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Chapter 1: What highlights are covered in this episode?
That's a way to rumble. All right, let me get my comments up here, and then we got a show to do. Comments coming. Perfecto. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.
But if you'd like to take this experience, which is already wildly amazing, up to levels that nobody can even understand, with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or chalice or sign, a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Go. Well, I can't begin to tell you how distracting the memes were when I was doing that. You can keep doing distracting memes when I do the sip, but some of them were extra distracting today. What's happening with Hawk Newsome?
He's leading the murderer chance against Perry. Of course he is a piece of shit. Of course he is. Hawk Newsome. I once thought he had potential to be a positive force in the world, but apparently not. Well, let's start with the golden age. You want to hear the good news? You probably already heard this, but drinking coffee is good for your liver, according to No Ridge.
Chapter 2: How does coffee affect your liver?
I don't know if these are different stories or the same story dressed up, but I feel like that's the third time I've told you that coffee is good for your liver. which is why I soak my liver in coffee overnight.
Also, caffeine seems to block some kind of dopamine effect when you drink alcohol, meaning that if you were to drink a cup of coffee and then have some alcohol, the alcohol would be less fun. Isn't that weird? Back when I used to drink on weekends... I was sort of a party drinker. I would notice that sometimes I would drink and I didn't feel anything much.
And other times I'd have one sip and I'd be like, wow. And I always wondered what was behind that. It wasn't always because I hadn't eaten. It wasn't food. And I always drank exactly the same thing. It was never different. So I wonder... Now I wonder if it's how recently I'd had coffee. Coffee, as you say it.
Maybe if I'd had an afternoon coffee and then I had an early evening drink, then maybe one canceled out the other. Or dehydration. Somebody says dehydration. Maybe. Well, anyway, coffee seems to decrease the dopamine hit you get from alcohol. In another study where they just could have asked me probably, they found that high blood sugar in healthy adults is linked to lower brain activity.
In other words, sugar makes you dumb, even if you don't have diabetes. So if your sugar is high, just higher than it should be, but not diabetes, it's going to take a few points off your IQ. Now, did all of you know that? Because I feel like I've known that for a long time. That sugar, even if you're not diabetic, extra sugar makes you extra zombie. Didn't you all know that?
I kind of thought that was common knowledge. But there's a study. If you believe studies. Well, there's an FTC commissioner, according to Reclaim the Net, FTC Commissioner Andrew Ferguson. he's warned against what he calls pro-censorship advertising cartels.
In other words, when the advertising groups and entities of the world, when they coordinate to, let's say, put X out of business because they don't like the politics or the messaging, that he's thinking maybe that should be illegal. What part of illegal would that be? I guess it would be for being a cartel and suppressing competition and free speech.
So I don't know exactly what count he would get them on, but yes, this is exactly what we need. We need our FTC to say that you can't push somebody out of business with their advertising model, just because you don't like their editorial thing.
Now, I always thought it would be a big advantage to the advertising companies if all the advertising was blind, meaning that nobody could, nobody could select what advertising is associated with their content. Wouldn't they be better? Because once you got used to it and you knew, oh, here's that terrible advertisement, but it's associated with this content I want to see.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of Soros-linked DA replacements?
They're winged Bigfoots, I think. Because, you know, the Bigfoots are hard to photograph. And if they've been there for weeks and nobody's got a good photograph of them... I'm thinking Bigfoot, but they're flying, so I'm going to go with the obvious, sort of a tribe of winged Bigfoots, possibly. No, I'm going to make a better guess. Here's my better guess. Why are we saying that they're unpiloted?
So we can't get a picture of them. but we know there's not a human being in each one of them. Can you explain that? I can. It's because we talk about drones so much that if you see something in the sky that you don't recognize, it's either a UFO or a drone. Wouldn't it make more sense if it were, let's say, a car-sized helicopter?
Wouldn't it make more sense if they were testing a one-person military flying device? Which would be pretty awesome. And you wouldn't know about it if it was military. And it seems to be only in the proximity of a military base. Do you think that our U.S.
military would allow something that they didn't control to be flying over their base every night for weeks and that there would be no explody things happening, like shooting them down or at least telling us what's going on? I think the fact that it's near something that looks like a military base and it's a car-sized thing kind of suggests... I mean, it might be drones...
but I imagine there's people in them, and I think they're probably just experimental crafts. Just guessing. It's also possible that the whole they're the size of a car is probably just not true, because nobody got a good picture of it, and you can't really judge the size of it, and everything's misleading in space. Or it's winged Bigfoots. According to Unusual Whales, the account on X, Google...
has now been ordered to sell its Chrome browser and share data and search results with competitors and make a range of other measures to end its monopoly on searching the Internet. Isn't it weird that Google lost its monopoly on search at the same time its search feature became kind of worthless? Is that a coincidence?
Like at the same time I decided there's so many sponsored and fake news and the news is just so obviously propagandized that I just stopped using it. I just used perplexity or an AI if I think it's not going to hallucinate. But perplexity doesn't do nearly the things that Google does. So kind of a weird coincidence that just when it wasn't really a product, that's the first time it became illegal.
Weird. Well, tragically, the CEO of United Healthcare walked down the side in Midtown today, just maybe an hour ago, and was murdered outside of the Hilton Hotel. And I believe the murderer was apparently waiting for him. So it was a planned attack. It was an assassination, not a random thing. And he apparently did die. He was shot multiple times. And the attacker escaped on a bicycle. Yeah.
So... All right. Maybe we need a little less of this in the comments to quote. Maybe a little less of that, okay? You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, just a little less of that. All right, well, the Daniel Penny trial is still on. I guess the... There's no verdict yet, right? Has any verdict been announced in the Daniel Penny thing? Because it's going on right now.
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Chapter 4: What is the latest on the Daniel Penny trial?
And I'll just go down the list. Removed by military coup, sentenced to death after his presidency, sentenced to 22 years in prison after his presidency, imprisoned during the term of president number three, blah, blah, blah, convictions, blah, blah. Imprisoned under President No. 3 and sentenced to death under President No. 5, later pardoned and winning a Nobel Prize.
Impeached, later overturned, investigated for corruption, committed suicide. Arrested for corruption, sentenced to 15 years. Impeached and arrested for corruption, sentenced to 24 years. Recent president, no... Oh, not bad. Sun Moon Jae-in, recent president, no imprisonment. Well, good for you. And then Yunsuk Yeol, must be the new one, the current one. Impeachment Likely.
Now, look at the state of their government, which looks like a hot mess and always has been. And somehow they're rocking the best economy short of, what, Japan or something? I mean, the stability of their society and their lifestyle and everything. How in the world does any of that work when their government is such a hot mess? Maybe it tells us the government is not part of the solution.
Anyway, I saw a clip on this. You know, we all know that Bernie got cheated by Hillary Clinton when he was running for 2016. But did you know that Bernie won every county in West Virginia? And he won every county. And then West Virginia went to Hillary. Did you know that? Let me say that again. It's a fact that nobody disputes. So there's no dispute.
that West Virginia, 100% of the counties voted for Bernie, but the superdelegates decided they'd just give it to Hillary Clinton instead. That's the actual real thing that happened while we were all watching. Now, the rules allowed that because they have these things called superdelegates that can just overrule the regular people. But if you have superdelegates...
then the actual primary is just for show because the superdelegates will decide who the candidate is. So I wouldn't call the Democrat Party a democratic party. The Democrats are more like a, I don't know, some kind of a, I'd call them sort of a face for some large entities that need the government to do what they want them to do. Certainly not democratic in nature.
Well, if you haven't seen the entire Mike Benz appearance on Joe Rogan, I can't even recommend it high enough. Because a lot of the bad things that are happening that you don't understand is because they're hidden in complexity. the complexity of all the different funded organizations and how they're related and who's on what and who told who to do what and what they want out of it and all that.
It's amazingly complicated. But Ben's has that exact kind of brain where he can dig into it and explain it to you. And when he does, your head will just explode. And by the way, I don't think there's anything that Mike Benz presents that isn't documented. In other words, he'll show you the official government document. He'll show you their budget. He'll show you their mission statement.
He'll show you a video of them talking. It's all, none of it's made up. But the basic idea is that the US always has been, well, at least in modern history. We have apparently learned that since we have the most money We don't have to conquer other countries with our military because that's the expensive way to do it.
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Chapter 6: What are the surprising findings about Google and its monopoly?
I am not fine with somebody who has an enemies list that doesn't come paired with what they did wrong. If this is a real list, and by the way, the first thing you need to know is that this is from Mediaite. It's not from him, but they say it comes from sources from Cash. So I'll take a fact check on that. If I got any of the facts wrong, let me know.
But do you want somebody to come in to be the head of the FBI who has a list of people that he's going after? You okay with that? I'm going to say no. I'm going to say no on that. And by the way, I do think that most of the people that I read have a lot to explain.
But you're going to have to come up with a lot more of a crime before I'm okay putting their names out there and saying that the FBI is going to go after them. Do I believe that he's done his homework? And he has reason to believe that each of them have something to explain. Yes, probably. I think he probably did his homework. But this is not the way to present it to the public.
The public can't see a list of people first because that looks like Stalin. Show me the list of people. Oh, it's all your enemies. Isn't that coincidence? I'll bet we can find a crime that all of my enemies did. Nope. Not cool. So I'm going to keep my opinion open for a while. Open meaning I'm not closing down the idea of supporting cash for that job. I'm not closing it down.
I'm saying that I need to know more about this. If in his book, these are the same names in the book, I don't know if this is true, but if the book has, say, a paragraph on each one and a specific list of crimes that are somewhat publicly obviously true, well, then okay. Then it's not really like an enemy's list. It's a description of the situation.
So I'll wait for that because I don't trust media-ite people to just show me the names and have the right names and that he necessarily agrees with all those names. So I'm undecided on Kash Patel. No, it doesn't matter because they're not going to make the decision based on what I think. But I think all of you guys need to have the same standard.
I think the standard needs to be that you need to know what the crime is first and then give me the name. But if you give me the name first and I haven't seen the crime yet, I get questions for you before I have questions for the person you're naming. Because you're doing something that bothers me and I know you're doing something that I don't like.
I don't know about that person you're talking about. I'll listen to it. I'm open to the argument. And I want to say again, there are people on that list that he's targeted that I really think do need to get targeted. Some of them. but I don't know the whole story beyond most of them. So no lawfare, please. That would be my take. You heard that there was a little disruption in South Korea.
Here's what's funny about South Korea. I always feel like South Korea is held up as an example of a highly functioning democracy and with a really, real good free market and Their economy is amazing, and so therefore their government must be pretty good. Otherwise, they couldn't be functioning so well.
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