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Chapter 1: What is the experience of the simultaneous sip?
It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better day. But if you'd like to taste this experience up beyond even Super Bowl levels, all you need for that is a cup or mug or a glass, a tank or chalice, a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine end of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens. Yeah, that's right. Right now. Go. Extraordinary. So, so good. Well, did anybody watch that thing called the Super Bowl? I did. I was mostly working at the same time and drawing.
But I was entertained because I didn't care about either team. I'll tell you one thing. I had somewhat cheekily said that the Kansas City Chiefs would win because they had the best story. meaning that a three-peat, especially if Trump is there, he predicted they might win, Taylor Swift is there, it definitely seemed like the best story would be if the Chiefs won.
Now, I made my prediction, having never watched either the Kansas Chiefs or the Eagles play even once in the entire season, didn't see either team even once. However, having watched them play in the Super Bowl, I'm pretty sure if I'd watched either one of them play even once, or if I'd watched the Eagles play, I'm pretty sure I would have picked them as winners.
It looked like a professional team playing a high school team. It didn't look like the Kansas City Chiefs were physically even big enough to be on the field. Right. They had all these tiny guys running around being crushed by monsters. It was like monsters crushed tiny guys all day long. It barely looked like a football game.
Anyway, so yeah, I think it was about two plays into the game, I said to myself, what am I watching? This doesn't look like it's going to be close. They don't look like even the same sport. All right. So here are the other things that happened. Trump got applauded when he showed up on the big screen, the jumbotron or whatever it's called.
But Taylor Swift, she got mixed reactions, a little bit of booing. And do you think that President Trump was above making fun of Taylor Swift for being booed when he was cheered? No, he's not above that. That's why we love him. He's not above that at all. He comes right down to our level. He meets us where we're at. That man can read a room. Not only can he read a stadium, he can read a room.
Yeah, no, that was entertaining. Thank you. Despite rumors to the contrary, as far as I know, there were no Doge ads, right? I was all excited, I thought, to be some dojads, but that never made sense. Here's where your understanding of the real world should have told you there are not going to be any dojads.
And that is, do you think that they went to the last week before the Super Bowl before they knew who was going to run what commercial? Do you think they had a slot that was open? No, they don't have a slot that's open a week before the fucking Super Bowl. That's not a thing. But then I said to myself, but wait, this is no normal situation.
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Chapter 2: What was Scott's prediction for the Super Bowl?
I don't think it's a permanent forever ban or something about a week, so there's some other details that might matter to this story. But Elon Musk has suggested that the judge should be impeached. And maybe that's true, but that sounds like negotiating too. I think it's pretty rare for a judge to be impeached.
And usually there has to be some obvious crime involved as opposed to a bad ruling, I think. And the Congress would have to do it, and of course it'd have to be something like two-thirds, and that's never going to happen. So it's not really practical. There won't be any judge impeaching. But here's what I love about Doge. Doge is absolutely surfacing all the corruptive people.
Now, I didn't know anything about this judge before this ruling, but I know a lot about the judge now. Aren't you glad you know more about this judge? I'm glad I know more about this judge. And you can see all the complainers, the ones who clearly were getting funding from USAID, It is so useful. We can map the entire network of crooked people now because they're the ones complaining.
Other people don't even know what USAID was. Almost nobody even understands what it is. All right. According to Elon Musk and the Gateway pundit, Jim Hoft, is reporting this. He said that there's $100 billion in annual entitlement payments to people who don't have social security numbers or IDs.
And he was warned by the people who are, you know, the actual government employees that they're guessing that maybe half of it could be fraudulent. $50 billion a year going to people who don't deserve it. Just fraud. Unbelievable. Um, And I just can't get over this.
I already talked about this, but I can't get it out of my head, that the Social Security system was set up with no mechanism for checking if one person or more than one person had the same Social Security number, which would be an obvious indication of fraud. Now, how in the world, how in the world
Do you build a social security database and not check for duplicates as the most basic thing it would do? It completely boggles the mind unless it was designed for cheating. It wasn't designed to stop it, that's for sure. And then when you hear that the process is that the Treasury Department will just process anything they're asked to process, they don't check anything. And again, I say...
Who would invent that process? That the people who authorize the money don't check anything? Anything? You would only have that system if it was designed to cheat. So, design is destiny. Anyway, here's another great story today. James Carville, who's just having a real tough time being a Democrat,
who's not an idiot, because he really thinks he's surrounded by idiots at this point, and he's pretty outspoken about it. But here's the fun part. According to Fox News' Hannah Penrick, he was on some show and he wondered aloud...
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Chapter 3: How did Trump and Taylor Swift feature in the Super Bowl?
If they let the same people back in 10 years from now, it will just recreate the problem. If you think that they could do vetting and they could find out who's not an extremist, I don't think you could do that in a real world. How in the world could you stop the bad guys from coming in behind the good guys? and then co-opting the good guys just the way the bad guys did every time.
What possible mechanism could stop it? So here's what might be the only thing they can do to say that they've got a long-term solution and then just keep putting it off. I don't think there's any other plan. You pretend you have a solution, and maybe you are in fact cleaning up Gaza, and maybe you are in fact building new structures.
But the part about moving the Gaza residents back in, I feel like that's going to just keep getting put off. And I think they're going to treat it like a quarantine. They just won't call it that, and they'll keep saying, yeah, any day now we're going to be moving you back into this other thing. But If you want to go to another country, we'll let you.
But if they go to another country, aren't they just going to reconstitute? They'll just be in another country. So, yeah, I don't see any solution, honestly, except for indefinitely pushing it forward, kicking the can down the road. Might be the best thing they can do. There's Canadian Union of Public Employees, according to True North.
that thinks that Canada should nationalize any important industries that might want to leave Canada for the United States. So nationalizing important industries like Venezuela did, like the Soviet Union did, like North Korea does, that's coming out of Canada? I'll tell you. What the hell happened to Canada? Anyway. Here's another story that I take with a grain of salt.
So the Daily Wire, Ryan Saavedra, is reporting that Iran may have placed some terrorists in place in the U.S. with surface-to-air missiles to take down Trump's plane. Now, this reporting is coming from a book. So there's a new upcoming book called Revenge, The Inside Story of Trump's Return to Power. And it's written by a Politico reporter. Ding, ding. Ding, ding. Politico. Huh.
Have they been in the news lately? Yes. For their parent company, taking $8 million a year from USAID, which some observers say is to make sure Politico says bad things about Trump. But a Politico reporter writes a book, and he says that he was given extensive access to Trump's inner circle, and he said law enforcement officials warned Trump last year that Tehran had placed operatives in the U.S.
with access to surface-to-air missiles, and that Trump's team was worried that the Iranians could try to down the Trump jet as it was taking off and landing. Now, apparently... On one situation, Trump took a decoy plane and the real plane only had some of his aides on it. That's right.
They thought it was too dangerous for the president to be on the plane because there were reports that it might get shot down. But he did allow some of his aides to be on the plane. Wouldn't it have made more sense to put a few people on the other plane or put them all on the other plane? Why did you leave a few on the death plane? Anyway, so it didn't happen. So here's what you need to know.
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