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Chapter 1: What is the simultaneous sip?
All you need for that is a cup or mug or a glass, a tank or chalice, a stein, a canteen jug, a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. Go. Ah, it's the elixir of the gods. I wonder if there are any new stories.
Chapter 2: How is coffee linked to weight loss?
about the benefits of drinking coffee. Checking notes? Yes, there is. According to Get Surrey, Ellen Jen writes that drinking one extra cup of sugar-free coffee a day is linked to weight loss. I believe that I'm only a few cups away from disappearing totally. If there's less of you, the more you drink coffee, I'm about ready to disappear. So that's how I'm going to go.
Just drink coffee until I don't exist. If you're following the Dilbert comic that you can only watch if you're on the Locals platform, but there's a lot of political stuff on there. If you don't want that, that's not for you.
But if you just want to see the comic that has continued since my cancellation two years ago, it's called Dilbert Reborn, and you can get it on the X platform just hit the subscription button. And here's what you would be finding. You would find that the new comic will tell you the problem with hiring individuals the low bid hitman. Yeah. So Dogbert is in the role of a hitman.
And you see what happens when you take the low bid for your hitman. It doesn't go well. But here's the more interesting thing. I also publish that whatever comic ran exactly 10 years ago from whatever date the day is. So the comics that ran exactly 10 years ago are so on point for right now, It's about humanoid robots being introduced into Dilbert's house and what goes wrong.
And oh my God, did I call it 10 years ago. You have to see it to see how on point it is for today. Anyway, so go take a look at that. In other news, yay. We'll get to the hard news in a minute. I like to ease you into it with some lesser hard news. So apparently yay is making a buzz on social media. I think he's got a new album out. And he's apparently off his meds.
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Chapter 3: What political insights does Scott Adams provide?
And I'm not going to tell you any of the things that he said, in all caps, shouting like crazy on X. But let me tell you, he looks like he's off his meds. It's just absolute mental illness. There's no other way to No other way to look at it. He says he's off his meds, by the way. He thinks he was misdiagnosed as bipolar. So now he thinks he's autistic. He is not autistic.
I'm pretty sure that's not right. But I don't know. We'll see. In other news, a simulation alert. Simulation alert. Simulation alert. Everybody, simulation alert. Here's how you know you live in a simulation. The confirmation vote for the new budget chief, Democrats tried to delay it. They tried to delay the vote for somebody named Russ Vote. That's right.
His name sounds like Rush the Vote, and they delayed the vote for Rush Vote. That's all. That's the whole story. Simulation alert. Meanwhile, there's a Michigan Democrat state legislator who decided to announce that she's going to sterilize herself, actually already has, to avoid giving birth in Donald Trump's America. according to the Gateway Pundit, Colin Lineberger, Linebarger, Barger.
So I would regard this as a combination of mental illness and probably something she wanted to do anyway that had nothing to do with anything. She's 36, hasn't had a kid, I guess. So I don't know how much sex she was having. but she won't be having any extra Democrats.
In the most important story of the entire year, one of the Doge team members used to go by the name, a secret name online, Big Balls. And Big Balls said some pretty inappropriate things. Yeah, pretty inappropriate. And once that all came out, You would be surprised to hear that somebody who was once working for USAID, the networks for the Wall Street Journal, outed that Doge person. Huh.
Feels like everything's coming together. And now we understand. Every time you hear that somebody like Liz Cheney came out of the, or AOC, were birthed by the USAID funding, you have to say to yourself, hmm. Is this really describing the entire structure we see? That all the people that we know to be turds came from the same place? That would be kind of a big coincidence. Anyway.
So the best part is that CNN did a part in this in which Aaron Burnett and Kara Swisher were talking about it because... You just can't have somebody working on your team named Big Balls who once said offensive things online under a pseudonym. Anyway, what's the point of having a pseudonym if you can't be anonymous? But here's the best part.
I believe that the media thought that they would hurt Musk and his effort by giving a lot of attention to Big Balls. And I don't think they know much about Elon Musk because big balls is the funniest thing you could possibly do. And the more you talk about it on CNN, the happier I am. I think you should do the whole segment on big balls. There should be more of a special.
I'd like to see them delve deeper into it. But here's the thing. And I love the fact that they thought they were defeating the monster and They would think that Elon Musk is the monster. And so the way they thought they would defeat him is talking about big balls. That's really feeding the monster. I mean, if you're really afraid of him, don't feed him stories about big balls.
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Chapter 4: What is the story behind Doge Big Balls?
Have you ever heard of somebody who can't be fired for any reason? That can't be right. Everybody can be fired for cause, right? But apparently not, according to legal experts. Wow. The Daily Mail has a story that looks fake to me. They're saying that there's unconfirmed plans that Trump's trying to end the Ukraine war in 100 days. And that he wants to get a ceasefire by April 20th.
And the deal would freeze Russia's place. They get to keep what they have. Ukraine would not join NATO. And that would be the deal. Now, I guess this comes from a sketchy source. And then the Daily Mail picked it up. So it's two sketchy sources. The Daily Mail is not full propaganda. But it's not right 100% of the time either, you know, like most things.
So I don't think this is anything but maybe a test balloon. My best guess is that it's a way for the government to float an idea to see what people think of it. So as an idea of floating test balloon, it's a good one. But I don't think it's a real story. Feels like just testing out the water. We'll see. So Senator Fetterman has weighed in on the RFK Jr.
and Tulsi Gabbard nominations, and he will not vote for them. So he will not vote for either Gabbard or Kennedy. Now, we don't absolutely need his vote because the Republicans can get it through if they're all together. But I was amused by Nicole Shanahan's reply to the ex-post about this. I'll just paraphrase. She said it better, but here's just my summary.
The Fetterman is a slob who wears gym clothes and doesn't go to the gym. He's a slob who wears gym clothes all day and doesn't go to the gym. In other words, health is not high on his list. So here's somebody who apparently doesn't have any appreciation for good human health. Or he would act like it. He'd go to the gym, he'd lose weight, he'd eat right.
He acts like he has no appreciation for the biggest issue in the whole country, which is our kids have chronic diseases and they'll have no good life. That's a pretty big problem. And he's against it.
Separately, Fetterman also said that he thought the Democrats don't have much chance of winning men back because he said he's been warning about it and that the Democrats have become sort of the party of whiny women and that not only were white males leaving the Democrat Party, but black men, Hispanic men, and it's a pretty broad and obvious change.
But the interesting thing is he thinks they can't get it back. Meaning that Fetterman believes he is in the party that's anti-men. That would be according to all the men who change sides. Because they want to be on the side that's not anti-men. DEI is anti-men. What do we got here? Um... Ah, okay.
So Ellen Weintraub, the head of the FEC that Trump is trying to get rid of, she once was in private practice at Perkins Coy. So if you recommend, if you understand Perkins Coy, that's like the heart of the Democrat legal dirty tricks. Well, I won't call them that. I'll just say they're the the legal arm of the Democrats, where much has been done that Republicans don't like.
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Chapter 5: What concerns are raised about USAID funding?
I'm going to say, I don't know. I don't think that the Smith-Munt Act is terribly important to what we're seeing today. In other words, you can see everything we're seeing, whether or not the Smith-Munt Act did or did not do anything. So I think maybe it's just a distraction, not an intentional distraction, but rather a distraction to spend much time thinking about it.
Because we could argue all day whether that act has any difference. But we could also just look at the difference. We could just look at what people are doing. And that's probably all you need. So the CIA specifically would be not allowed to use that stuff. But what about an NGO? No.
Do you think an NGO, a non-government organization that gets funded by the government, do you think it could look at some of the propaganda and then repurpose it for the United States? Because I don't think anything says that a non-CIA entity can't do it. Do you think the CIA could ask somebody else to do it for them? Do you think they could talk to the Washington Post?
I'll just use them as an example. It's not an accusation. Just an example. Could the CIA say, hey, I'm having lunch with a journalist. And you know, there's this interesting story happening over in Europe right now. And it might be some application in the United States. Maybe the US market would like this story too. And then it's not really the CIA that's using it to propagandize.
They're just having lunch. It's just a conversation. It's just lunch. So if you have lunch with your favorite journalist, and you happen to know about a story that's kind of big in another country, maybe they'd be interested in looking at that story and how it plays out in this country.
So I think if we're looking at the technical language of the law and this Smith-Munt act and what it does do and what it doesn't do and how it was revised, probably we're just going down the rabbit hole for no reason because you don't even need to be in that hole.
everything that you care about, know about, everything that matters, it can all be deduced without any reference to the Smith-Mundt Act. Because the one thing we can all be sure of is that any entity in the United States could get around that without any effort. It basically has no teeth.
Because there's nothing that would stop me from, let's say, looking at some media in another country and saying, oh, I think I'll say that on social media because that looked good to me. That's not illegal. I can do it. I'm just a citizen. I just saw some stuff and I thought it'd be a good story. So it couldn't possibly be true that Smith-Munt either caused anything or prevented anything.
it would be far more reasonable to say it doesn't do anything it's like it's like you can forget that whole story you know the from the maggot perspective it it kind of gave some meat to a belief but you don't need it you got plenty all right so that's the first thing you found now also you might know that operation mockingbird
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