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Chapter 1: What is the highlight of human civilization?
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day. It makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Go. Thank you, Paul. Well, did anything happen yesterday? I'm completely overwhelmed. I've never seen so much happen in so little time. My standard of how much should happen in any 24-hour day is now completely shattered.
How do you do that much stuff in any one day? Anyway, we'll talk, of course, about the inauguration and all the politics, but while people are streaming in to find the live stream here, I want to tell you about a paralyzed man who, using some technology, has learned to fly a virtual drone with his mind using some breakthrough brain implants.
So I guess the implants read what would have been commands to his digits, his fingers, and instead of sending it to his fingers, it sends it directly to control the drone. So a person who's totally paralyzed can now fly a drone. I mean, it's in the lab, but oh, wait, I have an update. The guy who is paralyzed and learned to fly the virtual drone.
He's been kidnapped by the Ukrainians and sent to the front line. Wait, I have a second update. He's dead. All right, well, forget about that story. That's kind of embarrassing. And let's move it on. Last night, as you know, last night, President Trump had three balls. He still has three balls today, which is the only way I can explain Barron. How do you have a child who's six foot nine?
You've got to have three testicles. If you tell me there's another way to get that done, maybe, but I can't see what it would be. So I think he had three balls last night, probably three balls all the time. Totally seems normal. It's the greatest inauguration ever, and at least that question can be put to bed. Do you ever wake up and say to yourself, huh?
I wonder who had the most entertaining and awesome inauguration. You don't have to wonder that anymore. This was the greatest inauguration that will ever be seen in American history. Nobody's going to top that. I just don't even think it's possible. I mean, you could add some spectacle. You could have some lions killing some Christians or something.
I mean, you could amp up the energy, but you couldn't make it better. It was just the greatest thing I've ever seen in one day. And the funny thing is, I watched it for hours. I just couldn't stop watching. You know, I skipped over some of the musical stuff and whatever, but I watched everything that had anything to do with Trump. And how do I do that when I can't watch a movie?
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Chapter 2: What was significant about the inauguration?
None of it looks like top down. Every bit of it looks like populist, bubbled up. There might have been one person who said something smart, got onto the list, made it all the way to the executive order. That's the way it works. And I don't think that works on the Democrat side. I think that's all top-down. Three or four people decide what they're going to do, and then they tell you.
So believing as I do that that is actually an ongoing system that the Trump administration employs better than it's ever been employed, just the best application of this of all time, now partly because the technology allows it, right? If we didn't have social media, this wouldn't be really possible. But I've got a specific topic that applies to this.
Trump is going to be visiting the Pacific Palisades area, the Southern California fire area. I'm a little unclear on the date because I've heard two different dates. I may have misheard one of them, but it's either today or sometime later in the week, but soon. So regardless of when it is, whether it's today or another day, he's going to be down there.
I don't know if he's going to tie that to his announcement of some massive infrastructure project that he's going to announce today. It might be related to the fire damage in North Carolina as well as, or the storm damage in North Carolina and other places, as well as California. We'll see if the infrastructure is about that or something else. But here's my suggestion.
If there's anybody on the Trump team who's reading my ex posts or listening to this, here's my idea. When Trump goes to the Palisades, the person who needs to be on that team, obviously lots of people will be there with him no matter what he does. But probably the key person I would recommend would be Joel Pollack, senior editor at large at Breitbart, because his house is there.
which actually, believe it or not, has survived. Nobody can move in, of course, but his house survived. He's got some amazing stories. He's been on the ground since the beginning of the fire, and he knows the most locally because he's a resident, and he's talked to more residents than I would guess anybody in the world at this point.
And he has the greatest context and understanding of the state's failures, even before the fire. He was all over a lot of the context for the water, the water availability, etc., And he has some specific suggestions that are very grounded in the real world of what their problems are and what can be done with California, as well as locally, I suppose. So that's my suggestion.
We'll see if this works. If you're wondering why Joel is such a good person to have on it, take a look at his book, It's called The Agenda. This came out over the summer. What Trump should do in his first hundred days. It was a book of just fast suggestions, you know, just the simplest little suggestion without a ton of explanation to say, do this executive order, do this executive order.
I saw somebody this morning who said they read through Joel's book of what Trump should do on day one. and compared it to what he actually did on day one. And there's about a one-third or more overlap. So they're definitely on the same page. And the number one person he needs to put on his team is Joel Pollack. They know how to find him. I mean, his team can find him. They know him.
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