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Chapter 1: What is the main theme of the golden age?
...olden age, up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains. All you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or chalice or sty and a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day thing that makes everything better.
It's called the simultaneous sip. And it happens.
Now...
Oh, are you ready for a big dose of golden age? Things looking so good you can't even believe it. Well, you came to the right place. Because we got news. Oh, we got news. So according to Neoscope, whatever that is, doctors have figured out how to make dead brains show signs of life. So far, they've only done it in a pig.
And they shot some juice into the pig, the dead pig's brain, and it showed signs of possible life. And it was just an ad. The pig's dead head. Now, they don't have a name for this chemical yet, but the working name is Biden juice. Biden juice. Because it's what you shoot into a dead brain to make it appear that it's alive. But maybe not. Yeah, Biden juice. All right.
Did you know that marijuana use is associated with enough pain reduction that sometimes it can replace opioid prescriptions? You could have learned this from Anthony Martinelli, who wrote about it in the Marijuana Herald. Or what would be another way? Let me think. Let me think. What would be another way you could have learned
that marijuana reduces pain and in some cases can make it unnecessary to have heavier pain medications. Who, who, who could you have asked? Who? That's right, me, because it saves the money. Yep, marijuana will help you with your pain and suffering. It won't replace everything, but for the lower end stuff, it might do the trick. How many of you remember a few years ago or a year ago?
I'm losing all my sense of things. By the way, let me put the locals' comments up here special so I can not miss a thing that they say. They are so clever. There we go. There we go. I can see you plainly now. So do you remember, I'm trying to think of the timing, and I also don't know if I have a false memory, so I need you to remind me.
Did I once recommend that AI be used to decipher the omnibus bills so that the public could tell what's actually in the law that's being considered? Did I once suggest that? And then I remember there was this one point Elon Musk said that Grok would be able to do that. Do you remember that? Well, apparently, Grok can now do that.
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Chapter 2: How is AI changing medical diagnostics?
What if you've never experienced it, like me? And you said, do you want to be lonely? Or do you want to have a robot? Because you can't afford a real kid. Or maybe you don't have a partner.
There are a lot of people who are going to say, I get what you're saying, that a real one, if I were in a family and I had money and I was a certain age and everything worked out and I were healthy, I'd rather have a human baby. But I think you might find that something like half of all the population says, you know, the human baby thing, I love it, but it's out of reach.
but I'd sure like to have a little friend. And these two things are happening at the same time. The same time the population and the baby shortage is on is the same time that the baby replacements are being built. And all that happened after a million years of human evolution, those two things happened at the same time. Like, doesn't that feel like too much of a coincidence? I don't know.
Maybe it's just a natural outcome of high technology and an economy that went a certain way. So maybe it's not that big of a coincidence, but it just feels weird that these two things happen at the same time. And yes, real babies are better. All right, here's a story that I have to admit I don't understand at all. You know, I don't follow events in the U.K.,
So every time there's a big story over there, I remember when people were asking me about Brexit in the beginning. People say, hey, what do you think about Brexit? And I'd say, that sounds like something happening in another country. I didn't have any interest at all. I didn't know what it was. Didn't feel like any interest to look it up.
And it wasn't until it passed that I thought, huh, maybe I should see what that is and kind of look into it a little bit. But maybe I don't understand it still, because here's what's in the news, and I don't get what I'm seeing and reading. So the British Prime Minister, Keir Starmer, he's saying in public, he just did a speech, he said that illegal migration to the UK has been by design.
And he says basically the country is being destroyed by immigration policies that were formed deliberately. What am I missing? Isn't he on the team that wanted this? Do I have everything about UK politics backwards? I thought Starmer was one of the people who was in favor of liberal immigration. Do I have that actually backwards? Do I not even know who's left from the right over there?
What's going on? Yeah, right. I'm seeing in the comments that Starmer's the one doing it. So are you as confused as I am? You're confused, right? And then he blamed Brexit. He said that Brexit was used to turn the UK, I guess, into some big experiment on open borders. And I said, wait a minute, I only did five minutes of research into Brexit, but I thought that was the opposite of that.
So it's not me, right? It's not me being confused. You're also confused, right? So they're trying to blame... Okay. So this would be similar to Democrats blaming Trump for the open border because he was against that policy that was so stupid that nobody should vote for it. So this is gaslighting. Right? That's all it is? It's just gaslighting? There's nothing else to it, right? Weird. Well...
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of AI on the legal system?
So far, they can't have more babies. Did you know that there is a, was it the, who was reporting this? I can't remember if it was the Vigilant Fox. I think it was. There are several accounts on X that have independent journalists that I use their material more than most because they have better reporting, frankly. But one of them is the Vigilant Fox. Another is George.
Another is the Amuse account. Colin Rugg, Cernovich. I should mention them more often because if you follow those same independent people, you have a whole different view of the world.
Anyway, did you know that there's some kind of powerful online tool that only special select mainstream reporters have access to where the government essentially tells them how to report the news that hasn't dropped yet? Do you believe that? Do you think that's true? That there's a well-known, at least within the media,
that there's a website that not everybody has access to, but it gets you ready so that your narrative about what's going to break in the news, I guess about the government, is sort of coordinated. Is this as bad as it sounds?
You know, part of me thinks that they could have thought of it as just a good way to make sure everybody gets equal information at the same time so that they're not playing favorites. Except that it's not available to everybody. So obviously it is playing favorites. I guess I need to know more about this because it would seem like it's nothing but a brainwashing tool. No surprise there.
We've all noticed that the Democrat and the mainstream media, their messaging is identical at the same time. We've all seen it. But didn't you wonder how it happened? I always thought it happened by memo. I always thought that the Democrats simply literally put out a memo and said, hey, here's how we're going to talk about this. And then the mainstream media would just conform.
Does that happen on the right? So I've been doing this live streaming and posting and stuff, talking about politics for years now. And nobody on the right has ever communicated with me or said, here's the memo. Here's the way we're going to talk about this. Have any of you seen it? Because I can't believe that I would be left out of the loop. if there is a loop.
But I don't think there is a loop, is there? Because I notice sometimes, you know, I'll see a prominent right-leaning person with an opinion, and then I'll turn on, say, Fox News later, and I'll see something kind of compatible with what that first influencer said. So I think that on the right, the news is getting its take from an organic sense of what the smart people are saying.
And I feel like by the time you get to the afternoon opinions, those opinions have at least been bounced off of all the sort of the smart internet dads. And so they've got an idea of what's dumb, what's not. What will the people who watch Fox News think is a good idea? What will they think is a bad idea?
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Chapter 4: What does Keir Starmer's immigration policy mean for the UK?
Dilbert has been on the cover of Fortune magazine six or eight times, but that's back when they were a legitimate, sort of a legitimate entity. I don't know if you could say that about them now. But this is their scoop, I guess. Now here's my take. Listen to these names again. Bill Ackman, Mark Andreessen, and Travis Kalanick. What do they all have in common besides being super rich? Common sense.
Common sense. Like if you wanted to solve a problem and you didn't care anything about politics, you would call one of these three No politics at all. Just what works, what doesn't work. There's three people you'd call. How about Elon Musk? If you had a problem that needed to be solved and there was no politics involved whatsoever. Elon Musk. That's who you'd call. Vivek. Who do you call? Vivek.
J.D. Vance. Tulsi Gabbard. RFK Jr. So it could be that the pirate ship is getting bigger. But wait, is that all? Remember I told you recently that all the smart people are on the same side? They're not all going public about it, but let me say it again. All the smart people are on the same side. If you don't know the Silicon Valley world, it's not as easy to spot the smart ones.
But I kind of live close enough that I know who they are. Let me say it again as clearly as possible. All the smart ones are on the same side. All of them. You just don't know it because they can't all go public. So you're going to see one by one people saying, I think it's safe now. So it's going to be like little prairie dogs. Safe? Okay, I'm out.
Now, this is where I don't think I can take credit for this, but I'll just say it as a fact. We only got here because people like me were willing to get canceled. Like, you know, the pioneers had to get canceled before we could get to the point where other people would say this is too far.
If the only thing that ever happened was Roseanne got canceled and we thought it was very unfair, it wouldn't change much. But if enough people get canceled and enough things are going wrong and the border is open and the economy looks stupid, then the dads say, too far, too far. This now stops. But you're going to get in trouble and you're going to get a lot of pushback if you go public.
Do you understand too far? Too far is when it doesn't matter what happens to me. That's when the dads come out. The dads come out when they say, it doesn't matter what happens to me. This is too far. There's no risk too big. There's no wall too strong, no hill too high. This is too far. And now we're going to turn it around. Story number two.
Donald Trump has been secretly, according to the New York Post, Trump has been talking to what they call his man-crush, Jamie Dimon, about the White House agenda. Now, Jamie Dimon, as you remember, famously and bravely, bravely is very important here, famously and bravely said in some big interview, might have been CNBC recently, hey, you know, Trump's not wrong about everything.
Now, he did not endorse Trump, and I don't ask him to, I think CEOs can get along without endorsing people. That'd be fine. But it was very clear that Jamie Dimon is a common sense guy. He doesn't have that job because he got lucky. He's not a DEI hire. He's really, really smart and really, really focused on what makes sense and common sense. That's why he is.
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Chapter 5: What are the causes behind the population decline in developed countries?
Now, Insurrection Barbie, who's another account you should be following on X, Insurrection Barbie. I have no idea who Insurrection Barbie is. I don't know if it's male or female. But, wow, really good independent stuff. So I'd love to know more about that account because it seems a little too wise for an anonymous account. There's probably somebody powerful behind that, but I don't know who it is.
Anyway... Insurrection Barbie talks about Dr. Gottlieb this way. So this is the guy who resigned from his post as the head of the FDA and within two months joined the board of directors of Pfizer. Hmm. This is the guy who spent all of 2020 and 2021 going on MSNBC and CNN and making COVID predictions without disclosing he was on the board of directors of Pfizer. Hmm.
In fact, he was introduced as a former FDA commissioner. Did that really happen? Did one of these two networks, they're not, Insurrection Barbie doesn't say which one, but did one of those networks have somebody who was on the board of directors of Pfizer talking about this topic? and introduced them as a former FDA commissioner instead of a current board member of Pfizer? Did that really happen?
That sounds like it might have been a mistake. It doesn't sound like, I mean, I hope it was a mistake. My God. And Instruction Barbie says, bringing people like him to discuss healthcare is why people have no trust in the healthcare system. Well, that's one reason. That's one reason we don't have trust in it.
Let me tell you, I heard some things during the pandemic that I can't tell you because I'll get sued, but it's maybe the worst thing I've ever heard. One of the worst crimes I've ever heard in my life. But I can't tell you about it. Anyway, I saw these reports that Barron, Trump, and Melania had been debanked. And I thought it was some kind of joke.
Like, who's going to debank the first lady and the president's son? They got debanked. That actually happened. And I think it was Bill Ackman who said, name the bank. Because this is dad business. Apparently this debanking was really widespread. but not widely reported. There were a lot of people who got debanked, and it wasn't just crypto people who were trying to be clever.
It was Melania and Barron. Now, when you start adding up all the people who got debanked, somebody needs to go to jail. I don't know who, but I didn't know this was happening. I had no idea this was happening. Wow. So Bill Ackman says name the bank. And I don't think we have the name of the bank. Speculation, but we don't know the name of the bank. I want to know the name of the bank too.
Because if it's my bank, I'm going to take everything out of it. I've had my bank since I was 21. Same bank. I don't care about anything else. If you debanked Milani and Barron, you don't get my money. I'm taking every penny out. So let's find out what that bank was, because if I have to make a change, I want to get on it. You're shocked I didn't get debanked already?
So am I. I'm trying to figure out why I didn't get debanked, but I don't know. I don't know. Megan Kelly has a video out in which she's saying that she wants some tit-for-tat, she says, on the lawfare. and thinks that going hard at largely Democrats who had been doing terrible things for years might be the only way we get back to some kind of mutually assured destruction balance in the country.
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Chapter 6: How can the US respond to European white flight?
The trouble is that when the influencers start talking like this, it goes into the, it drifts into the category of it gives the impression of lawfare. We can't give the impression of lawfare. Because even if you say, but it's not real lawfare, it's no, no. You can't settle for either one. You can't have the lawfare, but you also can't create a situation where everybody thinks you're lawfaring.
Both are seriously no-go zones. So while I'm completely in agreement with... It looks like there have been horrible crimes against one part of the country, and they do have to be addressed, and I do think a number of people need to be seriously jailed. But we can't go over the line of really good evidence...
people being convicted in a way that people normally are convicted, you know, no special cases. I don't like the idea. It was, it was mentioned that maybe some laws need to be changed just so you can go after people. No, no, not, I realized I did that EG and Carol thing, but I think Reed Hoffman has already said he wants to leave the country.
So Reed Hoffman is the one who funded the EG and Carol thing. So Reid Hoffman may get paid back in kind. Now, again, if he committed no crimes, or no crimes that people would normally be charged with, I'm not in favor of that at all. But if there is anything there that anybody knows about, they're probably going to use that to pay him back for the E.G. and Carol thing. Because the E.G.
and Carol thing was the height of bad behavior, in my opinion. I don't think you can have more bad behavior than that, while still being legal. It was all legal. But they had to change the law just to go after Trump? Nope. No, you don't get to change the law just to go after Trump. If you do that, somebody's going to get payback. I don't know. I don't know.
But yeah, there's going to be payback for that. Because that was not within, in my opinion, that was outside the legal system. Technically within it, but not really. Not really. So I wouldn't go beyond that because that was a case where somebody went beyond. So if somebody went beyond and then the response is also a little bit beyond, but also legal, completely legal,
then I'm not going to fight with that one. But I wouldn't want to see some kind of larger process for punishing Democrats who just said bad things or whatever. Likewise, Elon Musk suggesting that Vindman committed treason and will pay. Again, that would sound like, especially because Elon's close to the president at the moment, that sounds too much like lawfare to me.
But here's the interesting update on this. I didn't realize that he said this in the context of people saying that Musk is having conversations with Putin. Do you think Putin's the one who dropped the dime on Vindman? Is it possible that the deal of the century could involve Putin getting some payback that he wants? Is it possible that Putin wants Vindman in jail?
And that one of 50 different things they're talking about, from Syria to Iran to Ukraine to who knows what, is it possible Vindman's part of the conversation? And that Putin just said, do me a favor. You got to get rid of this guy because he just created a war like no other war, which he might have. I don't know if that's true.
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Chapter 7: What are the recent developments in the Syrian conflict?
I would have loved Mayor Adams to have been a Republican and not to have any charges over him. Because he seems like a really capable guy. I kind of like his whole vibe. But I hope he didn't do these things. But as George says, and I concur, we're not going to talk about any Democrat... pardons until every January 6th you're in jail. Is everybody on the same page?
I don't want to hear one Democrat got a pardon until 100% of the January 6th is around. Now, I used to say 100% of them that didn't do any violence or an actual crime, like a serious crime rather than just obstruction and wandering around where you're not supposed to be. But I'm updating that. Now I think everyone. And the reason I say everyone is you have to make a statement.
If you do everyone, it's a statement. And the statement is some things are more important. And I think that their freedom is more important than somebody who did some graffiti. And as much as I don't approve if anybody hurt a law enforcement person, those law enforcement people were hurt by their own people.
Because they were sent into a situation in which they could have had full reinforcements and they didn't. So yes, the January Sixers might have been the ones who landed the blow and created some serious injuries in some cases. And that's no joke. But none of that would have happened if their own team had done what they should have been doing. And it looks like an op to me.
So to me, it looks like those law enforcement people were thrown to the wolves in a way that didn't have to happen. and there would have been no violence, or much less, if they had come in force and done the right thing and not let people in, et cetera, et cetera. So I say every one of them has to be released.
Meanwhile, Angela Rye, who apparently appears on The Breakfast Club a lot, I didn't know her too much except as a social media person who has some opinions, and she said... I spent so much time over the last couple of weeks just focusing on the half of the country that I hate right now, that I despise. She's talking about the Trump voters here.
She also said she can no longer trust people around her because they could have also secretly voted for Trump. So she's worried about the secret Trump voters, too. And she says, I don't even know if at this point people will be honest about their reasons for voting for the other side or if they'll be honest about who they really voted for. Well, I have two comments about this.
Number one, it turns out that when you are the problem, you can't identify the problem. Have you noticed that? The closer someone is to being the exact problem, the less able they are to see it because they're looking around and they don't see it. Like, hey, is it here? Is it here? Where is it?
It turns out that your eyeballs can't reverse so that you can see your own brain and say, oh, oh my God, I am the problem. So that's funny. But the other thing is that she just did what I got canceled for.
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Chapter 8: How do unidentified drone swarms affect US military security?
looking inward he's looking for the problem because unlike whoever i was talking about earlier who couldn't find the problem because she kept looking outside of herself he's looking inside of himself in this case inside the campaign and saying let's look here first let's let's leave the republicans alone for a minute let's give them a minute let's look at ourselves for a minute and look at the money
And by the way, following the money is the smartest, hardest, sharpest strategic thing you could do. Yeah, you've got to follow the money. Because I think the Democrats are aware that they're a complete corrupt organization. And I think the corruption in the campaign is probably massive. It could be one reason it was less effective is that they were just buying off people.
The whole Al Sharpton thing, where he took half a million dollars for his Charity, just before he gave an interview for MSNBC. There might have been a lot of that. And I would be surprised if they don't find that there are people siphoning off massive amounts of the donations. So yes, James Scarborough, you have redeemed yourself because I believe you found the only way out.
I don't know if they're going to take it because there might be too much pain involved, but you showed them the door. That was your job. Your job was to show them the door. That's your door. If you don't walk through that and clean up the funding, nothing else you do matters.
And I actually like I would like a country where we've got a fair contest with the two sides on a little concerned, honestly, that the Democrats have destroyed themselves a little too much. I'd rather have a fair fight just so, you know, Republicans stay battle strong and they're not suggesting things that are just crazy.
Anyway, meanwhile, if the fun is not over yet, did you know, according to Zero Hedge, Trump might tap Christopher Ruffo to help de-wokify the Ivy Leagues that receive federal funding? You know Christopher Ruffo has been real big in the DEI pushback, trying to get rid of it, and has been super successful in a number of areas in that.
And he may be tapped to help root it out at the college level, and I hope later at the federal level, anybody who gets federal funding should probably be in the same boat. And I've got to take a little bit of a victory lap. Now, the victory is not mine. I just happen to benefit from it. I am so glad I lived long enough to see this story.
Trump taps Christopher Ruffo to help de-wokify the Ivy League's receiving federal funding. Most of you know this story, but I got to tell it again. And I'm going to swear because it requires a curse word. So if you don't like that, this would be a good time to turn it off. So I'll give you a minute to turn it off if you don't like a swear word. But boy, does this need one.
I've been waiting 30 fucking years to see this. I have been discriminated against for my race and my gender for 30 fucking years. and I'm tired of it. This is everything I wanted. This is everything I wanted. This is why I risked everything. This is what I fucking wanted. This is what I was willing to die for.
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