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Chapter 1: What is the highlight of human civilization according to Scott Adams?
I'm here. Must be time for something. You know what I mean? Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and it's the best time you'll ever have in your life.
But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or Charles Stein, a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better, a little oxytocin extra today. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Oh my goodness, so good. So, so good. Well, let's start with some science and we'll get to the politics. And today I will give you my official prediction for the election.
Chapter 2: How can positive emotions affect mental health?
You're going to want to hear that. Because, you know. Anyway, so according to SciPost, there was a study that says... If you have a habit of suppressing positive emotions, it could lead to lower well-being. Let me see if I can put this in my own words. If you refuse to act happy, you will be more sad.
Okay, again, could have saved a little bit of time and money just by asking me, Hey, Scott, do you think that acting happy could be good for your mental health? And I would say, you mean when things are going well? Yeah, when things are going well, if you act happy and enjoy it, will that be good for your mental health? I'd say, let me think about that. Yes. Yes, it would.
Save your money on that study. You don't need it. That's what I would have said. In other news, study finds, which I guess is a site of some kind, there's a social crisis. Four in ten people, I think it's Americans, haven't made new friends in over a year. How many of you have made a new friend in the past year? Do you make a new friend most years? What do normal people do?
Chapter 3: What does Scott Adams say about socializing in America?
I don't know because I'm not a normal person. Do most of you make new friends every year? I'm quite impressed if you do, you do. All right. All right. Well, those of you who make, those of you who make new friends every year, my hat is off to you. Good job on that. But, uh, more on this survey, uh, more than a third of Americans, 37% say their, their social life is stuck in a rut. And, uh,
It's been at least a year for many. It's been at least a year since they've gone to a concert. So 59% of the respondents said it's been at least a year since they've gone to a concert with a friend. How many of you even go to concerts with friends? And of the entire public, what percentage of them ever go to a concert? If 60% of them have not gone to one in a year, let's say 40% have,
Isn't 40% a lot of people to have gone to a concert in one year? Like even one? I don't understand this poll at all. And then it says 44 have not been on a vacation with friends in a year. How often do you go on vacation with friends? Is that something normal people do? I have been on vacation with friends. It's something that's happened, and I enjoyed it. It was great.
But it's not the main way people go on vacation, is it? Anyway, I have a theory that the reason people are doing less stuff and going to fewer parties is there's less drinking. People who don't drink don't really enjoy parties the same as people who drink enjoy parties. So if you were to say to me in say my 30s,
What would you think of the idea of seeing a bunch of people in your demographic group, not racial, but let's say same socioeconomic group, and same age-ish, and you're all going to have some drinks and eat some good food? I would say to myself, that's like as good as it gets. I can't wait for that. Now, all you do is take the alcohol out of the equation.
All right, you're going to meet with some people you love, and you're going to eat some good food, And you can drink some water. It's not nearly the same. Pretty much the drinking was the organizing focus of the gathering. So you still like the people just as much, but the event? Maybe you'd rather go to the gym.
Well, according to RFK Jr., fluoride in our water is so dangerous that if he were to come into any authority with the Trump administration, should he get elected, Trump, that very soon after that, they would advise all US water systems to remove fluoride from the public water. Apparently, fluoride is, according to RFK Jr., an industrial waste associated with arthritis, bone fractures, bone cancer,
IQ loss, neurodevelopment disorders, and thyroid disease. I think I have most of those. So it's the water. So people, whatever you do, do not drink the water from your town that's got the fluoride. What you want to do instead is drink the water that's put in those plastic bottles that... The plastic bottles.
Okay, don't drink anything out of plastic because that will get you the microplastics that will stain your body and your balls will be full of plastic. So don't drink any water that comes from your tap, but also from a water bottle. If it's raining, I wouldn't open my mouth and look up because I don't know what's in the pollution of that rain.
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Chapter 4: What are the dangers of fluoride in our water?
and then sometimes a little bit of on top of it i think i nailed it nailed it so if uh if that got her any votes i'd be pretty surprised because she did look like She looked like the bus that she loves is a short one. That's all I'm going to say. Anyway, according to Brendan Carr, FCC commissioner, she may have broken the law.
because there's sort of an equal opportunity thing on TV that if you give somebody time on TV, the other one has to have equal time. But by waiting for the last minute before the election, when Trump couldn't possibly schedule his own time on there, they may have found a way to skirt the rule and break the law. So she should be in jail. No, not really.
I do not believe in law-faring the candidate two days before the election. But I would note that it does look like a technical violation of the law. Now, I'm not in favor of lawfare, so I don't think somebody who made a small technical violation of the law that won't move a single vote should be prosecuted two days before the election.
But I wish the same standard were used for Trump, because I don't know if you're ready for this, But one possibility is that Trump loses the election and goes to jail. You know that's actually a possibility, right? That he could lose the election and just go to jail, like within a month. Now, I don't know how the appeals would work. Maybe stuff would be stretched out.
I don't think that's going to happen. I'd put a strong bet against it, but it's possible. Now, you know how I keep saying that the country's not going to get violent and we'll work it out? I don't think that applies if Trump goes to jail.
If the election didn't look proper and Trump not only lost an election that didn't look proper, but he also got put in jail in a process that didn't look proper, I think violence would be guaranteed at that point. Now, I don't recommend it, I'm just saying if you're going to predict it, that would be a line too far for some degree, some number of people.
So some number of people I think would become violent at that point. So I hope that doesn't happen because that would be the worst case scenario. Do not become violent. All right, according to the Federalist, there's a new inside story, an investigation of how Reddit has been totally manipulated by the Kamala Harris campaign.
So apparently they have this big network of fake Reddit users who pretend they're regular users to rig Reddit. So as far as we know, I have no proof that the election is rigged. So I want to say that clearly. I have no proof that the coming election is rigged or that any past one has ever been rigged. No proof at all. We do have strong evidence that the media is rigged.
We know that the intelligence outfits are rigged. We know that Reddit is rigged. Facebook was rigged. And... basically everything that's outside of the government is rigged. So if the election is not rigged, it would be the only thing. So I love the fact that people don't want to deal with the obvious truth that everything we can check is rigged.
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Chapter 5: What is Scott Adams' prediction for the 2024 election?
If both of them intended to say a joke, If the vast majority of people who saw it took it as a joke, that's good enough for me. I don't need to know that some dumb people were fooled by it. Free speech has got to let you do that. So I saw that Matt Walsh was making the case that Kimmel should be put in jail. And he said, I'm dead serious when I say if Trump wins, he should do that.
Now, I get what you're saying. Matt Walsh, I don't think they're saying that before the election was your best play. Because you don't want to start saying you're going to lock up your enemies right before the election. And first of all, we're not. Let's say this clearly. I get what Matt Walsh is saying. I totally understand the point, you know, that you should treat things equally.
And it would certainly, you know, send a message. But no, you don't say this a day before the election or the week before the election. Even if you're thinking it, maybe keep that one to yourself. And by the way, I wouldn't be in favor of putting Jimmy Kimmel in jail. I would be in favor of Douglas Mackey being pardoned or whatever it takes to make him a free man. Is he already free?
He's out, right? Is Douglas Mackey already out? I think he is. I hope so. Well, there was a big story yesterday that if you don't mind, I'm going to skip. And it involves a squirrel and a raccoon. And I just like animals too much. There was something funny about the story, but also something just horrible about it. So if you don't mind, you're going to see plenty of it all over the place today.
So with your permission, we're going to skip that story today. It's one of the biggest stories. But I can't handle pet stuff. I don't want it in my head. Do you know why? The very first thing I wrote about was if you have positive thoughts in your head, you're going to be happier. Anyway, I'll just say that the person responsible was a DEI hire named Karen. And then we'll move on.
That's actually true, by the way. Harrison Ford did a weird black and white video endorsement of Harris. And honestly, when I look at it, I can't tell if it's brainwashing, stupidity, or blackmail. But there's something wrong. There's just something wrong with it. I don't know what it is. And the reason is that when you hear him talk, it doesn't even sound like it would be something he would say.
Maybe it's my bias. Could be entirely happening in my head. But when I look at it, it just looks weird. There's just something wrong with it. I don't know. And, you know, of course, people are joking. Does he have a connection to Diddy or Epstein or is it being blackmailed somehow? I don't know. It doesn't look right.
Mark Ruffalo, apparently also being endorsing Harris, apparently said this quote. She's got black woman wisdom. Okay. She's just got black woman wisdom. Now, I think black women have wisdom, but is that something you should say about who you're voting for? I think a lot of people have wisdom, but is there a special kind called black woman wisdom? I don't know. It's a weird thing to say.
So every time one of these celebrities endorses Harris... It all looks weird. Every part of that is just cringy weird. Well, according to Slane News, I think you've already heard this. There's a Democrat group in Arizona under investigation for making fraudulent voter applications, I guess. So fraudulent voter registration forms and mail-in ballot applications. And
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Chapter 6: What controversies surround Kamala Harris and celebrity endorsements?
Think about all the liars who have lied about everything about the election so far. They've lied about everything. Just everything they've lied about. There's not a single topic that people you know, like public figures, didn't get in front of a camera, look right into it, and you knew they were lying, and they still moved their mouths, and they still told you the lie, looking right in the camera.
So you know there's no lie. There's no lie big enough or small enough that they won't tell right in front of your fucking eyes. Except this one. It's the only lie they won't tell. How many of you noticed before I just brought it up that nobody had ever had an election expert on to answer questions and explain how any kind of fraud that was significant would be instantly caught?
Did any of you even think of it? That's how you know you're brainwashed. Even if you think you're immune from it, none of us are immune. I'm not immune, definitely not immune. Nobody's immune. If you had not once considered that no expert has ever come on any show you've ever seen ever to say that the system is secure, and you never noticed, that's brainwashing.
How could you not notice that, right? How did I not notice it? How did I not notice it until recently? Seriously, how did I not notice that? There's only one way. I'm brainwashed. There can't be any other explanation. Because common sense, it would be the first fucking thing you would bring up. The first thing was, can I talk to an expert to see if there's any vulnerabilities here? Not once.
Not once. Unbelievable. And so that allows us to listen to claims about the election that are so big that you almost, it blows your mind. Patrick Byrne has a take on the Michigan shenanigans, and he tells us this. Now, again, this is not something I can confirm, so I don't put this forth as a fact, because I know I would get sued if I did.
I put this forth as a claim by a public figure who has looked into it. So I haven't looked into it, but Patrick Byrne has. Now, I've also told you that you should assume 99% of every election irregularity claim will be false. Almost all of them will be false. But that doesn't mean they're all false. It just means that most of them will be. So what do I think of the Patrick Byrne claim?
Honestly, I can't get traction on it one way or the other. In other words, there's nothing about it that makes me want to reject it and a hand, but there's also nothing about it that I could confirm. So it's such a big claim that I don't want to embrace it because I don't have a factual basis for it, but I also have no reason to reject it. It does sound a little Kraken-like, though.
So I've got a little warning thing in the back of my head that says, be careful with this one, be careful with this one. But I'll just tell you what it is. The claim goes something like this, that in Michigan, that they had a glitch in the machines, some of the ballot counting machines, I guess. And that required a software patch.
So the software patch would happen just before the election or during the election if it's already started early. And the software patch could not possibly be checked for security because there wouldn't be enough time and too many machines. So what Patrick Byrne says is the patch is the rig.
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