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Chapter 1: What is the simultaneous sip and how is it related to the podcast?
Bubbles that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains. All you need for that is a cup or mug or a glass or tank or chalice or stein or canteen jug or flask or vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine at the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better.
It's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now. Good stuff. Well, after the show will be a Spaces event hosted by Owen Gregorian. If you want to talk some more about whatever happened here or I suppose anything else that's on your mind. So right after the show, look for Owen Gregorian and a Spaces event. That will be more fun. All right. Spaces is the audio-only service that's on X.
Well, First Lady Melania Trump has announced she's going to be doing an Easter egg roll. You know, they always do that at the White House, an Easter egg roll. But I remember the days when I used to do Easter egg events when I was a kid, and it was always about the money. You know, if you found an egg of a certain type, you'd get a certain amount of money. It wasn't much.
Chapter 2: What happened during the Easter egg roll event?
It was like 10 cents or 25 cents. But I think if I went to the White House egg roll, I would just like grab the eggs and run away. Maybe resell them. How can they afford to have an egg roll? Maybe Doge found enough money so they can afford eggs now. Meanwhile, core inflation has dropped to a seven-month low of 2.6. Do you know what core inflation is? Core inflation is the one you don't care about.
because it doesn't include food or energy. The two things that have gone up the most. No food, no energy. Well, at least the rest of the stuff isn't going up too much. It's still too high. You want your inflation to be around 2%. But hey, it's the best in seven months. Meanwhile, let's talk about all those Epstein files we've seen. What Epstein files?
And I'm going to say again, I realize Kash Patel did some kind of a post the other day, but he's been really quiet. Do you think there's anything going to happen on these Epstein files? I'm going to double down on my prediction and say that no matter how well-intentioned the administration is, no matter how much they really, really mean it, and they're not lying, I don't think there's any chance.
I don't think there's any chance we'll see any good Epstein stuff. Anyway. So you probably have all seen by now the video of the Zelensky debacle, some say, in the White House. But you haven't gotten my take on it yet. So that's why you're here. You know, I hate it when something happens right after my show.
and then I have to wait all day to talk about it, and everybody's already picked it over, so there's not much to say. But I'll just say this. Two reality TV stars, who both became presidents, walked into the White House. What do you think was going to happen? These are two experts at making a spectacle in front of a crowd. Nobody better.
I mean, they're the most experienced spectacle-making, put it on the show. And it's funny that when it was over, Trump looked at the media and said, yeah, it was good TV. So I think a lot of people are confusing the show with anything that matters in the real world. And I think the show was really fun. And probably in the end, none of it will matter in the real world.
One way or another, it won't really matter. So here's what we got. It looked a lot like an episode of The Apprentice, didn't it? Where Zelensky was basically getting fired by Trump and kicked out of the White House. It was just like The Apprentice. You're fired. Get out of here.
So anyway, what Bannon was saying and some others have said, I don't know the details, but apparently Zelensky was getting some advice. from other senators. Some are calling them rhinos. And I guess he had a breakfast that day with some rhinos. And there's an indication that maybe Susan Rice was advising him, which some would say would be a violation of the Logan Act.
where you're not supposed to be negotiating for the United States unless you're in the government, and they're not. So maybe he got bad advice. It sort of looked like he was a little emboldened, like he could push Trump a little bit, but that didn't work out.
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