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Chapter 1: What are Scott Adams' thoughts on iPhone design?
Put something in a different place here. Let's see. How can I make that stand up? So, do you mind if I take a minute to bitch? I just have a quick complaint. Apple computer, when you made your stupid iPhone, and you knew that the main way it works is upright or sideways, but never upside down like that. It doesn't work upside down. Why did you put the charger in the bottom?
Because then I can't set it down at the same time I'm charging it. Wouldn't it make sense to put the charger on the top? In what world does it make sense to have it in your way all the time? They never thought of that? It's just mind-boggling. I can't believe that Steve Jobs would have done this. If it worked upside down, it'd be fine. I'd just turn it upside down.
but they stopped making it work upside down. So, anyway. So what I'm trying to do is lay it sideways so I can see your comments, which appears to be... Are you fucking kidding me? Never get a stand that has suction cups on it. So I'm going to cleverly insert this into this area so that the Ta-da! It beat the system. Ha-ha, system.
All right, good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's the best time you'll ever have, but if you'd like to take it up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need is a cup of microglas, a tank of chalice, a stein, a canteen, a jug, a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
Chapter 2: How does Scott Adams initiate his podcast?
And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine. At the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip and it's going to happen right now. Go. Extraordinary. All kinds of things happening. I hear that some airports in New Jersey are being closed or there's some kind of warning because of the drones.
So apparently, no matter what we do, this drone story doesn't go away. Have any of you settled on your best theory about the drones? We're not going to talk about them today, but there's that one bit of new news.
Well, I think it's going to be a combination of different things and people who don't know things and a little mass hysteria and a little bit of truth, a little bit of everything in there. Did I see the Harris just got a $20 million book deal? Every time an ex-president gets a multi-million dollar book deal, I just assume that's illegitimate. Does that feel like a bribe?
I feel like there's some kind of backdoor deal. I don't know. I mean, I don't have any information about it, but I feel like there's always a backdoor deal. where the publisher will come out whole no matter how many books are sold. There's something going on with this whole publisher situation. Anyway, Fannie Willis apparently is disqualified from the Trump election case.
The Georgia higher court ruled that she had some kind of conflict of interest. So Trump just keeps winning. It's just nonstop winning. Andrew Huberman reminds us that the research shows a clear benefit of drinking coffee. It gives you more attention, focus, and athletic performance.
So if you enjoyed the simultaneous sip, you're probably feeling like you have more attention, more focus, and you're better at sports. I know, you can feel it. It just takes one sip. Would you be surprised to know that there's another breakthrough in battery storage? Yes!
The Monash University, they figured out some newly discovered material that integrates three modes of energy storage, which I call trimodal. And it uses boric acid and succinic acid, succinic acid, some kind of acid. And it's inexpensive and environmentally friendly and all that.
Now, again, the only reason I read you these stories every single day about battery storage is it really is everything. If we somehow could make our battery storage, you know, five times better, civilization would be really different. And it looks like that's going to happen one way or the other.
There is a study, according to USA Today, that women lawmakers are 70 times more likely to be victims of deepfake porn than Let's see if there was any way that they could have saved time and money on this study. Is there anything they could have done to be certain they had the right answer, but not to spend the money and the time to do the study? Well, you could have asked every single human male.
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Chapter 3: What does Scott Adams say about Biden's media coverage?
Well, Democrats, of course, seem to have some trouble understanding where the problem is. The problem is definitely not Harvard's admission process. That is not what's keeping any black person from succeeding. But definitely the quality of their undergraduate or their regular school, definitely the quality of their school and their income situation, those make a big difference.
So if you think the problem with college admission has something to do with the college, you're missing the first 18 years of the kid's life. The first 18 years can make a big difference. So no, you can't fix it after it's too late. So while it might look like bad news, I think that's good news in the sense that we're getting back to Capability over identity.
Well, you would not be surprised to know that there was a college in Memphis, Tennessee, a little college called Rhodes College. And there was some pro-Trump graffiti that they say was racist. And they did an investigation to see who did this pro-Trump racist graffiti. How do you think that turned out? Take a guess if you haven't heard the story already.
So there was graffiti from what looked like a Trump supporter, and it was very racist. And then they looked into it, and it was a hoax, of course. It was not a Trump supporter. It was an anti-Trump person, of course. Of course. I feel like I missed the story. I'll get to it. So that's a write-on model. MSNBC had a pundit on there. She might think of herself as a young black woman.
The only thing I know for sure is she's a black woman. I don't know how young she is. But she said, quote, the Democratic Party should be led by young women of color. So is that what the Democrats got wrong? Did they lose everything because they didn't have enough young women of color running things? Now, nothing against young women of color, who, by the way, are doing great in society.
If you didn't know that, black women are doing really well relative to historical norms, but also relative to white men. Black women are going to college at record rates, earning earning well after graduation. So black women are doing great, actually. So she says the Democratic Party should be led by young women of color. Of course, that's identity politics.
And of course, that's the reason they lost. So I could not be more amused by their inability to learn from their mistakes. But here's one that's fun. I'm told that this didn't actually happen in the real world, but there's a post that makes it look like it happened. It's still just as fun, even though it didn't happen.
So there's a clip of Scott Galloway saying that he had planned, this was before the election, like a day before or something. He said he planned to bet $358,000 on Harris. And he said that the reason he thought that was a good bet was And I was just told in the comments earlier that he didn't actually place the bet.
So the day before the election, he was talking like this is very serious and he was placing the bet. Somebody says he didn't place it, but his argument went like this, that what he called the A-plus polls have Harris ahead. So the polls that he trusted had Harris ahead, but polymarkets, where people are just betting... didn't have her conclusively winning like that.
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