it will revolutionize solar cells and LEDs and basically anything The world of electronics might never be the same if they get this to be commercial and scale up. But looks like maybe they can.
In other news, scientist John Hopkins University figured out how to use CRISPR, you know, the genetic editing thing, to create gigantic-sized cells Tomatoes and eggplants. Let's see. Gene therapy to create gigantic eggplants. I wonder if a professional humorist could do anything with that. Let's see. Whose genes would they use to increase the size of the eggplants? I can't think of a single joke.
I don't know. You know, I was hoping there would be a joke there about the giant eggplants and whose genes they use to beef them up. But I can't think of a thing, so we'll move on. Here's a study. According to study finds, men with excellent sperm quality live longer. You could have just asked me. Let me explain those to you.
Chapter 3: What are the implications of CRISPR technology?
Probably the single most useful measure of your health is your reproductive fitness. If you're a man, it means can you produce great sperm and deliver it? And so I think they could have saved a little time on this study by just going to me and saying, Scott, what do you think? People who have excellent sperm compared to people who have degraded sperm, who do you think is going to live longer?
I think I could have gotten this one every time. Save you a lot of money. Just ask me next time. Meanwhile, speaking of Siemens, a company called Siemens, this is actually a coincidence. I didn't realize I put these two stories together. But Siemens, the company, not the sperm, announced a $285 million investment in U.S. manufacturing. Now,
Some years ago, I bought a tiny little bit of stock in Siemens because I thought we were going to stop Huawei from selling this kind of equipment in the U.S. And I thought, hmm, who is the competition to Huawei? So I thought Siemens might be zooming. But I eventually sold that tiny little investment and never made money on it. Because Siemens just sort of languished for a long time.
But if they're coming into the U.S., good news. And Trump's also announced some kind of major shipping infrastructure investment, $20 billion. Thomas Stevenson, a post-millennial, is writing about this. And I guess there's a big shipping company called CMA CGM that's going to invest this. So it's investing in infrastructure. So I think that means ports, beefing up the ports. This could be related.
I would assume, to the fact that Trump wants to beef up all of the shipbuilding capabilities in the United States, commercial and military. That's a big, big deal. The shipbuilding thing, I mean, if you just look at the size of the ocean and you look at the threats that are going to be coming at us from other shipbuilding countries, and it just seems to me also that the technology...
to just live on the ocean is finally completely here. Because if you had, like, if you built your own little, you know, seafaring island that had a motor that could get out of the storms and stuff, and you had a tiny little nuclear reactor, you could desalinate all day long, you could probably, you know, fish like crazy. I feel like
All the technology is here now to make the ocean just the place that people live. So I think that'll happen. There was a jobs report. There was a little below expectation, but not much. So I guess we added 151,000 jobs in February. But the unemployment rate rose to 4.1 from 4.0. And then the January jobs were revised down by 18,000.
So that's not ideal, but apparently people thought it could have been worse because of all the doge and tariff and all the other uncertainties in the world right now. I think people were just happy to see that it doesn't seem like yet it's making a huge difference, at least a huge negative difference. Meanwhile, Elon Musk's latest starship, I guess you'd call it a test.
Part of it blew up, but I think it's the, I don't know anything about rockets. Would it be the booster that was successfully caught by the chopsticks again? And every time it happens, how many times has it happened? Twice? It's very impressive. It's hard to get more impressive than those giant chopsticks.
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Chapter 4: How does cannabis serve as a pain relief option?
Yeah, you can't trust them. Meanwhile, you'll never believe this story. Joel Pollack is writing in Breitbart that billions of dollars were spent on services for homeless people in L.A. And guess what? Hold on to your seat. You're going to be surprised by this. Billions of dollars were spent on service for homeless in the L.A. And unbelievably, there's no accounting for it. I know.
Biggest surprise in the world, isn't it? No, it's not. You could just ask Scott. Hey, Scott. I heard a bunch of Democrats had billions of dollars floating around for a thing. What's the thing? Doesn't matter. Okay. Now, it's been a few years. Do you think they can account for where all the billions went? Scott, what do you think? Let me research by just closing my eyes for a second.
Unaccounted for. Unaccounted for. But what about the Pentagon and their trillions of dollars? It's been a few years. Do you think we can go check where all that went? Unaccounted for, unaccounted for. But what about USAID and all its funding to the 55,000 NGOs? It's been years they've been doing it. Do you think we can account for that? Close my eyes. No, unaccounted for.
I feel like there might be some kind of pattern emerging here. I don't know. Can you see it? Just ask Scott. Meanwhile, the Wikipedia co-founder, somebody said this is not brand new news, but it's the first I heard it. So one of the Wikipedia co-founders is calling on Doge to investigate whether government actors have infiltrated the online encyclopedia. Yeah. Okay.
Let's see if I can save them some time. Doge, you don't need to take this one. I'll handle this one. Close my eyes. Yes. Yes. Foreign actors are trying to manipulate Wikipedia. Yep. Yep. You're done. Elon, I got this one. You're doing a great job on Doge. But you could offload some of this to me. I got this. Yeah. Let's see what else is going on.
You'll never believe this, but Scott, do you think Hunter Biden's art is selling now as well as it did when his father was in office? Close my eyes. Use my deep research. Oh, no. I would guess that his art is nearly worthless now. Let's check in. Oh, according to the New York Post. Hunter's having trouble selling his art. Huh. I'm right again. Now, here's what I'm wondering.
Does it seem to you that every Democrat organization is just some version of Hunter's selling art? Meaning that it's not just sketchy. It's obviously sketchy, and everybody knows it, and you can tell exactly what's going on. Let me give you some examples. How many of these seem like they're money laundering organizations? The Clinton Foundation, the Biden crime family, USAID and the 55,000 NGOs.
How about ActBlue, the organization that collects donations? That's all they do? Do you think that sounds legit? How about Black Lives Matter with what we know about it now? What about the fact that Joe Biden was doing auto sign and may not have even been conscious of the things he was approving? That feels a little sus.
What about those primaries where Hillary kneecapped Bernie Sanders once and then Then Biden got forced out and nothing happened that even looked slightly like a Democrat process. What about everything that's ever happened in Ukraine? Doesn't that look like just giant money laundering? What about the LA homeless spending, as we just discussed? Yes, looks like giant money laundering situation.
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Chapter 5: What concerns did Tulsi Gabbard raise about illegal migrants?
Now, I would say that maybe it was only a football team in the past. But once you add, you know, your David Sachs and your, you know, your Scott Besant and your, you know, Lutnick, what's his name? And your, you know, I could go on. But, you know, the whole Doge stuff, Elon Musk, you've got the chess club now.
So you got the football team plus the chess club, and they're up against the yearbook committee, which is the people who weren't good at anything. They weren't good at anything, so they got on the yearbook committee. And the theater kids. That's so perfect. That captures it perfectly.
Meanwhile, New York Times is reporting that ActBlue, that is allegedly a group which collects small donations for Democrats, is in turmoil, they say. So apparently, without explanation, seven top executives of ActBlue have left in the past three weeks, and several of them have been there for more than a decade, and none of them will say why they're leaving. Huh. That's interesting.
Several top executives leaving around the same time, and none of them want to say why? They're not even willing to say, well, you know, it's just I'm that age, or it's time to move on, or I got a better opportunity. Just nothing.
And according to the New York Times, the last remaining lawyer at ActBlue's general counsel's office has been locked out of his email and put on leave after sending internal messages that we have whistleblower policies for a reason. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. There's a whistleblower. Oh, there's fun coming now. Some fun coming. So more than $16 billion has passed through ActBlue in the last 20 years.
Scott, do you think that ActBlue can account for their spending? Close my eyes, look deeply into my own mind? No, they cannot account for it. Now, I don't know that true. I don't know if that's true. But anybody want to bet against me? Does anyone want to bet that they have perfect records of their $16 billion expenses and we know where it all went?
Or do you think maybe, huh, we didn't really track it? What do you think? Yeah, it does seem like everything Democrats are involved in at an organizational level is doing a little bit of good stuff and maybe a lot more of something else. At least it looks like it. Allegedly. Allegedly. Well, there's a report that Harvard grads are having trouble getting jobs compared to the past.
And 25%, according to Unusual Wales on X, 25% of Harvard graduates from last spring are still job hunting. So that's up from 20% a year earlier and 10% in 2022, per the Wall Street Journal. And here's what I wonder. What do you think's behind that? Do you think that Harvard graduates are just not considered necessary? It used to be everybody who could get one would get one.
Could it be that all of the DEI stuff has made people look at college graduates and say, I'm not so sure I know why you got into Harvard. What is missing from the story is is the demographic groups that are still looking for jobs.
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Chapter 6: How does Scott Adams view the Biden administration's actions?
Would it have worked with COVID? I don't know. Would it have worked with some other deadly pathogens? I don't know. But it certainly seems like there's a possibility. Also, researchers that, let's see, I guess researchers have found there's a naturally occurring molecule that does something similar to Ozempic, the weight loss drug, but without the side effects.
So Krista Conger in Stanford Medicine is writing about this. And if that's true, that would be great. Because if we could get more people on either Ozempic or the natural version of it that doesn't have the side effects, we would need fewer eggs. Yeah. If we get people slimming down and less hungry, we don't need as many eggs.
Anyway, Trump signed the executive order creating the strategic Bitcoin reserve. We knew that was happening. And you know what I say about crypto? Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Yeah. So crypto, I only think of it as a diversification play. So the government's diversifying and that makes perfect sense.
I do think there's a non-zero chance that the value of the US dollar will just deflate to nothing over time and the crypto will just keep climbing. So it could be, we might look back at this as the thing that saved America. At the moment, it seems technical. It seems sort of a little niche thing. And it's hard to appreciate the importance of it. But it's that important.
We could look back in 15 years and say, if we had not created this stockpile of strategic coins, presumably we would add to it between now and some other time, we wouldn't survive. So this actually goes directly to survival as a country. Could be a big, big deal. Meanwhile, did you know that Starlink is not approved in South Africa? And the reason is because Elon Musk is not black.
And apparently the law there says that they don't want to do business unless you have 30% black ownership. So since that's not really practical for Starlink, they don't get to have good internet. So, oh my goodness. And according to, I guess, uh, Dave Rubin had a guest, uh, Robert Herzog on talking about South Africa.
And, uh, the guest said that there are now 140 race based laws in South Africa that are all anti-white 140 separate anti-white laws in South Africa. Now, What do you think about that? You know, obviously I won't be visiting. If you're wondering where my next vacation will be, probably not South Africa, probably not. But why does the United States put up with that?
I think Trump has, you know, he's rattled the cage a little bit over there. We'll see where that goes. But I'm not even sure we should have relationships with any country that does this sort of thing. So in the short run, obviously, we'd be better off if we could get them to modify their behavior to be part of the international order of things. But what if they don't?
Like, how long do you put up with it? I think we should be certainly threatening to withdraw completely any kind of interaction whatsoever, as in just completely ignore them as a country. I wouldn't trade with them, wouldn't do anything with them, because why would we support that? So we're going to need some strong actions there, and we're going to need it soon.
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Chapter 7: What did Scott Adams say about the homeless funding audit in LA?
And we're not especially afraid because, you know, we're basically brave. We kill people for a living. Doesn't it feel like it's a little too helpful to the cartels? to put out a story that's, oh, we're running for the hills, we're closing down things. Because if Trump can claim that it's already working the way it is, does he need to send in special forces? Think about it.
If the United States was on the verge of sending actual military on the ground, or even just using the drones to take out more stuff, wouldn't the best way to stop it be to say that what you're doing already is working fine. You don't need to do more. So I'm going to say fake news. To me, this doesn't smell right.
I don't think that the New York Times could get any kind of a useful sample of cartel leaders to talk to them. I just don't think that's real. And it does seem a little too perfectly on the nose that, oh, the things you're doing so far are totally making a difference. They might be. I hope they are.
But, you know, the timing of it when we're just on the verge of sending an actual military in there to take care of business kind of feels like it's, hey, hey, it's working. You don't need to do that. Just a speculation. Meanwhile, over in Denmark, the Danish prime minister, It says that peace in Ukraine is more dangerous than the ongoing war.
Because if you make peace in Ukraine, that means that Putin won, and then he'll be emboldened, and he'll just start attacking other countries because that's what he does. But wouldn't that mean that the only thing that Denmark is in favor of is perpetual war? Because where's the part where Ukraine wins? Nobody even talks about that. That's not an option.
So if Ukraine can't win and you don't want peace because it's more dangerous than war, aren't you signing up for a forever war? What the hell kind of leadership is that? Try something different because we know that's not working. Anyway, Denmark, you barely deserve Greenland. All right, that's what I got for you today. And thanks for joining everybody. Always appreciate it.
Hope you're getting ready for an amazing, amazing weekend. I'm just going to tell you one story that I told the local subscribers just before we got on. Or did I tell you? Sometimes I forget. I use ChatGPT in its sort of video mode where you can show stuff in your environment. And I was trying to hook up a subwoofer to my existing turntable and amp. Now, I thought that'd be easy.
I thought, well, there's a hole that says subwoofer and I got a cable that fits into it. And there's sort of only one obvious place you'd stick it on the subwoofer. So how hard could it be? But it turns out there were, I don't know, maybe seven exotic audio settings in the amp that you wouldn't even know how to find them. Like you wouldn't know some are under speaker, some are under audio.
And most of them are words you've never heard in your life. But I actually used ChatGPT and it told me the exact menu structure of on my own remote. I would just show out the remote and say, oh yeah, there's that button on the bottom right. You push that, make sure that the pure button is not selected. I'm like, wow.
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